Sardar in a computer exam was asked. "Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar in a computer exam was asked.
"Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar - It is similar to surf excel to clean computer ...

Political humour:Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya "Vichar"khilaya

Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya
"Vichar"khilaya "Achar"to ho gya "Chamatkar" aaj sardar chalata hai
INDIA KI "SARKAR".. :-)

Sardar sms:1 Man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

1 Man jumpd in2
sea n nvr came out

Next Day-2nd man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

Santa aftr watching diz concluded:

"MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER!!":-D gud 9t

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.
Lotrywala-apko tax kaat k 1.75 cror milega.
srdar-ye galat baat hai,mennu pure 2 cror do,nai to mere 100Rs. Wapas karo..:-D

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.
Sardar:I ws ironing clothes.D fone rang.I accidntly pickd up d iron
instd of fone!
Dr:And d othr ear?
S:D bastard calld again!

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur jor jor se hans raha tha...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur Jor Jor Se Hans Raha Tha,
Kisine Pucha Kyun Hans Rahe Ho? Srdr: Accha Hua Retrn Ticket Nahi Liya

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.