What is a Mobile?

What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..

Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..

Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..

Aise Pee Jati He..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel.
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi Fir B.Sc Fir M.Sc Fir Uski Govt.job b lagwa di Ab aur kya karu?Dusra Sardar-Achha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde.

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
> 1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka > saag khilaya.
> 8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
> Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.
>

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says, "Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price"

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Sms

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR' msg from
tinu,minu,rinky,pinky,kukki, kakki, santa,banta,ramu, tilu,pilu de
papa d Gaddi