Mykitchencam: December 2013

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Knock knock..who is this?

👵:-knock knock, Movers n Packers?
👨:- Who is this?
👵:- Sheila Dixit..😜😜😜😜

Husband wife sms: arz liya hai...

Arz kiya hai...

Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai...

Gaur farmaiyega...

Beiezati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai....

Achchhi tbhi lagti h jb dusre ki
hoti h...
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Rajnikanth sms : All new series of Rajnikanth:

Gd mrng
All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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BAAP OF ALL JOKES.

Little boy: "Rajni uncle, how effective were you as a monitor in school?"

RAJNIKANT: "Once I ordered a boy to keep quiet in class. Today he is the Prime minister of India".

Motivational A group of friends visited their old university professor

Worth reading ☺☺

A group of friends visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned to complaints about 'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in life.
Professor offered them coffee &
returned from kitchen with coffee in different kinds of cups (glass cups, crystal cups, shining ones, some plain looking, some ordinary n some expensive ones.)

When all of them had a cup in hand, the professor said:
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"If YOU noticed, all the nice looking & expensive cups are taken up, leaving behind the ordinary ones. Everyone of YOU wanted the best CUPS, & that is the source of YOUR STRESS & TENSION.
What YOU really wanted was "Coffee", not the "Cup",
but YOU still went for the best Cup.
If life is Coffee,
then Jobs, Money, Status & Love. . . .etc are the Cups.

They are just tools to hold and contain life.

Don't let the CUPS drive YOU.
Enjoy the COFFEE.. :)
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

Pappu n papa: Once a papa beats 👋👋up his son pappu a

Once a papa beats 👋👋up his son pappu and when pappu starts crying 😭he says sorry.

Pappu says - "Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?"

papa says- "Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena"®😊😊☝

Pappu n papa: pappu: papa kal school main ek

Pappu : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???
Papa : small get together kya hota hai??
Pappu : only you me and principal...😁

Friendship sms: Nothing beats for today..

Nothing beats for today..

Zindagi na milegi 2/12 ! 😀
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha ki, dosto ko whatsapp bhejne me sabse jyada time waste hota hai..

TO AAJ SE...

"NEWSPAPER" BANDH...!!!
Saala dosto par ungli👆 uthata hai..!! 😉😃😎

Quote on life sms: GREAT THOUGHTS

GREAT THOUGHTS

a. Either you run the day, or the day runs you. – Jim Rohn.

b. We become what we think about. – Earl Nightingale

c. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbour and catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. – Mark Twain.

d. Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. – John Maxwell.

e. If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. – Tony Robbins.

f. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb.

g. An unexamined life is not worth living. – Socrates.

h. Don't wait. The time will never be just right. – Napoleon Hill.

i. Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. – Vince Lombardi.