Funny sms: Kya Pata, Main Na DeKh Paun Kal Ka SuraJ

Funny sms:

Kya Pata,
Main Na DeKh Paun Kal Ka SuraJ,

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Ho SaKta H kl Sara Din Barish Ho..
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Tum Log To Bus JAAN Le Lo Meri :p :D

Bf and gf sms :Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-

Bf and gf sms :Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-

"WAAH,KYA MAAL H.."

Great logical answer by Girl-



Maal To Jhakkass hai..


Par

Hai to
Tere JIJU Ka na..;)

Quote on life: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,

Quote on life: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,
But Ants Reject The Salt & Carry Away Only Sugar,

Select The RIGHT People In Life & Make Ur Life Sweeter
Gudmorng:D

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It can only Provide Possibilities & Oportunities.
Its upto us to convert them into success! Gudaftrnoon:D

Husband wife sms: A man in Hell asked Devil: can I

Husband wife sms: A man in Hell asked Devil: can I make a call 2 my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell 2 Hell is free.
Gudnyt:D

Husband wife sms: Arrange marriage is

Husband wife sms: Arrange marriage is
"while ur walking unfortuntly a snake bites u"
Bt luv marriage is
dancing in frnt of a cobra n singing WANNA B MY CHHAMAK CHALLO :pGudnyt

Sardar sms : A sardar Searching these

Sardar sms : A sardar Searching these words in google-free dinner in 5 star hotel. Google search result-sardar sudhar jaa

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees.

Quote on life: Life will never provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It can only Provide Possibilities & Oportunities.
Its upto us to convert them into success! Gudaftrnoon:D

Madam-Itne Din Se Kaha Tha?

Madam-Itne Din Se Kaha Tha?
Student-Bird Flu Tha.
Mam-Par Ye To Birds Ko Hota Hai,
Studnt-Apne Mujhe Insan Samjha Hi Kaha Hai,Roz To Murga Bana Deti Ho :p

Funny sms: Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Funny sms: Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Profesr ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food-item badle mgr Chuha har baar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse badi taqat hai.

Itne me last row ki bench se studnt ki awaz aai:
Sir, ek bar Chuhiya badal ke bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski BEHEN ho..$

Husband wife sms: "PATNI-Agar mai kho gayi to tum kya kroge.

Husband wife sms:

"PATNI-Agar mai kho gayi to tum kya kroge.

Santa-Nirmal-baba k pas jaunga.

PATNI- Tum kitne ache ho,kya kahoge unse
Santa-baba apki kripa honi Suru Ho gyi H

Sharabi sms : SHARABI hawa me coin toss karke bola-

Sharabi sms : SHARABI hawa me coin toss karke bola-
HEAD aaya to Whisky,
TAILS aaya to Vodka,
ZAMIN par khada raha to Rum
aur
HAWA me hi raha to MAA KASAM aajse Daru band.

Funny sms on dairy milk ad:Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?

Funny sms on dairy milk ad:Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein apko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen momos khake aaya hun mirchi lagi h drame baad me kr liyo..:D;):ptc.