The best thing about friendshp is that...

The best thing about friendshp is that
v cn alwyz pick up frm whr v left,v dnt hav to pretend,v dnt hav to
speak evrydy.YET,v share so much.
Let it continue

NO and YES are two short words which need a ....

NO and YES are two short words which need a long thought. Most of the
things we miss in life are due to saying NO too soon or saying YES too
late.:-)

2 sikh Soldiers capture a pakistani, gav him a....

2 sikh Soldiers capture a pakistani, gav him a dice & said-if u get
1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u.
Pak askd 6 aya to?
Sardar-ludo nahi khela kya?
dobara bari ayegi

''Sms Song"

''Sms Song"

A ji,
O ji,
Lo ji,
Padho ji,
Main hu
Mobile moji,
Karta Hu sMs to
Tum b Karoji
1 2 ka 4,
4 2 ka 1
Amul is
Makkhan
&
my frnd is
"Dhakkan"

Chain message by Santa:- Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k...

Chain msg by Santa:-
Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k.
.
.
Meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye.
.
.
Preeto tune sim change kar k accha nahi Kiya. Marja kutti..:-D

Sona-yaar muje apni pati pe shak hai. Mona-...

Sona-yaar muje apni pati pe shak hai. Mona-ab tu kya karegi? sona-mai
aaj hi apne bf ko unke piche lagati hu :D

A great & awesom words by a hard lover-

A great & awesom words by a hard lover-
"I am a lover
Not a fighter,
But i wil fight for
What i love".

Maine Zindgi Bhar Jisko Chaha Aaj Us Ka Beta Mujhe Aa K Bolta Hai

Maine Zindgi Bhar Jisko Chaha
Aaj Us Ka Beta Mujhe Aa K Bolta H

PAPA,
Plz Mujhe School Drop Kar Do
Moral - Hr Koi Apki Traha MAMU Nai Ban Jata..:-D:-P

Bollywood humour: HATE LETTER from Munni-

HATE LETTER 4rom Munni-

Dear Sheila,
Aag lage teri jawani ko,
Khatam kr diya meri badnami ko,
Ab logo k muh pe h tera naam,
Saale bhul gye mera zhandu baam..

Most days i can fool people by wearing a fake...

Most days i can fool people by wearing a fake smile bt some days i
don't hve the strength 2 fake it & no 1 seems to notice.....

Bollywood humour: Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan,

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan,

Reporter: why have all your films become such flops?

Abhishek: no idea!

Reporter: Get Idea! .

What is love..?

What is love..?
Asked in a survey & a svt answer by a boy..
"Luv is when u tell a girl that u like her smile..
&..
She starts smiling even when her eyes r wet..!

Love anthem: one one 2 i remember u two two 4

Sweet poem:
one one 2
i remember u
two two 4
miss u more
three three 6
our friendship is fix
four four 8
our relation is great
five five 10
take care my friend.

Best iNsuLt: Girl-Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta hai!

Be$t iN$uLt:
Grl-Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta h!
.
.
Boy-To behn Koi Acha sa T00THPASTE Istmal Q Nai Krti?

Ladki : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladki : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Santa (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shadi tumhi se karunga aunty
se kehna mujhe bhool jayen...

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseeet ke School le ja rhe the Ye dekh k 1 Aadmi bola:..

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseeet ke School le ja rhe the Ye dekh
k 1 Aadmi bola:-"Jane do Beta, Ye Khud School aa jyga" Bachhe:Yo
Bachha Na hai, Master hai.

"High Class Insult". Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho...

"High Class Insult".
Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho.

Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass kutta kyo khada hai?

Memorable line. "Its not important to go to heaven after we..

Memorable line.
"Its not important to go to heaven after we leave,
but its important to create heaven in someone's heart,
before we leave."

I LIKE to WALK IN RAIN BCOZ NO 1 CAN

I LIKE 2 WALK IN RAIN BCOZ NO 1 CAN RECOGNIZE TAT I M CRYING .
(purana hogya na? )-new version,
I LIKE 2 WALK IN FOG BCOZ NO 1 CAN RECOGNIZE TAT I M SMOKING.

Love Marriage Kaa Matlab Apni Girlfriend Ko ...

Love Marriage Kaa Matlab Apni Girlfriend Ko Wife Banaanaa.
Arranged Marriage Ka Matlab Kyaa?
Socho...
.
.
.
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Ko Wife Banaanaa...

Funny quote : "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What . .....

 "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?" By Margaret Smith

Double meaning sms : Ladkiyo ke Hath me Mehndi Achi lagti hai..

Ladkiyo ke Hath me Mehndi Achi lagti hai..

Aur

Ldko k Hath me,,,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mehndi wale Hath:-)

School life quote: Best Lines One Can Say After school Life

Best Lines One Can Say After school Life-
.
.
.
"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN..!!"....isnt it..

Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT

Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT Every Sunrise Give Us,
1Day More to Hope! So, Hope For The Best HAVE A GREAT DAY.

BY ABDUL KALAM-: Jab bhi Alla se kuch mango to Dimag nahi

Gud morning
BY ABDUL KALAM-:

Jab bhi Alla se kuch mango to Dimag nahi NASIB mangna.
kyu ki maine''Dimag Walo" ko "Nasib walo" ke yaha "KAAM" karte dekha hai....

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:
"He stole my heart & I'm planning to take a revenge...
I'm going to steal his last name..":-)

Happy valentine's day.

,;*'*'*;, This
*;**;* Bokey of
\____/Flowers 4u
with The Bundle Of Prayers,
IN
Every Flower
There are Different Wishes 4 u... Happy valentine's day.

Weekend mood sms : Sunday means:

Sunday means:
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nahao mat
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf aache pal !!!
So enjoy your Sunday...!!!

Smart kid: - Dad : Son, what do you want for your

Dad : Son, what do you want for your

birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a

sports car around it.

God dabang style: Aaj subha bhagwan ne dabang dekhi aur

Aaj subha bhagwan ne dabang dekhi aur mood me aa k bole... Aaj aisa
mausam banaenge k confuse ho jaoge k sweater pehanna h k raincoat...

Sardar-omlet lekar aao.
Waiter-kaun sa? ...Spanish ya Italian?
Sardar-koi bi leya yara... Muje khana hai, usse baat nai karni. :D

Funny love : A BRAND NEW LOVE STORY-

A BRAND NEW LOVE STORY-
.
Punjabi Boy-
mai kya soneyo i love u.!

Girl-
tere jaiso pe to main tatti bi ni krti..

Boy-
phir ki hoya soneyo..
paad hi mar diyo.!

HaPPy HUG d@Y..

H=Hey.. frnd
U=U r d
G=Great one..
Dis is Valentine HuG.
iF u lyK my frndSHIp thn hug me back..!!
:H@PPy HUG d@Y.."

Decent qoute : “Getting what you want is not nearly as

"Getting what you want is not nearly as important as giving what you have."N

Sharabi sms : 3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr de,bola lo saab hm

3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr
de,bola lo saab hm pahunch gye,1st ne use paise de diye,2nd bola thnk
u par 3rd ne ek thapad diya, driver dar gya socha ye sardar smaj gya,
teesra sardar bola-saale dheere chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to.

Happy promise day : "I won't promise 2be Ur friend 4ever,

"I won't promise 2be Ur friend 4ever,
Becos I won't live that long.
But let me be Ur frnd as long as I live"
That is my lovely promise to u
Happy promise day

Happy Teddy bear day..

("._.")
>")("<
(")(")

dis tEdy 4 u. Happy Teddy bear day..

9.2.11 "Nau do gyara". A once in a milenium oppurtunity.!!

The right date to run away from all your problems is today 9th Feb.
Bcoz the date is
9.2.11 "Nau do gyara".
A once in a milenium oppurtunity.!!

Happy Chocolate day..: Life is like a chocolate box, each chocolate is

Life is like a chocolate box, each chocolate is lyk a portion of lyf,
some r crunchy, some r nutty, Some r soft bt all r DELICIOUS.. Happy
Chocolate day..:-)

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,. Dabang- HIT..

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,.
Dabang- HIT..

MORAL- Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
Badnam honi chahiye.. ;)

MAM:Last semeter u were roaming with that girl N this semeter ur...

MAM:Last semeter u wer roaming wit tat girl N tis semeter ur
roaming wit other wat is tis?

Boy:Syllabus changed mam

happy chocolate day!!

Ting Tong
Anybdy on MOBILE?
Delivry 4 U
A swt Teddy wid choclate

()"""()
( " ; " ) ### (,,)=(= : =###
(""),,,("") ###
hapy chocl8 day

Love lesson: Sumbody whom u luvd more than lyf came in ur lyf for either of the 2 reasons...

Sumbody whom u luvd more than lyf came in ur lyf for either of the 2 reasons...

For loving u 4ever..
Or
.
.
.
For teaching u not to love again ever.

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || :D

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT ||

Send dis msg to 9 ppl n u'll pass WIDOUT studying.

Once a MBA Studnt ignored this.
His SSC Result was changed to "FAIL" !

Happy "Propose" Day: For d committed,there are memories..

For d committed,there are memories..
For d singles,today's a chance..
Happy "Propose" Day ;-D
Gudmrng! :-)

rim zim rim zim rim zim

rimzimrimzimrimzim
, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , '
, ' , ' , ' , ' , '
__,____,
/____,_/ .;';';.
l__[]__l_ l ,,)(,,
Enjoy d first rain of this year.

Select your valentine day gift 101 202 303 404 505 606 707 808 909 Plz...

Select your valentine day gift 101 202 303 404 505 606 707 808 909 Pl
select no and reply I will provide nice meaning for each number
selected.

Naughty sms : Forward dis 2 whom u care

Frwd dis 2 whom u care

Don't eat Bournville or any cadbury products specially silk.
Bcoz it'll cause severe stomach pain when u eat them
WITHOUT ME..:-D:-D

Gf bf sms : ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise?

ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise? ladki kabi anjaan ladke
k help nhi karti, aur ladka har anjan ladki ko help k liye ready hota
hai

Funny sms : Ques-wat is d difference between mother and...

Ques-wat is d difference between mother and wife? Ans-one woman brings
u into this world crying.. and the other ensures u continue to do so!

Girl-tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? boy-bolo kya kru..

Girl-tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? boy-bolo kya kru. Girl-mere liye
chand la skte ho? boy-fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap
ghumega...

Meaningful sms: 1Apple/Day=No Doctor! 1Tulsi Leaf/Day=No Cancer!

1Apple/Day=No Doctor!
1Tulsi Leaf/Day=No Cancer!
1Lemon/Day=No Fat!
1Cup Milk/Day=No Bone Problms!
3Litrs Water/Day=No Diseases
Snd Dis 2Whom UCare As I Did!:-)

Sardar:I sent love letters to my girlfriend every...

Sardar:I sent love letters to my girlfriend every day for 3 years.
Friends:Then what happened? Sardar:Nothing.She married d postman.

Happy valentine day: Wishing u a Luv filled Valentine Month.

Itz d Month of

Kisses,Surprises,

Proposals n Dates,

Chocolates n Gifts,

Hugs n LuvSongs

Itz feb..

Wishng u a Luv filled Valentine Month.

Pj sms : Cricket aur Toilet mein kya common hai ???

Cricket aur Toilet mein kya common hai ???
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

wahan bhi Dhoni hai...

yahan bhi Dhoni hai....!!

Shaadi nahi aasaan, bas itna samajh leejeaga...

Shaadi nahi aasaan, bas itna samajh leejeaga

ki . .

Phenyl ki goli hai, aur Choos Choos ke khaani hai !!!!!!!!!!!!

Flirty sms: Is Waqt Hindustan Ke 4 Bade Problems Hai:

Is Waqt Hindustan Ke 4 Bade Problems H:

1.Corruption..

2.Mehengaai..

3.Bomb Blast

Nd

.

.

.

.

.

Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR.

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on...

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other
girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh sb aaj se pehle kyu nahi
dikhi";-)

Why in every love story mother agrees n father disagrees?

Why in every love story mother agrees n father disagrees?

BCoz,
mother knws wht LOVE is..!!
&
father knws wht LIFE is...!!

February love month date details

DATE SHEET aa gyi h tayari shuru kr do :D
7 feb Rose Day
8 Propose Day
9 Chochlate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Hug Day
13 Kiss Day
14 Valntin day
15 slap day

TCS to hire through IPL style auctions, quote lowest to get job

TCS to hire through IPL style auctions, quote lowest to get job

Hyderabad. IT major TCS (Tata Consultancy Services) plans to hire 37,000 professionals for its domestic and overseas markets through campus auctions in the next fiscal. But the auctions will not have TCS bidding for bright freshers, but the freshers bidding for dull jobs. Each round of bidding will see 50 freshers coming together, and whoever quotes the lowest salary demand will get a job contract from TCS.

"It is a mammoth effort to go all over the country and conduct complex processes to hire freshers who would anyways be kept on the benches. What is the use of conducting irrelevant GDs and PIs to hire future-benchers? Hence we have taken inspiration from the recently concluded IPL auctions and will be conducting auctions in many campuses of India to hire freshers," confirmed the recruitment head of TCS.

A possible scenario of professional "franchises" gathered to bid for software jobs

The base prices of the freshers have been set as per their overall percentage or CGPA across the four years of education. Higher percentage commands a higher base price and then it's a game of who goes the lowest for the "lucrative" offer.

"We expect tough competition in most of the engineering colleges since four years of hardship anyways squeezes out the self-esteem of most of the freshers. Hence we can expect the freshers to go head on against their classmates to see who can lower the bar the most," said the TCS recruitment head.

The process has come in for acclaim from the other IT companies. The recruitment head of Infosys candidly admitted, "Freshers are like beasts of burden in the IT world. They do all the grunt work which is anyways defined by our processes. Hence this idea makes perfect sense since we can now get enthusiastic IT donkeys who will work their asses off at economical costs for us."

The news has attracted mixed response from the freshers though. Many final year B.Tech students are already using linear programming methods to find the minimum amount they need to stay alive in various cities, while others have asked their parents if they could "contribute" a little.

"I'm looking forward to the auctions and am hopeful of being picked," said a fresher on conditions of anonymity, "but I just wish they also have cheerleaders once we join the benches; people like me would need it as being in IT already means marriage prospects taking a hit."

 

Ascii sms : Goodmorning. Have a good day.

.*"""*.
(_. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/

This Sweet bird has came to Wish u.

Goodmorning. Have a good day.

Political humor : Teacher to one student:- if one wall cost 500 bucks for repairing with 10 labors hired on a daily wages, how much will be cost of repairing 5 walls?

Teacher to one student:- if one wall cost 500 bucks for repairing with 10 labors hired on a daily wages, how much will be cost of repairing  5 walls?
Student:- 50,000000 Bucks.
Teacher to student : what? what is your name?
student:- Suresh Kalmadi

When parents, Care for us, We call it as Restriction......

When parents,
Care for us,
We call it as
Restriction......

But

When Girlfriend,
Restrict us,
We call it as,
Caring...........

Good lesson learnt: Millions of trees in d world r accidentally

Millions of trees in d world r accidentally planted by squirrels who
bury nuts & then 4get where they hid them.

Do Good & Forget...It will grow 1day
Gud nyt!

Nice qoute : “The doors we open and close each..

"The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live"

Meaningful Thought Of Humanity

Meaningful Thought Of Humanity:-
"You can hurt a heart only till it loves u,
not after it starts hating u".!
Think abt it:-)

What is Flirting?

What is Flirting?

The only skill or talent, that u can't include in ur
bio-data or resume, despite of having years of xperience and number of
references g9t

Flirty sms : A new way of proposing a girl.

A new way of proposing a girl.

Ik tu hove,
ik main hova..
hove na koi teeja,
Sohniye ja k kehde apne veer nu,
K lab leya tera jija..