Media ask to Abhisek- What is diffrnce betwen new n old umraojaan?

Media ask to Abhisek-
What is diffrnce betwen new n old umraojaan?
Abhi:-Not a big diffrenc,Nayi se apni setting or purani se papa ki.

Arz hai..Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti gaur farmaiyega Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti..

Arz hai..Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti
gaur farmaiyega
Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti
woh bhi ek zariaya hai

Aabru chupane ka

Sri Sri: The moment you sing in gratitude, in glory of the divine, it immediately dawns in..

Sri Sri: The moment you sing in gratitude, in glory of the divine, it
immediately dawns in you and fills you up again.

Sri Sri: Attention is not love. In fact, when there is too much love,...

Sri Sri: Attention is not love. In fact, when there is too much love,
there isn't any attention.

Spicy Rava idli

Rava idli
INGREDIENTS
I Rava: 1kg I Refined oil: 3-4 tbs I Mustard seeds: 1/2 tsp I ginger
(chopped): 1 tsp I green chillies (chopped): 2 tsp I curry leaves
(chopped): 25 gms I cashew nuts: as desired I Gram dal: approx 50 gms
I curd: 1 1/2 ltr I soda: a pinch I coriander leaves: a bunch I salt
to taste.

METHOD I In a kadai,heat about 3-4 tablespoons of oil.
I Add mustard seeds,gram dal,cashew nuts,green chillies,ginger and
curry leaves in that order.Fry all the above ingredients for a minute
or two.
I Then add the semolina (rava) and toss till ingredients are
mixed.Continue to cook until the rava changes colour and emits a light
roasted aroma.
I Remove from fire and allow the mixture to cool.
I A couple of minutes before steaming the idlis,place the cooled
mixture in a vessel.Add curd,a pinch of soda,salt to taste and a bunch
of coriander leaves and mix well.Take care to see that no lumps
remain.
I Fill the idli cups/moulds with the batter and cook the idlis in an
idli cooker for about 10 minutes.
I The idlis are ready to serve.Served best with coriander chutney and
potato sagoo (sabji)

Sri Sri: The circumference is the devotee, the center is the Divine and the center is no center

Sri Sri: The circumference is the devotee, the center is the Divine
and the center is no center without the circumference.

Sri Sri: Do anything 100%; that will free you and would give you a sense

Sri Sri: Do anything 100%; that will free you and would give you a
sense of fulfilment.

Mohabbat Bhara Sher Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega:D

Mohabbat Bhara Sher Hai,
Gaur Farmaiyega:
"Jab Yaad Uski Aaye To Toilet Me Baith K Ro Lena".

"Jab Dibba Aansu Se Bhar Jaye,To Usi Se hi..... Dho Lena.
Wah.Wah.

The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he is ..

The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he
is in love...

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi deta..

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta...
Hakim: Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai....$

Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly

Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly; then, ur
love 4 d Divine becomes unconditional & complete. All complaints drop
away from ur head

Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day the air stops loving you, your..

Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day
the air stops loving you, your nose will be blocked, and you will go
under the ground

Life me Hamesha... Haste Raho,

Life me Hamesha...
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Gaate Raho,
Gungunate Raho;
Taki Aapko Dekh Kar
Logo ko Pata hi Nahi Lage
K Aap...

'MARRIED' Hai.

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Socho Socho!!

arey!

Esliye..

Taaki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de sake..
;-)

Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a mirror- reflecting ur

Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a
mirror- reflecting ur innermost Self. He certifies what u are.

Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself

Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself,
that in itself is a sign of progress.

2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.

2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.
1 ladki- ye mujhe de do,
2nd ladki-nhi dungi jo krna h krle,<<-$
fir dono aur jayda ladne lagi,

fir kya??

meri photo fatt gai...

CRAZY girlz:-):-)

Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with anyone because you will

Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with
anyone because you will see everyone as part of yourself.

Boy : Jaan Mai tumhe
Bangla,
Car,
Soney Ka haar
DILA Donga..
Girl : Ye Batao,
Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..

Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga
lolz

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Barsat ki 1raat me 1old aadmi hath me 1kitab liye bechne k liye khda tha

1aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- me kharid li

Old aadmi ne kitab de k kha- jb tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka "LAST
PAGE" mat dekna

Aadmi ne kitab puri padh li lekin

dar k karan last page nhi khola

1din usse rha nhi gya

aur last page khol k dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha

MRP=30/-

<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye.

<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k
bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye,2nd
fekte bola-teri vjah se mera ghar bika,3rd fekte bola-teri vjah se
meri biwi chali gayi,4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli to bola-tu side
me ho ja isme tera koi kasur nhi hai :D

Simple Potato Cake

Simple Potato Cake
Ingredients
3 large potatoes
45
1 capsicum
1/2 cup grated cheese
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1red chilli crushed
2 tsp butter
1 tbsp. plain flour
Method
1.The potatoes will turn out best if boiled and refrigerated overnight
before using.
2.Do not peel potatoes. Slice into thin rounds or grate coarsely.
3.Deseed capsicum and slice into thin rounds
4.Heat a thick nonstick pan about 5" diameter.
5.Meanwhile mix cheese, milk, crumbs, flour and chilli.
6.If mixture feels thin, add some more bread crumbs.
7.Add salt to taste. Apply 1 tsp. on bottom of pan.
8.Arrange potatoes to cover the pan. Top with capsicum.
9.Pour the mixture all over evenly. Level to cover all the potatoes.
10.Sprinkle fresh ground pepper, salt and simmer on low till bottom is
golden brown.
11.Flip over very carefully with a wide sharp spatula, and roast the other side.
12.Let in the remaining butter around the edges to seep down.
13.Let other side become golden brown too.
14.Flip on serving plate and make sections with a knife.
15.Serve hot and crisp.
Variation: Bake the same if desired, instead if roasting.
Making time: 40 minutes

Sri Sri: Praise May not be true, but sometimes criticism may be true,
But we still long Praise. Accept Criticism as gleefully as praise.

Sri Sri: When there is reverence, there is love.

Sri Sri: When there is reverence, there is love. You don't have to do
a lot of practices, in order to enjoy the true divine love.

Sri Sri: Trying various ways to realize your self, without love will not be fruitful

Sri Sri: Trying various ways to realize your self, without love will
not be fruitful. Love yourself and others, to truly realize yourself.

Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

DIL Jab B Pukare Bula Lijiye.

Hum Dur Nahi Zayada Apse,

Bas 2 Bottle KingFisher Aur namkin Mangwa Lijiye....

Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love. Give love and you will get..

Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love.
Give love and you will get love in abundance.

Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you..

Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you, then you'll become
peaceful and happy- instantaneously.

Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment and when your..

Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment
and when your search for enlightenment also ceases, you experience
divine love.

Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main...

Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main
wish krne lge the or aaj 15 AUG h, to uska kuch nhi. HAPPY
INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.

Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.
Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
Santa-Jab ye badi ho jayegi to ise suna kar, iska matlab puchunga.

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the divine has accepted...

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the
divine has accepted you with all your flaws.It doesn't judge u. Who r
r to judge others?

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step...

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance."
Good morning

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur light apne aap jal gayi.

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur
light apne aap jal gayi. Maa: Uff! Tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya?

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Banta: Sharm Ki Bat To Ye H Ki Tera Bap condom beChta hai or Tu phir
bi Paida Ho gaya saale..!

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind.

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind. If you have made a
habit of being unhappy, then being unhappy has become a part of Ur
nature.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha. Santa
intzar krta rha. Jab kafi der ho gai to bola-agr inhe hosh aa gya ho
to 1 kilo tol de

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECTOR SPL
E-8 P.M.
F-FOSTER
G-GREEN LABLE
H-HAYWARDS
I- IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONIE WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MUGAL MONARCH
N-NIC0LAS N.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
Q-QEENLAN
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SPL
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE MISS CHIEF
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
"

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

Each gal took rakhi & tied 2 der hands & askd dem "wht wil u do nw?"

1Boy 2 another-Dude,U marry my sis,I'l marry Ur sis..;-)

Fwd: Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as heresides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he
resides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai. santa after deep
thought-kuch b ho jaye shadi to main tujse hi karunga