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mat karna.
Tmhe koi 10 rupay na de, jaan kaun dega...!!

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.
Bahut der ho gai to 3ra Pandit ne pucha kya hua to 1 Pandit Bola..
Jb me Lahsun Pyaz nhi khata to isne mere Chiken me dala kyo..

Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

Raahon me khade intezaar kiya tha

Bhool unki nhi, bhool hmari thi..

...kyunki unhone hum se nhi, humne unse pyar kiya tha....

Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?

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Kheto me pagal...
aapka Ulta dimag hamesha ulta hi sochega

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?

If boy vomits-kamine kaha pikar aya hai?

Moral: no matter whoever vomits
boys r always kamine...

Q- What is the definition of a woman?

Q- What is the definition of a woman?
Ans- Someone who talks for hours while standing at the door,but wont
sit.because she is geting late.

;-) :-D

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.

Wah wah.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.
Wah wah..

Arey aage kya hua?

Hona kya tha?

Dhoop nikli aur sookh gaye hum...

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

GOLU - P.H.D.

Tchr - kya matlab ?

GOLU - Pajama Holding device.

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,Doctor sahab to Dharti pe reh gaye,
Mai to CHITRAGUPT hu.."

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi naDad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai

Animals ki khasiyat:

Animals ki khasiyat:Monkey kela khata hai.Dog wafadaar hota hai.

Plz

Aage mat padna

Maan jao mt padhna

Gadhe-wahi karte h jis kam ko mana kro

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

A GF msgs her BF agar

A GF msgs her BF agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo
jag rahe ho to yadein bhejo
ro rahe ho to ansu bhejo
BF replies:"potty kar raha hu. . Bhejoon?"

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega