Wish u a Super duper Happy New Year2013

Let
The GOD decorate each golden ray of sun reaching u wid wishes of success,happiness and prosperity 4 u...
Wish u a Super duper Happy New Year2013

Boy friend girl friend sms: jb koi ladki ghar

Boy friend girl friend sms: jb koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ke dhamki de to uske ma baap ko chahiye Ki............ Use ganja kr k bitha de 5 mahine tak Bhagne ka naam nhi legi.... Takli

Reply sms: ISKA

Reply sms: ISKA JAWAB DO.
____Dil____le kar____dil k____gaya____dil ne____mera____kar diya
In 7 blank me 1 hi word aayega.
reply it
CHALANGE FOR YOU...

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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I Hope that I'm the 1st person 2 put a christmas tree on ur phone this year
MERRY CHRISTMAS ... :)

Quote on life sms: :):)"Having

Quote on life sms: :):)"Having god in ur boat does'nt mean tat u'll nt face any storm..Bt it means tat no storm can sink ur boat.Walk in faith & u'll nvr walk alone!!"Gudmorng:D

Quote on life sms: Memories are always special..Sometimes

Quote on life sms: Memories are always special..Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried..And we cry by remembering the days we laughed.! .Thats Life.?
Gudnyt:D

Naughty sms: GiRL:- Monday 1st show ke BALCONY

Naughty sms: GiRL:- Monday 1st show ke BALCONY keCORNER wale 2 ticket book kar ke Rakhna....BoY:- CORNER wala ticket na mile toh...Girl:- Toh PICTURE dekhenge :p :D

Santa banta sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying

Santa banta sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back. Gudaftrnoon:D

Quote on life sms: Dont worry about your reputation

Quote on life sms: Dont worry about your reputation worry about your character.
Reputation is what people think you r.
Character is what you r.

Santa banta sms: Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.

Santa banta sms: Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.
Santa : Impossible Sir!
College Sirf 6 Ghante Ke Liye Hota Hai!

Santa banta sms: Santa Electric Shop Me-:

Santa banta sms: Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota

Santa:Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek usha ka

Sardar sms: 1 mahila train se utri,usne Srdar sepuchha

Sardar sms: 1 mahila train se utri,usne Srdar sepuchha ye kon sa station hai?Srdar hasa,jor jor se hasa,fir haste huye bolaPagal, ye railway station he"

Quote on life sms: Most lovely msg ever sent-

Quote on life sms: Most lovely msg ever sent-

Some one asked God:
Wat is the difference b/w God, Allah, Ishwar & WaheGuru?

God replied: the same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe!

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Bijli wala:Q sir?

Santa :Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni hai :p

Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....

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;,, "=="

"EK ONKAR"
SATNAAM WAHEGURU.
Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....
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Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha

Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha
Wo Raat 3 Baje Dr. K Ghar Gya
Dard Ki Waja Se Dhire Se Bola- Dr. Hai?
Uski Biwi Usse B Dhire Se Boli
Nahi Hai Aajao.. :p

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?
S: Sara

M: Muft da

S: Syapa



Je na kro ta kanjus
Je kro ta vehle..
Je bhej do ta Purane si..
Je na bhejo ta tusi ta wade log ho ji..

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life is like the importance of your heart beats..
Though they are not loud..
They silently support your life.
hv a grt evng:) ahd

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:
"u need Power,
only when u want to do something Harmful,
Otherwise Love is Enough to get everything done..!!"

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the ek ka naam tha apun aur

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the
ek ka naam tha apun aur
dusre ka naam tha sapun
ek din sapun mar gya to ab kutiya ka dudh kaun piyega haso mat yaar jabab do.

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-
" koshish karna umar quid ho phansi na ho....
vakeel :- tum chinta mat karo
court k baad
mujrim :- kya huaa ?
pathan :- bahut mushkil se umar quid karwai , aadalat toe riha kar rahi thi ..............

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se bhar jaye apka Ghar-Baar, Jeevan mein laye khushiya Apaar,Shubhkamnayein hamari kare sweekar *Happy Diwali* Vipul Tandon, Deepti, Vikhyat, Aakashi

Husband wife sms: Husbnd-Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya

Husband wife sms: Husbnd-Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya thi
Wyf-To?
Husbnd-To me 2shadiya or kr skta hu.
Wyf-Draupdi ka naam suna h?
Husbnd-Tu b na!
pagli dil pe le leti h:):D

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Luv - To make u Weak.

Vodka - To make u feel Strong B)

&

Frnds - To Pick u up when Both of d above make u Hit d Floor.

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai
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Yeh sunte hi mai uski aankh pe "MUKKA" mar k bhag aaya ! :-


<(',')>
("(
_/ /_ thik kiya na...!! -?
:D:)

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe ho, tumhe sharam nhi aati..?
santa-janab tusi ta roz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke marr jana chahida hai.....

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem, never say: " O God, I have a big problem!"but smile and say:"Hey problem,I have a big God".. :DGudevng

Quote on life sms: "Talk with someone who makes happy, But

Quote on life sms: "Talk with someone who makes happy, But
Talk more with someone who can't be happy without you!! Feel the difference" Thats life....!
Gudnyt:D

Reply sms: Only smart people can answer this

Reply sms: Only smart people can answer this



if 3+a = 5
7+a = 9
5+a = 7





what is' a' in equation,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Santa banta sms: Boss-mere liye ek shisha le ke aao

Santa banta sms: Boss-mere liye ek shisha le ke aao
Jisme main aapna muh dekh saku
Santa : nahi mila sir
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh
Dikhai de raha tha.

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.? SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.?
SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGAI C. ?
BANTA:Kedi.?
SANTA:"BAARI BARSI KHATTAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR, BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHHE KURI DA YAAR.?
Banta:Fir tan maar paine hi C.
Santa: mainu ta sirf maar hi payee hai, jehra nachiya C ooda parson bhog hai.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money

Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

It gvs Books but nt Mind.

It gvs Luxuries but nt Happiness

So
Transfer it to My Account
I'LL HANDLE IT;)GN

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to god that evryone should have a friend like you.....
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why should only i suffer!!;)
GudMorng:D

Flirty sms : Boy- U Look Exactly

Flirty sms :

Boy- U Look Exactly Like My Wife.
Girl- Oh.
What's ur Wife's Name?
Boy- Im Not Married Yet!
Moral- Learn New Methods 2 Propose.

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy:
Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Girl khush ho k:
Janu i love you.

Boy:
USTRA :p

Ganji krunga bandriya,
Mere b jue kar di tune :(

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club
every member knows the password of club,
the man hide himself beside the wall & tried to listen password,
a member came , watchmen said 'twelve' the member reply' 6 '. Watchman open the door,
another member came , watheman said 'six'. Member replyed 3 . Watchman open the door.
MAN THOUGTH HE HAVE GOT THE PASSWORD, HE WENT TO DOOR , WATCHMAN SAID' EIGHT' MAN REPLYED 4
WATCHMEN DID'NT OPEN THE DOOR
WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD.??
THINK AND REPLY ...
REPLY MUST

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.
"Imagine I m in jail, kya lagta h kaun sa crime kiya hoga? ";)
rply m waitng. .

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart, I broke Her Apple

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart,
I broke Her Apple iphone 64 Gb

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Baaki Tum khud Hi Hisaab Laga Lo k kaun zyada Roya Hoga".

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u? 1 busy person

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u?
1 busy person
2 Sweet Heart
3 Gud luking
4 True helper
5 cool person
6 Lazy
7 Cute
8 Emotional
9 Baby
10 flirt
11 irritating reply must plz....,

Sardar sms: Height Of

Sardar sms: Height Of Sardarism......Sardar Searching for Trial Room in a ............Shoe Store..

Tv addiction: Din Rat TV k addiction

Tv addiction:
Din Rat TV k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha k,


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BIG BOSS Chahte Hain Ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal jaye...!!;)

Quote on life sms: "Being special isn't always

Quote on life sms: "Being special isn't always a requirement 4 being close.
it just takes sum thoughts & memories 2 feel d presence of someone who is missng.
:)

Friendship sms: U r strong as rum, as as wine,

Friendship sms: U r strong as rum,
as as wine,
as risky as whisky,
as sophisticated as vodka, n believe me yaar i m totally talli on u, buraaahhh....

Quote on life sms: A Paper flying in air is due to Luck...

Quote on life sms: A Paper flying in air is due to Luck...
But
A Bird flying in air is its Effort..
So
be a Bird & struggle with hurdles to become Successful Person !
Gudnyt:D

Funny sms: Kya fayada? 10th 12th BA BSC B.TECH B.COM B.M.S MBA LLB MBBS CA M.PHIL PH.D KARNE

Funny sms: Kya fayada? 10th 12th BA BSC B.TECH B.COM B.M.S MBA LLB MBBS CA M.PHIL PH.D KARNE ka, jab ye hi pata na chale ki golgappe ko English me kya kehte hai ? :p

Quote on life sms: "Response" is one of the powerful weapon

Quote on life sms: "Response" is one of the powerful weapon to occupy a place in others "HEART". . .
So, always give response who cares for U:D. . .:D Gudmorng:D. . .:D

Naughty sms: Ek baar aloo ki shaadi "pattagobhi" se ho

Naughty sms: Ek baar aloo ki shaadi "pattagobhi" se ho gayi:
aloo subah thakkar bahar aaya to doston ne pucha: "kaisi rahi suhagraat"...
aloo haarkar bola





































"mat pooch yaar ghoonghat uthate uthate subah ho gayi"..
:D:D:D:D..

Husband wife sms: A young man to Doctor-Is there any medicine for long life?

Husband wife sms: A young man to Doctor-Is there any medicine for long life?
Dr.-Get married soon.
Man-Will it help?
Dr.-No.,but it will help you to avoid such thoughts:DGudevng

Quote on life sms: Life never leaves u empty...

Quote on life sms: Life never leaves u empty...
It alwayz replaces everything you lost...
If Life asks u 2 put
smthing down,
Its bcz it wants u 2
pick up smthing better
Gudmorng:D

Friendship sms: Pyar wo h jab ham ek nariyal me do pipe d

Friendship sms: Pyar wo h jab ham ek nariyal me do pipe dal k pite h
But
Dosti wo h jab ham ek nariyal me ek pipe dalkar apne dost se kehte h
"Le be bhikhari pura mat peena".

Quote on life sms: " Telling a lie is Fault

Quote on life sms: " Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man"

Quote on life sms: BEST INSPIRATION LINES FOR SATISFACTORY LIFE:

Quote on life sms: BEST INSPIRATION LINES FOR SATISFACTORY LIFE:

The life that you are living now..
Is also a dream of millions.
Think about it..! Gudmorng:Dhav a nyc day:D

Happy Dushera!

Kissi Nu Kisse Di Jawani Maar Gai,Ditti Hoi Pyar Di Nishani Maar Gayi.Ravan V Nice Banda C,Doston!Ohnu Sri Ram Di Butiful Janani Maar Gai.
Happy Dushera ! !

Quote on life sms: A beautiful line : 'Care' is to 'express' not to 'impress' people...

Quote on life sms: A beautiful line :
'Care' is to 'express' not to 'impress' people...
coz when care is 'expressed' truly, people get 'impressed' naturally...:DGudnyt

Quote on life sms: It is not that people stop smiling when they grow old

Quote on life sms: It is not that people stop smiling when they grow old. In fact people look old when they stop smiling. So Always keep smiling and feel young...:DGudnyt:D

Quote on life sms: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,

Quote on life sms: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,
But Ants Reject The Salt & Carry Away Only Sugar,

Select The RIGHT People In Life & Make Ur Life Sweeter.

Quote on life sms: "Trust A Person To That Extent, That He Feels Guilty To Cheat YOU, & Love A

Quote on life sms: "Trust A Person To That Extent, That He Feels Guilty To Cheat YOU, & Love A Person To That Extent, That He Fears To Loose YOU... Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Time moves on and later we regret,

Quote on life sms: "Time moves on and later we regret,
for things not done,
for words not said
for love not shown
life is too short
so do what makes other happy":D

Teacher: where were u born ?

Teacher: where were u born ?
student: Punjab....
Teacher: which Part in Punjab ?
Student: ki which Part..?
Paagal di bachchi..! Puri body born in Punjab..

Naughty sms: 1 Pinjre mein kuch tote ek Toti ko chhed rahe the...Jabki

Naughty sms: 1 Pinjre mein kuch tote ek Toti ko chhed rahe the...Jabki dusre pinjre me ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,

Malik ne socha "kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti safe rhegi."

Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me dal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gayi to puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola...

"Utho Khan sahab, dua qubool ho gayi..." -!!

Naughty sms: Ek Husband THAILAND Gaya,

Naughty sms: Ek Husband THAILAND Gaya,
Bahut Din Tak Nahi Louta..!

Wife ko Shaq Hua,
Usne SMS Kiya..



"DARLING, Wahan Tum Jo KHARID Rahe Ho,
Wo Main Yaha BECH Rahi Hun.

Sardar sms: SARDAR -Ye Aap k sir pe Choti kyo Hai?

Sardar sms: SARDAR -Ye Aap k sir pe Choti kyo Hai?
PANDIT-Isse Mere Dimag Me Vichaar Aate Hain
SARDAR-SALA Hamre sir par pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai
Fir Bhi kuch nhi aata..
SHA

Friendship sms: uIts very nice to discuss problems with frnds! Not coz dey'll solve it, but dey'll

Friendship sms: uIts very nice to discuss problems with frnds! Not coz dey'll solve it, but dey'll give such stupid suggestions dat u'll laugh & 4get about the problem..:D

Quote on life sms: The tree doesnt withdraw

Quote on life sms: The tree doesnt withdraw its shade even from the wood cutter.
So, love even those who hurt you. They'll realise your worth someday.
Gm.

Naughty sms: 1 bachcha muskurata hua paida hua

Naughty sms: 1 bachcha muskurata hua paida hua
Nurse-kyun hans rahe ho?
Bachche ne mutthi kholi aur
unwanted -72 ki goli dikhakar bola
Jaako rakhe saiyaan maar sake na koi..

Sharabi sms :In plane after some drinks-

Sharabi sms :In plane after some drinks-

British-I will sleep now.

American-I want to do some work nw.

German-I will relax now.

INDIAN - Aaj tera Bhai Plane Udaayega!! .=))=))

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.
Banta rushed home angrily and aftr some time, cum back n slapped Santa:u fool, he is not my friend

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby,wife , husband, Sweety, Son,Sister, Daughter,Lover,heart, Enemy,brother, teacher, frnd,mom, dad)snd this to ur frds. rply

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality..
Its an art of saying that i remember u in
"My First Minute Of Day...!!":D

Gud morning Hav a Nyc Day...:D

Pappu n papa: Photographer studio me pappu se

Pappu n papa: Photographer studio me pappu se:"Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega."Pappu: "Focus adjust kar gawaaro wali baat mat kar, Portrait Mode use kriyo Macro ke saath, High Resolution may pic aani chaiye warna paise nahi milenge SAALA . kabutar nikalegaa" !!! :p

Boy friend girl friend sms: Log kehte hain kaash..Padhai pyar ki

Boy friend girl friend sms: Log kehte hain kaash..Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,apne aap ho jati!.Hum kehte hain ki kaash..Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,parents maar maar k karwate!

Quote on life sms: Its easy 2 mak memories bt hard 2 4get dem..

Quote on life sms: Its easy 2 mak memories bt hard 2 4get dem..
I hope d memories I left behind wil be strong enough 2 let u remember me sumtym in ur lyf ahead:D
Gudmorng:D

OM SAI RAM''.:)

"OM'' Bolne se mann ko shanti milti hai.
"SAI'' bolne se mann ko shakti milti hai.
"RAM'' Bolne se paapon se mukti milti h To Dil se boliye
''OM SAI RAM''.:)

Husband wife sms: Dulhä-Tmhare Saadi se phle kitne ByFrnd the?

Husband wife sms: Dulhä-Tmhare Saadi se phle kitne ByFrnd the?

Dulhän silent!


Dulhä chilla k-Mein is Khamösi ko kya samju?

Dulhän-Haye Rabba

Gin tö rahi hu Chilla Q Rhe Ho..

Informative sms: U.S.A. CHEMICAL Research Center

Informative sms: U.S.A. CHEMICAL Research Center Gives New Result. Dont Drink Tea in Plastic Cups and Dont Eat Any Food on Polythene Paper, the plastic reacts to heat & It Will Cause 52 Types of Cancers. So This Good sms is Equal to 100 Waste sms Please Forward to All whom you care.

Flirty sms One day if i die,dont think that i will

Flirty sms One day if i die,dont think that i will forget u.just have a look at sky! My tears will be a rain drop on your cheek to say....."I m still with u":) Gudevng:D

Qoute on life sms: "Life is not about the people who

Qoute on life sms: "Life is not about the people who are sincere in front of you"

"Life is about those who are honest behind your back"

Friendship sms: ''*."*."*." *."*."*." Kehte Hai Achhe Log upar

Friendship sms: ''*."*."*." *."*."*." Kehte Hai Achhe Log upar Ja Kar Sitare Ban Jate Hai, Magar Hum Kehte Hai Acche Sitare Gir Kar Aap Jaise Dost Ban Jate Hai.

Friendship sms: There exists a place at every corner of dis

Friendship sms: There exists a place at every corner of dis world where almst all frnds recommend d other one to visitN dat place is commonly known as "BHAAD";):p

Husband wife sms: Marriage is a workshop..........how

Husband wife sms: Marriage is a workshop..........how ??????? o_O






Coz in marriage husband works & .....

Wife shops B) :D

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: call me shona
Girl: shona babu

B: nai nai.. call me sweetheart
G: swthrt..

B: are col me honey..
G: honey

B: gadhe ki bachi col kr mje
G: oh ok ok..;)

Happy Navratri

Maa Durga Aapko ApneAsht Bhujao SeSukh,Shanti, Swasthya,Shakti,Sampda, Satbuddhi, Sarlta,Safalta,Pradan Karen !JAI MATA DI.
Happy Navratri.

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya kahu?
Bahar khada Santa ka BAAP bola- Beta,ek baar "MAA" keh de baaki main sambhal lunga.

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....
Because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.:DGud aftrnoon:D& hav an awesome day:D

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad in dis world but thinking makes it so... what people call'SUFFOCATION' in a local train, becomes'ATMOSPHERE' in a Disco!!:) true..

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for ye

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for years."

Keep the HEART always happy whether it is 'yours' or 'others'..... Gud mrng.

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
An sms seems to be small,but a sending heart remembers U a lot..
Gudaftrnoon:D

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?
Beta:6,7
Baap:waah Hoshiyar h tu to..
Bolo uske baad..?
Beta:8,9,10
Baap:arre waah. fir..?
Beta:Gulam,begam,Badshah..:p:D

Quote on life: Having Lips and Not Using Them To SMILE, is

Quote on life: Having Lips and Not Using Them To SMILE, is like Having A Million Dollars In The Bank And Forgetting The Account Number.

So Keep Smiling:)
Gud aftrnoon:D

Quote on life: Relations never break, we just reduce communication

Quote on life: Relations never break,
we just reduce communication,
Relation once made can't be broken
Hearts r always connected and the care doesn't fade.!
Gudmorng:D

Husband wife sms: BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye

Husband wife sms: BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye kale kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui

Pati:Tum Kon

BV:Chudail

Pati:Haath mila
Mai teri behen ka pati

Funny sms: Kya Pata, Main Na DeKh Paun Kal Ka SuraJ

Funny sms:

Kya Pata,
Main Na DeKh Paun Kal Ka SuraJ,

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Aye DoSto
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Ho SaKta H kl Sara Din Barish Ho..
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Tum Log To Bus JAAN Le Lo Meri :p :D

Bf and gf sms :Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-

Bf and gf sms :Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-

"WAAH,KYA MAAL H.."

Great logical answer by Girl-



Maal To Jhakkass hai..


Par

Hai to
Tere JIJU Ka na..;)

Quote on life: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,

Quote on life: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,
But Ants Reject The Salt & Carry Away Only Sugar,

Select The RIGHT People In Life & Make Ur Life Sweeter
Gudmorng:D

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It can only Provide Possibilities & Oportunities.
Its upto us to convert them into success! Gudaftrnoon:D

Husband wife sms: A man in Hell asked Devil: can I

Husband wife sms: A man in Hell asked Devil: can I make a call 2 my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell 2 Hell is free.
Gudnyt:D

Husband wife sms: Arrange marriage is

Husband wife sms: Arrange marriage is
"while ur walking unfortuntly a snake bites u"
Bt luv marriage is
dancing in frnt of a cobra n singing WANNA B MY CHHAMAK CHALLO :pGudnyt

Sardar sms : A sardar Searching these

Sardar sms : A sardar Searching these words in google-free dinner in 5 star hotel. Google search result-sardar sudhar jaa

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees.

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It can only Provide Possibilities & Oportunities.
Its upto us to convert them into success! Gudaftrnoon:D

Madam-Itne Din Se Kaha Tha?

Madam-Itne Din Se Kaha Tha?
Student-Bird Flu Tha.
Mam-Par Ye To Birds Ko Hota Hai,
Studnt-Apne Mujhe Insan Samjha Hi Kaha Hai,Roz To Murga Bana Deti Ho :p

Funny sms: Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Funny sms: Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Profesr ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food-item badle mgr Chuha har baar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse badi taqat hai.

Itne me last row ki bench se studnt ki awaz aai:
Sir, ek bar Chuhiya badal ke bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski BEHEN ho..$

Husband wife sms: "PATNI-Agar mai kho gayi to tum kya kroge.

Husband wife sms:

"PATNI-Agar mai kho gayi to tum kya kroge.

Santa-Nirmal-baba k pas jaunga.

PATNI- Tum kitne ache ho,kya kahoge unse
Santa-baba apki kripa honi Suru Ho gyi H

Sharabi sms : SHARABI hawa me coin toss karke bola-

Sharabi sms : SHARABI hawa me coin toss karke bola-
HEAD aaya to Whisky,
TAILS aaya to Vodka,
ZAMIN par khada raha to Rum
aur
HAWA me hi raha to MAA KASAM aajse Daru band.

Funny sms on dairy milk ad:Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?

Funny sms on dairy milk ad:Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein apko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen momos khake aaya hun mirchi lagi h drame baad me kr liyo..:D;):ptc.

Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :

Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :
Collector:"Mera bahut Raub hai,main District ka maalik hoon."
SSP.:"Mera bhi bahut Raub hai,main kisi ko bhi andar kar sakta hoon."
Master:"Apna koi raub-waub nahi hai. Main to din bhar Laundo ki waat lagata hoon,aage unki marzi,wo Collector banein ya SSP.."

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were moving in opp. Direction-one from east to west n d othr frm west to east. A wind blowing frm north to south. In which direction was d smoke frm d respective trains blowing.

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
Biwi-gusse me
kya kaha? Kya parso kya?
Bolo

Pati-Nhi parso B 1 hi layi thi, aj 2 le ati.

Naughty sms: History sir was on

Naughty sms: History sir was on leave.So science sir was askd to set d paper.The very 1st Q shocked students Q-1. Describe Jhansi Rani with a neat diagram & label the parts.

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh m

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh meri biwi,GOOGLE KAUR,ek sawal pucho das jawab deti hai..yeh mera beta, FACEBOOK SINGH, ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai...aur yeh meri beti, TWITTER KAUR, pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

"Kya Ye BHRASHTACHAR kuchh le de ke khatam nahin ho sakta ??

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke Fansi se bacha liya

Admi-Jab Aap nhi honge tb Begunaho ko kon bachayega?

Gandhiji-
meri PHOTO wala KAGAZ ka TUKDA

Naughty sms: 1 girl to another: kal

Naughty sms: 1 girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha."
2nd girl: "tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to me roz subah PREGNANT Hoti

Punjabi sms: Bus vich 1pregnant

Punjabi sms: Bus vich 1pregnant lady"jammu"ja rahi si,
conducter boleya,aunty ik"jammu" ya Do "jammu"
Aunty boli, hramjadeya ik hi"jammu"par tere jeha kanjar na 'jammu"...

Examiner- ye kon si bird h,

Examiner- ye kon si bird h,
iski tange dekh k btao?
Stdnt-Sir,i dnt knw...
Exmr-tm fail ho gye ho,wat is ur name?
Sdt-le meri tang dekh k likh le..:p:p
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Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

7 Figure Ki Salary

6 Figure Ki Bachat

5 Bedroom Ka Ghar

4 Wheel Ki Gaadi

3 Week Ki Vacation

2 Pyare Bache

1 Goongi Biwi.

JAI HIND: 15 Aug aa raha hai

15 Aug aa raha hai
Mai Gandhi ji ki photo jama kar rahi hu.

Plz ghar mei jitne bhi
50
100
500
Ya
1000






ke NOTE he muje de do, purana v chelega.JAI HIND!

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Hope you remember its Daddy's birthday tomorrow..!!! :)

Happy Janmashtami

Happy Janmashtami : gokul me Krishna ji kare niwas, Gopiyon sang jo rachayein raas, Dewki aur Yashodha jinki maiya, aise humare Kishan Kanhaiya.Jai Shree Krishna. Shubh Janmashtami

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade sadhu se pucha- baba ladkiya set nhi hoti h kya karu?

Sadhu-(chote sadhu se) 1 chatai aur laga bhai k liye

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student-MeowTcher-Lion?Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah......Tcher: haramjado I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!! :D

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko He kyun Rakhte Hain.

Madam : Kyunki,Ek To Unhein Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai aur Doosra Ghar Jaane ki Jaldi Bilkul Bhi nahi hoti.......X_X

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF-Im at"BankGF-I need 30000Rs 4 Blackbry & 5000Rs 4 haircut.BF-Sorry, I mean I was at d"Bank of a River...machhi khaegi machhi?";)

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao K Bachcha Na Ho.
(janhit me jaari........... by Veteran khiladi N D Tiwari)

Humor on politics: When Shushil

Humor on politics: When Shushil kumar sinde was working as power minister than 19 state suffer power outage and went in world longest dark hour... Promoted to security minister and pune had a serial bomb blast.. Looks like another promotion is pending now :)

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai
advance me meri taraf se sweekar karo RAKHI.
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Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saa

Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saab, jaldi chaliye mere pati ko current log gaya hai...
Docter to wife:- pehely to rab ka sukar karo madam...









Aapke ghar main bijli hai :)

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga to..
By God..
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"Sardar to Kohram hi Macha Denge!" :D

Husband wife sms: AURAT KE DIL Me Sirf Uske LOVER / PATI KE Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.. but

Husband wife sms: AURAT KE DIL Me Sirf Uske LOVER / PATI KE Liye Jagah Hoti Hai..
but
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki...!

Usme
Apni Girl Friends DOST Ki GF
Biwi Ki SAHELI
SAMNEWALI
BAZUWALI
UPARWALI
NICHEWALI
SABJIWALI
DUDHWALI
DHOBAN
SAALI
KAAMWALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
aur
Thodi Bahut Biwi Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai...
SACH ME AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..?

Humor on politics: Desh ki 2 tasveer

Humor on politics: Desh ki 2 tasveer:-

1) Ek bachha ilaj k liye 250rs na hone k karan mar jata he

2) Aamir khan ye batane k liye har minute k 5 lakh leta he.
Satyamev jayte.gm

Naughty sms: BioTechr-Btao dunia

Naughty sms: BioTechr-Btao dunia ki sbse dardnak delivry kiski thi? Student:sunny Deol ki Maa ki,Techr:Wo kase?Student-Wo hi kehta hai "Main nikla GADDi leke!..

: Santa banta sms: Santa-log kehte hai

Santa banta sms: Santa-log kehte hai ki mohabbt zindagi hoti hai maut nahi.

magar vo kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi..

No jokes
aaj santa serious hai..

Naughty sms: ‎​Bombay Stock Exchange ke gents toilet me

Naughty sms: ‎​Bombay Stock Exchange ke gents toilet me likha tha...;
Kuch der pakad ke rakho....
Confirmed TIP hai...
YEH BHI BADHEGA :-;):D

Santa banta sms :Santa ek glass lekey dudh lene gaya.

Santa banta sms :Santa ek glass lekey dudh lene gaya.
Dudh wala: arrey. Itni badi bens ka dudh lene aye ho ek chote se glass main? Bada bartan lekey ao.
Santa:- achcha ek kaam ker bakri ka dudh dede :D

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega..,
Jitna Usne Punya kiya hoga, Lekin
"SHANTI" Utni hi Milegi Jitni Uski Biwi ki Marzi Hogi. :)

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshi

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote h...

Koi ye puche, ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail hote hai...
uska kya?

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why?
Santa: Tujhe Parde gift karne hein. Teri wife ko tere ko pyar karte dekh dekh ke bor ho gaya hu.:$
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next month, but why?
Banta: Tujhe Durbeen gift karni hai. Taaki tu dekh sake ki Wife kis ki hai.

GF BF SMS: Boy asked god"Y does she love a rose wich dies

GF BF SMS: Boy asked god"Y does she love a rose wich dies in a day and nt me who die for her everyday.!"God replied"Wat a dialogue man..Upload it on facebook..!"

Naughty sms: Ad on Punjabi channel.. SCENE

Naughty sms: Ad on Punjabi channel..
SCENE: Villain trying to rape a girl, tears her kurti but fumbles with her salwar. He's unable to un-tie or break the naada.
Ad's background voice takes over.. "Thwaadi maa di..... Thwaddi bhen di..... ijjat de rakhwaale.. "KUKKU NAADE" !!!

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types...... If you're below 18 pls don't scroll forward >:/ ......

Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in a Bollywood Movie is like appearing for B.Com exam after topping in CA FINAL X_X =D =))

Funny ryme :Yasomati Mom"se

Funny ryme Yasomati Mom"se
Talking Nandlala
Radha Q fair
Im Q Kala
Boli smiling Maiya
Listen mere lala
Wo City ki Gori
&Tu Village ka Gwala
Isliye Kala.gn

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store:
GIRL: do U have the book called 'GIRL-THE REAL INTELLIGENT'.

The Sales BOY replied:
"Sorry MAM , Jokes Dept is AT 1st Floor.
HA HA HA..

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-
"SUNO ji,aaj se aapke bina mai ni or mere bina aap ni"

4 saal baad wohi biwi:-
"KUTTE ruk ja,aaj ya to tu ni ya to main ni"

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

SAnta- krta to bhot h par papa ji rasgulle gin k jate h isliye choos k rakh deta hun

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony.



Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm beating you .. :)

Movies of college life:- *Classes:- Kabhi Kabhi

Movies of college life:-

*Classes:- Kabhi Kabhi
*Attendance:- Hera Pheri
*Class room:- No Entry
*Teacher:- Khiladi 420
*Vacation:- Masti
*Exam:- Evil Dead
*Examiner:- Don
*Exam Time:- Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
*Friends During Papers:- Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
*Viva:- Encounter
*Course:- Godzilla
*Cheating:- Lagey Raho Munna Bhai
*Question Paper:- Ek Peheli
*Answer Sheet:- Kora Kagaz
*Marking:- Andha Kanoon
*Result:- Sadma
*Pass:- Chamatkar
*Fail:- Devdas

Santa banta sms Santa ki maa: 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Na Hui

Santa banta sms Santa ki maa:
20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Na Hui

Press Reprter:
fir Apne kya kiya?

Maa=Fir Me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa Ne Meri Shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"

Tip Of the Day- Zindgi....! Ek Cigrate Ki

Tip Of the Day-

Zindgi....!
Ek Cigrate Ki Tarah Hoti Hai....


Enjoy Karo...Warna

Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!

Political humor : 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria

Political humor : 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or
1 Bandar Tha.

Shart thi ki jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan lega usey $10,000 milenge.

1st: Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.

2nd: Bush gaya lekin nakaam raha.

3rd: Manmohan gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya ,

Sab hairan.

Manmohan: Pinjrey Me maine kaha Hamare Raaj me India ne khoob tarakki ki hai"
to unme se Ek Hi bola: Ghanta...Baba ji ka :p

GF BF SMS: Girlfriend khana khate hue boli

GF BF SMS: Girlfriend khana khate hue boli:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe
bahut der se ghoor q raha
hai??
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Boy: Tum jaldi se
khana kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai;)

Public Toilet me Likha Tha 'DUNIYA

Public Toilet me Likha Tha 'DUNIYA Chand par Pahunch Gayi aur Tu Yahi Betha hai?'
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Santa ne niche Likh diya-'Bas Dho k ja raha hu, Waha pani nahi hai na':;)

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal- Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi
Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap
Ne Shadi Kar Li.
... Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad
Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti MeriMaa
Ban Gayi,
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo
Meri
Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski Nani Ka Shohar
Tha
Isliye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi
Huyi, Isi
Tarah Mera
Beta Apni Dadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya or Main
Apne Bete
Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Beta Apne
Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya aur
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Dr: Chup Kar Sale Mujhe
Bhi Pagal
Karega Kya ?

Husband wife sms: Wife Pyar se: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho

Husband wife sms: Wife Pyar se: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho ki mai khush bhi ho jaun aur naraaz bhi
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Husband: Tum hi meri Zindagi ho,aur lanat h aisi zindagi par..

Quote on life: The search for happiness is one of the main

Quote on life: The search for happiness is one of the main sources of unhappiness!
Accept life the way it comes!
You ll find happiness in every moment u live.
Gud Nite.. !!:D

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki
Judge: kya hua?
Santa: Meri padosan ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia
Judge: Ab tu kya chahta hai?
Santa: Badla

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google:

"How to handle a wife"


Google search result:
"We are also searching..!!

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale.
Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.
1saal baad wahi aurat sach me mar gayi. Sab log RAM NAAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rahe the, lekin uske pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi.
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KHAMBA BACHA Ke
KHAMBA BACHA KE..

‎​How do boys propose?
kneeling down and propose with a ring in hand.

how do girls propose?
i am pregnant. :p=D=))X_X:*

Humor on weather deptt

Humor on weather department:
Weather dept today sent a message to people that there is
Possibility of rain on today or tomorrow .
Qoute:" do even their children believe on weather dept? :d

Naughty sms: Santa on honeymoon to her wife:

Santa on honeymoon to her wife: Chalo pyaar karen...
Wife... Nahi mere pass maat ana... Santa kyon? ...
Wife:- nahi mujhey haath maat lagana...
Santa:- aarey mat sharmao aaj hamari shuagraat hai...
wife:- nahi main kuch nahi karungi....Mainey aapni mumy ko wada kiya hai ki shaadi ke baad yeh sab kaam chord dungi :D

Husband wife sms: Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh

Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh
aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Husband : Pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat
hai
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"DHakka...

GF BF SMS: Boy-I LUV U

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2;)

Funny sms: Strange but true duniya mein har insan

Strange but true
duniya mein har insan ka naam alag hai..
Lekin jab bheed mein hum
awaaz lagate hai..
Abe O "gadhey"..
To 20 mein se 18 log peeche mudke dekhte h..:D =))

Husband wife sms: Gunehgaar kaun???

Gunehgaar kaun???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi
"bhago
mera PATI aa gaya"
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

Reply sms Sorry ! "Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

Sorry !

"Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

"Jail me tha"

"Ek Murder case me

"actualy bike par se.

"Ek ladki ko smile de di thi
"Pagli khusi Se mar gayi.

Santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze

Santa banta sms
Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Humor on politics Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak

Humor on politics
Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak Hasne lage..
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Indira Gandhi ne poocha kya Hua...?
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Rajiv bole, "Sonia se Shaadi maine ki, bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai..."

Sms on friendship

Sms on friendship
Dear friends!

Miss You a lot...


Tum dosto ke bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise...
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Dirty picture
Radio Par
CHAL rahi ho....;)

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
!
Hakim:
Mashaalla.. Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai.

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Dia

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Hathi B Sath Chala

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Sher Ne Glass Rkha

Aur Chuhe Ko 2 Jhapad Mara

Hathi- Q Mar Rhe Ho Bechare Ko

Sher- ye Kamina roz desi peekar sabko Jungle Me Aise Hi Ghumata hai. :

Santa banta sms Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai Dct-dawai khali thi Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi Doc-i mean dawai le li thi Santa-ji aapne di maine le li Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi Santa: nai dawai to laal thi Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Santa banta sms
Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Dct-dawai khali thi
Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi
Doc-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji aapne di maine le li
Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi
Santa: nai dawai to laal thi
Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha
Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife: Honey, I am just having my last beer, & I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this SMS again!'

Pappu n papa: 1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya

1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya -
KHABARDAR
Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega

















PAPPU KULFI WALA KHUD AAP KE PAAS AYEGA

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom bachey ko. Lekin vo tasveer lakhon mein bik gayi. Jismey roti ke liye vo baccha udas baitha tha.

Santa banta sms : Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya

Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya Santa: oye praji koi gal nhi main bhi apna batva bhul gaya hu ;)

Quote on life: A Beautiful quote frm Quran...

A Beautiful quote
frm Quran...

"Kisi Ki MADAD Karte Waqt
Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho,
Ho Sakta Hai
Uski Jhuki hui AANKHE
Tumhare DIL Me
Guroor Paida Karde. Gdmrng

Sardar sms : 1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka

1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka note mila jis pe"I luv you"likha tha sardar ne kya kiya ?


Kiya kya

Sharmate hue
"I luv you too" likh kar wapas rakh diya..

Sharabi sms LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-mood off
DAARU-mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K sab ko Sunao;)gn

Funny quote on life Advise 4 life

Funny quote on life
Advise 4 life
life iz 2 short
so plz don't waste ur time in removing pendrive safely..
aise hi
khinch liya kro yaar...
:D:D:D:D

Quote on life Dont complain about Other, change

Quote on life : Dont complain about Other, change yourself if you want peace. Bcz its easier to protect our feet with sleepers than to cover the earth With carpet

Funny sms : Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga

Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga...
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Jiski maggie me masale ka pckt na nikle.:D:p

Husband wife sms Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya

Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya aap delivery ke samay bachche ke father ko apane paas dekhana chahati hain? Aurat: Nahin, un par to mere pati ko pahale se hi bahut shaq hai.

Santa banta sms Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze

Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze banayi hai jis se hum diwar ke us par dekh sakte hain.
Boss - Wow..!!! Fantastic, kya hai wo?

Santa- "MORI" =))

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar Raha Tha.
Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Saale ne use b Dosto Ko Forwrd kr diya.

Funny sms >Life Style:>

;->Life Style:>
Agar koi tumhe patthar maare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..;)

Naughty sms: Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai! Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Naughty sms :Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai
Dard to kam hota hai!
Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai
fir
mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Joke on petrol hike Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

"Jhoom lo ya ghoom lo...!"

Maa Nu Putt Nahin Labhne- Alfaaz feat Yo To Honey Singh Full Track HD

GF BF SMS Girl Apne Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu

Girl Apne
Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu
BOY:Naheeeee
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GIRL:Abe Sun to le
Sale Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose kia hai,
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Mai teri Maa Banne Wali hu..

GF BF SMS Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend

Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend-
soniye tension na lai tu paper di,
tenu pass zarur asi karawange,
bharosa rakh tu mitran te
tenu 1-1 parchi farawange.
girlfriend-
barosa kita c main pehla v tere te,
tu insult c meri kara diti,
kanjra paper c mera history da
tu punjabi di parchi fra diti.?

Some changes in newtons theory

Some changes in newtons theory..

Socho Physics kitni easy hoti agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... . . . . . . .

Apple ki jagah Bomb gira hota...

Sala Newton wahi KHALLAS..

Vicky donor sms Teacher : "Why sperm donation is

Teacher : "Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation ..?"
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Vicky donor"Very simple madam,
"HAND" made things are always costly..."=))

Quote on life You may not be

You may not be
Perfect in many things
But..
Many things cannot be
Perfect without YOU.
Stay special in your own Little
Ways.
Good Morning:D

Husband wife sms An unmarried man writes on his

An unmarried man writes on his facebook wall -

"Wife chahiye"
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2 girls liked It
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& 140 Men Commented

" Hamaari Le Ja".

Santa banta sms SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his

SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his WiFE NAME at the BACK.
WiFE READs it, SLAPs him & DiVORCEs him bcoz it's WRiTTEN :-

JASWINDER KAUR
FOR HIRE..
FULLDay RS.1000

Santa banta sms Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per

Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per litre. Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes. Dekha sardar ka revenge

Husband wife sms Ek super kaala husband apni

Ek super kaala husband apni biwi se bola-'Main jaisa bhi hu,mujhe bacha acha chahiye'
Biwi boli-'Dekhoji choice is yours..Achcha chahiye ya apna chahiye..;)

Country once again does not get lokpal

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GF BF SMS Height of irritatng sum1

Height of irritatng sum1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.

Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.

Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar p
ucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera.

Kuch der baad
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen?? :):)

Reply sms Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen

Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen h jo hm roz dekhte hai.spelling thek karna h:

>bloemi
>lanbeac
>beutghtil
>rtaslpsu@
>rirorm
kr di to jo chahoge milega.

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe The..1 Ladki Ne Hello Kiya.
Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?
Hus:-Tum Plz Mera Dimaag Kharab Mat Karo Abhi sochne do Usko b to Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho

Santa banta sms Santa k tapasya se khus hokar

Santa k tapasya se khus hokar bhagwan bole VAR MANGO VATS santa- prabhu jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein waisa nahi hu... MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

Santa banta sms Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Banta: toh border pe bhej De =D =)) >=)

Funny sms Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha

Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gae. Customer care-to mai kya karu, haryanvi-re tu mannne bas yo bta ki roaming to na lagegi

Quote on life Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai

True Quote:-

Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai, b

Jab Kuch Bura Karna Ho.

Warna..

Duniya Me Sab Kuch Pane

Ke Liye

Pyar Hi Kaafi Hai..

Funny sms Written on an Enquiry counter

Written on an Enquiry counter: "Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time X_X =))!!!"

Husband wife sms Why do most indian women request

Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge:p

Quote on life

Quote on life
If you want to enjoy...

Always think life is long...


But If you want to achieve something...



Always think life is very short...

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai..

Ab Mujhko Kisi Ka B Intjar Nhi Hai..

Khamosh Agar Hu To Ye Andaaj Hai Mera..

Wo Ye Na Samajhe Ki Unse Pyaar Nhi Hai..

Husband wife sms Koi bhi SUBH KAAM karne

Wife-Main Marrne ja rahi hu,

Husband-Ye le Dairy Milk

Wife-Kyu?

Husband-Koi bhi SUBH KAAM karne se Pehle kuchh MEETHA kha Lena Chahiye
Kaam ACHHA hota hai.

GF BF SMS Wen U Cry-Koi Nhi Dekta

Wen U Cry-Koi Nhi Dekta
Wen U R Woried-Koi Nhi Dekta
Wen U R Hapy-Koi Nhi Dekta

But

1Din DATE Pe Chale Jao to Sala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai.

Husband wife sms Who is a male.?

(For d 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it)
Who is a male.?

A male is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising @ a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife & boss.

His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.

Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth..:)

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Husband wife sms

Patni:-
Tum mujhe apne sath Bangkok kyon nahi le ja rahe ho ?
Pati:-
Pagli hotel mein khane jao to tiffin sath nahi le ke jaate !!

Funny sms on five star ad

Please forwrd! Touching msg from mother to sons.Beta Ramesh & Suresh agar pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi to ghar aa jao pitaji yuhi ghoom rahe h..:p

Double meaning sms Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas

Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas 2h?
Pappu:madam leg.
Mam: wo kya h jo tumhare pant me h & mere paticoat me nhi?
PAPPU: pocket.
Mam:wo kya h jo din me lene k bajay rat ko bistar pr lete h?
Pappu: Neend
Mam: wo kya h jo ldki 1st time karwane pr chillati h?
Pappu: kaan me chhed.
Mam: wo kya h jo aadha jane pr dard hota h pura jane pr maja aata h.
Pappu:Hatho me kangan.
Tum B Pappu ki tarah apni niyat saf rakho,
SOCH BADLO :p

Double meaning sms Arth ka Anarth

Arth ka Anarth-

Ek lift me 2 notice likhe the..

"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe"

Aur uske neeche likha tha..





"Ek baar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe.."

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody stands with u
Just Remember what Einstien Said:
"I am thankful to those who left me bcoz they taught me.i Can Do it ALONE 8-)

Nirmal baba

Girl-baba mere mobile me balance ni rhta kya kru.Nirmal baba-boyfrnd h ke nai, girl-nhi Baba-bus isliye he kirpa ruki h boyfrnd bana balnce kbi b khatam ni hoGa

For All My Drinker Friends

For All My Drinker Friends
1 Bahut Bade Sharabi Ki Car Ke Pichhe Likha Tha-

"Daru Piyo Insaan Bano.,
Dudh To Sala Kutta Bhi pita Hai
cheers!

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki Video

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki video dekh ke bola-"Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Baarat Me Aisi Hi Item Girl Nachwani Hai.!"
Papa-"Saale! kaminey!
BUA Hai teri.. ;):D:p:p

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele b smjaya ta ki mujse ese bat na kre.u know wat?usne apne naam se muje gift b beja.tuje to pta hi hai.Aur sabse zyada hairan to me is baat pe hu ki kuch bewakuf log kitne dhyan se ye msg padh rahe hai jaise mera koi secret msg galti se send hogaya ho.....:D

Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti

1 Maa ki request hai,
Plz agr free msg ho to itna felao k us k bete tk pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,Suresh
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti ho gyi ho to ghar aa jao

Double meaning sms

Double meaning sms
Agr Adhi Rat ko Apka Dil kre Or Biwi ka Mood Na
Ho To..
Biwi ko tang na karen..








khud Uthkr apne hath se



Pani Pee le..
Ek Bar Fir Apki Soch ko Salam!

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe Lal rubr Bndha ho,Giri h kya?

Sbne Hath uthaya.

Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr pda Mila hai jiska h le lo

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare..

Boss khushi se: Good, Aaj kya kiya?
Sardar:Keyboard ki ABCD aage pichhe lagi hui thi wo $ahi kr di.

Satyamev jayate sms

Satyamev jayate
DIARY OF A BABY...

15 June:- I get attached with mom.

17 June:- I m a tissue now.


30 June:- Mom said to dad, 'u r going to be a father'.

MOM-DAD are very happy

15 July: My food is what my mom eats.

15 Sept: I can feel my heart beat.

14 Oct: I have little hands,legs, head n a stomach.

13 Nov: Today i was scan ultrascan.

WoW...!

I am a girl...

14 Nov : I was DEAD..!

My mom n dad killed me..
WHY...?

Is it just becoz i was girl...?

People love to have a

MOTHER,

A WIFE,

and ofcourse
a GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN

WHY NOT A DAUGHTER..?

If u r A Human...!

PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX..

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thiGOLU-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Grammer teacher to santa

Grammer teacher to santa....!!!!!

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi or 12 Baj K 12 Min 12 Sec. Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh...
O My God??
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"Sardar Toh Kohraam Hi Macha Denge";)

Mountain Dew's New ad

Mountain Dew's New Ad :-

Come Lets Do Something Dangerous..
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai....!!

SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thi?
Golu-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Santa subah uthkar walk

Santa subah uthkar walk pe gaya,Thandi lagi to wapas akar, chupke se,Biwi se chipak gaya aur bola:-Bahut thand hai.
Biwi:-Fir bhi wo santa walk pe gaya hai.

Aaj Ka Vichaar

Aaj Ka Vichaar:

HAR LADKI SUNDER HOTI HAI.







BUS DEKHNE WALE KI NAZAR GANDI HONI CHAHIYE..

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya, sab mar gayi. Sbke pati 1 hafte tk rote rhe. Santa 2 hafte tak rota raha... Kyoki uski biwi se bus miss ho gae thi

Teacher: Who was AKBAR

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was a Gay !
Tchr (shockd): Y?
Boy: v hav heard
Laila-Majnu
Heer-Ranjha
Adam-Eve
Romeo-Juliet
&
only

Akbar-Birbal..:);)

1admi medical shop pr-Zeher do

1 Admi medical shop pr-Zeher do,
Dukandar-bina Prchi ke nahi mil sakta,
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya,
Dukandar-bas Pgle,rulayega kya Badi bottle du ya choti..

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant.
Girl: I'm unmarried!
Dr: Then Your Boyfriend.
Girl: I dont have any!
Dr: Then tell Your mom, JESUS is coming again.
;)

Teacher-Hw many planets r there

Teacher-Hw many planets r there?
Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, vagairah.
Teacher- Aur batao?
Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kripa h. Ap sunao..;-)

At Nirmal Darbar

At Nirmal Darbar-

Facebook user Boy--> Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE aur COMMENT nahi aate...

Nirmal Baba--> FB last time kab khola tha?

Boy: Baba kal khola tha..

Nirmal Baba--> 1 din mai kitni baar FACEBOOK kholte hoo???

Boy: 2-3 baar..

Nirmal Baba--> Browser kaun sa USE karte hoo?

Boy: Baba "OPERA"...

Nirmal baba--> Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai...
Jao aur PASSWORD badl kar account ko "GOOGLE CHROME" se kholo sab theek hoo jayega...
Agar Aur Koi Samassyaa hai toh Account Mein Rs5,000 dashband Jamaa Karvaado.... Likes aur comment Aaani Shuru Ho jaayega...=D

Boss 2 Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad.

Boss 2 Secretary:
for a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her husband:

for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls grlfrnd:

Wife going, Let's enjoy.

Grlfrnd calls her student:

for a week you are free.

Little boy calls his grand pa:

I'm free.

Grandpa (Boss) calls Secretary:

Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.

Secretary calls her husband:

Tour cancelled.

Husband calls Grlfrnd:

Wife is not going.

Grlfrnd calls boy:

This week your class as usual.

Boy calls grandpa:

Sorry I have to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We are going :d

4 Steps to LIVE life -1st

4 Steps to LIVE life
-1st
Look Back & Thank GOD,
-2nd
Look Forward &Trust GOD,
-3rd
Look Around & Believe GOD,
-4th
Look Within U &Find GOD.
Gud aftrnoon:D

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai..?
Dr.: Aisa kab hota hai..?
Sardar: Jab meri biwi bolti hai ki sab SARDAR ek jaise dikhte hain...

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila,
Us par likha tha "Patthar ko palat lo kuch ban jaoge"



Jaise hi usne palata dusri taraf likha tha,

"Tu to ban Gaya ab dusro ko bana....pather ko dubra palak ke rakh de :d"

College lyf at its best: Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar

College lyf at its best:
Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar?"

Reply
"jo word samjh aa raha wo likh, jo nai ara uska wesa hi design bana le" :p:D par mera dimag na kha :D

The Greatest Distance in the world is

The Greatest Distance in the world is just 14 inches..from the mind to the heart..Its most difficult 2 dicide whether 2 go with d Heart or Mind

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone.

WHAT- lies ahead will always be mystery. Do not be afraid to explore.

WHEN- life pushes you over, you push back harder.

WHERE- there are choices to make, ake the one you wont regret.

WHY- things happen will never be certain. Take it in stride and move forward.
:-):-):-):-)

Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Ha_Ha_Ha
Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Police- Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai

Shrabi- Mazburi Thi Sir

Police- Kya Mazburi Thi

Shrabi- Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..gn

A cute poem by a child

A cute poem by a child,:-) ''
Ye baat samajh me aai nahin,
Or mummy ne v samajhai nahi.

Main kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise mamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nhi.

Kyun lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyun usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki patni jab nani hai.
Dada ki patni jab dadi hai.
Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
To kyu bed wahan rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh me aai nahi
Or mummy ne v samjhai nahin

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

"Only the bus stops here, Not time. So dont waste ur time!

Keep moving with ur aim..."
Goodnight:)

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki chala rhi thi to tum ko road se dur chalna chahiye tha.

Patient: Ohh bhai Kaun sa road?M to park me leta hua tha :D:D

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Bcoz wat mattrs is nt being clapped when v Arrive. Bt being remembered when v
Leave....:)

A good song means 5 minutes happy

A good song means 5 minutes happy, A good movie means 3 hours happy, A good college means 3 years happy, But a good Relationship means life time happy.

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan machalne lage
W-Sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata hai NAGIN ka nahi.
lol :D

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd GOD -"Why So Mny Mountains & Hills to Climb in Life?"
GOD Replied - "TO HAV A BETTER VIEW OF LYF." ;) gudmorng....:D

Reply SMS :1 LADKA 1 LADKI

1 LADKA
1 LADKI

Na wo PATI-PATNI
Na BHAI-BEHAN
Na MA-BETA.

LADKI ka SASUR LADKE k SASUR ka BAAP hai!

To LADKI-LADKE me kya rista hoga?
dimag ho to repLy kro

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

bacchha:sir muje pura nahi aata bas last ka Aata hai

Sir:chalo utna hi batao..

Bachha: "& dis is called d Newton's law"
... :D

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Ek Chudail Ne Roka -Hoo Ha Ha Ha,
Mein Chudail Hu
baniya-Jaanta Hu Kamini, Teri 1 Behen Meri Biwi H.

I HATE LOV STORY

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
Dono milne lage chori-chori,

chuha bola-o gori aa khele aankh-micholi

Billi chuhe ko maar k khagyi

aur boli

I HATE LOV STORY;-

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai...?
Jyotishi-kaise hogi? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai.

Double meaning sms :School mein 1

Double meaning sms :School mein 1 FAIL student k papa class teacher se:

Madam,thoda aap tight karo,thoda main zor lagata hoon,bhagwan ne chaha to iss saal bachcha nikal hi jayega.

Jai mata di Maa ki jyoti se noor milta

Jai mata di Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,sabke dilon ko sarur milta hai,jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta hai
"SHUBH NAVRATRE"

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai,Sabke

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai,Sabke dilo ko marm milta hai,Jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.SHUBH NAVRATRI.

I am sorry sms For every minute you are

I am sorry sms For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. I am so sorry!

Love SMS Do u know, what I say, what I think, what

Love Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

Love SMS Without your love my days are: sadday

Without your love my days are: sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday.

Husband wife SMS Nayi shaadi aur purani shaadi mein kya fark hota hai

Husband wife sms Nayi shaadi aur purani shaadi mein kya fark hota hai?
Nayi shaadi mein dono "LIPS" mila kar sote hain
aur purani shaadi mein dono "HIPS" mila kar sote hai

Reply SMS :navratra special 23-03-2012 se maa ke navrate start h..

Reply SMS :navratra special 23-03-2012 se maa ke navrate start h..
Delete mt krna.. Aapko Mata ki kasam.. 9 logo ko bhejo.. Fast.. (except me) Raat tak.. Aapke pass Achchi khabar aayegi.

NaughtyJoke: Ek aurat: Jab tumhara talak hua tha, tab to tumhara ek hi

NaughtyJoke: Ek aurat: Jab tumhara talak hua tha, tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha. Ab 3 kaise? Aurat: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

Naughty sms Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy-

Naughty sms Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy- Par Ye To Sex Ki Kitab Lagti Hai. Dada- Are beta, Mere Liye To Ye Itihas Hi Hai Na.

Naughty sms Bikni is the only dress in which 90% body is exposed ...

Naughty sms Bikni is the only dress in which 90% body is exposed ...

lekin fir b ladko ki najar sali sirf 10% covered jagah par hi jati hain ..
LADKE Kitne shareef hote h

Naughty sms Angrez Pakistan ayaa

Naughty sms Angrez Pakistan ayaa..

Taxi lee..

Raastay mein driver ne uska sub kuch loot liya

Uskay kapde bhi utaar ke usse veeranay mein phenk diya

Ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko awaaz di.
Pathan: 'Oho yeh ki hoa laale di jaan?'

Angrez ne saari baat rotey rotey batai..

Pathan apna naada kholte huye bola: 'Yaara tera aaj din hi kharab hai..'

>>"Nasha"<< 'Mohabbat' Ka Ho Ya

>>"Nasha"<<
'Mohabbat'
Ka Ho Ya
'Sharab' Ka.
Hosh Dono Mein Kho Jate Hain.
Fark Sirf Itna H Ki Sharab Sula Deti H.
Or
Mohabbat Rula Deti Hai.

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya kahenge?.. ..

Sardar: hindi me THAKUR aur english me HANDS FREE.:)

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa:
"If your eyes are positive..
You will like
the world.."
"If ur tongue
is positive..
The world will like you..!"
Gn8..! :)

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge? Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge?
Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer, Laddu & Dal Bhat..
Air hostess: Sir Aap Plane Me Aaye Hai.

Kingfisher Ke "Shraadh" Me Nahi...!!!

Teacher to SCIENCE student

Teacher to SCIENCEstudent-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?

Student-
P.H.D.

Teacher-
kya matlab?

Student-
Pjama holding device.

No matter how many times teeth

No matter how many times teeth bits the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS.

During my school days,my teachers alwys

During my school days,my teachers alwys usd to wear sun glasses.
Do u knw y?

cos
I was such a Bright student.!!

no claps plz..
hey No No..pls pls;)

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..!

The Disturbing Parents

The Disturbing Parents!

When we are in school-
Beta yahi waqt hai bahut mehnat karo taqi acche college me jaa sako. Ayaashi ke lie to sari umar padi !

When we Are in College-
Beta college me bs pdhai pe dhyan de taqi acchi job mil sake ! Ayaashi to jab job krega tab maze se krio !

When we are doing job-
Jyada ayaashi mt kro future me apne biwi bacho ke liye save krke rakho !

Do uh think we are mad ?? :(

Funny Cadbury ad Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk? Grl

Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein aapko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen.. momos khaake aaya hun mirchi lagi hai drame baad me kr liyo..:p:D

GIRLS STUPIDITY

GIRLS STUPIDITY:-

They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.

But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR. :p

Time for a Heart Touching Poem- Gaur se Sune

Time for a Heart Touching Poem-
Gaur se Sune,

Kavita Ka Naam Hai,

"DO BOOND"

Suniye

"Tupuk...Tupuk.."

Thanks..!:D

Defintion of Arrange Marriage

Super_FUN
Defintion of Arrange Marriage-

BIKA HUA MAAL VAPIS NAHI HOGA...

&

Defintion of Love Marriage

PEHLE ISTEMAL KARE, PHIR VISHWAS KARE.

Ek Saadhu bijli theek kar raha tha, achanak use current laga

Ek Saadhu bijli theek kar raha tha, achanak use current laga...

Saadhu: har har gange, har har gange.

Budiya: Aur le le pange..

aur le le pange.. :p

'Teacher 2 Santa: Jis Aadmi ko Sunai na de Use English me kya kahenge

'Teacher 2 Santa: Jis Aadmi ko Sunai na de Use English me kya kahenge ?

Santa: Jo Marzi keh do..
Usko kaunsa kuch Sunai dega...!

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE

What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?
?
?
?
?
?
Very Simple..
?
?
?
?

You can not look into the eyes of both

Woman buys new Sim card

Woman buys new Sim card.
To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls "HI DARLING;)"pahchana?
He says "will call U later dear.The Bitch Is in kitchen"

Reply SMS 1. Wts cute in me

1. Wts cute in me=
2. Wts dangerous in me=
3. Wts my name in ur cell=
4. I m ur=
5. I look like=
6. Wt do you wish 4 me=
7. U hate me when= .... REPLY

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"

Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hui hai.

Ek sharabi ki daastaan

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege;-

Aaj thoda senti wala

Aaj thoda senti wala..!!

SuKHe "PaTToN" Ki
TaRaH "BiKHRe" The "HuM..."

***YaaRo***
************

Kisi Ne "SaMeTa" "Bhi To
SiRF""JaLaaNe" "Ke" "LiYe.

1 writer ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hakk hona chahiye.

1 writer ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hakk hona chahiye.

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Wo bechara bhi likh hi paya,
bol nhi saka.....
$$$

1 aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke

1 aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke HAKIM k pas gyi aur boli- Kya mere PATI ko SHAKTI VARDHAK dawa apne di thi
Hakim:Ji ha
LADY: To Kamine BIWI bhi apni de deta :p

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche zor zor se kah raha tha
agrmera bap hathi or ma hathni hoti to me chota hathi hota
agr mera bap bakra or ma bakri hoti to me chota memna hota
Itne me bus driver gusse me bache se agar tera bap bhadwa or ma randi hoti to tu kya hota

baccha bola-to mai bus driver hota. . .

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri BHI leja, use bhi gira dena.
SANTA: Agr tu BURA na mane, to use VAPSI me gira du.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.
1 aadmi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati.
2-4 aur bole-amma hame bhi le jati
Sardar bola-chup ho jao gadho. amma kya tata sumo karke gai h.

At 6 am, SARDAR- was running only in underwear.

At 6 am,
SARDAR- was running only in underwear.
Someone asked him: Bahut Garmi hai na?
SARDAR: Garmi kaye ki,
Baajuwala Duty se Jaldi aa gaya..:))

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind,
Pakistan ko Pak,
Australia ko Aus
kahte h to
Brazil aur London ko kya kahege?
Teacher- Tu apna kam kar,kamine...

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti hai, jo use itna tang karti hai ki wo dukhi hokr apne kam me itna busy ho jata he k kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti ha

HEER - Main Tumhare Ishq Me

HEER - Main Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gayi, Lut Gyi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...

Raanjha - To karmjali Mai Kaun Sa I.A.S. OFFICER Ban Gaya.....!!!

Naughty SMS Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_ 3 times daily.

Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_
3 times daily.

Lady clerk-
7 din tak koi seat khali nhi he, tab tak tum chaho to mere ghar reh skte ho..

funny steve jobs

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Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear

Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear of same color for husband. Husband-y same color, ppl wil think I nvr change underwear. Wife-which ppl? total silence

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date wid his gf, suddenly his frnd cums nd luks at his gf nd says:
"Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi";):D

Funny SMS on zero DANDRUFF ad

Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

Reply SMS I m expert in ___________ ??

I m expert in ___________ ??

1. FashiOn/style
2. LOve
3. Flirt
4. Giving respect
5.talking
6. Studying
7. Caring
8. Friendship..
Reply must.
Cn ripli wi

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke naak mein ja rahi hai toh aapne roka kyun nahi :/? Patient: pehle cockroch gya tha maine socha use pakdne ja rahi hogi

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga
"Banglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle"
Air hostess:hello sir..B silent
Sardr"Ok, anglore aya anglore aya alle alle"..:p

Iss saal ka sabse zalil SMS

Iss saal ka sabse zalil SMS=

Ladka: Jaanu mai tumhe subah se sham aur sham se subah tak pyar karunga..!
Ladki: Jaanu to fir mai tatti kab karungi?

Sardar was Reading Financial Times Headlines

Sardar was Reading Financial Times
Headlines
"Microsoft Buys Yahoo Messenger 4 $8.5 billion.."

He says
"O Teri:O, Khareeda Kyun:/, Download Kar Leta pagla."

Punjabi SMS Kisi ka accident dekhne pr expressions

Kisi ka accident dekhne pr expressions- U.S-OH my god PAK-ya allah Africa-o la la Australia-got a hit... punjabi-oo vajeya bhen da yaar...hor chala tez

Naughty SMS Biwi raatko kpde utarte hue,tirchhi

Biwi raatko kpde utarte hue,tirchhi nazar se Santa ki taraf dekhte hue boli-"Pata h na ,kya krna h?"
Santa:Dimag ka dhai mat kr, m raat ko kapde ni dhounga..:p

Naughty SMS Male v/s Female Brain.

Male v/s Female Brain.
Female BRAIN Thinking
20% Jewelry
20% Shoping
20% Money
20% Enjoy
10% Fuck
10% Kitchen care.

Male Brain

99% Fuck
&
1% how 2 FUCK.

Degi MIRCH KA TADKA, ANG-ANG Fadka..

SEX TIP.. Jab bhi aap Condom ka prayog kare to usme 1 spoon Degi mirch daal le.
Ye aapko aur zyada uttejit karega. 'Q ki Degi MIRCH KA TADKA, ANG-ANG Fadka..

Naughty SMS Father Watchng FTV Sudenly Son Came

Father Watchng FTV
Sudenly Son Came

Fathr diplomaticaly said-Garib Ladkiya Hai, Kpde Lene K Liye B Paise Nai Hai
Son:Iss se B Garib chahiye to CD hai mere pas.

Patni: tumhe patta hai swarg me patti aur

Patni: tumhe patta hai swarg me patti aur patni ko satth nahi rehne dete.
Patti: pagli tabhi to usse swarg kehte hai.

'Maa' kya hoti hai?

'Maa' kya hoti h?
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papa ki sbse aakhri wali setting..
Har bar emotional hone ki jarurat nhi Hai..;):)

Jholi."Mubarak" Ho"aapko yeh "HOLI"

Punam" Ka Chand Rango" Ki Doli
Chand Se "Uski Chandni Boli
Khushiyon Se Bhar" De Sabki Jholi."Mubarak" Ho"aapko yeh "HOLI"
"Happy Holi.

Lamha-Lamha zindagi gujar jayegi, *kuch* der baad *HOLI* aayegi

*Lamha-Lamha zindagi gujar jayegi,
*kuch* der baad *HOLI* aayegi,*

Abhi se hi badhai le lo,*
Warna fir ye badhai aam ho jayegi.

*HAPPY* * HOLI*

HAPPY Holi 2012

Na CALL se
Na Card se
Na GIFT se
Na POST se
Na EMAIL se 1 din. phle
Direct
;+""+.+""+;
+ DiLse +
"+. .+"
"+"
HAPPY Holi
2012.
(.....)

gud mrng

BHOOT ne tapsya ki

BHOOT ne tapsya ki,
GOD khush hokar bole-BETA tujhe kya chahiya?
BHOOT-Mujhe SEXY ladkiyon ka khoon pina hai.
GOD-TATHASTU. Ja whisper ban ja...

A Boy Touched Hand of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY

A Boy Touched Hand of His Girlfriend & Said: U R
SO HOT BABY..
I
Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
104 bukhar hai Muje aur tumhe Kaminapan Soojh
Raha Hai.

Fantastic quote

Fantastic quote:
"A tongue has no bones,but it can break a Heart..
And also that a tongue has no glue but it can heal a broken Heart..good evening:D

1 HATHI 1 COW AUR 1 GADHE me behes ho rhi thi k kaun best hai

1 HATHI
1 COW AUR
1 GADHE me behes ho rhi thi k kaun best hai.?

Hathi: Me bhari saman uthata hu

Cow: Me dudh deti hu

Kuch to bol teri bari hai..$

Unmarried boy : Mujhe shadi nahin

Unmarried boy : Mujhe shadi nahin karni, mujhe sab aurton se darr lagta hai..Married man: Shadi karlo fir 1 hi aurat se dar lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi.

Kuvare roj ye sochte hai

Kuvare roj ye sochte hai..
"tajmahal banana hai par mumtaj milti nahi"..
Aur shadi shuda sochte hai..
"tajmahal banana hai par mumtaj marti nhi..b2

Stromae - Alors On Danse (English version)

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