Gf bf sms: GF:Kal Mera BirthDay hai, Kya Gift doge?

GF:Kal Mera BDay hai Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai.

Gf/bf sms : Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?

Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?
Ladki- 20yr
Ladka- 5Saal Pehle B Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha
Ladki- Dekha, Ladkiya Aapni Zuban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti H

Gf bf sms : ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise?

ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise? ladki kabi anjaan ladke
k help nhi karti, aur ladka har anjan ladki ko help k liye ready hota
hai

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF....

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF. GF(aftr openg it):What
d Hell wud i do wth ths Diwali Rocket? Boy: U wantd stars na? Sit on
it & GET LOST. :-D

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se
nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Jor se Bolo''

Pujari- JAI MATA DI

Gf\bf sms : Gal-wer's my b'day gift ?

Gal-where's my b'day gift ?
Boy-u c dat beautiful red car on d other side of d road??
Gal:excitingly)yes!
Boy-M goin 2 buy u a nailpolish of dat same color..;)gn

A boy was going with his G.F.

A boy was going with his G.F.

A frend asked: Who is she?

BOY: My cousin.

The frend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.!" gm.

Friendship sms : "FRIENDS"

Voda"(F)"one
Ai"(R)"tel
A"(I)"rcel
Id"(E)"a
Relia"(N)"ce
In"(D)"icom
B"(S)"nl

Dekha "FRIENDS"
K bina sare network bekar hai.

Lovlely message: Make a friend it is a Gift!

Make a friend it is a Gift!

Have a friend it is a Grace!

Keep a friend it is a Virtue but be a good friend it is an honor !

Good mng G !

Friendship sms: Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx

Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx

But D Real Fact Is Dat
Smtms A Relation Remains 4ever
By Sayng these 2 Words at Right Time.
Gud mrng

Gf bf sms: Whenever an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..

Wenevr an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..
he closes hs eyes,
thinks a lot,listens 2 his heart,
uses hs head and finaly does wat his gf says!!

Love sms:Boy:I LOVE U

Boy:I LOVE U

Girl:I Hav a Boyfriend

Boy:Look.

A goalpost always has a goalkeeper bt dat dosnt mean U cant score GOALs!

Attitude matters

Boy: i can do anythng 4u

Boy: i cn do anythng 4u.
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)

Friendship sms:Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..

Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..

But Whn u Lose

Only True Frnds Hold ur Hand & Say:

"Tu saale Hamesha Zaleel hi Karwaya Kar" ;-)

Love n friend sms:2 things nevr defined in whole life

2 things nevr defined in whole life,
1-is LOVE
bcoz u nevr know who LOVES u how much.
&
2-FRIEND
bcoz u nevr know how deeply they CARE About You.. Gn sd tc all

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..? G-"Tameez se baat karo"!

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..?
G-"Tameez se baat karo"!
B- My dear wid due respect i wud lyk 2 say that Fone Numbr Deve h k na..?:-P:-D

Girlfriend demand 4 ice cream..

Girlfrnd demand 4 ice cream..
Santa purchased it..
Girl: Thank u..:-)
Santa: Only thank u..
Girl: U want kiss.??
Santa: Chupp kar bhukhi,
Aadhi Ice-cream de.:-D

If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u call her in 1 word?

If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u
call her in 1 word? Think little harder One last time
"MOTIVATING

Dedicated to all my friends.!!

Dedicated to all my friends.!!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...
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Hum dil pe patthar rakh ke Tumhe Goli maar denge..

If you have a good friend, you don't need a mirror.
Good morning india