Santa banta sms: Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain...

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Banta: Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa: Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau.

Smart santa : SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi

SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki
Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
BaNTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dkhengi.

Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the.

Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the. Santa Bola "yar Agar yeh
fit Karte karte Phat gya to phir? Banta Bola "Don't worry Mere paas 1
aur Hai.

Smart santa:- santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Santa-santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Ek swari ne pucha, bhai sahab, main is bori pe beth jaun?.. Koi seat
khali nahi hai...

Santa:- bhai sahab nahi bethna.. Tarbuj fat jangey.

Swari: oh to aap bori main tarbuj lekey ja rahey hain?

Santa:nahi re ismey keel hai...aapke tarbuj fat jangey :D :D

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai....

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai. Banta-yar ldki
walo ne kaha h k barat km lana. Bnta-to tuje kya? santa-abe yar pata
nhi papa muje le jaege k nhi

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?

Chain message by Santa:- Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k...

Chain msg by Santa:-
Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k.
.
.
Meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye.
.
.
Preeto tune sim change kar k accha nahi Kiya. Marja kutti..:-D

Santa:EK kala bulb dena.

Santa:EK kala bulb dena.

Shopkeeper:BHAI sahab Kale bulb ka kya kroge?

Santa: YAR dopahar me andhera krke sone ka maza hi kuch Aur hai...

Santa banta sms : Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut hai, par gulab jaisa

Santa ne apna papa k birthday card par sher likh k bheja 'phul to bhut
hai, par gulab jaisa koi nhi, mere papa to bahut hai, par aap jaisa
koi nhi...

Santa banta sms : Ek bar santa or banta rajai me so rahe the to

Ek bar santa or banta rajai me so rahe the to santa bola yaar banta
PAAD mar or rajai garam karde.
Banta ne rajai me TATTI kardi or bola le aag hi laga di .

Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:

Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:

Your Name?

Patient-Santa.

Nurse-age

S:40,

N:You Married?

Santa-NO NO No !
Car Accident !

Santa banga jokes : Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?

Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?
Banta - Aasman me bhagwan bnata h.
Santa - yar galti ho gye
Banta - kya hua ?
Santa - me to darzi ko de aaya . . . .

Santa jokes: 1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab

1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab tum kya krte ho?
santa-heater k pass beth jata hu? Man-aur agar fir b thand lage to?
santa-heater on kar deta hu

Santa banta sms:Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili

Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya

coz

1st caler: mera vodafn ka sim block ho gya h
Santa:to pgal Airtel ka le le.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''

Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi?

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi? Naukar-bahar to andhera
hai, santa-to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor....

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi...

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi.
Banta: bhai ab kya karoge?
Santa: karna kya hai, gari khud chalaunga!

Santa- Aaj breakfast me kya khaya?
Banta- Sandwich.
Santa- lier, u might had a radish chapatis?
Banta- How do u know?
Santa- Lips Can Lie but Hips Don't Lie.

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena. 3 din baad
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..