Naughty sms: Lady 1- Pati Kis Tarah Ke Prani Hote Hai.?

Lady 1- Pati Kis Tarah Ke Prani Hote Hai.?
Lady 2- Ullu Hote Hai saale.,
Lady 1- kyo.?
Lady 2- Unko Biwi Ki Saari Khubiya Sirf Raat Me Hi Dikhti Hai.

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai Ki...

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai
Ki...


Dushmano Se Bhi 'Pyar' Hota Jayega...

Bas...


Apno Ko 'Aazamate' Jaayiye...!!

*Good Morning*
Have a Nice Monday

Santa banta sms: Santa langar ki line mein laga

Santa langar ki line mein laga 4 parshaade de do sewadaar santa ji sabji v lai lo santa nahin nahin bas roti leni hai ghar meat banaya hai

Mere ankhon me aansu, fir b hotho pe muskan q h?

Mere ankhon me aansu, fir b hotho pe muskan q h?
Q dohari zindgi jeete h hum, aakhir har koi pareshan q h?
Pyar h agar safar zindgi ka to fir iski manzil shamshan q h?
Jab judai h pyar ka matlab to fir pyar karne wala hairan q h?
Acha karm karna hi zindgi h to burai ka rasta itna aasan q h?
Agar jeena hi h marne k liye to fir zindgi ek vardan q h?
Jo kabhi na milega us se hi lag jata h dil,
aakhir dil itna nadaan q h.

Sabse Pyara Gift Agar Aap Kisi Ko Dete Ho, To Wo Hai,

Sabse Pyara Gift Agar Aap Kisi Ko Dete Ho,
To Wo Hai,



"Waqt"

Kyunki Aap Kisi Ko Apni Zindagi Ka Wo Pal Dete Ho Jo Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aayega.

Funny sms: Agar kutto ka v ek T.V channel

Agar kutto ka v ek T.V channel ho to, usme serials ke naam kuch aise honge. . .

Yahan main ghar ghar BHONKI

KAAT KHANA sathiya

Agle janam mohe KUTIYA hi kijo

Main KUTIYA tere aangan ki

Ye KUTTA kya kahlata hai

Ek hajaro me meri kutiya hai

Afsar kutiya

Is kutte ko kya naam du

Bade KUTTE lagte hai.

Do u know meaning of mornging?...Morning

Do u know meaning of mornging?...Morning means one more INNING given by God to play and win....so Good morng...:Dhave a lovely day...:D

People say 'Never xpect anything frm any1'.

"People say 'Never xpect anything frm any1'.
Bt the truth is..
wen we really like someone,we naturally xpect a little care frm them;)
GM:D

Sometimes.. Wrong Ways, Wrong People,

"Sometimes..
Wrong Ways,
Wrong People,
Wrong Situations are needed...

Because,
without them we cannot Realize what is RIGHT for us!!!!"
Gudmorng:D

Happy holi!

Har rang halka ya ghera hota hai, par ek rang - rishto ka rang to ghara hota hai. Happy Holi to u and ur family

Main Me nd Myself {diljit ft. honey singh} by simar singh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ecSuLQmns

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai Ki...

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai
Ki...


Dushmano Se Bhi 'Pyar' Hota Jayega...

Bas...


Apno Ko 'Aazamate' Jaayiye...!!

*Good Morning*
Have a Nice Monday