School sms: teacher to student-drawing book pe...

School sms: teacher to student-drawing book pe train banao mai 5 min
me aa rhi hu. 10 min baad teacher-train dikhao. Student-aap late ho
gyi, train pehle chali gyi

Reply sms: Select one dish

Reply sms: Select one dish.

I will tell you the relation between YOU and ME:

Rajma
Puri
Pizza
Gobi
Tikki
Rice
Saag
Daal
Maggi
Reply must :-

Santa banta funny sms: Santa teacher ban gaya . Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..

Santa banta funny sms: Santa teacher ban gaya . Usne exam ke liye
Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Que.
the --

1. China kis Desh me h ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan h ?

Funny Joke - Cats don't go to heaven

Cats don't go to heaven

The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, in which the preacher had declared that animals, lacking souls, could not go to heaven. As the result of her meditation, she presented a problem to the family at the dinner table, when she asked earnestly:
"If cats don't go to heaven, where do the angels get the strings for their harps?"

Amazing two and a half year old

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Naughty sms: Question of the year..

Naughty sms: Question of the year..

Jab Mohobbat or Jang me Sab Jaayez hai..

to

Mohobbat me Hone wale chunnu munnu Najaayez kyun...:D:p

The Smallest Leave Application By a KG Boy:

The Smallest Leave Application By a KG Boy:
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Dear mam,

Main Aaj Ni Aaunga! :'(
Ni Aaunga :'(
Ni Aaunga
Ni Aaunga
Ni Aaunga
:'( Thank U...
bas ni aaunga.

Political humor: Ram lanka jeet kar vapas laute

Political humor: Ram lanka jeet kar vapas laute
tab soorpnakha ; Prabhu mera kya hoga ?
RAM : Kalyug mein ayodhya par raj karegi, Naam hoga...

"MAYAWATI"...!!

Husband wife sms: Wife :Kal ap ne Padosan ke sath movi dekhi..?

Husband wife sms: Wife :Kal ap ne Padosan ke sath movi dekhi..?
Husband: Kya karen, aaj kal ki movies Biwi, Bachon ya family ke saath
dekhne laayak banti kahan h.

Husband wife sms: Suhagraat per Dulha

Husband wife sms: Suhagraat per Dulha-
Hamesha Puja kiya kerna,
vrat rakhna,
daan dena,
sabse pyar se bolna!

Dulhan pershan ho ker bahar gyi aur boli- sab ander aajao, SATSANG ho
raha h!!:-D

Ormie the Pig

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Kyunki Har Ek Scam Zaroori Hota Hai!

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Earthquake in delhi and NCR

Earthquake in delhi and NCR: Earthquake was measured in 6.6 scale. Plz
come out from our building in an open space for atleast half an hour
to be in safe side.

Shiv-mera trishul kaha hai. Parvati-ganesh le

Shiv-mera trishul kaha hai. Parvati-ganesh le gaya. Shiv-kyu?
parvati-keh raha tha girlfrnd ke saath maggie khane ke liye papa ka
kaanta le ja rha hu

If u want 2 make God really laugh, jst tel Him ur future plans,

If u want 2 make God really laugh, jst tel Him ur future plans,,God
will Laugh at ur innocence coz,He has alrdy plannd sumthng better than
ur desires gud nyt:D

Bomb blast in delhi high court

Bomb blast in delhi high court:- people heard the noise from india
gate. bomb was high intensity. Please share and be safe. Do not
travel in crowded places.
God bless india

Funny quote: sex education might be a good

Funny quote: sex education might be a good idea in the school, but I
don't believe the kid should be given homework. "Bill cosby"

Break off sms: No matter how classy BITCH sounds...

Break off sms: No matter how classy BITCH sounds...

Kisi ko KUTTI bolne ka maza hi alag hota he...:P:P:P:P

Funny quote : before I got married

Funny quote : before I got married I had six theories about bringing
up children; now I have six children and no theories

Funny quote : sharks are as tough

Funny quote : sharks are as tough as those football fans who take
their shirts off during games in chicago, only more intelligent.
"Dave barry"

Funny quote:

You ever noticed how people who belive in creationism look really
unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow
ridges, big furry hands and feet. I belive god creation me in one day"
yeah, looks like he rushed it.
"Bill hicks"

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is tragedy...In germany,

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is
tragedy...In germany, is a drama....but, in INDIA? National game hai
sab khelte hain.....;-)

Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend

Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend
C.F-CloseFriend
D.F-DarlingFriend
F.F-Faltu frn
J.F-Janu Frn
L.F-Lov u Frn
N.F-Naughty Frn
S.F-Swt Frn
HUM Apke konse frnd he
Plz reply fast..

Reply sms: Its chalenge for u..... Yeh 5 things h jo hm roz dekhte h.....

Reply sms: Its chalenge for u..... Yeh 5 things h jo hm roz dekhte
h.....Spelling thik krna h.- 1.bloemi 2.lanbeac 3.beutghtil
4.rtaslpsu 5.rirorm. dimag lagao dimag..rly

Wishin u n ur family a Happy Ganesh

Wishin u n ur family a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.. May The Almighty
Vighanharta tke ol ur trubles away...
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