Sunday, January 30, 2011

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF....

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF. GF(aftr openg it):What
d Hell wud i do wth ths Diwali Rocket? Boy: U wantd stars na? Sit on
it & GET LOST. :-D

Inspiring words- "BE SO RICH THAT U CAN BUY D MOST

Inspiring words-
"BE SO RICH THAT U CAN BUY D MOST EXPENSIVE THING U DESIRE.

BUT BE SO EXPENSIVE THAT NO RICHNESS ON THE EARTH CAN BUY U"....

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha 4 Peg Lga K Set

Janwaro Ki Party Me Chuha 4 Peg Lga K Set Tha,
Billi- Aaj Party Na Hoti To Main Tujhe Kha Jati,
Chuha- Ja Chali Ja, Nhi To Log kehnge K Pee K Lugai Peet Di.

Beautiful quote "Someday,somehow whatever u prayed for,

"Someday,somehow whatever u prayed for, will come True.It may not be
in the Exact time u wanted.But it will be what God think is d best
time 4 u"

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Teacher: bachon, itihas bahut hi rochak

Teacher: bachon, itihas bahut hi rochak subject hai. Issey hammey past
ka pata chalta hai.
Rocky: mujhey nahi padna itihas.
Teacher: kyon rocky?
Rocky: mujhey woh sabject nahi padna jisey future na ho... :D

optimistic quote : "Strength does not come from winning Your struggles develop your strength.

"Strength does not come from winning
Your struggles develop your strength.
When you go through hardship
and decide not to surrender,
that is strength."

lovely quote : Music washes away from.......................

Music washes away from the soul
the dust of everyday life. 
- Berthold Auerbach

optimistic quote : "Most folks are about as happy........................

"Most folks are about as happy as
they make up their minds to be."
- Abraham Lincoln

Success story quote : ""Success seems to be largely a matter of hangin

"Success seems to be largely a matter
of hanging on after others have let go."

Success quote : "Yesterday's failures are today's seeds that must be diligently planted.......

"Yesterday's failures are today's seeds
that must be diligently planted to be
able to abundantly harvest
tomorrow's successes."

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Success quote : "He, who every morning plans the transactions of the day, and follows that....

"He, who every morning plans the
transactions of the day, and follows that
plan carries a thread that will guide him
through a labyrinth of the most busy life"
- Victor Hugo

Happy REPUBLIC DAY sms

Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on
REPUBLIC DAY.Be proud to be an INDIAN.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

A gud daughter's story:-

A gud daughter's story:-

If my luv fails,
i won't die for him,
coz he might get a grl frnd again bt my papa will nevr get a girl lyk me again

Chinese Qoute : "A journey of a thousand miles must....

"A journey of a thousand miles must
begin with a single step."

Monday, January 24, 2011

Wise qoute: “Great opportunities to help others seldom come

"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones come daily."

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se
nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Jor se Bolo''

Pujari- JAI MATA DI

Santa:EK kala bulb dena.

Santa:EK kala bulb dena.

Shopkeeper:BHAI sahab Kale bulb ka kya kroge?

Santa: YAR dopahar me andhera krke sone ka maza hi kuch Aur hai...

Sunday, January 23, 2011

A boy proposes a grl- i love u,i cant leave without u,u r my life,i can do anything 4 ur love.

A boy proposes a grl-
i love u,i cant leave without u,u r my life,i can do anything 4 ur love.

Grl smile & says- Bhai,manne angrezi konni Aawe..;-)

Every new morning is a new page of life in

Every new morning is a new page of life in which v can create an
innovated oppurtunity for d future.So try 2 fill ur new page with
colorful memories.Gud mrng:-)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Santa banta sms : Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut hai, par gulab jaisa

Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut
hai, par gulab jaisa koi nhi, mere papa to bahut hai, par aap jaisa
koi nhi...

Bill gates and rajnikant : BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai...

BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai.


RAJNIKANT: Mere ghar me call karne ke liye kone me chale jao to
roaming lagti hai.:-)

Love sms : A kiri saw a box of gur, At the same time she saw a smart kira,

A kiri saw a box of gur,
At the same time she saw a smart kira,
Kiri leaves the gurr and follows the kira.

Why?


Bcz....Gurr nalo ishq mitha.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sharabi sms : 1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. Agli Baar Aankh Chahe 1 Hi Dena, Par Liver 4 Dena:-)

Good morning sms : "WAKEUP ALARM" Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki...

"WAKEUP ALARM"
Apko ssuchit kiya jata hai ki apne ssone ki limit cross karli hai.
Isse pehle k apke GHAR Wale laat mar k uthaye, apne aap uth jao
Gud mrng
SS

Flirty sms : Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???

Maa- beta,kya kar rahe ho..???
Beta-"padh raha hu..."
maa-"Excellent...!! Kya padh rahe ho..??"
beta-"aapki hone vali bahu k msg..";-)

Nice qoutes : Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is

Future is not what we discover tomorrow, it is the result of what we
do today. So do your best at present and find a better tomorrow.

Naughty sms : Govt has passed a new rule..!

Govt has passed a new rule..!

Beautiful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax..! Dont
smile i know you are safe..!

Oh my God..!

i have to pay..

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sholey sms : Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum aapni do kamiyan dur..

Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum
aapni do kamiyan dur ker lo to tumse acha koi dance nahi kerta.

Veeru: who do kamiya kya hai?

Basanti: tumharey do per.. :D

Sholey sms : Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko koi bhav..

Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko
koi bhav nahi deta... Koi meri baat nahi sunta.. Sab mujey ignore
kerte hain.

Thakur: hmmm. Ek kaam kro tum jao aur jay ko bulao. :D

Sholey sms : Thakur: ramlal, aaj kal tumhari bahut shikayat aa rahi hai.

Thakur: ramlal, aaj kal tumhari bahut shikayat aa rahi hai.
Ramlal: per mainey to kuch bhi nahi kara?
Thakur: haan yahi shikayat hai ki tum kuch bhi nahi kertey ho. :D

Sms punjabi tadka lagake: Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai.

Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai. Isko punjabi me convert
karo? student-O vekho saleo TOTAAA...

Rajnikant Funny quote " EVEN GHAJINI .....

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI(Rajnikant))

husband wife sms: Desi Patni(Wife)

Desi Patni(Wife)

 

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho

Monday, January 17, 2011

Sholey sms: Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey breakfast

Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey
breakfast bed pe chaiye.
Thakur: no problem, ramlal veeru ka bed dinning area main laga do :D

Example of Sweet relationship:- Small girl & boy

Example of Sweet relatnship:- Small girl & boy were crying 2gther.1man
askd-Why? Girl said "My doll hs broken"n boy says "I am crying bcz my
doll is crying".

Rajnikant sms : Boy: mummy mummy wOh Dekho Tut ta hua Tara

Boy: mummy mummy
wOh Dekho Tut ta hua Tara

Mummy: Nahi re Beta
aaj kal Koi bharosa nahi,


Patthar Feka Hoga Rajnikant Ne...

Gf\bf sms : Gal-wer's my b'day gift ?

Gal-where's my b'day gift ?
Boy-u c dat beautiful red car on d other side of d road??
Gal:excitingly)yes!
Boy-M goin 2 buy u a nailpolish of dat same color..;)gn

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Priceless qoute : “For every day that there is sunshine, there..

"For every day that there is sunshine, there will be days of rain,
it's how we dance within them both that shows our love and pain. "Sep

Sholey sms : Thakur: ramlal, hum kahan ja rahen hain ?

Thakur: ramlal, hum kahan ja rahen hain ?
Ramlal driving the car: long drive per.
Thakur: acha? Tumney mujhey pehley kyon nahi bataya?
Ramlal: mujhey bhi abhi pata chala jab car ki break fail hogayi. :D

Friendship qoute: "Always Try to Spend few seconds for Your ...

"Always Try to Spend few seconds for Your Friends Even Wen You Are Busy.
Bcoz
One Day You Can Get Free Time But Not Your Friends Back"
so b in touch.. Gdmrng

MatHs pj. . . Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

MatHs pj. . .
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

wah wah.

usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,

To mene b soch liya:
"TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH other.

Single ready to mingle : Dis is 1 of d best thought evr dedicating to evry single:

Dis is 1 of d best thought evr dedicating to evry single:

Enjoy ur life as much as u can (as single)
B'coz to become single again is so much painful..:-)

Love study: Based on psychologic study, a crush only lasts

Based on psychologic study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4
months. If it exceeds, you are already inlove.:-P

Friday, January 14, 2011

Man found thousands of ways to cheat....

Man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD..... but God punishes him by
simply making him to 'FALL IN LOVE'

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Qoute of the day: “Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter..

"Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter is the good
that he does in this world to his fellows."Sep

Truth about women: Women fall in luv by wat dey hear,

Women fall in luv by wat dey hear,
Men fall in luv by wat dey see,
Datz y most of d women put make up & most of d men lie.. :)

Santa banta sms : Ek bar santa or banta rajai me so rahe the to

Ek bar santa or banta rajai me so rahe the to santa bola yaar banta
PAAD mar or rajai garam karde.
Banta ne rajai me TATTI kardi or bola le aag hi laga di .

HAPPY LOHRI & MAKAR SAKRANTI.

Celebrate with..
Lots of enthusiasm &
Love in Hearts,
Eating Reories, Gagak, Popcorns
And Mumphalies !
HAPPY LOHRI & MAKAR SAKRANTI.

Punjabi style love story : Chuha aya Honda chla k,chuhi bethi jean pa

Chuha aya Honda chla k,chuhi bethi jean pa k,Chuhe ne chalya gear pa
k,chuhi digi nali ch ja k, chuha utreya gogls la k,fir ki chuhi ne
chuha kutya lama pa k...

Happy lohri: Mungfali di Khushbu te Gud di Mithaas,Makki....

Mungfali di Khushbu te Gud di Mithaas,Makki di Roti te Sarso da
Saag.Dil di Khushi te Apneya da Pyar,Mubarak Hove Tuhanu LOHRI DA
Teyohaar

HAPPY LORHI. Sms

('.') ('.') ('.') ('.')
<)) <)) <)) <))
LL LL LL LL
Ye lo apne bache, sambalo..sab k ghar ja kar abhi se LOHRI mang rhe
the. HAPPY LORHI.

Aashirwad Mile Bado Se,Sahyog Mile Apno Se Khushiyan Mile Rab Se...

Aashirwad Mile Bado Se,Sahyog Mile Apno Se Khushiyan Mile Rab Se,Pyar
Mile Sabse Aur IS "LOHRI" ki hardik subhkamnaye wo be sabse pahle hum
se.!...!...!.

Relationship qoute : "Some relations never demand personal Presence!

"Some relations never demand personal Presence!
Its the confidence in the relation which assures that when needed the
person will always b with u." Good Morng

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Truth about love: Women fall in luv by wat dey hear..

Women fall in luv by wat dey hear,
Men fall in luv by wat dey see,
Datz y most of d women put make up & most of d men lie.. :)

Flirty sms : Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar

Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar
'I Love U' bolta h, kya krun?
Father:Beta us se shadi krle, Zindagi me agr dubara bol de to mera
Naam badal dena.

School sms : AT-Series presents: Mashoor Gayak "Pappu suppliyan wala" pesh karde ne..

AT-Series presents:

Mashoor Gayak "Pappu suppliyan wala" pesh karde ne..
Students de dardan nu byan kardi navi album

"DARD DEGREE DE"

Songs:
(Side A)
1. Naukri 1500 vali
2. College vich koi vi kudi na(sad version)
3. Chalo chaliye canteen mitro
4. Saanu maan STUDENT hon da

(Side B)
5. Internal rok layi yaran di
6. Chautha peg la k professor kutta
7. DEGREE 8 saalan di
8. Mitra ne top krna (comedy)
9. Parchi pkdi gyi mitran di (sad version)

Naughty sms : Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe

Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kisS kare aur 2 lesson gaal pe.
1 bccha:Miss bistar bichalo?
MISS:kyu?

Baccha: mujhe puri book yaad hai...

Mother sms : M (mom) U (u live) M (many) M (more) Y (years)

M (mom)
U (u live)
M (many)
M (more)
Y (years)
Agar msg card ho to
Frwd this msg2ur 10 friends2make ur mother live a long life
I know u wil surely do!

Sholey sms : Mausi: yeh veeru sharab bahut peeta hai?

Mausi: yeh veeru sharab bahut peeta hai.
Jai: haan mausi, issey khansi bhi chali jati hai.
Mausi: woh kaisey?
Jai: jab sharab peeney se, ghar,bhahar, khet chaley gay to khansi kya
cheez hai .... :D

Monday, January 10, 2011

Funny shayri sms : "Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar pass kardeta to kya bat thi."

Girl 2 God

"Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar pass kardeta to kya bat thi."

God-


"kitabe to saari tere pass thi..Boyfrnd thode kam banati to kya bat thi"

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Flirty sms: Why indian girls r not in sports?

Y indian girls r not in sports?


Only 10% r playng hockey,chess

Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid boys.
Jaanu ye
,jaanu wo
, jaanu, jaanu,
jaan le lo jaanu ki.

Punjabi romance : 1 Baba roj gurdwre kirtan krda c,roz ek budi lal suit pa k aundi c, baba us nu pyar krda c.1

1 Baba roj gurdwre kirtan krda c,roz ek budi lal suit pa k aundi c,
baba us nu pyar krda c.1 din oh budi na ayi te baba kirtan krda kenda
"sab sangta ayiea g sade lal nazar n aunde" ose wele oh budi hara suit
pa ke a jandi e.baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya g vekh k sangta
haria bharia.

Reply sms : Three things in ME which U can never 4get.

Three things in ME which U can never 4get. ____ , ____ ,and ____ FiLL
in the BLanks.WaiTinG 4 an HonesT RepLy

Nice qoute: “There is no better exercise for your heart

"There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and
helping to lift someone up."

Life is like Making Tea,

Life is like Making Tea,
Boil your Ego,
Evaporate your Worries,
Dilute your Sorrows,
Filter your Mistakes &
Get Taste of HAPPINESS.
Gud Evening..

Lust for spicy food : spicy indian food

Lust for food :
When you watch somebody finely chop and stir-fry vegetables, toss the
noodles and garnish a dish, doesn't it stir your senses? We all lust
for good food. Perhaps that's the reason everyone, from a 10-year-old
to an 80-year-old grandmother, is tuning into food shows on television
for recipes and anecdotes. If Indian television is turning foodie,
this must say something about its audience. Or why else was MasterChef
India, a cooking reality show aired on the 9pm primetime slot with
actor Akshay Kumar being the face of the show? Three new 24X7 food
channels are waiting in the wings to be launched in India this year.
Says celebrity chef Sanjeev Kapoor, who is also launching a food
channel, "It's a fine art. We have an emotional relationship with
food. People love listening to food stories." Fascination for food is
the new cultural highpoint. According to Krishnendu Ray, an assistant
professor of nutrition and food studies at New York University, "This
is a sign that people are talking and thinking more about food. When
we watch people cooking, it becomes a public discussion and part of
culture." Food matters. Now, everyone wants to learn the art of
cooking. Says psychiatrist Deepak Raheja, "It triggers our senses.
It's central to human identity and watching such shows fulfils our
basic desire. Exotic food has always served as a form of cultural
capital, and cooking programmes help you acquire it." Perhaps that's
how food television is changing India. Even as urban India gets
addicted to eating out, there seems no greater delight than sitting on
the couch in your home and getting the taste of 'cultural nostalgia'
where the anchor takes you visiting the cooks who made biryani for t h
e Nawabs of Hyderabad . Vinod Dua's been a television journalist for s
o m e 35-odd years now, but his show Zaika India Ka has given him a
new identity, "I quite agree with George Bernard Shaw when he said,
'There is no sincerer love than the love for food'. It was this
passion of mine that led to discovering some great food on the streets
of India. I wanted to discover India's 'Zaika' or flavour that we've
grown up with. Food is a people thing, India connects through good
food." When Marut Sikka donned the apron and lit the kitchen fire on
primetime television, little did he know it would make him a hero. His
show Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Tikkas showcases recipes from India.
"Food is a basic instinct, it always works — we eat to live. It's
something we continue to create in our homes. Everyone wants to know
how to create that exotic dish. The Indian palette has really changed,
there are so many influences on our daily diet." In her book Watching
What We Eat: The Evolution of Television Cooking Shows, author
Kathleen Collins points out that cooking shows began as a recipe
sharing platform but are now indicators of evolving cultural and
culinary tastes. "Cooking shows have changed us and changed with us."
Says Monica Narula, NDTV's food head of programming, "We're witnessing
a boom in food-related experiences. Food has been the untapped
potential in the entertainment segment. The new stars of television
are those hosting food shows. Recently, I was amazed when a
12-year-old walked upto Ritu Dalmia and complimented her cooking show.
Even a political journalist like Vinod Dua is the new hero with his
show, as a food anthropologist. Even though Rocky Singh and Mayur
Sharma are not chefs, their show has 'repositioned' them as foodies."
What makes people get out of the kitchen and onto the couch? It's also
the experience. We're not just fascinated by a pretty Nigella Lawson
smacking cream from her lips, but even macho personalities like Rocky
Singh and Mayur Sharma who give a masculine flavour to food with their
show, Highway on the Plate. Says anchor Rocky Singh, "Food is a
personalised experience. We provide that intimacy as we discover
different flavours of food across India. When we started the food show
we wanted to explore different aspects of food, the experience of
different aromas as we travel across the countryside. The reaction has
been amazing — from kids to adults, we connect through food. I've
always been a foodie, but when we're not doing food shows, we're
corporate trainers. The investment in food by Indians has always been
phenomenal, they're extremely curious about good food." Food, it
seems, is just turning into a spectator sport. The dish just turned
out right! Article sourced from :- timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Smart qoute : “There will come a time when you believe everything...

"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That
will be the beginning."

Santa parashoot bech rha tha: "plane se kudo,button dabao aur zameem pe safely land

Santa parashoot bech rha tha: "plane se kudo,button dabao aur zameem
pe safely land karo"
Customr: Agr nhi khula to?
Snta: koi dikkat nai, change ho jayega..

Height of shock: Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi.

Height of shock:
Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi.
.
.
.
.
Kamwali: Memsab maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ki
mein gao ja rahi hun.

Sholey sms : GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha

GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha
VIRU: Kute kameene mai tera khoon pee jaunga
GABBAR: chirkut ro mat, mai naha raha tha basanti ja rahi thi..

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Funny Shayeri sms : Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?


Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?


MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam...

Doc-aapke 3 daant kaise tute? santa-wife ne...

Doc-aapke 3 daant kaise tute? santa-wife ne sukha halwa banaya tha,
woh khaya. Dr-toh khane se mana kr dete. Santa-toh 32 ke 32 tut jaate.

2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the.. 1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kha

2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the..
1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kha
"WELL DONE"

Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aaya tha.;-)

Morning is da best tym 2 greet 'special pple'coz

Mrng is da best tym 2 greet 'special pple'coz da remaining hours soon
will b busy... So let me say hello,take care & keep on smiling.
Gud Mrng.:-)

Funny Shayeri sms : Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge...

Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge ;

Gaur Kijiye..
Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge;


1 Cup khud piyenge aur
1 Cup aapko Pilayenge !
WAH TAJ...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Love sms : The best relation is d one in which u feel free...

The best relation is d one in which u feel free to show even ur
negative side n still hav d hope dat it wil strengthen ur
relationship....!!

A humrous message wid serious theme!

As ratio of Girls is decreasing
So in coming years
Names on marrige cards might be as this one..
Rajiv&Sumit
Weds
Monali

A humrous msg wid serious theme!

Naughty punjabi sms : Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Ik chhote bacche nu nanga dekh k aadmi pucchda hai.

" oye Ajj teri maa ne kachhi ni payee?"

Reply sms : Let me read ur mind Which 1 do u like?

Let me read ur mind
Which 1 do u like?
1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black universe
4.Red sunset
5.Green grass
6.Pink rose
Select any &I'l giv its meaning

Funny sms : Air hostes'Pathan se-sir aap kya lena pasand karenge?

Air hostes'Pathan se-sir aap kya lena pasand karige?pathan-humare liye
tabeez wala chai lao! Air Hostes- abey akhrot ki aulaad, woh tabeez
nahi,dip tea hai.

Naughty sms : Car manufacturer's wife delivered a baby.

Car manufacturer's wife delivered a baby.
Wife sends SMS 2 husband- ur New Vehicle came out.
Husband SMSed & asked- "WITH GEAR or WITHOUT GEAR"?

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Home remedies: Winter lip care

Winter is that season which requirs skin care of complete body and a
special care of your face. Lips are the inmp portion of your face
which really needs a special care. Coz lips r one of the most
sensitive part of body to be taken care off as they get much dry in
winter season as compared to other parts of body. Hwre are some of the
very useful home remedies tips to keep your lips nourished n healthy
in winter season.
1) The skin on lips lack oil glads hence they tend to get dry n
cracked easily. You have to take special care of your lips to maintian
its requiste moisture level.
2) Always remove lipstick from lips before sleep n also apply some
massaage with a good quality of clarified butter.
3) Dip a black tea bag in wqarm water and press it on lips for three
to four minutes. This increase moisture level on skin of lips.
4)You sould alos have ahealthy diet with gud source of vitamin B. A
gud intake of vitamin B will nourish your lips and you will never face
cracked lips.
5) Drink a lot of water, to hydrate your skin. This will keep your
lips better and your body as well.

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Right combination and proportion of food

Everthing absorbed by five sense like mouth ( food, water), nose
(breath, smell), ear (chanting, sweet music), skin( sunlight) , eys (
nature) is food. When we consume food in inadequate amounts, it
increase production of toxin whoch is harmful for our body. Having
rigjt food is the intial step for achiveving healyhy life. But just
havin right fud is nt enough , right combinatin , proportion of food
is also inmportant for an individual.
Most of the desease are a sesult of inedicute food or not having fud
in proper manner.
Specific fud nutitiove value is decided
, Depening on its taste and atribute.
Ayurveda has three main focuses: healing, prevention and health care.
This medical science is method of personalising food for each person '
healing process.
Ayurveda style cooking is a rational way to prepare food keeping in
mind the dietary need of an individual based on diff body type.
Ayurveda categorises fud in to three categories:
1) Satvic fud
2)Rajasic fud
3)Tamasic fud
These type of food have differnt affect on the body and mind.
1) Sattva :-
Sattva is a quality of mind which induces clarity, harmony n balance.

Satvic fud :-
The following fud promotes satva
Fresh fruit n vegetables, salads, fresh fruit juices, cereals, herbal
tea, fresh cow milk, dry fruits,nuts, honey, all spices and frshly
cooked food.

2) Rajas:I
A quality of mind which induces energy and action. The need to create.
Rajastic food;-
The followin
Ready to eat canned food, basmati rice, saour cream, paneer,
ice-cream, yeast,sugar, picles, vinegar, garlic, onion and salted fud.

Tamas: tamas is a quality of mind which evokes darkness, innertia,
resistence and grounding. The need to stop.
Tamsic:-
The following fud
Alchohol, beef,chicken, fish,pork, eggs, frozen food, microwaveed
food,mushroom, drugs, tea, coffee, fried food, fried nuts.

Home remedy : Diarrhea

1) Drink fresh butter milk with cummin seed powder and salt as much as possible.
2) Do not eat outside food.
When problem is mild or under control eat khichdi made from masur dal
and rise with curd.
3) Curd 200 gm, raw cane sugar 100 gm,cardamom powder 1\4 tsp.nutmeg
pwder 1 pinch.strain water from curd. Now add all other ingredients in
this water abd drink it 1, r times which will naturally decrease
diarrhea and bleeding within 2 to 3 days.
4) Cooked rice 1 cup, curd 2,3 tsp, ginger powder 1/2 tsp, cumin pwder
1/4 tsp. Mix well and eat.

All these steps will help you recover soon, however if the problem
still persist or is critical please visit your docter for medical
help.

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Walk wid AIM,
Run wid CONFIDENCE,
Fly wid ur ACHIEVEMENTS.
May u hve a lovely year ahead.!
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Happy New Year 2011!

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