Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....

Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!

School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....

Teacher-home work kita?

Teacher-hom wrk kita?

Santa-hanji..

Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali

Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali

Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?

Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D

Teacher-tense kitne tarah k hote h, boy-past, present,future,

Teacher-tense kitne tarah k hote h, boy-past, present,future,
teacher-very gud n example. Boy-kal apki Beti ko dekha, aaj pyar karta
hu, kal bhaga ke le jaunga

Proposal of 5th clas boy to 7th class girl.

Proposal of 5th clas boy to 7th class girl.
Boy-I luv u. Girl-Stupid I m older than u.
Boy-I m madly in love with u.
Girl-Get lost!
Boy-Didi plz...

Lecture me masti thi

Lecture me masti thi.Hamari bhi kuch hasti thi.Tutions ka sahara
tha.Dil ye awara tha.Kaha aa gaye is DEGREE K afat me, wo 11th 12th ka
time kitna pyara tha.:-)