Santa subah uthkar walk

Santa subah uthkar walk pe gaya,Thandi lagi to wapas akar, chupke se,Biwi se chipak gaya aur bola:-Bahut thand hai.
Biwi:-Fir bhi wo santa walk pe gaya hai.

Aaj Ka Vichaar

Aaj Ka Vichaar:

HAR LADKI SUNDER HOTI HAI.







BUS DEKHNE WALE KI NAZAR GANDI HONI CHAHIYE..

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya, sab mar gayi. Sbke pati 1 hafte tk rote rhe. Santa 2 hafte tak rota raha... Kyoki uski biwi se bus miss ho gae thi

Teacher: Who was AKBAR

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was a Gay !
Tchr (shockd): Y?
Boy: v hav heard
Laila-Majnu
Heer-Ranjha
Adam-Eve
Romeo-Juliet
&
only

Akbar-Birbal..:);)

1admi medical shop pr-Zeher do

1 Admi medical shop pr-Zeher do,
Dukandar-bina Prchi ke nahi mil sakta,
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya,
Dukandar-bas Pgle,rulayega kya Badi bottle du ya choti..

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant.
Girl: I'm unmarried!
Dr: Then Your Boyfriend.
Girl: I dont have any!
Dr: Then tell Your mom, JESUS is coming again.
;)

Teacher-Hw many planets r there

Teacher-Hw many planets r there?
Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, vagairah.
Teacher- Aur batao?
Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kripa h. Ap sunao..;-)

At Nirmal Darbar

At Nirmal Darbar-

Facebook user Boy--> Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE aur COMMENT nahi aate...

Nirmal Baba--> FB last time kab khola tha?

Boy: Baba kal khola tha..

Nirmal Baba--> 1 din mai kitni baar FACEBOOK kholte hoo???

Boy: 2-3 baar..

Nirmal Baba--> Browser kaun sa USE karte hoo?

Boy: Baba "OPERA"...

Nirmal baba--> Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai...
Jao aur PASSWORD badl kar account ko "GOOGLE CHROME" se kholo sab theek hoo jayega...
Agar Aur Koi Samassyaa hai toh Account Mein Rs5,000 dashband Jamaa Karvaado.... Likes aur comment Aaani Shuru Ho jaayega...=D

Boss 2 Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad.

Boss 2 Secretary:
for a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her husband:

for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls grlfrnd:

Wife going, Let's enjoy.

Grlfrnd calls her student:

for a week you are free.

Little boy calls his grand pa:

I'm free.

Grandpa (Boss) calls Secretary:

Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.

Secretary calls her husband:

Tour cancelled.

Husband calls Grlfrnd:

Wife is not going.

Grlfrnd calls boy:

This week your class as usual.

Boy calls grandpa:

Sorry I have to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We are going :d

4 Steps to LIVE life -1st

4 Steps to LIVE life
-1st
Look Back & Thank GOD,
-2nd
Look Forward &Trust GOD,
-3rd
Look Around & Believe GOD,
-4th
Look Within U &Find GOD.
Gud aftrnoon:D

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai..?
Dr.: Aisa kab hota hai..?
Sardar: Jab meri biwi bolti hai ki sab SARDAR ek jaise dikhte hain...

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila,
Us par likha tha "Patthar ko palat lo kuch ban jaoge"



Jaise hi usne palata dusri taraf likha tha,

"Tu to ban Gaya ab dusro ko bana....pather ko dubra palak ke rakh de :d"

College lyf at its best: Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar

College lyf at its best:
Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar?"

Reply
"jo word samjh aa raha wo likh, jo nai ara uska wesa hi design bana le" :p:D par mera dimag na kha :D

The Greatest Distance in the world is

The Greatest Distance in the world is just 14 inches..from the mind to the heart..Its most difficult 2 dicide whether 2 go with d Heart or Mind

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone.

WHAT- lies ahead will always be mystery. Do not be afraid to explore.

WHEN- life pushes you over, you push back harder.

WHERE- there are choices to make, ake the one you wont regret.

WHY- things happen will never be certain. Take it in stride and move forward.
:-):-):-):-)

Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Ha_Ha_Ha
Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Police- Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai

Shrabi- Mazburi Thi Sir

Police- Kya Mazburi Thi

Shrabi- Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..gn

A cute poem by a child

A cute poem by a child,:-) ''
Ye baat samajh me aai nahin,
Or mummy ne v samajhai nahi.

Main kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise mamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nhi.

Kyun lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyun usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki patni jab nani hai.
Dada ki patni jab dadi hai.
Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
To kyu bed wahan rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh me aai nahi
Or mummy ne v samjhai nahin

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

"Only the bus stops here, Not time. So dont waste ur time!

Keep moving with ur aim..."
Goodnight:)

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki chala rhi thi to tum ko road se dur chalna chahiye tha.

Patient: Ohh bhai Kaun sa road?M to park me leta hua tha :D:D

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Bcoz wat mattrs is nt being clapped when v Arrive. Bt being remembered when v
Leave....:)

A good song means 5 minutes happy

A good song means 5 minutes happy, A good movie means 3 hours happy, A good college means 3 years happy, But a good Relationship means life time happy.

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan machalne lage
W-Sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata hai NAGIN ka nahi.
lol :D

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd GOD -"Why So Mny Mountains & Hills to Climb in Life?"
GOD Replied - "TO HAV A BETTER VIEW OF LYF." ;) gudmorng....:D

Reply SMS :1 LADKA 1 LADKI

1 LADKA
1 LADKI

Na wo PATI-PATNI
Na BHAI-BEHAN
Na MA-BETA.

LADKI ka SASUR LADKE k SASUR ka BAAP hai!

To LADKI-LADKE me kya rista hoga?
dimag ho to repLy kro

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

bacchha:sir muje pura nahi aata bas last ka Aata hai

Sir:chalo utna hi batao..

Bachha: "& dis is called d Newton's law"
... :D

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Ek Chudail Ne Roka -Hoo Ha Ha Ha,
Mein Chudail Hu
baniya-Jaanta Hu Kamini, Teri 1 Behen Meri Biwi H.

I HATE LOV STORY

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
Dono milne lage chori-chori,

chuha bola-o gori aa khele aankh-micholi

Billi chuhe ko maar k khagyi

aur boli

I HATE LOV STORY;-

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai...?
Jyotishi-kaise hogi? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai.