Funny quote : If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den every button will b wrong.

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Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham

Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=
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Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham
aur
sham se subah tak pyar karuga..!:-*

Ladki- jaanu to fir me Tatti kab jaungi.

Chor pe more:

Chor Aya
Tijori pe likha tha-
Todne ki jarurt ni
Button dabao khul jyegi
Button dabate hi police agyi
Chor-Aj mera insaniyt par se vishwas uth gya!!:-P:-D

Humor on inflation:Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Boy-OK.

On the Bday

boy- ur gift!

Girl-how sweet isme kya h?

Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke PAkode.

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?
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Coz...sisters know wat love is!
And
brothers know wat boys are!!

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:
Jurrasic Park: Dinasaur da raula.
Spiderman: Jaale jatt de.
Superman: Udd-da jatt.
Terminator: Lohe da jatt, kadd dau watt.
Charlie's Angels: Jattiyan kamaal kardiyaan.
Baby's day out: Jatt da kaka, paave syaapa.

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya
or
sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya '10 Lakh kal subha pul k niche pohnchado

or
bache ko ghr waps bhejdiya

2sre din wo pul k neche gaya to use paise mil gaye

or
sath sticker pe likha tha:

Maa Qasam paise ka gam nai

Gam is baat ka hai k

SARDR ne SARDR ko luta:D

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Twitter asks, "Whats happening ?"

&

Orkut ???

, "Where the hell did everybody go ?"
:p:DB-)

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match..

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match stick can burn one lac
trees.single negative thought cn kill hundred dreams,so be positive
always.gud nite

Gud thot: There was A Time, when v Usd 2 Tell Friends...

Gud thot:
Ther was A Time, vn v Usd 2 Tell Friends
"Let's Meet & Plan Something"

Nw we say
"Let's Plan & Meet Someday"

Friends r Same, Time Has Changd. :(

2 sardar jungle me: Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher....

2 sardar jungle me:
Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher ki ankh me daalke bhagte
hue chillaaya"Abe bhag!"
2nd: Main kyun bhagu? Mitti to tune dali hai.

Desi quote: "Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se...

Desi quote:
"Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se phle rubber ghis
jaye,aur rubber ko itna b na ghiso k zindagi ka panna hi fat jaye.

Gdmrng

Funny quote : if at first try you do not succeed....

if at first try you do not succeed....destroy all your evidence that
you have tried.

Gf bf sms: Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?

Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?
Gf:- yes, when your lips move :D

Shanti:I how was your exam?

Shanti:I how was your exam?
Banti:it was easy.
Shanti:I so you gonna clear it this time?
Banti:- it was easy but I had trouble answering them :D

Funny quote: if everything coming your way.....

if everything coming your way.....then you are in a wrong lane :D

A real cutie 1:Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

A real cutie 1:

Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

Boy: Well, because when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams..!;)

'Height of Tension'-Obama updatd his status on facebook "Osama is dead, justice has been done.."

'Height of Tension'-
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Obama updatd his status on facebook
"Osama is dead, justice has been done.."
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He got a notification-
"Osama Bin Laden likes ur status.."

Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri hai..

Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri hai..
puchhiye kyu?
kyunki zindagi mein KHUSHIYA hie sab kuch nahi hoti...
'KALESH' bhi zaruri hai...

Sardar U.S.A k hotel me murga khane gaya

Sardar U.S.A k hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.
Waiter : what do u like to have sir?
Sardar : 1 plate ande k papa please.!

Quote from Guru Granth Sahib. "Teri kismat da likha tere to koi kho nai

Quote frm Guru Granth Sahib.
"Teri kismat da likha tere to koi kho nai sakda..
Je uus di meher hove te tenu o v mil jae jo tera ho nai sakda"

Chain sms: Pas 2 al ur contacts.

Pas 2 al ur contacts.
5 days before a boy died in chennai.Bcoz of atending a cal while his
cel was at charge.dat time he had suddden vibration 2 his heart &
fingers were burnt.
so pls dont attnd cals while charging ur cel. Pls pas 2 al whom u
care. I care 4u.
1 USEFUL MSG IS BETER than MANY 4WARDED Msg.

Funny sms: Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote hai

Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote h
1 wo jinko sacha pyar milta h
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2sre wo jin ka kharbuza meetha nikalta hai.

Sas bahu sms: Sita k Vanvas Jane mei bahut Badi hai Seekh,

Sita k Vanvas Jane mei bahut Badi hai Seekh,

Sita k Vanvas jane mei bahut badi hai Seekh,

Ghar mei agar 3-3 Saas ho to,Jungle hi theek...:-P;-):):-D

GUJAR JAYEGE YE PAL YAAD AYEGA YE WAQT

GUJAR JAYEGE YE PAL YAAD AYEGA YE WAQT NA JANE KAHA HONGE HUM JAB
BADAL JAYEGA SAB KOI TO APNA HOGA JISE YAAD RAHENGE HUM.

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?

Select 1 dish, I'll tel u da relation b/w u n me..?
pizza
puri
rajma
gobi
tiki
rice
saag
dal
maggi
Reply....!!!! Me.

Humour on petrol hike:Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)

Hav a Gr8 day!!!

Super classic.. "Neither m single nor committed...

Super classic..

"Neither m single nor committed... m simply on reserve,
for the one who deserves.." B-) ;-) :-)

Quote of the day:-Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today....

Bill Gates Said-

I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..

Reply sms :- Solve the criminal Case

Solve the Case
 
A man was found murdered in Chandni Chowk, Delhi on 26.1.2008 afternoon
 
His wife called police and Police questioned every one
 
Wife: sir, I was sleeping, when the murder took place
 
Cook: I was cooking
 
Gardener; I was picking vegetables
 
House Maid: I went to the post office
 
Children: went to play
 
Neighbors: we went to a marriage
 
Then police arrested the murderer immediately
 
How is it? Reply with the reason
 

Facebook video spam: Dont click on any new video in facebook,

Dont click on any new video in facebook, which says 'omg i cant
believe u r in this video'. it is a spam to steal password. Help
friends by spreading this msg.

Search a beautiful heart but not search a...

Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face because
"Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always
beautiful.

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

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Who will handle my expenses now..?? :D

Awesome conversation:-

Awesome conversation:-
Man to God - Jab nasib me pahle hi sab likh dia gaya hai to hum dua q kare?

God- Ho sakta h nasib me likha ho k mangne pe hi milega!!:-)

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :
1 msg- lets break up now ,its all over dear..
2 msg-"sorry sorry..!!! that was not 4 u..."
:-P

Reply sms: When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????

When u talk me 1st time u felt I'm????
a)Serious minded
b)Very naughty
c)Very fndly
d)Too boring
e)Attractive Character
f)Highly reserved
g)Foolish nature
Reply plz!

Excellent quote from hitler:"Never try or beg 4 support 4rm others..

Excellent quote from hitler:

"Never try or beg 4 support 4rm others,

Stand alone & face d life as a race,

den every1 will follow u.."

Sharabi sms: Sharabi Road par pada tha

Sharabi Road par pada tha

policeman-itni Q pee rakhi h

Sarabi-mazburi thi

policemn-kya mazburi thi?

sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.:-D;-)

Father son sms: Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?

Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?
Father:Baap.
Son:Papa, phone kisne banaya?
Father:Graham bell ne.
Son:Uske baap ne kyo nahi banaya? :P

Funny sms: Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,

Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

Baap (Bade Ghusse Se):

Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? :O

Ladki:

Patli Pin Wala Charger......! :P

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",

"Chand ka BED","pariyon ka SAPNA",
taaro ki RAZAAI",
aur" pholon ka TAKIYA",
now comeback 2 earth & sleep on ur"KHATIYA"good night.:-)

Funny Facebook wall: santa ne facebook par account bna lya

santa ne facebook par account bna lya.
Per usko ye samajh nhi aa rha tha k facebook wall pe kya likhe?
bahut sochne k baad usne likha 'yaha peshab karna mana hai :D

Babbar sher : Zor se chali hawa udd gaya dupatta....

Zor se chali hawa udd gaya dupatta,

Wah wah

Zor se chali hawa ud gaya dupatta,

Phir?

Phir kya?

Ruk gayi hawa Or gir gaya dupatta.
Common sense yaar.....

Funny Loose Talk-Bangali Player

punjabi sms :- ek munde nu rehen lai kamra nai mil rhea c

ek munde nu rehen lai kamra nai mil rhea c, ek kudi ne taras kha ke munde nu apne room vich rehn nu keha,munda te kudi ikko kamre vich..ikko bed te...vichkaare sairaana rakh ke saunde c, ek din munda raat nu film dekh ke late aya te darwaza khadaun lagga. Kudi ne darwaza nae kholeya. Munda-darwaza kholengi ya kandh tap ke aava? Kudi-saaleya tere kolo siraana tan tappeya nai gya te kandh tu sawaah tappenga

ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1

ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh rha tha.
wife-tussi kya dekh rhe ho? husbnd-expire date dhoond rha hu... saalo
ne likhi nae

After eating fish, Sardar doesnt drink water. Y...??

After eating fish, Sardar doesnt drink water.
Y...??
Bcoz he fears dat fish will start swimming in his stomach...!!
Hahaha...!!!

Love is like a stapler pin: its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach...

Love is like a stapler pin:
its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach and the

worst is when finaly u r able 2 detach it still leaves d paper damaged.......

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Funny love: Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

:Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

The remaining bcom the Password to the boys email id ..

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Try to make 4 things in your life :

Try to make 4 things in your life :
1. A mind, that never minds
2. A heart,that never hurts.
3. A touch,that never pains.
4. A relation,that never ends..

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Last words said by american soldier to Osama-Bin-Laden..

Last words said by american soldier to
Osama-Bin-Laden..

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Dhhaaappaaaa..:-D

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Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti coz

Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti coz

wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya
docter ban raha hoga

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Adult humour: Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya 4m Korea came 2 darjeeling & opened a Restaurant.

Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya 4m Korea came 2 darjeeling &
opened a Restaurant.

Bt no customer came there,
y?
cz
dey named it

CHU-TIYA RESTAURANT.!

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Wen U Luv U gt Hurt

Wen U Luv
U gt Hurt
Wen U gt Hurt
U Hate
Wen U Hate
U try2 4gt
Wen U try2 4gt U Start Misng
Wen U Start Misin, Evntualy U fal in LUV Again..
Gud mrning

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Sardarji creates a new e-mail id..

Sardarji creates a new e-mail id..
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gmail@sardarji.com
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Hacker diez..
Virus criez..
Google shockz..
Computer blockz..
Sardar rockz.

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Funny quote: "Dear Mother-in-law, Dont teach me how to handle my children.. I

Funny quote:
"Dear Mother-in-law,
Dont teach me how to handle my children.. I m living with one of urs
and he needs alot of improvement...!" ;)

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I have Learnt 2 give "LOVE N CARE"

I have Learnt 2 give
"LOVE N CARE"
Not coz i have too much...
Bt, coz
"I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT
HAVING THEM.."gud nyt swt drmz

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Adult humour: husband on honeymoon night

husband on honeymoon night:- hey god, please give me power and
experiance for this special night in my life.

Wife to husband:- hey please ask for power from god, by the god grace,
I have enough experiance.

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Reply sms ; I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name,

I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name, 7,8,3 is bird
name. 6,7,5,3 is organ of face. 1,8,3 is use for student, 9,5,3 is
soap name, rly pls

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Reply sms: X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat

X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat X u will die, rich
needs X, poor has X , X is a 7 letter word Reply if u r genius. What
is X?

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Couple date par the-ladke k baap ne dekh liya

Couple date par the

ladke k baap ne dekh liya

call ki:beta kaha ho?
beta: pracitcal chal raha hai
bap:zara dhyan se!!
Is exam ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.. :D

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Happy mother's day !!!!

A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. And mothers are their daughters' role model, their biological and emotional road map, the arbiter of all their relationships...... Happy mother's day !!!!

Husband was throwing knives on wife's pic.all were missing the target!

Husband ws throwing knives on wife's pic.
al wre missing the target!

Suddenly he recived a call from her:"hi, sach batana kya kar rahe ho?

His honest reply:"Mising u :D

Shadi k pehle...shadi ke bad

Shadi k pehle
Boy: priye tum paadi kya?
Girl:Han raja
Boy: Wah, kya awaz hai, kya smel.
Shadi k baad
Boy: Paadi tu?
G: Han
Boy: Padorri kahiki, Ja hagg k aa...

Sardar sms : A Smart Sardar Waiting At Bus Stop..

A Smart Sardar Waiting At Bus Stop..

One Girl Came On Scooty & Asked-

"Do u Want Lift".?

SARDAR-

"NO Thanks My House is in Ground Floor.!

Reply sms: I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name

I am a 11 letter city. Last 6 letter is fruit name, 7,8,3 is bird
name. 6,7,5,3 is organ of face. 1,8,3 is use for student, 9,5,3 is
soap name, rly pls

Srdar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla

Srdar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Srdar:Isme to Kida Nikla h.
Amrudwala:Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kg or de do.

This Summer may cross 45 degrees. Many birds die due to lack of water, Please keep...

This Summer may cross 45 degrees. Many birds die due to lack of water,
Please keep bowl of water in balcony, 93% WON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE.
WILL YOU? PLEASE!

Osama bin laden is dead .. :D .. No more terror

Husband to wife:- The one u admire the most is no more... Sad news...
God will give you strength to pass such grief.. God bless....

Osama bin laden is dead .. :D .. No more terror

A cute luv quote: "The path that leads to luv is so narrow that 2

A cute luv quote:
"The path that leads to luv is so narrow that 2 cn't walk on it....
...unless they bcom one..."

Be emotionaly atached to some1

Be emotionaly atached to some1
But never be emotionaly addicted to any1..
Bcoz it hurts when u realise dat there is no reverse addiction. So TrUe..

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!

Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho

Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
140 Rs. kilo hai:D

1 admi sadak pe pathar tod rha tha. Achanak wo 6 feet upr hwa me uchla,usko dekhne wale .....

1 admi sadak pe pathar tod rha tha. Achanak wo 6 feet upr hwa me
uchla,usko dekhne wale hairaan reh gye, unhoane 500 rs dekar dubhara
aisa jump lagane ke liye kaha... Lekin wo aadmi bola-saalo chahe
500000 do par main dubara apne per ke anguthey pe hathoda nhi marunga

Lovely quote:- "A man who treats his woman as a princess is

Lovely quote:-
"A man who treats his woman as a princess is a proof that he has been
born & raised in the arms of a queen..."
gud mrg

True words:"Khareed Sakte unhe toh apni zindagi bech kar bhi Kharid lete,,,,

True words:

"Khareed Sakte unhe toh apni zindagi bech kar bhi Kharid lete,,,,

....Par kuch log 'Qeemat' Se nahi 'Qismat' se mila karte hain..!.

Usko paane k liye to hum bhagwan se bhi lad jaate..

Usko paane k liye to hum bhagwan se bhi lad jaate..

Fir maine socha "exams tym h bhagwan se panga lena theek nahi" :-x

pyar'insaan' se kro..

pyar'insaan' se kro
uski'Aadat' se nhi..
rutho unki 'Baato'se
'Unse'nhi.
bhulo unki 'Galtiyon'ko 'Unhe' nhi.
kyonki rishton se 'Badhkar' kuch bhi nhi.

A Bania donated Blood to Arab guy he giftd him Ferarri,

A Bania donated Blood to Arab guy
he giftd him Ferarri,

Bania again donated blood to him,

he got Rs20

Bania:Wats dis?

Arab:-Ab meri ragon me tera khoon hai.

Bruce Lee's favorites

Bruce Lee's favorites
Vegtabl=mu-Lee
Brkfst=id-Lee
Festvl=diwa-Lee
Actres=sona-Lee
Music=quwa-Lee
Film=coo-Lee
Animl=bil-Lee
brain=urs
why?

Ha ha

kha-Lee.

Reply sms: Choose a number and i'll tell u ki aapse sabse zyada pyr kaun karta hai..?

Choose a number and i'll tell u ki aapse sabse zyada pyr kaun karta hai..?
11 22 33 44 55 66 77.
Send 2 all ur frnds bt 1st Reply me..No rpl means no care..

A seed while growing makes no sound.

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....goodmorng