Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....

Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!

School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....

Teacher-home work kita?

Teacher-hom wrk kita?

Santa-hanji..

Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali

Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali

Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?

Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

Teacher:Konsa Prinda sbse Tez udta h?
Boy:Hathi
T:Nlayak,tere bap kya krta hai?
B:mumbai ke don hai
T:Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Teacher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti

Tcher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti
HARAMI Student- Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu

ki Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?Student:-Aap mast item hai Ye hamari Soch hai,aur hum abhi Bacche hai ye Aap Ka Weham hai...:-P

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left? johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai he.
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho
Main AapSe Shadi KarungaTeacher Gusse Se : Mujhe Bacchon Se Nafrat HBachha: Main Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho :-p

Teacher – wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Teacher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Teachr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)