Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge,
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D

Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?

Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?

Snta: Aj meri Maa oR Behn Alag-Alag hogyi!

Wife: Koi Gal Nai Ji
Ab Mai Aa Gyi Hu Na!
Mai Apki Maa-Behn 1 Krdungi..!

Coca cola ad humour: Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad

Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad kuch karney ko dil chah
raha? wife-sharmate hue.... Karo jee. Sardar-BrrrRrrrRrrrrrraaaaaahhhh

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?

Husband and wife sms: Wife(seeing stars)- Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh

Wife(seeing stars)-
Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Husband-Mai nhi bataunga
.
Wife-Bolo na plz
.
Husband-Tera MOOH...

husband wife sms: Desi Patni(Wife)

Desi Patni(Wife)

 

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho

Husband wife sms : Two Most Imp People in our Life

Two Most Imp People in our Life:
1. Mother,2. Wife :-
One brings You into this World Crying: & ; the other Ensures that You
Continue to do So..

Gud night !

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''

Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

.

.

.

.

.

.

DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di

    Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me
chalang laga di

Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..

For all my married friends:: D

    For all my married friends::
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola,
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.
   

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical and
a Good Cook. But the law allows only ONE!!!

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Santa replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is..

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Santa replies : That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my
neighborhood, they say I'm responsible!
So be responsible !!!
Good morning naughty Sunday !

Y husbands avoid questions!

Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!

Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling

Frnd- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling ,Honey,Luv.Wat's d secret ?Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10yr ago& i'm very scared 2ask wot it is?

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi aur pati patni se romanticaly bola"Nach basanti nach!"child added-"Mummy!is kutte k samne mat nachna."