SANTA in Shyari mood:-

SANTA in Shyari mood:-

Jab khyal kiya to khyal bhi tera aaya,
Jab aankhein band ki to khwab bhi tera aya,

Socha yaad kar lun us khuda ko,

Magar jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aya...
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Kya dhoond rahey ho?

Santa ajj serious hai, hamesha majaak thoda hunda hai..

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai he.
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

To ab kya wo bhi utar de?

Har baat me joke chaiye...

Sab bas
Jaan Lelo
Santa Ki...

Santa ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 din baad wapis aayi

Santa ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 din baad wapis aayi. Santa gusse se bola
"Ab kya lene aayi hai''?Biwi: "Mobile ka charger bhul gai thi"

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR' msg from
tinu,minu,rinky,pinky,kukki, kakki, santa,banta,ramu, tilu,pilu de
papa d Gaddi

Santa radio theek karvane gaya

Santa radio theek karvane gaya, dukandar-radio to theek hai bas mausam
kharab hone k waja se chal nhi rha, santa-theek hai te mausam nawa pa
de.

Santa Ne A.C Lgwaya.

Santa Ne A.C Lgwaya. Banta Ne Pucha: Abhi toh Sardi Hai? Santa: Oye
Mene Ulta Lgwaya Hai,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai
:-D:-D:-D

Santa-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U

Santa-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U, ab tum muje bolo. Girl-main
abi ja ke sir ko bolti hu... Santa-pagli sir ko mat bol unki to shadi
ho gyi haiSanta-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U, ab tum muje bolo.
Girl-main abi ja ke sir ko bolti hu... Santa-pagli sir ko mat bol unki
to shadi ho gyi hai

1 bar santa hanuman jynti k din mndr gya

1 bar santa hanuman jynti k din mndr gya, aarti ki thali santa k samne
se jane k bad log use pitne lge. btao kyo?
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?Bcz Wo aarti bujha k bola hpy b'day HANUMANji !

Santa, banta to rickshawala:Are o bhai khali ho kya..

Santa, banta to rickshawala:Are o bhai khali ho kya..

Rickshawala:Ha bilkul khali hu..

Banta:Aao chalo teeno Fir Tash khelte hai..
:-P:-P:-P

Santa in firebrigade-

Santa in firebrigade-

Lady calld-mere ghar aag lagi hai

Santa-pani dalo

Lady-dala,aag nai bujhi

Santa-fir hum akar kya karenge,hum b to pani hi dalenge...!!

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi bataya, banta-kyuki
jab mera scooter gum hua tha to police wale ne 20 din istemaal krke
lautaya tha isliye

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun bcoz it gives light at
night wen light is required and sun gives light in d morning wen it is
not required

SANTA DRIVING.. On The Wrong Side Of Road

SANTA DRIVING..
On The Wrong Side Of Road

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He Became Upset

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Said

===== SHIT====

Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya..
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai...

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Wah.wah

Santa Oxford univrsity mein profesor tha

niche kya dhund rahe ho
joke TO upar tha!

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir?

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir? Banta-badam
milk,seviya te bread pakora nal chaaa.. Air hostes-sir u r in plane
nt in guruduwara PARBHAAT FERI.

Santa amrud bech rha tha Banta :

Santa amrud bech rha tha Banta :(Kharidte Huye-Agr amrud me kida nikla
to?Santa:To saaf bat h,hum kide k alag Paise lenge, kyu ki non veg,veg
se jyada mehnga hai. :p

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya to dekha,biwi boss ki god mein baithi
thi..Santa bola-chal laajo,aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jaha staff ke
liye kursi bhi na ho..

Santa-aaj party kyo de rhe ho?

Santa-aaj party kyo de rhe ho?
banta-aaj mera scooter kho gaya, bhagwan ka shukar hai h k main us par
nhi baitha tha varna main b kho jata.