A seed while growing makes no sound...

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....goodmorng

Funny sms: Boy-I Luv U

Boy-I Luv U
Gal-But i luv sum 1 else
B-oK no problem,ur hapines is more important for me dan ur luv

Moral-Jaha or kuch nai kr skte waha dialog ache maar do

Reply sms : Ek peepal ke ped k neeche 1 gunga,1 behra

Ek peepal ke ped k neeche 1 gunga,1 behra, aur 1 andha baithe huve the,
ped se aam neeche gira toh pehle kaun uthaega....? REPLY FAST..

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!

Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho

Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
70 Rs. kilo hai:D

"Xpression of Eyes can be read by everyone but....

"Xpression of Eyes can be read by everyone
but
depresion of HEART can be read only by best one".
Care for every one but dont loose the best one.
Gud aftnoon :D

A great thinker was asked- What is the meaning of life?...

A great thinker was asked-
What is the meaning of life?
He replied-
"LIFE itself has no meaning, LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to create a MEANING."
GM :) gd

Going to Goa with wife is just like....

Going to Goa with wife is just like
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going to a five Star Hotel with your own chapatis in a tiffin box....!!! ;-)

Successful people always have two things on their lips,

Successful people always have two things on their lips,
Silence & Smile !
Smile to solve the problem,
And Silence to avoid the problem.

Santa-apni gf ke sath pehli baar date par-ye

Santa-apni gf ke sath pehli baar date par-ye meri pehli date hai
Darling-agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye to muje chota bhai smaj kar
maaf kar dena.. :D

Sumtime life brings us 2 such a stage dat if..

Sumtime life brings us 2 such a stage dat if sum1 asks us watz d
best n d worst thing happend 2 u?
We hav same answer 4 both as "Love"
GOODMRG!

santa-yr meri biwi bewafa h. banta-tuje kaise pata. ...

santa-yr meri biwi bewafa h.
banta-tuje kaise pata.
Santa-aaj mene usse pucha kya kr rhi ho wo boli naha rhi hu, mene upar
se dekha to saali potti ker rahi thi :D

U have not lived a perfect life unless u have....

U have not lived a perfect life unless u have given something to
someone who will never be in position to repay u.:-)
gud day!!!:-)

Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal...

Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi k
liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee rha hai..Pati: Baap re itna
lamba celebration.:-P

MURGA AND EYE WITNESS

Radio Mirchi- Murga (ATM)

Ek Waqt Tha Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The

Ek Waqt Tha
Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The

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('_')
<) ) \_
_//Mashallah!
Aaj Bhi Ye Silsila Jari Hai..

Santa banta sms: Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain...

Loveology sms : Padhai ke sath saath ISHQ bhi zaruri hai....

Padhai ke sath saath
ISHQ bhi zaruri hai,

Verna student ki puri life adhuri hai

Dono ko sath-2 nibhana padta hai

1 mein dimag to 1 me DIL lagana padta

SLEEP is a language of rest.

SLEEP is a language of rest.
SLEEP is a way to get relax.
SLEEP is to visualise our dreams.
SLEEP improves your mental ability.
so SLEEP deeply. Good Night..

Hillary Clinton CONFESSION About TALIBAN- US responsible for Pakistan si...

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now...

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11,
1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two
digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be
this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone...!! This is the
year of Money..!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays
and 5 Saturdays.
This happens only every 823 years... These particular years are known
as 'Moneybags'... The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in the next four days as is explained in
Chinese fengshui Those who don't continue the chain won't receive..
Its a mystery, but its worth a try.
Good luck!!

Two things never defined in whole life- 1 is love,...

Two thngs nvr defined in whole life- 1 is love,
bcoz u nvr kw who Luvs u how much.
2nd is Friends
bcoz u nvr kw how Deeply the stupids care Abt U...:)

Gf bf sms: GF:Kal Mera BirthDay hai, Kya Gift doge?

GF:Kal Mera BDay hai Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai.

Lovely thing to learn from Water."Adjust ....

Lovely thing to learn from Water."Adjust yourself in every situation &
in any shape"
But Most importantly,
Always find out your "Own way to flow"

"MEANINGFUL HOLY WEEK : his destiny was the cross...

__l l__ HIS
l__*__l destiny
l l was the
l..l CROSS
HIS purpose was LOVE..
HIS reason was YOU..
May U hv a "MEANINGFUL HOLY WEEK

Gf/bf sms : Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?

Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?
Ladki- 20yr
Ladka- 5Saal Pehle B Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha
Ladki- Dekha, Ladkiya Aapni Zuban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti H

Reply sms : Test your IQ If u r a Genius tell me

Test your IQ
If u r a Genius tell me
5 + 3 = 28
9 + 1 = 810
8 + 6 = 214
5 + 4 = 19
7 + 2 = (?)
Reply must......:-)

Teacher-jhony ne dophar ko khana khaya, iska ....

Teacher-jhony ne dophar ko khana khaya, iska future tense batao?
sardar-jhony sham ko potty karega...

Facebook addiction: A Lady Updated Her Facebook Status: We Met, Fell madly in love

A Lady Updted
Her Facebook Status:
We Met, Fell madly in love
Got Engaged,Had a lovely time,
Den Thngs turnd Sour,
We Sepratd n Divorcd!

Wat A Busy Weekend it was!:P

Funny sms: These two words will open many doors in life

These two words will open many doors in life
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"Push & Pull.."

no
no..
dont clap....
I am born genius!!
;-)

Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?

Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?

Juz speak d word RADHE very slowly..

RAAH-DE!
It means give me direction..
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA..

......

A beautiful girl enter in class. All boys got crzy 4 hr & stand in d way

A beautiful girl entr in clas.
Al bys wr crzy 4 hr & stand in d way
bt aftr hearing girl's rply they died!

Wat She said:"Bhai sab rasta diyo, jhadu lagani hai"

Always welcome Ur problems...bcoz

Always welcome
Ur problems,
Bcoz problems gives U dual advice.
One, u can know How to solve that, Other how to avoid it in future. !

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.

Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Banta: Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa: Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau.

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge,
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D

A rabbit jumps, runs n lives only for 15 years!....

A rabbit jumps,
runs n lives only for 15 years!
A turtle,
dsn't run,
does nthing,yt lives for 300 or more years!
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Moral :"Exercise is hell,
Sleep welL"
GM:-D

Funny sms on comerce: ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale

ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale bounced cheque, dharti pe
liability, pedaishi bad debt, insolvent aadmi, itna marungi k balance
sheet tally nhi hogi

Funny shayeri : Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho, Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho,
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho,
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..

Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us Zalim Ko Dhundti H, Jisne Kaha Tha Commerce Le Lo
Zabardast Scope Hai..

Funny sms : Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your skin by.....

Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your
skin by using.....

Photoshop on your pics :d

Funny raging sms:Senior student during raging says to junior: on

Senior student during raging says to junior: on ur marriage i'll kiss ur wife.
Junior says: okay but i'll marry ur sister "hun le salya pappi" :D

Reply sms : Kal Rat Chand bola-

Kal Rat Chand bola-
Tumhara Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi bhejta.
Tum b mat bheja karo.
Mai gusse se bola-
Oye..!
Tamiz se baat kar,
Koi-koi dost..

Gareeb Bhi hote Hain.

Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=

Fill it:
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
Rply

Smart santa : SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi

SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki
Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
BaNTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dkhengi.

What is love? Maine dil ke darwaje per likha

Maine dil k darwaje pr likha

"Andar Aana Mana Hai"

Mohabbat hasti hui aayi

Aur aakar

Bade pyar se Boli..

Maaf Karna..

Main to Andhi hu!!

Reply sms : Oye Hello!So rhe ho kya...!

('.')
<')I('> Oye
_/''\_ Hello!So rhe ho kya...!
Aaj mujhe msg tumhare pdosi krenge kya? Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ki nhi?
Chalo utho..
SMS kro

Funny gay sms: Tha 1 Hara Tota, Alone Baith K Tha wo Rota..

Realy funny Poem:

Tha 1 Hara TOta,
AlOne Baith K Tha wO ROta..

Dikhi UskO Maina,
Katil The Jiske Naina..

Maina Ne Ki Aankhe Tirchi,
TOta Offrd Her Mirchi..

Maina Hui Prasnn,
Aftr Seeing Tote Ka Tashnn..

Maina Sayz,
Hum He Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bane,

Tota Bola,
Do U Hv Any Brother Actuly
M Gay... ;)

Funny haryanvi sms: Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par

Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par -
English Girl - Oh! So Cute
Urdu Girl- Allah Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Sikh-O Ji inna Sona Teddy
&
Haryanvi-Yo K Bhalu Sa de diyo.....

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi hai. Aa jao

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi h. Aa jao
Santa:tu mere ghar aja, mere ghar sare hain. Tera dil lag jayega!

Remberence is better compliment than love.

Remberence is better compliment than love.
Pple never expect tons of love,but only a milligram of rememberence is
enough to keep ur best ones happy...
Gd mrng!!

why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies for you everyday..

Boy to girl:
why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies
for you everyday..

Girl replied:
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"Oye hoye english..

Whats d difference between people who pray in..

Whats d difference between ppl who pray in
Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres r damn serious.

Success formula is ___+___=success

___+___=success

1.Tension

2.Smile

3.Sweet

4.Smartness

5.Style

6.Romance

7.Love

8.Silent

9.Attitude

10.Genius

11.Ego

12.Joy

13.Anger

rply fst..

Punjabi Baisakhi SMS

Punjabi Baisakhi SMS
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaasteTussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaasteEk
vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyoMarr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.Baisakhi
da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste.Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan.

Sansani news: Yeh 1 bilkul sacha wakya h.Kota me 1 bacha paida hua. Uska w8t 80kg tha.15 din mey uska...

Yeh 1 bilkul sacha wakya h.Kota me 1 bacha paida hua. Uska w8t 80kg
tha.15 din m uska wght 280kg ho gya.Yeh sach h? ......................
Wo bacha hathi ka tha

Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya,Fir Lgaya Bread Pe, Aur ftafat Se Kha liye

Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya,Fir Lgaya Bread Pe,
Aur ftafat Se Kha liya

Moral sare AASHIQ Shrabi Nahi hote,
KUCH BHUKE B HOTE hai....

A Quote so TRUE! "Sometimes life brings you to such crossroads

A Quote so TRUE!

"Sometimes life brings you to such crossroads that you feel, smiling
is far better than explaining why we are sad".

gudmrng
Hav a nice day

I Never Expect Others To Remember Me..!

My cute attitude:-
I Never Expect Others To Remember Me..!
Bt I Always Drop My Msgs Into Their Inbox To Show 'I Still Love To
Remember Dem.' . . :-) gm

D best thing in life is wen sum1 special gets angry wid u n say, I wil never talk 2 u.

D best thing in lyf is wen sum1 special gets angry wid u n say, I wil
never talk 2 u.
Stil d person cums back 2 u juz 2 inform-
Mai gussa hun.!!;-)
Gud mrng

Teacher se badla: A lady jumpd a signal.Police-stop.Lady-pls let

A lady jumpd a signal.
Police-stop.
Lady-pls let me go.I am a teacher.
Police-aah,I hv waited 4 dis moment all my lyf,now write I WILL NVR
JUMP A SIGNAL 500 TIMES

Hum-hum hai Aap-Aap ho.. Na Aap kam ho Na hum kam hai..

Hum-hum hai
Aap-Aap ho..
Na Aap kam ho
Na hum kam hai..

To kis baat ka
gam hai..

SMS bhejte raho
Tabhi to lagega
ki mobile
rakhne wale me
"DuM"hai. Gday

A seed while growing makes no sound.

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....good nite

Answer me this. Why a boy wants 2 b a 1st...

Answer me this. Why a boy wants 2 b a 1st boy in a girl's life & why a
girl wants 2 b last girl in a boy's life. Take ur time n give me a
solid answer.

Funny shayri: Bas itna he kha tha zalim se ki-tere pyar me....

Bas itna he kha tha zalim se ki-tere pyar me barso ka pyasa hu sanam.
Kambhakht ne pipe muh me daal kar motor chala di

Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?

Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?

Snta: Aj meri Maa oR Behn Alag-Alag hogyi!

Wife: Koi Gal Nai Ji
Ab Mai Aa Gyi Hu Na!
Mai Apki Maa-Behn 1 Krdungi..!

Funny PJ: Who was d 1st INDIAN to use 4G???..

This PJ will blow ur mind-

Who was d 1st INDIAN to use 4G???..

Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.

Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, sunoG :-D

I was in a taxi when d taxi driver said:

I was in a taxi wen d taxi driver said:

"I luv dis job!I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.!"

Then I replied,
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"Aage se left le..":p

Happy Ram Navami :)

May the blessings of Lord Ram fill your life with happiness,
prosperity and success. May you be blessed with all the happiness you
deserve. Happy Ram Navami.

We cheer for Indian People's League and Anna ...

 We cheer for Indian People's League and Anna ...Anna Hazare dwarfs
the IPL in a cricket crazy country. Cricket fans say IPL can wait as
they lend a helping hand to Hazare's fight against corruption.

Anna hazare breaks fast and says youth is the power of our Indian nation

Anna hazare breaks fast and says youth is the power of our Indian
nation... He told the media that it is just a beginning of a new phase
for our nation :)

We Hope lokpal bill is not miss used by other and the prominent people....

Hope this strong bill is not miss used by other and the prominent
people who will be a part of the team will do the duty religiously...

Anna hazare will break his fast tomorrow morning..vandey mataram!!

Anna hazare will break his fast tomorrow morning..vandey mataram!! ...
Hope this strong bill is not miss used by other and the prominent
people who will be a part of the team will do the duty religiously...
I wish for a powerful nation... I wish for a powerful india..

Victory for anna hazare...victory for our young youth..emerging India..

Victory for anna hazare...victory for our young india..hope this new
lokpal anti-curruption bill will bring new phase for India vandey
mataram :)

sholay PJ :- Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna....

sholay PJ :- Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna ...Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna
 ...Basanti in kutton ke saamne mat nacchna! :)

Anil Ambani was sufering frm loose-motions

Anil Ambani was sufering frm loose-motions. He went to a Dr. Dr: Whats your prob? Anil: Unlimited free out going with variety of Ringtones..

Everyone makes mistakes but only your girlfriends, wife .....

Everyone makes mistakes but only your girlfriends, wife & boss have the god gifted talent of finding, remembering and reminding it to you

Fight against corruption

Anna Hazare's indefinite fast against corruption

With scams like 2G and common wealth game,...

with scams like 2G and common wealth game.we need a strong
anti-curruption bill like lokpal.plz stand with anna hazare at jantar
mantar.

Plz stand against curupption, plz stand with anna hazare at jantar mantar

Plz stand against curupption, plz stand with anna hazare at jantar
mantar.with scams like 2G and common wealth games, we need a strong
anti-curruption bill to tackle the same.

A strong anti-curruption law is the need of the hour for india

A strong anti-curruption law is the need of the hour for india. Plz
stand against curupption, plz stand with anna hazare at jantar mantar

Stand with ANNA HAZARE: it's now or never. For how long are v going

Stand with ANNA HAZARE: it's now or never. For how long are v going to
allow politicians to loot us and create personal wealth from
taxpayer's money? A strong anti-curruption law is the need of the hour
by kiran bedi.
Plz stand with ANNA HAZARE at jantar mantar.

ANNA HAZARE at 78 not fasting to death for

ANNA HAZARE at 78 not fasting to death for himself. He is fasting for
ur future.Will u sit at home and let him die? take off frm ur office n
reach JANTAR MANTAR

(4 April ), Bharatiya Nav Vrsh Mangalmay HoVANDE MATARAM, Dharti Mata ki ...

VANDE MATARAM, Dharti Mata ki 1,95,58,85,113 vi Vrsh Ganth or Chaitra
Shukl Pratipada Vikrami Samvat 2068 ,Yugabd 5113(4 April ), Bharatiya
Nav Vrsh Mangalmay Ho.

The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with your gf - ...

The bst line which helps to save money when going on dinner with your gf - ...
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"Kya khaegi MOTI...?!?"

Rajnikant sms: Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant- 1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano...

Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant-
1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu..
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Rajni-0.00903329919856294 rs...:-D
Goodnite, swt dreamzzz!

Coca cola ad humour: Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad

Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad kuch karney ko dil chah
raha? wife-sharmate hue.... Karo jee. Sardar-BrrrRrrrRrrrrrraaaaaahhhh

Be positive: Beautiful photo are developed from negatives in

Beutful photo are develped frm negatives in darkroom, so if u see
darkness in your life, it means GOD is developing a beautiful future
for u.. GM:-)

Quote: "Two words that can change the way we

"Two words that can change the way we approach life,'Can I....& I
Can.'Think which option you would like to choose.." Gudmrng

No matter how crazy, funny or special the scene around you is it's

A special thought:- No matter how crazy, funny or special the scene
around you is it's all useless without the person you want to laugh or
enjoy with.

!!!!Happy Navratra !!!!

May Nav Durga empower u all with her
9 Blessings of:
Fame
Health
Wealth
Happiness
Progress
Humanity
Gyan,
Bhakti
n
Shakti.

!!!!Happy Navratra !!!!

Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the.

Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the. Santa Bola "yar Agar yeh
fit Karte karte Phat gya to phir? Banta Bola "Don't worry Mere paas 1
aur Hai.

Desi new year: Bharatiya Nav Varsh Mangalmay Ho.

VANDE MATARAM, Dharti Mata ki 1,95,58,85,113 vi Vrsh Ganth or Chaitra
Shukl Pratipada Vikrami Samvat 2068 ,Yugabd 5113(4 April ), Bharatiya
Nav Vrsh Mangalmay Ho.

sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho... pyara socho..

sweet socho..
smart socho..
achcha socho..
sacha socho...
pyara socho..
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i know its difficult , i hv short cut, only mere baare me socho;-) gevn

India vs srilanka final sms:

Aukaat kya hai srilanka ki?
India ka map lene jao to unka map sath main free milta hai !! :)
India deekha do .. Go india go!

Nepali ko raat 2 bje phon aya: Aap so to nahi rahe the?

Nepali ko raat 2 bje phon aya: Aap so to nhi rhe the?
Nepali Gusse me bola:
Kamino.-
Zaruri nhi k hr nepali Chowkidaar ho?

Kuch MOMOS vaale bi hote hain..:-D:-D

Indian world cup champion sms

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This is ours.... Gud nyt sweet drmz :D:D

World cup champion india: phle hraya....... goro ko...

phle hraya.......
goro ko...

phir hraya......

haramkhoro ko...

aaj haraya.....

sita maa k choro ko...

chak de indians.
Jai hind..:D

Breaking news:-for world cup final now our pm is thinking of inviting the srilankan pm

Breaking news:- now our pm is thinking of inviting the srilankan pm,
and the lanka PM has switched of his mobile !:D =))

World cup final sms: World cup wishes-India ka dum dikhana ha

Hi... Gd afternoon India. World cup wishes-India ka dum dikhana hai
sri lanka ko harana hai.... dikhao itna jajba ki khud sangakara aa k
kahe ke ye world cup tumhara hAi

Cricket world cup final sms: Na dilshan ki.. Na malinga ki.. Na mahela ki... Na malinga ki.. Na murali ki...

Na dilshan ki.. Na malinga ki.. Na mahela ki... Na malinga ki.. Na
murali ki... Bas thoda intezar karo dosto.. Kyonki aaj to LANKA lagegi
pure Srilanka ki. JAI HIND.

The current Cricket World cup situation between IND Vs SRL as this.

The current Cricket World cup situation between IND Vs SRL as this.
India (Ram) married World Cup (Sita) in 1983 and in 1996 Srilanka
(Raavan) took away Sita(World Cup). Now after 14 yrs of Vanvaas, they
meet again and you know the result....
Hai na dam wali bat... Jai ho india.

Happy april fool:-Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu Kinara,Mai Dhanush tu teer, Mai
matar tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu Chawal, Mai hot tu
cool, Mai April tu fool

April fool day sms: Many Many happy returns of the day my dear......

Many Many happy returns of the day my dear...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. :D

Profesr 2 studnt: Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"

Profesr 2 studnt:
Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"

student: Jimba Lomba Bomba

Prof:ye kya tha...??

Stdnt: pehle tu bta vo kya tha...??

29 runs,for which Rs.251 crore paid to Pak....

29 runs,for which Rs.251 crore paid to Pak.
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Shocked?

Ye to Aprilfool ki net practise he.;-)