Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye"

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye" Dr- "Main OBC quota se
doctor bana hoon, is bar operation agar safal hua to mere liye varna
tumhare liye..."

Naughty new year sms: INVITATION 2all my Frnds-

INVITATION 2all my Frnds-
NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalefa DUBAI
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Jarur ana
HPY NEW YEAR

naughty new year sms : H A P P Y N E . . .

H
A
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P
Y

N
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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di. Aaj panchait bulaai hai.

Agle k ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye
saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho???

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din baad Dunia ki 6 bhikari
Companies
TATA
RELIANCE
AIRTEL
BSNL
VODA
IDEA
apni apni aukat pe aa jaengi..!

Santa got confused while filling Aplication form;

Santa got
confused
while filling
Aplication form;
He asked
his father:
MotherTongue
me kya likhu?
Dad just
Replied:
very long
Likh dey.....

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya
Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi
Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai
3rd tym vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:yes
Sardar:us kamini ko bhej yaha,
me rasta bhul gaya hu..

Happy New year: We have come to d last days of d year..

We have come to d last days of d year..
Just felt i should thank everyone who made me smile this year n U r
one of dem..So here's a big THANK U....

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der...

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der se SITI baja raha tha
aap ruki q nhi"? BUDHIYA-"Beta ab meri siti sun kar rukne ki umar hai
kya"??

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi hai? Girl-tere ghar...
boy-mein b aata hun... Girl-aaja besharam, ammi ko bataungi apni behan
ko chedta hai

Naughty sms: Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi Chudel, Prde-k-...

Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi
Chudel, Prde-k-piche sr-kti Lash, In sbki trf dhyan mt dena, Aaram se
sona. Good night :-)

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to achche-achche ke haath me
katora pakada dunga.
Papa:- Well said.! Par wo kaise.?
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Beta:-Gol Gappe bechunga :P

Success and Excuses do not talk to each other...

Success and Excuses do not talk to each other. So if you give Excuses,
forget about Success and If you want Success, forget about
Excuses....hv a gd day ..

Smart qoute: Progress has little to do with the speed but...

Progress has little to do with the speed but much to do with
direction. So always concentrate on your direction, not on the speed.
Good day.

Punjabi sms: Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai

Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai
1 Jisne paida kia
1 Jisne padhaya
1 Sasu Maa
1 Wo jiske bare me mumy kehti h
OYE KANJRA ah RAAT de 2 vaje KEHRI MAA NAL GALLAN MARI JANA

Reply sms : "Cool Question" Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche..

"Cool Question"
Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche to kya bataoge..
1: _______
2: _______
3: _______
Jo dil me ho batao..
Frwd to ur frnds n get rplies

Lovely qoute: “A man sooner or later discovers that he is the...

"A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his
soul, the director of his life."Sep

Qoute on belieaving on your vison: “We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream....

"We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be
weaving, and we all have the power to make wishes come true, as long
as we keep believing."

Nice qoute : “The best and most beautiful things in this...

"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or
even heard, but must be felt with the heart."

Qoute on life: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to

"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be
honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that
you have lived and lived well."

Lovely qoute : “Too often we under estimate the power of a...

"Too often we under estimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind
word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of
caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

Qoute on Attitude: “Our attitude towards what has happened to

"Our attitude towards what has happened to us in life is the important
thing to recognize. Once hopeless, my life is now hope-full, but it
did not happen overnight. The last of human freedoms, to choose one's
attitude in any given set of circumstances, is to choose one's own
way."

Nice qoute: “Since you get more joy out of giving joy to

"Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a
good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give."

Life is a game: Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness,

Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and
finding happiness, appreciating the memories, learning from the past,
and realizing people change

Santa: do you know what is the significance of R on our new indian currency sign?

Santa: do you know what is the significance of R on our new indian
currency sign?

Banta: after thinking for a moment said... No I do not know.

Santa: idiot it is a sign initail of our star rajinikanth.

Christmas! Merry Christmas!!

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of

Christmas! Merry Christmas

Merry christmas : Bells r ringing d wishes of xmas day,

Bells r ringing d wishes of xmas day,
the flying snowflakes send ma most sincere blessings 2 u n ur family..
MERRY XMAS....:-):-)

Facebook and love today: Boy: Do you love me?

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes

(Boy starts running)

Girl: Where are you going?

Boy: Catch'ya later. Gotta update my relationship status on facebook ;-)

Rajnikant and bigboss:Once rajinikant got angry on his friend, and told him not to show his face ever again..

Once rajinikant got angry on his friend, and told him not to show his
face ever again..
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Today that friend is known as Bigg Boss.

Reply sms: Q. ________________?

Q. ________________

is blank me esa sawal likh kr bhejie jo kbi apki himat nai hui mjhse
puchne ki,...
Snd it to ur frndz n see wat they want to ask u.

How do FRENZ help in problems?

How do FRENZ help in problems?
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They give the most stupid suggestion that will make us laugh and
forget d problem-:-)

=*GooD*= *MornInG*

=*GooD*=
*MornInG*
*"Alway$ B Khu$h in Every Lamha of Zindagi"*
*"In Da Khu$hbo of Pyar"*
*"Jo Alwy$ Aap K Around Rahe"*
*"Hv a Achha Achha Day"*

Respect the old when you are young.Help the weak when you are strong

Respect the old when you are young.Help the weak when you are
strong.Forgive the one when one is wrong.because one day in life you
would be old,weak &wrong HAVE A NICE DAY

"With a BAD attitude you can never have a POSITIVE DAY" & "With a POSITIVE attitude...

"With a BAD attitude you can never have a POSITIVE DAY" & "With a
POSITIVE attitude you can never have a BAD DAY"HAVE A NICE DAY

Three Great Philosophy's qoute :

Three Great Philosophy's:
1. Abilty can never remain hidden.
2. No injury is deeper than an insult.
3. Birth of tension is death of talent. GOODMORNING

Flowers blossom in grand style even when

Flowers blossom in grand style even when there is no one to admire its
beauty, so continue your work honestly even when nobody is
watching.HAVE A NICE DAY

Sum people says "Never forget me...."

Sum people says "Never forget me...."

Sum people says "Remember me always..."

But
I love my attitude...

so I say
"FORGET ME IF YOU CAN." gud nyt

Every One who Stays With You All Time

Every One who Stays With You All Time Doesn't Become A Dear One.
But One Who Fills Your Soul With Love & Wipes Your Tears is the Dear
One.GOODMORNING

Everything is "Pre-written" But...

Everything is
"Pre-written"
But
With prayers it can be
"Re-written"
may God fulfil all ur wishes!

Good morning !

BHAGWAN se pyara kisi ka naam nahi hota,Unke simran se bdkar koi kaam nahi hota.

BHAGWAN se pyara kisi ka naam nahi hota,
Unke simran se bdkar koi kaam nahi hota.
Dunia ki mohbbat me hoti hai ruswai,
Par unki mohbbat me koi badnam nahi hota.

Shubh Savera !

Amazing: If u re-arrnge these letters you'll get d following:

Amazing:
If u re-arrnge these letters you'll get d following:
*Dormitory=Dirty-room.
*Astronomer=Moon-starer
*The eyes=They see.
*A Decimal Point=I'm a dot in place.
*Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one.
*Princess Diana=End is a car spin.
*Mother-in-law=Woman-Hitler.
so awesome that cant resist forwarding.

"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"

"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"
ap k khyal me meri d0sti ne apko kya dia?
Khushi, Mohbat, Wqt, Bhrosa, Hosla, Nfrat, Tension, Time Waste, Apnapan.?
rply

Dear Santa claus: All I want for Christmas is ...

Dear Santa claus: All I want for Christmas is the person reading this
to always be in my life... Send this to everyone who matters.:-)

Strength does not come from winning. Your ...

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your
strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender,
that is strength.

Christmas Tree on ur phone.

, * ,
,*@*,
,*@*@*,
"""""I I"""""
I Hope that I'm the 1st person 2 put a Christmas Tree on ur phone.
.. Enjoy d last month of d year.

Biwi-jab tum desi pite ho muje paro kehte ho,

Biwi-jab tum desi pite ho muje paro kehte ho, whisky pike Darling, aur
wine pike jaan, aaj kya piya hai jo bhootni keh rhe ho? pati-aaj main
hosh me hun...

Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di..

Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di.. Kyuki ladki kunwari
thi... Sardar bola jo aaj tak kisi aur k nhi hui wo meri kya hogi..

Girl friend se Pyaar mat krna Qki

Girl friend se Pyaar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah. :-D

We take few seconds to hurt someone, but sometimes we take years to say sorry...

We take few seconds to hurt someone,
but sometimes we take years to say sorry,
so before this year ends, i'm sending
this msg to everyone whom i hav hurt.Sry.

Congrats! our national anthem "Jana Gana mana...."

Congrats! our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana........" is declared as
"THE BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD" by UNESCO...... Kindly frwd this msg.
PROUD 2 b an INDIAN

Tribute to motherhood: HOW TIME CHANGES ?

Gud morning

HOW TIME CHANGES ?

KaL Jab Hum Chote The Aur Koi
Hamari Baat Samajh Nai Pata Tha,
Tab Sirf Ek Hasti Thi Jo Hamare Toote Phoote Alfaaz Bhi Samajh Jaati Thi
Aur Aaj Hum Usi Hasti Ko Ye Kehte Hai Ke:::
(Aap Nahi Jaanti.!!)
(Aap Nahi Samajh Payengi. .!!)
(Aapki Baatein Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aati.!!)
(Ho Gayi Ab Aap Khush.!!)

Respect Dis Honorable Personality B4 The Companionship Ends.

" ITS TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY MOM "

Sakht Raston Me B Aasan Safar Lgta He,
Ye Meri MA Ki Duaon Ka Asr Lagta Hai,

Ek Muddat Se Meri MA Nahi Soi Jab.!
Mene Ek Bar Kaha Tha,
" MAA Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai "

Happy new year: D year's almost endng....D new year's comin up

D year's almost endng

D new year's comin up

&

I wanna change myself 4 d better

Any suggestions u hav Or any changes u want in me??

Be honest...Reply must..

Optimistic approuch:Beautiful tomorrow never comes...

Beautiful tomorrow never comes...
When it comes, it's already TODAY...!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful today...!
Gud mrg :-)

Flirty:Zindgi k 7 hisse hote hai

Zindgi k 7 hisse hote h
1Padhai

2Khel

3Mauj-masti

4Pyar

5

6

7

Kya dhund rahe ho

Payr hone k bad sab hisse

khtm ho jate h..:D
gud mrng have nyc day

Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:

Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:

Your Name?

Patient-Santa.

Nurse-age

S:40,

N:You Married?

Santa-NO NO No !
Car Accident !

Optimistic line : An arrow can be shot higher only by dragging it backwards.

An arrow can be shot higher only by dragging it backwards..
So whenever life pulls u BACK, don't WORRY.
It's going to LEAD you to ULTIMATE VICTORY.

GM Angel.

Truth about life:" Anything is valuable only in 2 situations

" Anything is valuable only in 2 situations ;

1st- Before getting it ......

2nd- After loosing it .........

Gd mrng Dear !

Shayeri sms: Kya fark hota hai khuda or peer me,

Kya fark hota hai khuda or peer me,
Kya fark hota hai kismat or tkdeer me,
Agar kuch chaho or na mile to smjh lena k kuch or achha likha hai tkdeer me.

Good mng Angel !

Great thought: Living with: "TO GET" & "TO GIVE"

Living with:

"TO GET" & "TO GIVE"

Creates too many Problems, But Living with simple Attitude:

"FORGET & FORGIVE"

solves all the Problems.

GOOD NIGHT G !.Living with:

"TO GET" & "TO GIVE"

Creates too many Problems, But Living with simple Attitude:

"FORGET & FORGIVE"

solves all the Problems.

GOOD NIGHT G !.

Priceless qoute : Feel the depth of this sentence

Feel the depth of this sentence ~
"God Does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart...
That is why he made them boneless"GOODMORNING

KUCH LOG HASIN YADO KI TRAH HOTE Hai

KUCH
LOG
HASIN
YADO
KI
TRAH
HOTE
H

JINHE
YAD
KAR K
DIL
KHUSH
HO
JATA
H

OR
JINKO
BHULANA NMUMKIN
H

AAP
UNHI
ME

se

1

ka
msg padh rahe ho.. Gevn;-)

Shayri sms: Bewafa se wafa mat rakna lut jaoge apna..

Bewafa se wafa mat rakna lut jaoge apna darwaja khula mat rakhna,
khwaish h agr jannat ma jane ki maa baap ko apne se juda mat rakhna..
true heats touching line

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any..

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any number
1
2
3
4
5
6
7

Plz Reply
.

mat karna.
Tmhe koi 10 rupay na de, jaan kaun dega...!!

A boy was going with his G.F.

A boy was going with his G.F.

A frend asked: Who is she?

BOY: My cousin.

The frend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.!" gm.

Reply sms: 2010 Is Almost Over, confess 1 thing you

2010 Is Almost Over, confess 1 thing you always wnted to tell me :-)
REPLY MUSTTTT !!

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.
Bahut der ho gai to 3ra Pandit ne pucha kya hua to 1 Pandit Bola..
Jb me Lahsun Pyaz nhi khata to isne mere Chiken me dala kyo..

Sardar in a computer exam was asked. "Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar in a computer exam was asked.
"Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar - It is similar to surf excel to clean computer ...

UNBEATABLE quote: "Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain Because

UNBEATABLE LINES:

"Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart
But
Keep Me In Ur Brain Because
The Bigger Empty Place Gives Much Comfort To Me..."

gdmrng

Reply sms : New Slam book 2011...

Hi...fill dis for me n i promise u.dat i'll keep dis forever in my
cell if you fill it truely.

New Slam book 2011...
Name:
Pet name:
b'day:
Best friend

A very true quot sayinG :" Words don't have the power to huRt you.. Unless,

A very true sayinG :
" Words don't have the power to huRt you..
Unless,
The person who said it means a lot to YOU..... :-)
Gud mrng...

A very Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-

A vry Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-
Excuses r d easiest things to manufacture..

But..

Hardest things to sell..
So,think b4 u refuse
GUDDAY.!.........

Right thought : Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society

Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society.
Remember when d game of CHESS is over, both KING and PAWNS go in same
box.

Have a nice day.

Good mng Dear !

A True Saying-Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST

A True Saying-
Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your
mind when you want to SHARE something to anyone.
Gud mrn'g.

New year 2011: Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue...

Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue Apko dhara 1/1/11 k teht 14 din phle
'Happy New Year'khte hue jindgi Bhr khush rhne Ki sza di jati H.......:-D

Good One liner : Strength grows when we DARE

Strength grows when we DARE,

Unity grows when we CHEER,

Love grows when we SHARE

and

Relationship grows when we Care..!Tckr

Dad n son sms : Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

No money,
No fun,
Your son.

Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad...

Meaning of life in sms: life is short, live it! luv is rare,grab it! anger is bad,dump it! fear is...

life is short, live it! luv is rare,grab it! anger is bad,dump it!
fear is awful,face it! memories r sweet,cherish it! sender is genious,
accept it!

Double meaning sms: Wo maza! Na red label me, Na Taaj me, Na...

Wo maza! Na red label me, Na Taaj me, Na puri duniya k raj me, Na sur
me-na saaz me,
Na kuber k khazane me,
Jo maza hai Subah Uthkar..

... fir sO jaane me :d
G.MRG.

Famous quotes: MOTHER TERESA "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect

MOTHER TERESA ;
"Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person"
But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person..!

Facts of life : Always take extra care of 3 things in life

Always take extra care of 3 things in life-

(1) trust .
(2) promise,
(3) relation.
because they don't make
noise when they break !

Good mng G !

Meaning of life: There r only 4 ways, in which v contact with the world.

There r only 4 ways, in which v contact with the world.

We are evaluated and classified by these 4 contacts:

what v do,

how v look,

what v say,

and how v say it.

Good mng G !

Husband wife sms : Two Most Imp People in our Life

Two Most Imp People in our Life:
1. Mother,2. Wife :-
One brings You into this World Crying: & ; the other Ensures that You
Continue to do So..

Gud night !

"CHEERS".HAVE A NICE DAY sms

Never think hard abt past,
it brngs "Tears" :Dnt think more abt future, it brngs "Fears" Liv dis
moment wth a Smile,it brngs "CHEERS".HAVE A NICE DAY

Lovely sms : "googly woogly woosh.."

Hold ur right cheek wid ur right hand.
And
hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.
U know wat it iz
Mere tarf se,
"googly woogly woosh.."

Friendship sms : "FRIENDS"

Voda"(F)"one
Ai"(R)"tel
A"(I)"rcel
Id"(E)"a
Relia"(N)"ce
In"(D)"icom
B"(S)"nl

Dekha "FRIENDS"
K bina sare network bekar hai.

Luv sms : "Ppl think d worst thing is losing d one u luv in..

"Ppl think d worst thing is losing d one u luv in ur lyf. But d truth
is..The worst thing in lyf is losing urslf in d process of luving sum1
too much"..:

Good morning thought: Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &,

Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &, people can USE it As They
Wish..So,Always Try to stay COOL,
If U Wish to be STRONG.GOODMORNING

Serious thought : "What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday

"What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, And our
present thoughts build our life tomorrow: Our life is the creation of
our mind!GOODMORNING

Morning thought: The SMALLEST good D E E D is better...

The SMALLEST good D E E D is better than the GRANDEST good INTENTION..
SUPRABHAT

Success formula: Think About it.. Its Not a Mistake To Do a Mistake

Think About it.. Its Not a Mistake To Do a Mistake ,But , Its a
Mistake To Repeat a Mistake...Good Morning.HAVE A NICE DAY.. !

Wise thought: Be more concerned about your character than

Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because
your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think
of you.GOODMORNING

Nice thought: The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy...

The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are,But,How
happy others can be because of you'! Gud day & have a nice.

Thought of the day "Good behavior can cover the lack of Good Looks"

Thought of d day "Good behavior can cover the lack of Good Looks.HAVE
A NICE DAY.

Smart thought : A life without an aim is like a Letter without...

A life without an aim is like a Letter without an address. A life with
an aim, but not Followed is like a Letter with address never
posted.GOODMORNING

Wise man lines : Stay Committed To Your Decisions,But Stay Flexible

Stay Committed To Your Decisions,But Stay Flexible In Your
Approach...GOOD MORNING

Happy new year 2011 sms: One Intersting NEWS

One Intersting NEWS
what is This..?
1111

Coming NEW YEAR Date 1-1-11.
I think I am First Person to Inform This News to You.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
1-1-11.

Have a nice day : Always learn compromises...

Always learn compromises...

Because its better to bend slightly, rather 2 break the relation forever !

HAVE A NICE DAY !

Optimistic approuch: The happiest people dont have EVERYTHING in life..

The happiest people dont have EVERYTHING in life They just make
The Best of everything that life brings their way Wishing U A
Happy Life

Nice thought: Very True Thought

Very True Thought:
"Victory is always at our feet.
But the problem is that we are lazy to bend! HAVE A NICE DAY

Lovlely message: Make a friend it is a Gift!

Make a friend it is a Gift!

Have a friend it is a Grace!

Keep a friend it is a Virtue but be a good friend it is an honor !

Good mng G !

Positive attitude: If your eyes are positive you would like all..

If your eyes are positive you would like all the people in the world.GOODMORNING

Motivate life: Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness

Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can, apologize when you should and LET GO of what you
can't change.
This is the perfect way of living life.:-)
Good morning

Optimistic line: Being sad with the right people is better than

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the
wrong ones
And if u r happy with the right people then

Mauja Hi Mauja

Motivational line : Yr life today is d result of ur attitudes & choices in d past Ur life tomorow will b result of ur attitudes & d choices u make today Use ur 2day wisely.HAVE A NICE DAY.

Your life today is d result of ur attitudes & choices in d past
Ur life tomorow will b result of ur attitudes & d choices u make today
Use ur 2day wisely.HAVE A NICE DAY.

Lovely lines : The Stone is Broken by the Last Stroke,That doesn't mean that First Stroke was

The Stone is Broken by the Last Stroke,That doesn't mean that First
Stroke was Useless.Success is the Result of Continuous Daily
Efforts.Hv a joyfull day.GOODMORNING

Optimistic line : The PESSIMIST complains about Wind.

The PESSIMIST complains about
Wind...The OPTIMIST expects it to
Change...The REALIST adjusts the
Sails...SUPRABHAT

Nice lines: Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called

"PART OF LIFE",

But smiling in all those situations is called

"ART OF LIFE"

Good mng dear !

Reply sms: Choose 3 Numbers betweeen 0 to 9

Choose 3
Numbers
betweeen
0 to 9
koi Bhi continue
hone chahiye.
.
.
Example.-123
and i will tell u ki Tum kisse Shadi Karoge.

ANS SAHI DO

Friendship sms: Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx

Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx

But D Real Fact Is Dat
Smtms A Relation Remains 4ever
By Sayng these 2 Words at Right Time.
Gud mrng

Santa banga jokes : Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?

Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?
Banta - Aasman me bhagwan bnata h.
Santa - yar galti ho gye
Banta - kya hua ?
Santa - me to darzi ko de aaya . . . .

Gf bf sms: Whenever an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..

Wenevr an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..
he closes hs eyes,
thinks a lot,listens 2 his heart,
uses hs head and finaly does wat his gf says!!

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

Santa jokes: 1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab

1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab tum kya krte ho?
santa-heater k pass beth jata hu? Man-aur agar fir b thand lage to?
santa-heater on kar deta hu

Santa banta sms:Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili

Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya

coz

1st caler: mera vodafn ka sim block ho gya h
Santa:to pgal Airtel ka le le.

Flirty sms:Crazy fact of today's generation

Crazy fact of today's generation:

Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
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.
.
.

But now they drink like their Fathers :D

Flirty sms:"GIRLS POLICY"

"GIRLS POLICY"-
Proud with innocent BOYS!
Fun with handsome BOYS!
Friendship with good BOYS!
Love with faithful BOYS!
Finally Marriage with Rich Uncles...!!;-)

Gud nite:"G"o to bed

"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day
"T"ak cre!
&
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

DoLLy bindra sms:Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll

Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll,

After mariage beautful doll

After 1year
Nice doll

After 2year
only Doll

after 5year
Dhol

after 10year
DoLLy bindra.

Political humour: Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal.

Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal. Lady-hey, I am sheila dixit chief
minister of delhi... chor-accha, to phir hamare paise nikaal.

Ascai sms: good morning!

. - - .
.' _ _ '.
'. ._, .'
.._"GUDMORNING"_..
To WisH U...
A Sweet Morning WiD happiness.. Have A Lovely 'morning". Dear :-)

Nice sms:Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.

Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.Every problem comes 2
make or break us.Choice is ours Whether we becom Victim or Victorious!
Good Morning

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

Kaun kehta hai ki ISHWAR nazar nahi aata??

Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch naZar nahi aata..

Gdmrn,tc!

Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....

Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!

Sweetest expression of Love

Sweetest expression of Love
A girl askd a boy
Is there any festival which can be celebrated everyday?
Boy replied
Wait till u fall in love with me...!!

Flirty sms : Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai

Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai.
Ladkiyo se batein hme pasand nai..
Ye to dosto ki zid h 'BHABHI' chahiye..
Warna hme girlfriend banani pasand nai..GN SD

Love sms : A Touching lines said by a true lover

A Touching lines said by a true lover :

"I will go out of your life, if u can promise me that somebody will
love u more than me" .

Double meaning sms : Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

jo Mili wo jami nhi

Jo jami uske sath mza aya nhi

Jiske sath mza aya

wo hamesha k liye rhi nhi

Naukri chiz hi aisi hai...

School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

Gay sms:Definition of gay...

Definition of gay...
.
.
Another useless effort by man 2 prove he can do everything widout women ;-)

Masti sms:Only4 Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H

Only4 Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H
Koi 1Select Kare
A
B
S
N
E
F
T
Y
R
K
Reply itz true by german astrology.

Flooding sms:Msg free ho to Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.

Msg free ho to
Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.

"I LOVE GOD"

.

After 10 minute ur love will call(or)msg u..

Love sms:Boy:I LOVE U

Boy:I LOVE U

Girl:I Hav a Boyfriend

Boy:Look.

A goalpost always has a goalkeeper bt dat dosnt mean U cant score GOALs!

Attitude matters

Nice sms:-Sea is common for all,

Sea is common for all,
Bt some take pearls,
some take fishes &
some come out with jst wet legs.Wrld is common 2all
Bt we gt what we try4. Gudhelo:)

Asscai sms: good morning!!

////// Here"
I"""""l") Fresh
L___I" Nescafe ##### COFFEE specialy made 4U. Sorry I didn't add
sugar bcz ur already so sweet...... GOOD MORNING'.

The best thing in life is finding someone who

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all ur mistakes
and weaknesses and still thinks...

U r completely amazing...!

Boy: i can do anythng 4u

Boy: i cn do anythng 4u.
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

Political humour:Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya "Vichar"khilaya

Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya
"Vichar"khilaya "Achar"to ho gya "Chamatkar" aaj sardar chalata hai
INDIA KI "SARKAR".. :-)

Informative sms:"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Meaningful sms:insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

1.wo jo mushkil halat me sath de

2.wo jo mushkil halat me sath chod de.

Reply sms:According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u

According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u hav ever met till now.
Rply soon...
M wtng 4 a true answr.....

Reply sms:Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti hai

Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti h
or
ladka khata b h or pahnta b h
challenge 4 u.... Agr right ans de diya then i will salute your mind. . .

Reply sms:It's A Game...

It's A Game...

ye Msg Apne10 frnd ko bhejo Agr10Me Se5 k Ans1jese Hue To Samajh Lena
k Apse koi Bht Zyda pyar krta H.
Q-mujpe konsa color acha lagega?
Plz rply

What is 1+4+3 ?

What is 1+4+3 ?

I+Love+U

No

I+Like+U

No

I+Miss+U

No

I+Kiss+U

No

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3 = 8

MATHS pe Dhyaan do..

ROMANCE pe nahi. ;-)

Gm sms:Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya

Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya rang chhaya hai. Khamosh
Q ho ab to muskurao. Aapko Good Morning kehne mera SMS aaya hai..! GM
Have a gud day

Good morning:Open ur noni noni eyes ! So the Sun can rise,

Open ur noni noni eyes ! So the Sun can rise, Flowers can Blossom,
Birds can sing Bcoz all r waiting to see ur Sweet-sweet S+M+I+L+E. Gd
mrng :-)

Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya rang chhaya hai. Khamosh
Q ho ab to muskurao. Aapko Good Morning kehne mera SMS aaya hai..! GM
Have a gud day

Arz Kia He
"SmS"
Dosto Ko Itne Kiye K
Jeet Gaye SmS Ki Race
.

.

"MOBILE" Bhi Unke
Chikh Chikh Kar Kehne Lage?

Love sms:It hurts when u break

It hrts whn u brk up wid sm1 it hrts mor whn sm1 brks up wid u bt it
hrts d mst whn d prsn u lov dsn't care of being lvd by u.

ASCAII sms:

44 44
44 44
444444
44
44
Magic sms.
Ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi
hoga.Try it.:I m also shockd

Reply sms:Tell me any planet name,

Tell me any planet name,
I' ll tell ur life partner's character..
Reply to know the answer. Its
Quite interesting...

Ascaii sms:Come on bull go

(__),,=.____
"\,/" :. : :.)\
_!,!,!"""!,!,!"_,_

Come on bull go

Mere apno
k pas jana
Or
Jor se
ek
Laat mar kar kehna.
Ki
Humne yad kiya h.
Gd nt

Flirty sms:i LOVE YOU"

" I
LOVE
YOU"

Ya sms 10 "GIRLS" ko bhajo aur jeeto
Apna nazdike "POLICE" station jane ka mauka.
Sath me rehna khana aur body masaj ekdam MUFT

Love sms:"The love which you go in search of,

"The love which you go in search of,
may expect a lot of thingz from you.
But the love that comez your way,
expectz nothing more than you...!!!!
.....!!!! :-)

MeaNiNgful Quote:"We Never pay atteNtioN to a part of body till

Very Cute But MeaNiNgful Quote:

"We Never pay atteNtioN to a part of body till it paiNs."

"DoNt let it happeN iN relatioNship.,"

Funny sms:IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS

IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS
.
BRAHMA-System instaler
.
VISNU-System suporter
.
SHIV-System Programer
.
NARAD-Data transfer
.
YAM-Deleter
.
APSRA-Virus..

Friendship sms:Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..

Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..

But Whn u Lose

Only True Frnds Hold ur Hand & Say:

"Tu saale Hamesha Zaleel hi Karwaya Kar" ;-)

Sardar sms:1 Man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

1 Man jumpd in2
sea n nvr came out

Next Day-2nd man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

Santa aftr watching diz concluded:

"MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER!!":-D gud 9t

Rajnikanth joke:once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as

Dis is d best...
.
.
once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as
.
.
.
.
"BOBBY DARLING"

Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

Raahon me khade intezaar kiya tha

Bhool unki nhi, bhool hmari thi..

...kyunki unhone hum se nhi, humne unse pyar kiya tha....

Shayeri sms:Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nhi hota,har dil

Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nhi hota,har dil mohabat ke kabil nhi
hota,rota wo bhi hai jo duba ishq mein or rota wo bhi hai jise ishq
hasil nahi hota..

"In the game of Life,it's not important 2 hold

"In the game of Life,it's not important 2 hold all d GOOD relations,
But it's more important how GOOD u behave with the relations which u
HOLD...
Gd mrng

Reply sms:Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]

Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]
Selfish:
Crazy:
Sincere:
Rude:
Caring:
Cool:
Talkative:
Smart:
Loving:
Sweet:
Cute:
U like me :

Question:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai Ans:

Q: College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai
Ans:4,
.
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.
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.
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi.. :-)

A sweet thought: ''Never get tired of doing little things 4

A sweet thought:
''Never get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons" Bcoz,
Sometimes Those little things occupy d biggest part In their Hearts.''

Naughty sms:sheela ki jawani

Message of the WeeK :
Dad (caught his s0n watching 'Shiela ki jawani s0ng')- "Padh le beta!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan rahegi !!":p

Never assure urslf dat sry is enough 2 ma

Never assure urslf dat sry is enough 2 make sum1 cum back to u..cos
wen pain strikes d heart,reltnshps fades away no matter,How gr8 it
was.!:-)gudnyt tc

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.
Lotrywala-apko tax kaat k 1.75 cror milega.
srdar-ye galat baat hai,mennu pure 2 cror do,nai to mere 100Rs. Wapas karo..:-D

Naughty sms:Physics would have been much easier

Physics would have been much easier
.
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.
.
if
.
.
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.
if
.
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if
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"tree" had fallen on newton's head instead of apple. . .;-).. Tc

Dream sms:There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM &

There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM & AIM.Dream requires Effortless
SLEEP whereas Aim requiresSLEEPLESS Efforts.So Sleep 4 Dreams & Wake
Up 4 ur AIM. Gdmrng

Awesome & fabulous sayng-

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Flirty sms: Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.

Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.
.

.

.

.

.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula leti he.;-)

PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)

Cool sms:Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...

Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...

1. Ambulance
2. mobile
3. xerox
4. tube light
5. sim

it's challenge 4U

Inspiration sms:6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.

1-Sorry-Galti Ko.

2-Dukh-Zindagi Ko.

3-Gussa-Rishte Ko.

4-Khushi-Dukh Ko.

5-Saath-Gam Ko.

6-dhokha-Dosti or PYR KO.

Love n friend sms:2 things nevr defined in whole life

2 things nevr defined in whole life,
1-is LOVE
bcoz u nevr know who LOVES u how much.
&
2-FRIEND
bcoz u nevr know how deeply they CARE About You.. Gn sd tc all

Love sms:Lovely relations are like a ring..

Lovely relations are like a ring..
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly..If we remove it, it
will surely make us to feel its absence!

Funny sms:Best lines i have ever come across:-

Best lines i have ever come across:-
I have learnt to give "love n care".
Not bcoz i hv 2 much..

Bt bcoz " I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT HAVING THEM..."
:-):-)
gm

Informative :-I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope

I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope dat 1 day wen u hear
my name u would just smile & say

"Tha to Pagal..but I miss
him yaar"
:-):-P;-)

Dekhte hain aaj uss raah ki veeraniya,yaron

Dekhte hain aaj uss raah ki veeraniya,yaron ke saath jaha suni thi
kahaniya,guzra vo daur,bichhad gaye sab dost,saath reh gayi bas un
lamhon ki nishaniya.

Galileo used lamp 2study.Grahmbel used

Galileo usEd lamp 2study.Grahmbel used candle 2study.Sakspear used
street lyt 2study.Moral: sb hmari tarh din me awaragardi krte the aur
raat me nautanki..

GOD in DABANG style:

GOD in DABANG style:
hum tumhare yaha aisa atmosphere karenge, ki tum confu"g" ho jaoge ki
raincoat pehne ya sweater. . .
happy winsoon .. Hv a gud day ..

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..? G-"Tameez se baat karo"!

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..?
G-"Tameez se baat karo"!
B- My dear wid due respect i wud lyk 2 say that Fone Numbr Deve h k na..?:-P:-D

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..Sardar: Kya? Sir Aap Bhi Bahut
Mazaak Krte Ho Meri Kidney Kabhi SchooL Hi Nahi Gayi,To Phir Fail
Kaise Hogi.....

Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,

Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,

kyunki Aaj raat chand bilkul Makka-E-Sharif k upar Ayega.

PLz frwd 2All your friend

A very true thought

A very true thought:

"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.

My bed falls in luv wth me"

n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?;-) gn

A cute WARNING - ''Don't try 2 understand me.

A cute WARNING -

''Don't try 2 understand me.
If u do,
then either u'll go mad,
or
u'll start
loving me................."

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h, Daulat...

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h,
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate h,
Bade ajib h duniya wale b,
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate h....:-D

"As promised to Obama, India has now started..

"As promised to Obama, India has now started providing Jobs to Jobless
Americans.... Pamela Anderson is the first Recruit.."

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti...

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti, Har dhadkan roti hai par palak
nhi roti, Mohbaat naam hai khuda ki bandgi ka. Jo sharto pe mile wo
mohbaat nhi hoti

Funny-sms Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis undrsta

Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis
undrstanding. I may b wrng sumtime sumwhere, but not evrytime
evrywhere.
Gd nyt..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Class Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................

Girlfriend demand 4 ice cream..

Girlfrnd demand 4 ice cream..
Santa purchased it..
Girl: Thank u..:-)
Santa: Only thank u..
Girl: U want kiss.??
Santa: Chupp kar bhukhi,
Aadhi Ice-cream de.:-D

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"..

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"...
But,,,
"Love is the Permanent Attraction"...
Just a Game of Words,,But Makes Lot of Difference in Life... :-)

Locks are never manufactured without a key....

Locks are never manufactured without a key.... Similarly GOD never
gives problems without solutions... only we need 2 have courage to
unlock them....

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??
?
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Thnk
?
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?
Socho socho
?
?
?
?
?
DHONI vahan bhi hai...dhoni yahan bhi hai... hahahaha...

Pura padna aur Pappu mat banana

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife 
Non-happening thi jo uski life 
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram 
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool 
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul 
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline 
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best 
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest 
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami 
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal 
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal 
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha 
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya 
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya 
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?" 
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga" 
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga" 
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat" 
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas " 

"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai" 
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai" 
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga" 
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai... Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..?

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai...
Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..
Grl: Janu Ye Shagun-Apshagun Sochne ka waqt nahi hai..Zaldi koodo...
Gdmrng

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend...

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend nhi aati? kisi kaam me
dil bhi nhi lagta? To samajh lo ke Vitamin 'SHE' k kami hai?

FACT OF FEELING!

FACT OF FEELING!

No Matter How Mch U Flirt In d entire day,

At Night wenevr u sleep,

U'll Always End Up Dreamin

About The One U Truly Love..!
Gn

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

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I'll tell u later
Right nw m busy..;-)gd nyt :-B)

Uttho..! Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?

Uttho..!
Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?
Jab Dekho Sote Rehte Ho,
Sari Umar So-So Ke Bitani Hai Kya?
Ab Utth Jao Aur Reply Mat Karna
I AM SLEEPING
Ok

Recommended dosage of Viagra:

Recommended dosage of
Viagra:

New g/f: no need!

Old g/f: half tablet!

Mistress: 1 Tablet!

Wife: 2 tabs+blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission+aspirin!!!

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had some stomach problem....

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had
some stomach problem....

...... today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.:-D

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -
Good morning india

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started Welcome...

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning Have A Nice Day.
*Good Morning*

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you ...

One tree can start a forest, one smile can
start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make
life worth living

You should not live one way in private,

You should not live one way in private, another in public. -
Good morning india

Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.

Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to
live, as well as to think. -
Good morning india

Finish the sentence "I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT......................." Send it ur friends n see

Finish the sentence "I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT......................." Send it ur friends n see the unexpected
answers.reply me 1st

If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u call her in 1 word?

If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u
call her in 1 word? Think little harder One last time
"MOTIVATING

Dedicated to all my friends.!!

Dedicated to all my friends.!!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...
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Hum dil pe patthar rakh ke Tumhe Goli maar denge..

Money cant buy happiness.....

Money cant buy happiness.....

But smhow tis more comfortable to cry in a BMW rather than on a
footpath...... :)

*Diffrent style of gud night*

*Dfrnt styls of gud 9t*
Frnd- gd nt yar,
Lover- gd nt janu,
Dad- gd nt son
But
Mom- So ja kanjra, phone wali maa naal gallan swere kar li.

"COMMITTMENT" does not means sticking to a person when u dont have

"COMMITTMENT"
does not means sticking
to a person when
u dont have
any option,
Bt
it means maintaining a relation with
someone even when u
have lotz of option!!

"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner will lose the thrill of his victory"...

"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner will lose the
thrill of his victory" Thats the power of Smile!!
Keep smiling..:-)
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Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
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Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
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Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha...

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

"ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Sardar- vardar nai hota"

Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand next....

Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand nxt to d person who made
ur lyf worth living.. The bar tender was almost crushed to death.

V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2

V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2 appear in front of us.But
wat we 4get is that,paths r made by walkng,not by Waiting....ee ;)

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya...

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
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People:bahut accha ho gaya.
Sardar:haan ji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab chhav me
tair k krenge

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena..

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena...
Restaurant wala-kya?? Another boy-arey ye momos maang raha hai...

How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world"...

How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world" Bcoz it
increases d minutes when we r Waiting & Decreases d hrs when we r
Enjoying.....

Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-

Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-
"Mat nikalo mera Janaza Us Bewafa ki Gali se warna uska Baap kahega
Sasura Marte-Marte bhi 1 chakkar laga gaya". Hahaha

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''

Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''

Be happy today,

Be happy today,

just enjoy today,

freak out today,

live freely today,

have fun today,

because u neva knows!!!

You might get married TOMORROW.. :-D.. ;-)

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u...

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u r d first one in
his/her life or not. The only thing that matters is you must be the
last.....

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....

Nice Lines By my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But ...

Nice Lines By
my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But U Die With Ur Name. So
See That Name Must Not b A Word, It Must b A History"

Teacher-home work kita?

Teacher-hom wrk kita?

Santa-hanji..

Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali

Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali

Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?

Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D

Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It

Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It does not show everything
at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe and
sure....

Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.

Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.
Saas-koi baat nhi itna to hr pati patni k bich hota hi h.
Bahu-ji wo sb to thik h par ab laash ka kya karun? :-D

People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz...

People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz anything written on stone
will stay forever, so people who are in my heart will remain there
forever....

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.
Sardar:I ws ironing clothes.D fone rang.I accidntly pickd up d iron
instd of fone!
Dr:And d othr ear?
S:D bastard calld again!

Laxmi G se ULLU ruth K bola-

Laxmi G se ULLU ruth
K bola-
Sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi G-abse har sal meri puja se 9 din purv ullu puje jayege!
Or
tbse bna.

KARVACHAUTH!

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi?

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi? Naukar-bahar to andhera
hai, santa-to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor....

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi...

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi.
Banta: bhai ab kya karoge?
Santa: karna kya hai, gari khud chalaunga!

Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not ...

Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not sleep, it gives books but
not mind, it gives luxuries but not happiness so transfer it to my
account....

Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk ...

Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk pizza hot n spicy but
husband is lyk daliya no other option but gud for health.

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya 'SAAWAN KO
AANE DO' peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha 'AAYA
SAAWAN JHOOM KE'.

Best lines of lyf.....

Best lines of lyf.....
"it is nt imp 2 go 2 heaven after we leave,
but it is imp 2 create heaven b4 we leave...."
gd evng.

Baap ne bete ki talashi li

Baap ne bete ki talashi li
Cigrate
Daru ki botal
Ladkiyo k no.
Sab nikle
Baap Ne bahut mara:
kub se Chal rha hai ye sab?
Beta Rote hue:
Papa ye apki jacket hai.

॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.

॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ
को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.

Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in

Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in LOVE, tied with CARE n
sent with a PRAYER to keep U & Ur Family JOYFUL PROSPERUS & HAPPY
HAPPY DIWALI

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high, U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when evrything has a

There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when
evrything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheers, dats why,
this special greetings come ur way to wish u al lifes best on DIWALI..

Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy

Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the bliss of the
brightest of lights...happy deepawali tö u and ur family.

May God bless u with best of health,power,

May God bless u with best of health,power, prosperity & sucess that u
are always in a position to help any one in need and have blessing and
good wishes from every one- Happy Diwali

We live in cruel world?

We live in cruel world?

Where,

Poor peoples walk miles and miles to earn food.

&

Rich peoples walk miles and miles to digest food !

Gud night !

Agar Columbus married hota to kabhi America discover na kar paata,

Agar Columbus married hota to kabhi America discover na kar paata,
kyun ki Uss se kissi ne nahi puchha,
1-Kahan ja rahe ho ?
2-kyun ?
3-kis ke saath ?
4-mai bhi chalungi ?
5-wapis kab aaoge ?
6-Ghar reh ke hi discover kar lo
7-meri maa ko hi le jao
8-mere liye kya laoge ?
9-pahunch ke fone zaroor karna
10-Wapsi mein sabzi lete aana !!

Lovely Message: A soldier fights not because he HATES the one in front of him..

Lovely Message:
A soldier fights not because he HATES the one in front of him..
But because he LOVES the people behind him !!!GOODMORNING

Tum dosti ka wo DAG ho. jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.

Tum dosti ka wo DAG ho.
jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.

RIN se saaf nahi kar sakte.

SURF EXEL se mita nahi sakte.

Kyuki.........

"kuch DAG" achhe hote he...

A man goes into a bank & robs money. He turns 2 a customer:

A man goes into a bank & robs money.
He turns 2 a customer:
"Did u see me rob dis bank?"
"Yes sir, I did." The robber den shot him dead.
He den turns to a couple & asks the man, "Did u c me rob dis bank?"
"No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Moral -Wen Opportunity knocks, MAKE D BEST USE OF IT ;-)

Wish you and your family a very bright and happy Diwal

Wish you and your family a very bright and happy Diwali, may this
bring more health, wealth and prosperity to you and family -

Palak Paneer
Ingredients
Spinach - 500 gms
Onions - 5 medium sized
Garlic - 2-3 flakes
Cooking oil - 6-7 tbsps(butter as per choice)
Cummin seeds - 1 tbsp
Paneer - 150-200 gms
Salt to taste
Garam Masala, Geera Powder, Chilli Powder, vinegar
Method
1.Cook the spinach in water.
2.Drain the water and then make puree of the spinach leaves.
3.Cut 4 of the onions finely and saute them till transparent.
4.Grind the other onion and the garlic flakes to a fine paste.
5.Add this paste to the sauted onions. Also add the puree and the spice
powders. Add some water if necessary.
6.Let boil for a minute or two.
7.Cut the paneer to cubes of desired size (preferably not too small). Fry
this in oil till golden brown,
8.Add this paneer to the prepared palak.
9.Serve hot with rice or rotis

Sri sri: Always remember two things.. Don’t take any decisions when you are Angry

Always remember two things.. Don’t take any decisions when you are Angry. Don’t make any promises when you are Happy. Remember these… for rest of your lives.

You will not walk the same road twice. Your steps can’t be retraced.

You will not walk the same road twice. Your steps can’t be retraced. Tomorrow you will head for some other place… But while you are on this road today, take your chance and work it out. You won’t pass this way again; So make the most out of it today!

Don't stop yourself from doing a deed just cause it's small or only cause just one or few individuals will benefit from it.

Don't stop yourself from doing a deed just cause it's small or only cause just one or few individuals will benefit from it. Just remember, no matter how small the deed; it really does makes a difference. Make a difference today.

HEART TOUCHING STORY....

HEART TOUCHING STORY
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Jab maine daru pehli baar pi

Mein apni nazaro mein gir gaya
aur

maine daru chhodne ka faisla kiya

Par

fir

jab
maine

un tamam

daru factory ke
majdoor,
unke biwi bachon ke baare mein socha to meri aankh bhar aayi aur usi
pal faisla kiya ki abhi se
I will drink regularly

Apne liye toh sab jeete hai..kabhi doosro ke liye bi jee kar dekho yaar.

"Daru premi samajsevi bhaiyo ki taraf se janhit me jari".

Husband: tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai.._

Wife: kya_?

Husband: mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi.._

Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing....

Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts

Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words

Wife strts her 30000.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman ...

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts

Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words

Wife strts her 30000.

Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai

Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai ki aaj ke din Sadbhavna aur
Dheeraj se kaam le. Bhukhi Sherni Khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai.:-)
"HAPPY KARVACHOUTH"

Best Msg from Forest Dept

Best Msg from Forest Dept
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Pedo se bhi utna pyar karo jitna pedo ke neeche karte ho

Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?

MADRASI SPECIAL

Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?
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TOURISTS! ;-)

BEST PJ EVER 2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the...

BEST PJ EVER
2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the... Pehla
cockroach: "Kya 'Baygon' se...?" Dusra: "Nahi re 'Paragon se'..!

Sri sri: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred
days of sorrow. -
Good morning india

Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet..

Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet... Bcz by being
frank in life, we may get lot of true enemies but surely not untrue
friends...

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?

KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE, JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE,
JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......and reply me. I will
send U the answer.

Plz msg me only between these timings:

Plz msg me only between these timings:
6am-11:59am
12pm-3:59pm
4pm-7:59pm
8pm-5:59am

Remaining time I was büsy.So plz Cooperate..!!

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta hai?

Celebrat FACE DAY..

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta h?

Romantic
Angry
Cute
Bore
Shy
Happy
Lovely
Sad
Sexy
Flirty
Innocent
Naughty..

REpLy mUsT.....

Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf...!Don't love

Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a
great deal to love a leaf...!
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

Santa- Aaj breakfast me kya khaya?
Banta- Sandwich.
Santa- lier, u might had a radish chapatis?
Banta- How do u know?
Santa- Lips Can Lie but Hips Don't Lie.

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and doesnt end in evening..

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and
doesnt end in evening.. It starts wen u dont need it and ends wen u
need it most...

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him. Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him.
Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people? son-kill the extra
man.... So simple

Do not count wat u hav lost. Just c wat u hv now, bcz past nvr cums
back but sumtimes future can give u back ur lost things.....

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena. 3 din baad
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"

To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart.

To,
The Khas Frnd,
In My Heart.

Sub-i miss u lot.

oye,
I beg 2say tht,I m alone just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me
so dat I Can get a hichki..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every ..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every evil out of ur life and
bring light of prosperity, truth and joy to ur life!
Wish you Happy Dussehra.

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

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DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad kia Karungi..

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad
kia Karungi
Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Kar lena k Kamine ne Ring Nahi di.

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na.?

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na..Darasal "james hawk"ne aj k
din pressure cookr k dhakkan ka aviskar kiya tha.Socha sare dhakkano
ko wish kr du..

Apple= Vitamins Vitamins=Power Power=Work

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha Apple..

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h? Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h?
Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.
Doctor-dawai khali thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor-I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa-Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor-Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor-Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa-Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha.

Patient- Muje bemari hai. khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.

Patient- Muje bemari hai.
khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.
Sone k bad Nind nahi aati.
Kam karu to thak jata hun.
Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup me betho Thik ho jaoge.

If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will say-dushashan,...

If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will
say-dushashan,pehna do bhabhi ko sari,hm bhi dekhe ye vastron me kaisi
lgti hai..

Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,

Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,
Kyuki ap kisi ko apna TIME dete ho to ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal
dete ho jo kabi vapis nahi aata.

Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega

Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega. Pyar se padha jayega
ya yuhi mita diya jayega. Agar gaya kisi sachhe sathi k pas to 1pyara
sa sms zarur ayega.

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. - Good morning india

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. -
Good morning india

If you don't risk anything you risk even more. -
Good morning india

Ye message 46 din baad padhna...

Ye message 46 din baad padhna

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Bolana

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Abhi nahi padhna

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Nahi manoge

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Tho ye padho
"HAPPY"
"DIPAWALI"
Sabse pahele "WISH" kiya na..

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real..

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india

If you have a good friend, you don't need a mirror.
Good morning india

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its...

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."
Good morning india

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india

LADKI ne Ghar chhoda, Sasural mila...

LADKI ne
Ghar chhoda,
Sasural mila.

Bhai chhoda,
Dever mila.

Behan chhodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chhode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Chhoda
JO PATI mila..
reply must.

wen sum1 is so sweet to u, dont expect that ..

wen sum1 is so sweet to u, dont expect that they will be like that all
the time... bcz even the sweetest choclate also expires...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur jor jor se hans raha tha...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur Jor Jor Se Hans Raha Tha,
Kisine Pucha Kyun Hans Rahe Ho? Srdr: Accha Hua Retrn Ticket Nahi Liya

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?

Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu.

Boy:-To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahaa???.......

Boy: polio Ki dawai pine..!

A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.

A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.

Santa: R u mad?

Banta: 1 Baar Pata Chal Jaye Is haramkhor kuttey Ka Muh Kidhar Hai
Phir Iski ma behen ek kerunga.:D

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...

Teacher:Konsa Prinda sbse Tez udta h?
Boy:Hathi
T:Nlayak,tere bap kya krta hai?
B:mumbai ke don hai
T:Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive!

Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive! Girl: Pehle kyun nahi
bataya? Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break nahi lag rahe..

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya

Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya. Dost ne itni badi
family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aaye. Ramu: Nahi uska exam
hai..

Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?

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Kheto me pagal...
aapka Ulta dimag hamesha ulta hi sochega

Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di

    Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me
chalang laga di

Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..

For all my married friends:: D

    For all my married friends::
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega?

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega? santa-mere saare frnds ka
account h main b khulwaunga.a. papa-very gud..kaha pe? santa-theke
par...

   

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola,
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.
   

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!

If hardwork is the key to success then donkey would have been the king
of animals!

This message is dedicated to all my hardworking friends.

Have a nice weekend...

Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple khane.

Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple
khane. Bandar-ye to aam ka ped h, chuhiya-saale tu zyada chaudhary mat
ban apple sath layi hu

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai, Maa..

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai,
Maa-beti shadi mai jhagde hote rehte hai, beti- wo to theek hai par ab
laash ka kya karu??

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Saab: Kahan h tera pariwar?

Bhikhari: Samne PVR me dabang dekh raha h.

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If boy vomits-kamine kaha pikar aya hai?

Moral: no matter whoever vomits
boys r always kamine...

Santa Calld FM Radio:I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,Credit Card

Santa Calld FM Radio:
I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,
Credit Card
&
ID Card of Mr.Sharma
Joky:So U want t retrn it?
Santa:Na oye! :p
I want 2 Dedicte Him a Sad Song.!!:D

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Employee (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir.!!

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.:-)

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,..

Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,
Koi kehta tha mayawati ki sarkar
koi kehta tha pawar ki sarkar
Par sach to ye hai

Sub ki maar gaya sardar..!!!

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac

Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac..He turnd d
previous pg & saw dat smbdy hd wrtn Cancer, so he wrote KIDNEY
FAILURE!!!:-D;-)

Q- What is the definition of a woman?

Q- What is the definition of a woman?
Ans- Someone who talks for hours while standing at the door,but wont
sit.because she is geting late.

;-) :-D

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?

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Akhir mein bola -

Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai k aap yaha mere sath ho ?

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Railway Toilet mein likha tha: "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Railway Toilet mein likha tha:
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"

Sharma ji ne niche likh ke aaya:
"Bas dho k jaa hi raha hu..!!"

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.

Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.
Wah wah..

Arey aage kya hua?

Hona kya tha?

Dhoop nikli aur sookh gaye hum...

Santa Banta's plane catches fire. Only 2 parachutes.

Santa Banta's plane catches fire.
Only 2 parachutes.
Santa Banta take 1 each.
Banta: What about air hostess?
Santa: Fuck her!
Banta: Sachi das, enna time hai?

Delhi traffic update

Traffic movement has been restricted on Shaheed Bhagat Singh Marg due
to road carpeting work.

Before mariage Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day

Before mariage
Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Grl-Do u wnt me 2 leave?
B-NO,dont even think abt it
G-do u luv me?
B-of course
G-Will u ever cheat me?
B-never in my lyf
G-Will u kis me?
B-Every chance I get
G-Wil u hit me?
B-R u crazy
G-CAN I TRUST U?
B-YES
G-SWT HEART
AFTER MARRIAGE
ab niche se uper padho...? :D

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

GOLU - P.H.D.

Tchr - kya matlab ?

GOLU - Pajama Holding device.

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,Doctor sahab to Dharti pe reh gaye,
Mai to CHITRAGUPT hu.."

This pj might damage your senses to think.. :D

This pj might damage your senses to think..

What would you get if a cow dances?
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Guidance:-)...:-D

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical and
a Good Cook. But the law allows only ONE!!!

A guy walks into the bar. Guy: 6 double vodka.

A guy walks into the bar.
Guy: 6 double vodka.
Bartender: Wow!U must hv had 1 hell of a day!!
Guy:Yes..I jst found out dat my eldr brothr is gay.:-D
D nxt day d same guy walks into the bar.
Guy:6 double vodka.
Bartndr:Wat's d prblm today?
Guy:I've just found out dat my youngr brothr is gay 2!:-D
On d 3rd day d guy came to d bar n ordrs another 6 double vodka.
Bartender:Jeese! Doesn't nybody in ur family lyk women?
Guy:Yeah.
My WIFE !!:-

Delhi traffic update sept 12 2010

Traffic movement is slow on these roads due water logging:- Rama Road
Najafgarh, Moti Nagar, Jakhira, New rohtak road, Kamal T-point to
Karolbagh due to heavy water logging.

Tarffic movement is slow at Dhaula Kuan towards Maya Puri Ring Road
due to heavy water logging.

Traffic movement is slow at Chatta Rail under railway bridge near red
fort, Mori Gate towards Tis Hazari, Hanuman setu under flyover, Monkey
Bridge towards Rajghat due to water logging.

Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi

Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi theek nhi. Snta: kyo?
Bnta: Mai aj bank gya c, eh counter te bethi c. Agge name plate te
likhya c " CHALU KHAta..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte,Jinki
SANSE Chalti Ho AAPKE KHooN se. ALLOUT Jalakar Unhe Bhagaya Nahi
Karte. :D

Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga

Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga
Banta: Meri b leja,Use b gira dena
Santa:Thik h,Agr tu bura na mane to use vapsi me gira du;-)

Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don’t live because you are born!....

Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don't live because you are born! Don't go the way life takes you… Take life the way you go!!

Santa kafi tym baad pind gaya, Pind di jamin to miti fad k te sung k bolea,'Pind di miti di ..

Santa kafi tym baad pind gaya, Pind di jamin to miti fad k te sung k
bolea,'Pind di miti di khushbu hi vakhri aa'.Banta:Kanjra dhyan nal
vekh eh sukhi SHIT aa..

$ This puzzl joke can evn dmge ur nervous system:D

$ This puzzl joke can evn dmge ur nervous system

Who is the leadr of ducks?

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Ans. Frog

Y?

Bcoz Frog is

'Mainduck'$

Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.......

Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.

Cream biscuits main cream hota h

par

Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.Gn:-) Tink tink tiding;-)

Sri Sri: Everywhere you see in this creation, there is divine love.

Sri Sri: Everywhere you see in this creation, there is divine love.
Love is the highest, the greatest and the simplest force.

Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..

Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..

Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..

Kuch hum khud barbaad hue.Kuch ITM ki meharbani hai......

"Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures....

"Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and
our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the
time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our
parents are losing it."
Good morning india

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d...

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng

Friend.! Who are they ?

Friend.!
Who are they ?
The one who holds ur hand in a crowd, which is against u.
"Tu tension mat le,
Hm sambhal lenge sab"
The one who tap ur back, when u r wrong.
"I knw it,aise ghaple bas tu hi kar sakta hai"
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The one who do evrything for u, but then refuses to take thanks.
"Ab ye formality ka natak mat kar"
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The one who msg u, saying
"abey rply to kar
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The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf/hrslf start crying.
"Aankh me bhi abhi he kachra girna tha, aur tu band kr ab apna ye radio"

Send dis to all ur friends,even to those who are not in touch or who r
far away from u,like i did..
:-)

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Santa replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is..

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Santa replies : That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my
neighborhood, they say I'm responsible!
So be responsible !!!
Good morning naughty Sunday !

Sri Sri: Wisdom and truth bring faith, not belief. When you...

Sri Sri: Wisdom and truth bring faith, not belief. When you know
something, you have faith. When you don't know, you start believing.

Murli Manohar,Brij ki dharohar,Wo Nandlala Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr sab dukh harne wala hai...

Murli Manohar,Brij ki dharohar,Wo Nandlala Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr
sab dukh harne wala hai,Sab milkar machaye dhum ki Krishna aane wala
hai..Happy janmastmi

A drink decreases 5min of life and a smile increases 10 min of life..Moral

A drink decreases 5min of life and a smile increases 10 min of
life..Moral from this."Ek hansta hua sharabi kabhi nahi marta" So
Cheers :-D

Sri Sri: Weigh your words before you speak them out. They are the pearls...

Sri Sri: Weigh your words before you speak them out. They are the
pearls of your life. Don't throw them; don't lose them for nothing.

Media ask to Abhisek- What is diffrnce betwen new n old umraojaan?

Media ask to Abhisek-
What is diffrnce betwen new n old umraojaan?
Abhi:-Not a big diffrenc,Nayi se apni setting or purani se papa ki.

Arz hai..Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti gaur farmaiyega Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti..

Arz hai..Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti
gaur farmaiyega
Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti
woh bhi ek zariaya hai

Aabru chupane ka

Sri Sri: The moment you sing in gratitude, in glory of the divine, it immediately dawns in..

Sri Sri: The moment you sing in gratitude, in glory of the divine, it
immediately dawns in you and fills you up again.

Sri Sri: Attention is not love. In fact, when there is too much love,...

Sri Sri: Attention is not love. In fact, when there is too much love,
there isn't any attention.

Spicy Rava idli

Rava idli
INGREDIENTS
I Rava: 1kg I Refined oil: 3-4 tbs I Mustard seeds: 1/2 tsp I ginger
(chopped): 1 tsp I green chillies (chopped): 2 tsp I curry leaves
(chopped): 25 gms I cashew nuts: as desired I Gram dal: approx 50 gms
I curd: 1 1/2 ltr I soda: a pinch I coriander leaves: a bunch I salt
to taste.

METHOD I In a kadai,heat about 3-4 tablespoons of oil.
I Add mustard seeds,gram dal,cashew nuts,green chillies,ginger and
curry leaves in that order.Fry all the above ingredients for a minute
or two.
I Then add the semolina (rava) and toss till ingredients are
mixed.Continue to cook until the rava changes colour and emits a light
roasted aroma.
I Remove from fire and allow the mixture to cool.
I A couple of minutes before steaming the idlis,place the cooled
mixture in a vessel.Add curd,a pinch of soda,salt to taste and a bunch
of coriander leaves and mix well.Take care to see that no lumps
remain.
I Fill the idli cups/moulds with the batter and cook the idlis in an
idli cooker for about 10 minutes.
I The idlis are ready to serve.Served best with coriander chutney and
potato sagoo (sabji)

Sri Sri: The circumference is the devotee, the center is the Divine and the center is no center

Sri Sri: The circumference is the devotee, the center is the Divine
and the center is no center without the circumference.

Sri Sri: Do anything 100%; that will free you and would give you a sense

Sri Sri: Do anything 100%; that will free you and would give you a
sense of fulfilment.

Mohabbat Bhara Sher Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega:D

Mohabbat Bhara Sher Hai,
Gaur Farmaiyega:
"Jab Yaad Uski Aaye To Toilet Me Baith K Ro Lena".

"Jab Dibba Aansu Se Bhar Jaye,To Usi Se hi..... Dho Lena.
Wah.Wah.

The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he is ..

The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he
is in love...

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi deta..

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta...
Hakim: Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai....$

Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly

Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly; then, ur
love 4 d Divine becomes unconditional & complete. All complaints drop
away from ur head

Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day the air stops loving you, your..

Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day
the air stops loving you, your nose will be blocked, and you will go
under the ground

Life me Hamesha... Haste Raho,

Life me Hamesha...
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Gaate Raho,
Gungunate Raho;
Taki Aapko Dekh Kar
Logo ko Pata hi Nahi Lage
K Aap...

'MARRIED' Hai.

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Socho Socho!!

arey!

Esliye..

Taaki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de sake..
;-)

Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a mirror- reflecting ur

Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a
mirror- reflecting ur innermost Self. He certifies what u are.

Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself

Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself,
that in itself is a sign of progress.

2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.

2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.
1 ladki- ye mujhe de do,
2nd ladki-nhi dungi jo krna h krle,<<-$
fir dono aur jayda ladne lagi,

fir kya??

meri photo fatt gai...

CRAZY girlz:-):-)

Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with anyone because you will

Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with
anyone because you will see everyone as part of yourself.

Boy : Jaan Mai tumhe
Bangla,
Car,
Soney Ka haar
DILA Donga..
Girl : Ye Batao,
Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..

Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga
lolz

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Barsat ki 1raat me 1old aadmi hath me 1kitab liye bechne k liye khda tha

1aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- me kharid li

Old aadmi ne kitab de k kha- jb tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka "LAST
PAGE" mat dekna

Aadmi ne kitab puri padh li lekin

dar k karan last page nhi khola

1din usse rha nhi gya

aur last page khol k dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha

MRP=30/-

<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye.

<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k
bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye,2nd
fekte bola-teri vjah se mera ghar bika,3rd fekte bola-teri vjah se
meri biwi chali gayi,4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli to bola-tu side
me ho ja isme tera koi kasur nhi hai :D

Simple Potato Cake

Simple Potato Cake
Ingredients
3 large potatoes
45
1 capsicum
1/2 cup grated cheese
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1red chilli crushed
2 tsp butter
1 tbsp. plain flour
Method
1.The potatoes will turn out best if boiled and refrigerated overnight
before using.
2.Do not peel potatoes. Slice into thin rounds or grate coarsely.
3.Deseed capsicum and slice into thin rounds
4.Heat a thick nonstick pan about 5" diameter.
5.Meanwhile mix cheese, milk, crumbs, flour and chilli.
6.If mixture feels thin, add some more bread crumbs.
7.Add salt to taste. Apply 1 tsp. on bottom of pan.
8.Arrange potatoes to cover the pan. Top with capsicum.
9.Pour the mixture all over evenly. Level to cover all the potatoes.
10.Sprinkle fresh ground pepper, salt and simmer on low till bottom is
golden brown.
11.Flip over very carefully with a wide sharp spatula, and roast the other side.
12.Let in the remaining butter around the edges to seep down.
13.Let other side become golden brown too.
14.Flip on serving plate and make sections with a knife.
15.Serve hot and crisp.
Variation: Bake the same if desired, instead if roasting.
Making time: 40 minutes

Sri Sri: Praise May not be true, but sometimes criticism may be true,
But we still long Praise. Accept Criticism as gleefully as praise.

Sri Sri: When there is reverence, there is love.

Sri Sri: When there is reverence, there is love. You don't have to do
a lot of practices, in order to enjoy the true divine love.

Sri Sri: Trying various ways to realize your self, without love will not be fruitful

Sri Sri: Trying various ways to realize your self, without love will
not be fruitful. Love yourself and others, to truly realize yourself.

Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

DIL Jab B Pukare Bula Lijiye.

Hum Dur Nahi Zayada Apse,

Bas 2 Bottle KingFisher Aur namkin Mangwa Lijiye....

Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love. Give love and you will get..

Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love.
Give love and you will get love in abundance.

Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you..

Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you, then you'll become
peaceful and happy- instantaneously.

Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment and when your..

Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment
and when your search for enlightenment also ceases, you experience
divine love.

Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main...

Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main
wish krne lge the or aaj 15 AUG h, to uska kuch nhi. HAPPY
INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.

Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.
Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
Santa-Jab ye badi ho jayegi to ise suna kar, iska matlab puchunga.

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the divine has accepted...

Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the
divine has accepted you with all your flaws.It doesn't judge u. Who r
r to judge others?

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step...

"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance."
Good morning

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur light apne aap jal gayi.

Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur
light apne aap jal gayi. Maa: Uff! Tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya?

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..

Banta: Sharm Ki Bat To Ye H Ki Tera Bap condom beChta hai or Tu phir
bi Paida Ho gaya saale..!

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind.

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind. If you have made a
habit of being unhappy, then being unhappy has become a part of Ur
nature.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha. Santa
intzar krta rha. Jab kafi der ho gai to bola-agr inhe hosh aa gya ho
to 1 kilo tol de

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECTOR SPL
E-8 P.M.
F-FOSTER
G-GREEN LABLE
H-HAYWARDS
I- IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONIE WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MUGAL MONARCH
N-NIC0LAS N.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
Q-QEENLAN
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SPL
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE MISS CHIEF
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
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2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

Each gal took rakhi & tied 2 der hands & askd dem "wht wil u do nw?"

1Boy 2 another-Dude,U marry my sis,I'l marry Ur sis..;-)

Fwd: Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as heresides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he
resides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai. santa after deep
thought-kuch b ho jaye shadi to main tujse hi karunga

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others.

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others. Peep into their heart, you will find that they need
compassion.

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body, your spirit and your mind.

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

MOLU- Kya Pata bhai,
nikalta bhi hoga to Andhera Itna hota hai.
kaha Dikhai Dega

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.

Bst msg 4ever:

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.
But its hard to find someone who deserves your sacrifice...

Teacher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti

Tcher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti
HARAMI Student- Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu

ki Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

Y husbands avoid questions!

Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!

Principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate hai

principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate h but tum roz late aate ho kyo? sunil:sir, jhund m to kutte aate h,sher to hamesha akela hi aata h

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest, one never feels to sit-back. The very nature of the highest joy is to share, is to bring it to everyone.

Chalo jaldi betho

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Chalo jaldi betho

Abhi or kanjoos bhi
Uthane hain,

SMS hi nahi karte

Sabko naale
me fainkna hai.

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Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"
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Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua to apko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga. Beta-Bus isi Dar se me Fail ho gaya hu....!

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?Student:-Aap mast item hai Ye hamari Soch hai,aur hum abhi Bacche hai ye Aap Ka Weham hai...:-P

Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

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Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share, to expand and to stretch.

Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling

Frnd- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling ,Honey,Luv.Wat's d secret ?Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10yr ago& i'm very scared 2ask wot it is?

Killer joke! :D

Killer joke!

3 sardar picnic par gae whan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gye Decide kia k sab se chota sardar ja kr pepsi le aye,
sardar:Main is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tk smose nhi khaoge Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzr gya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TOH ME NAHI JAWUNGA.

A Woman was Kidnapped

A Woman was Kidnapped. The Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money. Husband replied,

"I want More Proof;-)

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Proof-Most of d woman dont like to help unknown male.
But all men r always there to help any unknown female !!;-)

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-
1) "Tum Na Bahut WO HO"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi".(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe" (Khud Tok-Tok ke Badalti Hain, then say "THIS") 4) "Sach Batana Main kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon"-(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful"):-)...

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left? johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one
licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection from your side,know you have been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection from your side,know you have
been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path

1st time Joke about sardarni

1st time Joke about sardarni.

BREAKNG NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab r jammed & not working. Bcoz,all Sardarnies put hair pin in machine when it said
"Enter ur PIN".

Sri Sri: You can feel love.

Sri Sri: You can feel love. You can experience love. But you cannot describe it or express it totally.

Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties

Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties.How will I fulfill them? When you think something is your duty,there is no beauty in it.Love your job

Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for

Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for wisdom. He is deeply in love with the master, with the infinity, whether he gets enlightened or not.

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something that is not permanent, that is not eternal.

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something that is not permanent,
that is not eternal.

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self- in its purity and clarity- you are not different from God..

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self- in its purity and clarity- you are
not different from God..

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AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi aur pati patni se romanticaly bola"Nach basanti nach!"child added-"Mummy!is kutte k samne mat nachna."

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi aur pati patni se romanticaly bola"Nach
basanti nach!"child added-"Mummy!is kutte k samne mat nachna."

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the ocean...

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the oceanLike u cannot seprate ur sprit from god.

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the ocean...

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the oceanLike u cannot
seprate ur sprit from god.

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.
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Log to humare style se bhi jal jate hain.B-)

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.
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Log to humare style se bhi jal jate hain.B-)

Who's A Woman ?

Who's A Woman ?
One Who Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away.. But Can't See A Pillar From 2 Meters Away While Parking A Car..!

Who's A Woman ?

Who's A Woman ?
One Who Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away..
But Can't See A Pillar From 2 Meters Away While Parking A Car..!

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai?

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai,

To Uthaiye Apne Phone Ko Aur De Mariye Diwar Pe,
"Na Rahega PHONE na Bajegi TONE...

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai?

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai,

To Uthaiye Apne Phone Ko Aur De Mariye Diwar Pe,
"Na Rahega PHONE na Bajegi TONE...

What is a Mobile?

What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai

What is a Mobile?

What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..

Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..

Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..

Aise Pee Jati He..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..

Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..

Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..

Aise Pee Jati He..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel.
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel.
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy
said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi Fir B.Sc Fir M.Sc Fir Uski Govt.job b lagwa di Ab aur kya karu?Dusra Sardar-Achha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde.

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi Fir B.Sc Fir M.Sc Fir
Uski Govt.job b lagwa di Ab aur kya karu?Dusra Sardar-Achha sa ladka
dekh k shadi b karde.

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
> 1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka > saag khilaya.
> 8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
> Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.
>

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka
saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says, "Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price"

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a
Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the
salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats
the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll
tell U the Price"

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know:p

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
> Test message
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Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Test

Test message

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Sri Sri: The life of a fish

Sri Sri: The life of a fish is in the water, not in the body.

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views, ideas and feelings on others is
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . .

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . . .but every boy has
his weakness hidden in some girl's eyes . . .
THAT'S GOD'S CREATIVITY. . .:-)

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi naDad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai he.
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha

Kisi ko fikar h meri.?

(",) XCUSE ME!
< ) ) >
_//_Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas hai mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Had hoti hai intejar ki bhi...

"A good example has twice the value

"A good example has twice the value of good advice."
Good morning india

In each single day we smile and laugh

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times..We never thank
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning