Pakistani humor -
Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar
car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is
inaam ka kya karoge..?
Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.
Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye
sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.
Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki
chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???
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Baba Ramdev
bhi ho sakte hain....:-D:-D:-D:-P
Janhit mein jaari...
Humor on Lokpal Bill :-Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.
Sonia: "What's your name"?
Boy : "RAHIM"
Sonia: "What are your questions"?
Rahim: "I've 3 questions...
1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?
2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?
3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against corruption?
Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."
Just then the recess bell rang.
Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".
After the recess...
Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?
RAM raises his hand.
Sonia: "What's your name"?
Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...
1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?
2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?
3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?
5. Where is Rahim?
Boy-OK.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke PAkode.
Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)
Hav a Gr8 day!!!
Sub ki maar gaya sardar..!!!
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