KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?

KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

“Pakistani di mushkil”

"Pakistani di mushkil"Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

"Pakistani di mushkil"

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

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Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida.":-(

Kudi da baap-"kamineya main ki kudi de SPARE parts vechda ha...??

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.
Badmash= Chal Oye Chal, nahi deni, Tu ki karenga? Santa=veere de de
plz, peeku karani si-)))