Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir Bhi Kitni Sundar Ho..

Patni-Kamine Saaf Bol Na
Beauty parlour
Ke Liye Paise Nahi Dunga..:p:D

Reply sms: Wo kaun si cheez hai,Jo bnane wala bech deta hai,

Wo kaun si cheez h,
Jo bnane wala bech deta h,
Kharidne wala istemal nhi krta,
Aur jo istemal krta h usko pta nhi hota...Its CHALLENGE 4 U.I am wating your ans.

Funny pj: A conductor kissed a lady in his bus. Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail &

A conductor kissed a lady in his bus. Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail & gav him electric shock bt it hd no efect

Y?
coz he ws a "BAD CONDUCTOR"
:p :p

Girl - excuse me brother,dats my seat.

Girl - xcuse me brother,dats my seat.
Boy - i m nt ur brother,my father nvr fuckedd ur mom
Girl - true,bt my father did.
Moral - nvr show ovrsmartne$$

Adidas joke: Itihaas k teacher ne puchha-

Itihaas k teacher ne puchha- kalidaas ka ek bhai joote banata tha, uska naam kya tha?

SARDAR ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya -
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ADIDAAS

Arz hai .Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gum

Arz h.
Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gm Nhi.
Are Dub mare wo chullu bhr pani me..
Jiski Kismt Me Hum Nhi.

Height Of Kamina Pan:.

Height Of Kamina Pan:
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A boy Is Listening
Extremely Sad Song..
n then says...
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Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad
Karoon Yar..!!;):D
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45Kg ki Ladki ko uthane me Ladko ko koi pareshani nahi hoti

45Kg ki Ladki ko uthane me Ladko ko koi pareshani nhi hoti
bt
18Kg k gas cylinder ko uthane me Ladko ke pasine chhoot jate hai
kyu.?
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kaminapan hai aur kya..
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Sardar funny sms: Sardar nayi car laya,

Sardar nayi car laya,
Dost bola-yaar is par kuch aisa likhwa,
K pata chale sardar ki car hai,
Sardar ne chaaro or likhwa diya darwaza bahar ki taraf khulta h..!
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Life in delhi4 student bike pe ja rhe the

Life in delhi
4 student bike pe ja rhe the
Policewala-triple seat tk mana h,or tum 4log bethe ho.
Stdnt preshan hokr peeche dekhte hue-knjro 5wa kaha gir gaya:D
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Flirty sms: Mujse kaha khuda ne, "Mat kar intzar is janam me uska milna

Mujse kaha khuda ne, "Mat kar intzar is janam me uska milna mushkil hai..!"
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Maine b keh diya, "Lene de maza intzar ka agle janam me to mumkin hai. . !"
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Fir usne kaha, "Mat kar itna pyar bahot pachhtayega. . !"
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Muskura k maine kaha, "Dekhte hai tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega. .?"
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Fir usne kaha, "Hata use aur chal sath mere tuje jannat k Hoor se milata hu.."
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Maine kaha aa niche dekh meri "JAANU" ka muskurata chehra tuje jannat ko bhulata hu..
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Tilmilakar kaha usne-
"Mat bhul apni aukat, Tu hai to ek "Insan"...
Maine kaha ''Tu mila de muje mere pyar se, Aur sabit kr k tu hi hai "Bhagwan". . !''
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Naughty yumdude :d

Yamraj ask 3 ladies-kbhi kiss kiya h.
1st lady-shadi se phle
yam-nark me jao
2nd lady-shadi k bad
yam-swarg me jao

3rd lady-kabi nhi
yam-kone me aao.
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Aaj Ka UPDESH..Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,

Aaj Ka UPDESH..
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi us se dosti mat todna,
Q Ki "PANI" kitna bhi Maila ho jaye,
"AAG" bujhane K Kam to aata hi hai......
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Awesum fact..Colleges and school ko log "swarg" bolte he..

Awesum fact..

Colleges and school ko log "swarg" bolte he..

Hmmm..

tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai k
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai".;)
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Good better best never take rest

Good better best never take rest till good become better and better become THE BEST :DGoood morning:D
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AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa2Banta:
AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai

Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal..

.Mai Paidal Aata Hu:p
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Santa2Banta:AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa2Banta:
AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai

Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal..

.Mai Paidal Aata Hu:p
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Always do what you want to do in life..

Always do what you want to do in life..
Dont mind what other people say because whether you do it or not..
"People always have something to say"

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"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency, "waiting" is the enemy of

"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency, "waiting" is the enemy of utilisation. so,don't delay anything & dont wait for any thing" :D
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An honest thought...Have you ever noticed:

An honest thought...
Have you ever noticed:
"We always have the solutions to all the problems which are not ours!".
:)gd nyt
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Reflection cannot be seen in

Reflection cannot be seen in boiling water. The same way, truth cannot be seen in a state of anger. " Analyze before u finalize "...
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Dreams r the bestpart of life,If u miss sleep..

Dreams r the best
part of life,
If u miss sleep..
u miss
the best part of
life..
so its already
late..So go home
n go to bed &
catch a very good
sleep.
G
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Hausle sare aazma baithe,

Hausle sare aazma baithe,
Zamane k gam utha baithe,

Jiski chahat me umr bhar tadapte rahe,

Usi ki shadi me dusri ladki pata baithe..(;)
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A sad love story: A girl and a boy loved very much

A sad love story: A girl and a boy loved very much but suddenly girl died. After sometime her voice came from sky.."Ek wada tha ek wadey ke peeche,tu milega mujhe har gali har darwaje ke peechey,tujse pyar bahut kiya tha par ek tu hi nahi tha mere janaze ke peechey". Suddenly the voice of boy came.... "Ek wada tha har wadey ke peeche,main milunga tujhe har gali har darwaje ke peeche,tune hi mudkar nahi dekha, ek aur janaza tha tere janaze ke peeche
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Naughty sms: If on facebook a gurl has 500 likes n 450 comments on her pic den

If on facebook a gurl has 500 likes n 450 comments on her pic den wat is missing???
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Her clothes...:p :D
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Beautiful question to the God...Teri is duniya me

Beautiful question to the God...
Teri is duniya me
ye manjar kyun hai?

Kahin zakhm to
kahin peeth me
khanzar kyun hai?

Suna hai ki tu har
zarre me hai rahta,

To fir zami par kahi
Maszid Kahi Mandir
kyun hai?

Jab rehne wale is duniya ke hai tere hi bande,

To fir koi kisi ka dost, aur koi
dusman kyun hai.
Tu hi likhta h sab logo ka mukaddr,

To fir koi badnasib.
aur koi mukaddr ka
sikandar kyun hai...
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Sher-O-shayri

Beautiful question to the God...
Teri is duniya me
ye manjar kyun hai?

Kahin zakhm to
kahin peeth me
khanzar kyun hai?

Suna hai ki tu har
zarre me hai rahta,

To fir zami par kahi
Maszid Kahi Mandir
kyun hai?

Jab rehne wale is duniya ke hai tere hi bande,

To fir koi kisi ka dost, aur koi
dusman kyun hai.
Tu hi likhta h sab logo ka mukaddr,

To fir koi badnasib.
aur koi mukaddr ka
sikandar kyun hai...
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Naughty sms : Bahu:Maaji Aapka ladka mujhe kabi Maa nahi bana sakta?

Bahu:Maaji Aapka ladka mujhe kabi Maa nahi bana sakta?
Saas:Chup rah bewkuf,agar main b tere sasur k bharose rahti to aaj tu meri bahu na hoti.
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Santa cycle pe bhikhari k pas se guzra..

Santa cycle pe bhikhari k pas se guzra..
Bhikhari- allah k naam pe kuch de do baba.

Santa cycle rokte hue- chal piche baith ja jhula deta hu...gd nyt.
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Making memorable moments

Making memorable moments
for urself is not a big thing,
But u being the key person
in others memorable moment
is a great thing.......gdn8:)
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True love is like a boy playing

True love is like a boy playing carrom afraid of losing his QUEEN and a girl playing chess risking evrything just 2 protect her KING.
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Generally,we believe our memory is weak..

Generally,

we believe our memory is weak..


But when we want to forget someone,


we realize how powerful our memory is......;)
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"Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts.

"Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts.

But life is strongest when V learn how to trust inspite of the doubts".
Gudnit:)
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Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari, Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyari, Agg de kol

Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari, Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyari, Agg de kol saare aao, Sundariye Mundariye jor naal gao !
HAPPY LOHRI TO U n YOUR FAMILY !
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Sumtyms wen the ppl u love d most hurts u...

Sumtyms wen the ppl u love d most hurts u...
Its better to stay quiet nd smile...
Bcoz if love wasnt enough...
Do u thnk ur words will matter...
..!!
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Funny murgi: 3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.

3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum murgiyo ko kya khilate ho?

1st:-"Bajra"
Inspector: Wrong food, arrest him.

2nd:-"Chawal"
inspector:-Wrong food, arrest him.

3rd darr gya or kehne laga:
"hum to ji murgiyo ko 5-5 Rs de dete hai k jo tumhari marji ho ja kar khalo..
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Boy on DATE With GF in Restornt

Boy on DATE With GF in Restrornt
Jaan M tumse 1 bat kahna chahta hu
Gf:kya?
Bf:I m already married
Grl-Tumne to dra diya Main Samjhi tumhare Pas paise nhi h.:p
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Realty Bytes: Taj Mahal - Some lesser known facts

Realty Bytes: Taj Mahal - Some lesser known facts***
   
*We know TAJ MAHAL as  the defining symbol of love, but lesser knownfacts are: *****     *****1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives (great). ******2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her (excellent). ******3. Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (Wow). ******4. After her death Shahjahan married Mumtaz's sister (Amazing). *****  ****:) What the h--- , then, did love have to do with this monumental construction
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Naughty sms : WIFE: Aaj Main sirf Towel Me Thi Or SasurJi Aa Gaye.

WIFE: Aaj Main sirf Towel Me Thi Or SasurJi Aa Gaye.
SANTA: FIR?
WIFE: Fir kya! Maine TOWEL Kholke GHUNGHAT Bana Liya.!
Aakhir SANSKAR Mujh me Bhi hai..
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Truthful quote: Life ka original sach.

Life ka original sach.
"Akele Aaye The, Akele Jayenge".
Par Sach To Ye Hai,"Bina 2 logo K Koi Aata Nahi Aur Bina 4 logo K Koi Jata Nahi.!"
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Ultimate quote lines: Us insan par bharosa karo jo

Us insan par bharosa karo jo tumhari 3 baate jaan sake..
1-Muskurahat ke pichhe dukh
2-Gusse ke pichhe pyar
3-Chup rehne ke pichhe vajah
GOOD Afternoon

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Love story sms: Ek prem kahanifark sirf itna hai.

Ek prem kahani
fark sirf itna hai.
Uski barat gayi.
Meri maut aayi.
Phool us par bhi the.
Phool muje par bhi the.
Mahphil waha bhi thi.
Mahphil yaha bhi thi.
Unka hasna vahan tha.
Inka rona yaha bhi tha.
Sahilya uski bhi thi.
Dost mere bhi.
Kaji udar bhi tha.
Molvi idar bhi the.
Wo saj ke gayi
muje sajaya gaya.
Wo uth ke gayi.
Muje uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna tha dosto use apnaya gaya.
Aur muje dafnaya gaya yaaro.
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Flirt sms : A cute love story-

A cute love story-
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hu.?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Kaya tum mere 7 rehna chahti ho?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Aagr main marr jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Nahi.
Ladka bohat udas ho gaya use bahat dukh hua or woh rone laga.
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LaDki ne use apne qareeb kiya or kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khoobsoorat ho.
Main tumhare saath Rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hun.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Roungi nahi Marr jaungi.
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Please agar aisi ladki kahi mile
to.... is number pe khabar karna.
981xxxxxx.
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Note: Number change kar k ladki ki zindagi kharab na karein.
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Teachr-Itne din se kahaan the?

Teachr-Itne din se kahaan the?
santa-Bird flu ho gya tha.
Teachr-Par ye to Birds me hota h.
santa-abe saale tune Insaan samja hi kab,roz to Murga bana deta h:D
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Ek prem kahani fark sirf itna hai.

Ek prem kahani
fark sirf itna hai.
Uski barat gayi.
Meri maut aayi.
Phool us par bhi the.
Phool muje par bhi the.
Mahphil waha bhi thi.
Mahphil yaha bhi thi.
Unka hasna vahan tha.
Inka rona yaha bhi tha.
Sahilya uski bhi thi.
Dost mere bhi.
Kaji udar bhi tha.
Molvi idar bhi the.
Wo saj ke gayi
muje sajaya gaya.
Wo uth ke gayi.
Muje uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna tha dosto use apnaya gaya.
Aur muje dafnaya gaya yaaro.
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"Shareef Ladke"aur "DIANASOUR"

"Shareef Ladke"
aur
"DIANASOUR"
me kya similarity hai..?

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simple...

Dono ab is Duniya me nahi rahe.!
gn
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Nice quote In GURU GRANTH SAHIB -

Nice Lines In GURU GRANTH SAHIB -
" Meri AUKAT Se Badhkar Mujhe Kuch Na Dena Mere MALIK, Kyuki Jarurat Se Jyada ROSHNI Bhi Insaan Ko Andha Bana deti Hai "
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4 dost beer p rahe the

4 dost beer p rahe the
k
table pe rakha mobile baja.
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Man-hello
wife-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
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Man-ha janu le lo.
Wife-Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
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Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
Wife-Ok dear tumhara credit card mere pas he, usi se le rhi hu.
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Man-ha theek he.
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Sare dost bole-Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he.
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Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
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4 dostbeer p rahe thektable pe rakha mobile baja..

4 dost
beer p rahe the
k
table pe rakha mobile baja.
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Man-hello
wife-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
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Man-ha janu le lo.
Wife-Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
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Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
Wife-Ok dear tumhara credit card mere pas he, usi se le rhi hu.
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Man-ha theek he.
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Sare dost bole-Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he.
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Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
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Santa sms : Waiter:Ur bill Sir.

Waiter:
Ur bill Sir.

Santa: Take my Card.
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Waiter:But Sir, this is Ration Card.
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Snta:To phir bahar kya majak me likha hai-
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.:p
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When U r in Love, U make Wonders happen...:)

When U r in Love, U make Wonders happen...:)

Once Married , U Wonder , What happened...:!!!!!.........!!!!!
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Double meaning sms : Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

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Apple
Orange
Chiku
Sabzi
etc
etc..

Tum bhi sab dhoke hi khaya karo;)
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Ek Aurat Saheli se:-Mujhe bacha

Ek Aurat Saheli se:-Mujhe bacha nahi ho raha??Saheli:-Tumhare pati me fault hoga?Aurat:- Pati me fault ho to kya hua, pure mohalle me to fault nahi ho sakta.
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HUM uth k chale apki mehfil se,

HUM uth k chale apki mehfil se,
Piche se tune pukaara bhi nhi.
fir khud hi ruk gaye kadam mere,
Kyuki apke pyar k bina mera guzara b nhi...
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Har Raat itni tanha kyu hoti hai

Har Raat itni tanha kyu hoti hai
Har kisi ko qismat se shikayet kyu hoti hai, Agar mile khuda to puchna us se, jise pa na saken usi se mohabbat kyu hoti hai.
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Haqiqkt k roop me khwaab banta

Haqiqkt k roop me khwaab banta gya dihre -2 wo chehra kitaab banta gya ,usne kaha k mujhe pani pasand hai
aur meri ankho ka hr aansu talaab banta gya
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All 'Girls' Are Beautiful After Lights Are Switched Off.-Shakespeare

All 'Girls' Are Beautiful After Lights Are Switched Off.
-Shakespeare
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All 'Boys' Are Innocent Before Lights Are Switched Off..!
-Shakespeare wife..
gd nt.
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Ummid ki kashti ko koi duba nhi skta,

Ummid ki kashti ko koi duba nhi skta,

Chaht k diye ko koi bujha nhi skta,

Humari dosti hai Tajmahal ki tarah,

Jise chah kr b koi dobara bna nhi skta..
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Bhikari:kuch khane ko Dedol

Bhikari:kuch khane ko Dedo
ladki-TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari-roti dedo
ladki-TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari-lao tamatar hi do
ladki ki Maa-ye totli hai, keh rahi hai KAMAKAR khao.
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A relaxed mind, A peaceful soul, A

A relaxed mind, A peaceful soul, A joyful spirit, A healthy body & Heart full of love.. All these are my special prayers for you.. Wish you and your family a Happy New Year 2012.
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