Cricket world cup sms: 1983 calendar & 2011 calendar are same...

1983 calendar & 2011 calendar are same... check it..so as like as
1983, INDIA will win the world cup again... forward to all cricket
fans...ChakDe India...

Pak:Needed 6 Runs in 1 Ball..

Pak:Needed
6 Runs in 1 Ball..
Pak People:Ya allah 1 Chakka De De..
Allah Replied:Kutto Pura Pakistan Bhar Diya aur
Kitne Bheju..?

Send it To Every Indian..!!

Pakistan par jeet ki badhai ab karni hai lanka

Pakistan par jeet ki badhai ab karni hai lanka par chadhai. Indian
teem se kahiye apna dharm nibhaye aur bharat ko dobara wrld cup
jitaye.jai hind

Pak bowler Umar: Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi

Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi umar hi nhi h..?

Ans: UMAR GUL hehehehe:

Semi final sms: 5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian...

5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian hara diye lekin pakistani
abi baki h,vilayti peet diye but padosi abi baki h,msg nya h ghuma do
qki match abi baki hai

Semi final Teams: Came From Group A:

Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)Pakistan
2)New zealand
3)Sri-lanka

Came from Group B:
--India--

Jhund me to kutte aate hai...
sirf sher akela aata hai

Reply sms : Mere Bare Me Socho Or Likho

Mere Bare Me Socho Or Likho
1 Advise=
1 Burai=
1 Wish=
1 Jhooth=
1 Such=
1 Tarif=
1 GIFT=
1 Pyara Sa Nam=
Reply me

India vs pak semi final sms

Advice for gals....... if ur guy spends d entire day this wednesday
with u , instead of watching
match................................................ Marry him :D

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11,
11/1/11, 11/11/11. Take the last two digits of ur year of birth. Now
add the age you'll be this year & the result will be 111 for everyone.
This is the year of money. This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5
Mondays & 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These
particular years r known as 'Moneybags'. The proverb goes that if you
send this to 8 good friends, money will appear in the next 4 days as
is explained in Chinese feng-shui. Those who don't continue the
chain,won't receive. Its a mystery,but its worth a try. Good luck.

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-
Operation Ready
Samaan Ready
Doctor Ready
Nurse Ready
Magar Pagal ?
?

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?

?

?

?

sms padne m mast hai..

God asked man"whats ur wish?

God askd man"whats ur wish?
Man "god please give me my Bacheler days back;God laughed and said;
'beta MANNAT maangne ko kha tha JANNAT nhi!!
:)

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola.....

Principal ne Class me aa k Madam ko Kiss kiya r bola-

"Dekho Baccho, Kiss karne se AIDS nahi failta."

Student- Sir, Ab ye Dikhao ki failta kaise HAi.

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki....

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.... 1 saal baad hi wo mar gai,
use rota dekh uska dost bola 'afsos hua, pr tu b to soch k china ka
maal or kitna chalega :D

Smart santa:- santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Santa-santa bus main ek badi si bori ke sath ja raha tha...

Ek swari ne pucha, bhai sahab, main is bori pe beth jaun?.. Koi seat
khali nahi hai...

Santa:- bhai sahab nahi bethna.. Tarbuj fat jangey.

Swari: oh to aap bori main tarbuj lekey ja rahey hain?

Santa:nahi re ismey keel hai...aapke tarbuj fat jangey :D :D

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai....

Santa-yaar tu itna udas kyo hai kal teri shadi hai. Banta-yar ldki
walo ne kaha h k barat km lana. Bnta-to tuje kya? santa-abe yar pata
nhi papa muje le jaege k nhi

Lucky people get Opportunities, Brave people....

Lucky people get Opportunities, Brave people create opportunities and
Winners are those who convert their problems into opportunities.Good
eveng dear:-)

Make ur anger so expensiv dat no1 can afford it.....

Classic thot-

Make ur anger so expensiv dat no1 can afford it...
N make ur happiness so cheap tht ppl wanna like 2 get it only frm u.....:-)!
Gm guys ..

Sacrifice is greater den luv..

Sacrifice is greater den luv..
Charactr s grter den Beauty..
Humanity s grter den Wealth..
Bt nothng s grtr den
''Me;-)"
Be proud of me! .........!!!

Philosphy of boyz: Flirt wid attractive girl,..

Philosphy of boyz:
Flirt wid attractive girl,
frndship wid Beautiful Girl ..
Love wid Sincere Girl
and
Marriage Wid
.
.
.
.

Aapko jaisa thik lage
MUMMY

"Value of relation"

"Value of relation"
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

A hurted heart is like small baby which only cry..

A hurted heart is like small baby which only cry
but can't express its feelings.
So don't hurt that person who loves you.gd mrng

Beti-Me padosi se pyar kerti hu & me uske sath..

Beti-Me padosi se pyr krti hu & me uske 7 bhag Rhi Hu...
Bap-thank u.. Mre paise Or tym dono Bach gye ...
Beti-me leter padh rhi hu,jo mumy rakh k gyi H....ap ke liye :p

Never thnk hard abt Past,

Nevr thnk hard abt Past,
It brngs "TEARS"
Dont thnk more abt Futre,
It brngs "FEARS"
Live this momnt wid a Smile,It brngs "CHEERS."

Meri kabar per wo rone aaye hai.

Meri kabar per wo rone aaye hai.
Humse pyar karte hai ye kahne aaye hai.
Jab zindgi thi tab rulaya bahut,
Ab hum aaram se soye hai to wo jagane aaye hai..:'-(

Agar Aap Apni GIRLFRIEND Ko "CHAND" Samjhte ho...

Agar Aap Apni GIRLFRIEND Ko "CHAND" Samjhte ho,

to yeh Dhyaan Rahe ki

"CHAAND"
Par Aap Se Pehle Bhi 3 Log Chadh Chuke hain.

Inke alawa 1 "KUTTA Bhi THA"??

Happy holi: Celebrating the colorsof our beautiful...

Celebrating the colorsof our beautiful relationship,I wish you and
your familyall the bright hues of life.Have a safe nd colourful holi
:-

Holi par rang barse gulal barse...

Holi par rang barse gulal barse,
Aapke uper apno ka pyar barse,
Rab se yehi dua h hamari ki itni khushiyan mile aap Ko ki aap khushi k
liye nahi,
Khushi aapke liye tarse.
HAPPY HOLI......

Wish u and ur family a very colourful HOLI

Aaj mubarak kal mubarak,
HOLI ka har pal mubarak,
Rang birangi HOLI me,
Mera b ek rang mubarak.
Wish u and ur family a very colourful HOLI

Bura na mano holi hai: Here I send you Rainbow message

Here I send you Rainbow message
Dipped Colors of Joy and happiness,
Those will make your life even more colourful.
Happy Holi

Happy holi sms : Rang udaye Pichkari, rang se rang jaye duniya

Rang udaye Pichkari, rang se rang jaye duniya sari, holi ke rang aapke
jeevan ko rang de, ye shubh kamna hai hamari. Happy Holi.

Happy holi: Color is love, Color is life Color is inspiration..

Color is love, Color is life Color is inspiration, Color is
innovation. May dis festvl fil ur life wth colors.. HaPpY HoLi

Bura na mano holi: Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar....

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Some spicy and tasty Holi bites!

Some spicy and tasty Holi bites
Sharmila Chand, Hindustan Times
March 18, 2011
How can any festival be celebrated without much fuss over food.
Traditionally, every family has a favourite family sweet, which is
eventually passed on to the new generation. Here, we have, chefs,
sharing with us some secret lip-smacking recipes of Holi dishes, to
keep the tradition alive. Try these out at home and delight your
guests by displaying your culinary skills.

All Time Favourite Thandai

Ingredients:-
Almond 100 gm
Poppy seeds 25 gm
Dried melon seeds 25 gm
Fresh rose petals 10 gm
Green cardamom 05 gm
Whole pepper corn 10 gm
Saffron  2 gm
Sugar 400 gm
Milk 2 lit

Method :-
Boil the milk with saffron in a deep pan. After the initial boiling,
set it aside and allow it to cool. Meanwhile soak almonds, melon
seeds, poppy seeds, rose petals cardamom and pepper corn in two cups
of water and keep aside. Grind soaked ingredients to make a smooth
paste. Pour some water into this paste and strain through muslin
strainer. Blend the above-made mix with milk. Chill for about an hour
before serving.
Recipe by chef Nimish Bhatia

The Gujia

Ingredients :-
For the dough
Refined flour (maida)  1000 gm
Ghee / Cooking Oil   300 gm
For the stuffing
Khoya  1000 gm
Pistachio  100 gm
Broken cashewnut    100 gm
Chironji   100 gm
For the syrup
Sugar   1000 gm
Water     400 gm
Garnish
Warq (silver paper)  10 leafs
Pistachio  25 gm

Method:-
Sieve refined flour in a bowl. Melt the ghee or oil and add to the
flour to make a dough. Divide into equal portions (it will make 70
pieces). Make sugar syrup on fire of one string. If you want to make
without it then add crushed misri (candy) 100 gms to the stuffing.
Make stuffing by mixing khoya, chopped pista, cashewnuts and chironji.
Roll out the pre-portioned dough into a round, put some stuffing at
one end and fold over the other end making a semi-circle. Seal the
ends as shown in the picture with a fork. Heat the ghee/oil in a
kadhai and fry the gujias . Take out and put them in sugar syrup.
Decorate with warq or pistachio.
Recipe by chef Nissar Waris

Spicy Aloo Sumilan:-

Ingredients:-
Potatoes 300gms
Fresh green peas 150 gms
Cornflour 40 gms
Ginger chopped half inch
Green chilli 1-2 nos
Fresh coriander 2-4 sprigs
Salt to taste
Green cardamoms ground 2-3
Black cardamom ground 1
Chilli powder 1/2  tsp
Garam masala 1/4  tsp
Cumin seeds whole 1/2  tsp
Dry coriander 1/4 tsp

Method :-
Boil, peel and mash potatoes.Boil peas separately. Add all ingredients
in potatoes and peas except cornflour and oil. Mix well. Add dry
masala in mashed peas then stuff it into the above potato mash made
into dumplings. Coat patties lightly with corn flour and finally coat
with corn flakes .Heat oil and shallow-fry till golden brown. Serve
hot as a side dish or as a snack.
Recipe by chef Devraj Halder

Chocolate and dry fruit gujia:-

Ingredients:-
For the dough
Flour 300 gm
Ghee 8 tbs
Baking soda 1/4 tsp
Powdered sugar 1-2 tbs
Cocoa powder 60 gm
Fresh grated coconut 100 gm
Cashew nuts chopped fine 3 tbs
Raisins chopped fine 3 tbs
Dates chopped fine 3 tbs
Almonds flakes 50gm
Cardamom powder 1/2 tsp
Saffron A pinch Dark chocolate 500gm
Cream 125 ml

Method :-
Mix flour, sugar, baking soda, cocoa powder and ghee. Add water and
knead. Melt chocolate with cream, add cashews, almonds, coconut,
cardamom powder, dates, raisins, saffron and ginger powder. Divide the
dough into equal sized balls. Roll out into circles. Put the chocolate
dry fruit filling in the centre of each circle and fold into a half
moon. Press the edges tight and pleat the edges. Heat ghee in a pan
and deep fry the gujia. Coat them with icing sugar or chocolate.
By chef Neeraj Tyagi

Toothsome malpua :-

Ingredients:-
Milk 1 ltr
Maida 200 gm
Suji 10 gm
Pure Ghee 1 kg
Water 500 ml
Sugar 500 gm

Method:-
Boil the milk till it reduces to 500 ml quantity. Roast the suji till
it becomes light brown. Add the milk along with maida, there should
not be lumps. It should be a smooth batter. Heat ghee in a thick
bottom pan on  medium heat. Take the batter in a hollow spoon or small
bowl and slowly pour in the pan. If the batter scatters, add a little
more maida to it, else cook till it becomes light brown pancakes. To
make the sugar syrup, boil sugar and water till it becomes thick. Dip
the Malpua (pancake) in the syrup and lay out on a plate.
Recipe by chef Tarun Kapoor,

Festive Nuts Stuffed Phyllo :-

Ingredients:-
Phyllo (pastry sheets) 1 lb
Butter 1 1/2 cup
Chopped almonds 1 lb
Breadcrumbs 1/2 cup
Sugar 1/4 cup
Cinnamon 1 tsp
Cloves 1/2 tsp
Sugar 4 cup
Juice of 1 lemon

Method :-
Place 1 pastry sheet in well-buttered baking pan and brush with
butter. Place second pastry sheet over it and butter again. Repeat
until you get 6 layers. Mix almonds, breadcrumbs, sugar, cinnamon and
cloves. Sprinkle top pastry sheet with almond mixture and place two
buttered pastry sheets over this. Repeat the same till all ingredients
have been used. Brush top with butter. Make diamond shaped pieces.
Bake in moderate oven for about 1 hour. To prepare syrup, boil sugar,
water and lemon juice for 10 minutes. Pour hot syrup over cooked
baklava. Allow to stand several hours before serving.
Recipe by chef Nishant Choubey
Article sourced from hindustantimes

Hali ke rang : Aaj mubark; kal mubark, Holi ka har pal mubarak. Rang-birangi holi me, mere v ek...

Aaj mubark; kal mubark, Holi ka har pal mubarak. Rang-birangi holi me,
mere v ek rang mubark. Wishing u special colour-full "HOLI"
In advance...:-)

Holi sms : Pichkari ]---=====> Gubare @ ? @ ? @

Pichkari ]---=====> Gubare @ ? @ ? @ Gujiya[+> <+> <+> <+>Papad Chips*
..""..."" .. * ~~~~~~Holi K Liye Meri Trf Se " HAPPY HOLI".

holi hai: Radha k rang or kanaha ki pichkari,

Radha k rang or kanaha ki pichkari,
pyar k rang se rang do duniya sari,
ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,
mubark ho apko or apke parivar ko holi.HAPPY holi

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

?
.
.
?
.
?
.

Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par

hoti

bhut

SWEET hai.
:-)

Happy holi : Bright colors,water balloons,lavish gujiyas and melodious songs....

Bright colors,water balloons,lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are
the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very Happy and Wonderful
Holi

Nature humour: Yamraj to yamdut(gusse se..): maine tujse...

Yamraj to yamdut(gusse se..): maine tujse kaha tha "Ja......pan leke aa...!!"
aur tu kamine pura JAPAN le aya..!!...:(

Sharabi sms: Tanaav grast logo k liye yoga

Tanaav grast logo k liye yoga-
Table par whisky ki bottle , namkeen aur glass rakho.Chair par baitho.
whisky ko glass me dalo.Halke se sip lo.
Namkeen khao

DOOMSDAY

On 11-09-01,USA lost so many lives N now on 10-3-11,Japan lost even
more lives than d USA.Add these two dates...U will get
21-12-12...Which Means d DOOMSDAY?

Don't depend on any1 in this world including your shadow.

Don't depend on any1 in this world including your shadow.

Bcos even it will leave you when you are in darkness!

MOM 2 CHiLDReN-"JO MERI BAAT MANEGA...

MOM 2 CHiLDReN-"JO MERI BAAT MANEGA AUR MERE AAGE KUCHH NHI KAHEGA
MAIN USE GIFT DUNGI"
CHLDRN-LO JI IS TARAH TO SAARE GIFT PAPA HI LE JAYENGE!-

Meri Taraf se HAPPY-GARMI." :D

Kambal Aur Razai ko karo Maaf

Cooler
Aur A.C kar Lo saaf

Ab Bina Nahaye Nahi Banegi Baat

Apne Nature Me Rakho NARMI

Meri Taraf se HAPPY-GARMI."

Majburiyo Ko Hum ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,

Majburiyo Ko Hum ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,
Hum Kaha Rote H Halat Rula Dete H.
Hum To Har Pal Yaad Karte H Aapko,
Par Aap Yaad Na Karne Ka Iljam Laga Dete hai,,,

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in mile.

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in mile. But text
can still touch our hearts & thoughts can bring us smiles. Hey.:-)
gOoD mOrNiNg..

"Never praise me whenever i make u happy.

"Never praise me whenever i make u happy.
Nvr say sry, wnvr u do sumthn wrng.
Nvr giv credit 4 smthn spcl i hv done
Bt jst 4giv me wenvr I hurt u."..gud mrng

True friendship is not a word, not a liability.

True friendship is not a word,
not a liability.
It is a silent promise

"I was",
"I am" &
"I will be"
with you forever & ever..:-)

Sweet good morning to a sweet person who

Sweet good morning to a sweet person who passed sweet night to saw
sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks.Have a
Sweet Day.
GUD MO

shaadi kab hoti hai? jab time kharab chal rha

shaadi kab hoti hai? jab time kharab chal rha ho,rahu ketu ki dasha
kharab ho,apka mangal kamjor ho,or bhagvan maje lena k mood me ho.

Qoute on smile: Everybody laughs the same in every

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a
universal connection.N

"LOVE"means- L=Lake of ROYALSTAG.

"LOVE"means-

L=Lake of ROYALSTAG.

O=Ocean of VODKA.

V=Valley of RUM.

E=End of stock.

-<bar Closed>-

chalo ghar jao.
LOVE is injurious to health.! Ok.

Friendship sms : Sumbody askd Me to Explain the Relatnship Btwn U and Me.

Sumbody askd Me to Explain the Relatnship Btwn U and Me.
They Expcted the answer as, "good Friends".
But I simply smiled n said GOD's GIFT 4 me!!! :)

Every boy's wish- AM not a prince but my life partner shud b a PRINCESS

Every boy's wish-
AM not a prince but my life partner shud b a PRINCES.

True lover wish-
My lifepartner may not b a princess but i promise i'l treat her like
a PRINCESS.

Football male hoti hai ya female....Socho ?

Football male hoti hai ya female....Socho socho...... Are yaar female
he hogi, jiske piche 11-11 ladke bhagenge wo female he hogi na........

Height of optimism.... A man marrying his own secretary thinking that. . . .

Height of optimism....

A man marrying his own secretary thinking that. . . . .

she will still follow his orders as before..

Cute punch:- A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently

Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently
" everyday you come to meet my brother, don't u have your own
brother.:-)Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently
" everyday you come to meet my brother, don't u have your own brother.:-)

Wish YoU A very Sweet GooD morninG

(',')
;-/) )_,
(*)<=(*)...

Trin...Trin...
Paper, Paper..
"TIMES OF SMS".
Head Lines : "Wish YoU A very Sweet G@@D morniG".
Have A Nice Day..:-)

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabb

Yuh to har kisi se mohabbt nahi hoti.Mohabbt ko pana sabh ki kismat
nahi hoti.Hum dil rakh aye unke kadmome,ye jante hue k unki nazar
zami pe nahi hoti.

"Practice makes a man perfect..."

"Practice makes a man perfect..."
Then what about woman?
Any guesses???

Well...."She is born perfect";)

Women power

A Human body can bear only upto 45 Del (Unit for Pain).
But, at the time of giving birth, a Women feels upto 57 Del of Pain..
That's equivalent to 20 Bon

Symbol sms : hello sms

:"': :"':
: :,,,,: :
: :""": :
:,,: :,,: E L L O

I Just Want

To Wish U Sweet
& Lovely morning...

G(^_^}(^_^}D

m(^_^)rnig..!

Check out Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1

Hi,

I want you to take a look at: Yoga for a younger you » - Picture 1 

Gay sms : A guy walks into d bar Guy:6 double vodka...

A guy walks into d bar
Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender:Wow!U must have had 1 hell of a day

Guy:Yes,i just found out dat my older brother is gay

D next day d same guy walks into d bar

Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender: What's the problem today?

Guy: I've just found out my younger brother is gay too

On the 3rd day the guy came to the bar&orders another 6 double vodka.

Bartender: Geeze! Doesn't anybody in ur family like women?

Guy: Yeah...My WIFE

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is..

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is
that People are being used and money is being loved.

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya kertey ho?

Girl-Jab Tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.? Boy-Main
tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu.Aur tum? GIRL- Main GOLD FLAKE
pi leti hu:-D
:-)

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand....

3 Golden rules frm vivekanand.
1. Who is helping u, Don't 4get them.
2. Who is luving u, Don't hate them.
3. Who is beliving u, Don't cheat them.....:-)

Smile is language of love,

Smile is language of love,
Smile is a source to win heart,
Smile creates greatness in your personality,
So keep smiling. :-) :-) :-) hv gr8 fun evry1

2 lady ped k niche baithi Kaafi der se baate kr rhi thi

2 lady ped k niche baithi Kaafi der se baate kr rhi thi
Achanak1 aam gira
1 lady-ye aam kaise gira
Aam bola
PAK GAYA HUN TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE :)

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But..

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits... But ultimately she is a
mother and we should respect her! ;-)gm frndzz

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?

Ek bar sari "feelings" ne decide kiya ki wo log chupa-chupai khelenge....

Ek bar sari "feelings" ne decide kiya ki wo log chupa-chupai khelenge....
'Dard' ne counting start ki aur baki feelings chup gayi,

'jhut' ped ke peeche chup gaya aur 'pyar' gulab ki jhadiyo ke peeche,

sab pakde gaye siwae pyar ke,

ye dekh 'jealousy' ne dard ko bata diya ki pyar kaha chupa hai...

Dard ne pyar ko kheech ke nikala to kaanto ki wajah se pyar ki aankhe
kharab ho gayi aur wo andha ho gya...

Ye dekh kar bhagwan ne dard ko saja di ki use jindhagi bhar pyar ke
sath rehna padega, tab se pyar andha hai aur jaha bhi jata hai dard
deta hai.

Happy holi:Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness

Red 4 prosperity.

Green 4 happiness

blue 4 longitivity

orange 4 progress

pink 4 friendship.

May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Wat did a handsum dog say to a beautifful

Wat did a handsum dog say to a beautiful bitch on a candlelight nite
near a romantic river in moonlight.

"BOW BOW BOW,"
or bechare kya kahega;-)...

Husband and wife sms: Wife(seeing stars)- Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh

Wife(seeing stars)-
Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Husband-Mai nhi bataunga
.
Wife-Bolo na plz
.
Husband-Tera MOOH...

Rajnikant sms: Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki Achanak..

Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki
Achanak..
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abe par hua kya?
Ravan: piche dekh Rajnikant!;-)

Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,

Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,
available once in t'O'day
and thrice in t'O'm'O'rr'O'w...
Never loose hope..!!

A person never smoked never drank No affair No G'frnd

A person
never smoked
never drank
No affair
No G'frnd
No flirt.

Wen he died
Insurance Co.
refused claim saying-
"Jo JIYA hi nahi
WO MARA kaise!

unmarried girls request-is msg ko itna fwd kro

unmarried girls request-is msg ko itna fwd kro k ye hmare hone wale
Husband tak pahunch jaye.. Kahan hai aap? kb aaoge? muje ab or nhi
padna......

Happy Maha Shivratri.

Shiv ki shakti, shiv ki bhakti,
Mahadev ki kripa se aapko zindgi ke her kadam
per safalta mile.
Happy Maha Shivratri.

Wid the glory of success n sweetness of al your well wisherz,..

Wid the glory of success n sweetness of al your well wisherz, I wish
the cumin time, be yourz wid blessings f lords!
wish u n ur fmily,hpy n blissful shivratri!

Kal Raat.... Bahut Dino k Baad

Kal Raat
Bahut Dino k Baad
Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua..
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ki Book kholne k baad jo nind aati h, wo nind Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati

Chuhiya Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Upr Kyo Ayi

Chuhiya Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Upr Kyo Ayi
chuhiya-apple Khane.
Bandr-Ye To Aam Ka Ped Hai
Chuhiya-saale Tu Zada Chaudhary Mat Ban apple Sath layi hu.

Touching quote: "the most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you, it is..

Touching line: "the most difficult phase of life is not when no
one understands you, it is when you are not able to understand
yourself."....

Desi quote : Never Think"HUM Se Jo Takrayega WO Chur-Chur Ho Jayega"

Never Think"HUM Se Jo Takrayega
WO Chur-Chur Ho Jayega"
Always Think"HUM Se Jo Takrayega
WO HAMARA Ho Ke Reh Jayega.

so rahe ho kya?

(~_~) so rahe ho kya?
(-_-) kitna sote ho
(-_-) aankhen kholo
(@_-)dono kholo
(@_@)ye hui na baat
gud morning.
Chalo ab muje gud morning kaho.Have a nice day

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!;-)

har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai..;-)

Quote : Life is a 'Book of Mysteries'

Life is a
'Book of Mysteries'
You never know which page will bring a good twist..
So,keep on Reading every page;
Happiness comes when it is Most unexpected...

Nice quotes.. Sometime we maintain silence To protect One Beautiful Relation..

Nice lines..
Sometime we maintain silence To protect One Beautiful Relation..
But
Too much silence creates tears in all Beautiful Relations..!!