Reply sms Sorry ! "Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

Sorry !

"Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

"Jail me tha"

"Ek Murder case me

"actualy bike par se.

"Ek ladki ko smile de di thi
"Pagli khusi Se mar gayi.

Santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze

Santa banta sms
Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Humor on politics Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak

Humor on politics
Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak Hasne lage..
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Indira Gandhi ne poocha kya Hua...?
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Rajiv bole, "Sonia se Shaadi maine ki, bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai..."

Sms on friendship

Sms on friendship
Dear friends!

Miss You a lot...


Tum dosto ke bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise...
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Dirty picture
Radio Par
CHAL rahi ho....;)

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
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Hakim:
Mashaalla.. Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai.

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Dia

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Hathi B Sath Chala

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Sher Ne Glass Rkha

Aur Chuhe Ko 2 Jhapad Mara

Hathi- Q Mar Rhe Ho Bechare Ko

Sher- ye Kamina roz desi peekar sabko Jungle Me Aise Hi Ghumata hai. :

Santa banta sms Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai Dct-dawai khali thi Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi Doc-i mean dawai le li thi Santa-ji aapne di maine le li Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi Santa: nai dawai to laal thi Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Santa banta sms
Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Dct-dawai khali thi
Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi
Doc-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji aapne di maine le li
Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi
Santa: nai dawai to laal thi
Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha
Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife: Honey, I am just having my last beer, & I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this SMS again!'

Pappu n papa: 1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya

1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya -
KHABARDAR
Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega

















PAPPU KULFI WALA KHUD AAP KE PAAS AYEGA

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom bachey ko. Lekin vo tasveer lakhon mein bik gayi. Jismey roti ke liye vo baccha udas baitha tha.

Santa banta sms : Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya

Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya Santa: oye praji koi gal nhi main bhi apna batva bhul gaya hu ;)

Quote on life: A Beautiful quote frm Quran...

A Beautiful quote
frm Quran...

"Kisi Ki MADAD Karte Waqt
Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho,
Ho Sakta Hai
Uski Jhuki hui AANKHE
Tumhare DIL Me
Guroor Paida Karde. Gdmrng

Sardar sms : 1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka

1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka note mila jis pe"I luv you"likha tha sardar ne kya kiya ?


Kiya kya

Sharmate hue
"I luv you too" likh kar wapas rakh diya..

Sharabi sms LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-mood off
DAARU-mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K sab ko Sunao;)gn

Funny quote on life Advise 4 life

Funny quote on life
Advise 4 life
life iz 2 short
so plz don't waste ur time in removing pendrive safely..
aise hi
khinch liya kro yaar...
:D:D:D:D

Quote on life Dont complain about Other, change

Quote on life : Dont complain about Other, change yourself if you want peace. Bcz its easier to protect our feet with sleepers than to cover the earth With carpet

Funny sms : Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga

Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga...
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Jiski maggie me masale ka pckt na nikle.:D:p

Husband wife sms Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya

Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya aap delivery ke samay bachche ke father ko apane paas dekhana chahati hain? Aurat: Nahin, un par to mere pati ko pahale se hi bahut shaq hai.

Santa banta sms Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze

Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze banayi hai jis se hum diwar ke us par dekh sakte hain.
Boss - Wow..!!! Fantastic, kya hai wo?

Santa- "MORI" =))

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar Raha Tha.
Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Saale ne use b Dosto Ko Forwrd kr diya.

Funny sms >Life Style:>

;->Life Style:>
Agar koi tumhe patthar maare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..;)

Naughty sms: Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai! Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Naughty sms :Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai
Dard to kam hota hai!
Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai
fir
mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Joke on petrol hike Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

"Jhoom lo ya ghoom lo...!"

Maa Nu Putt Nahin Labhne- Alfaaz feat Yo To Honey Singh Full Track HD