Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

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DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

For all my married friends:: D

    For all my married friends::
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola,
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.
   

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical and
a Good Cook. But the law allows only ONE!!!

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Santa replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is..

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Santa replies : That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my
neighborhood, they say I'm responsible!
So be responsible !!!
Good morning naughty Sunday !

Y husbands avoid questions!

Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!

Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling

Frnd- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling ,Honey,Luv.Wat's d secret ?Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10yr ago& i'm very scared 2ask wot it is?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid…

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,

U will regret it later;)

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai?

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai? pandit
ji-agr biwi maykay jaye to aazadi or upar chali jaye to mukti....

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n
liabilities on left side..

Wife Computer ON karte hue : Jaanu apna password batana ?

Wife Computer ON karte hue : Jaanu apna password batana ?
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HUSBAND :"Lulli"
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Wife hans-2 k kursi se gir gayi Qki Computer said
"Your password is too short"

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

"Always remember that the most important thing

"Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is
not happiness, but stability."
Good morning india