salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu.

Boy:-To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahaa???.......

Boy: polio Ki dawai pine..!

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya. Dost ne itni badi
family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aaye. Ramu: Nahi uska exam
hai..

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha.finally

2 sentences seekha:

1.Shukar hai, light aa gyi

2.ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

How to kill a girl ?

How to kill a girl ?Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap tadap kar mar jaeagi

A Small Love Story..

A Small Love Story..
By Dad, Son, Mom, And Lover..
A Boy Saw a Gal In Front Of His House He Propose Her..
She Also Agree..
Dad Saw The Boy Wid Gal..

¤¤Intrvl¤¤

Dad: Who's Dat Gal..?

SON: I Lov Dat Gal & Will Marry Her..

Dad Is Shockd !

Climax

DAD:Impossible, She's Your Sister,
U Can't Marry Her..
Son shockd..!

(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: Dont Wory Son,
I'll Arrange Your Marriage,
U Are Not Your Dad's Son..

Now Dad Shockd..!!
THE END..

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,

Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.

Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha.

finally 2 sentences seekha:

1.Shukar hai, light aa gyi

2.ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

Aap itne ache lagte ho

Aap itne ache lagte ho,

dil ko mere bhate ho,

kasam se wo ada to aapki jaan le leti hai,

jab aap naak se gubara fulate ho* :D

"Bharat mera desh hai

"Bharat mera desh hai
or
sabhi bhartiya mere
bhai-bahen hai!"
Isse do hi indian ne follow kiya hai
&
that's true indian.
1-Rajiv Gandhi
2-Sania Mirza... :D

Techr:- prasang sahit vyakhya karo

Techr:- prasang sahit vyakhya karo

"Bheege honth tere, pyaasa dil mera"

Student: Ye pankti bollywood ke prasiddh kavi sant shri Imraan Haashmi
ji ki rachna 'murder' ke "bheege honth" gaane se li gayi hai. Is
kavita mein kavi mayavi Mallika Sherawat ko sambodhit karte huye paani
ka mahatwa samjhate hain ki agar aapke honth par ek boond bhi paani ho
to saamne jo bhi pyaasa hai usey pila do. Aur in panktiyo se humko
kavi ke kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai..:)

Santa goes to gulabo's home n knocks the door

1) Santa goes to gulabo's home n knocks the door

Gulabo- kon..?
Santa - Main...!
Gulabo-Main kon.?

Santa- Le dass! Ullu di pathi tu gulabo hor kon.?