Showing posts with label love sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love sms. Show all posts

Monday, April 25, 2011

Loveology sms : Padhai ke sath saath ISHQ bhi zaruri hai....

Padhai ke sath saath
ISHQ bhi zaruri hai,

Verna student ki puri life adhuri hai

Dono ko sath-2 nibhana padta hai

1 mein dimag to 1 me DIL lagana padta

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Two things never defined in whole life- 1 is love,...

Two thngs nvr defined in whole life- 1 is love,
bcoz u nvr kw who Luvs u how much.
2nd is Friends
bcoz u nvr kw how Deeply the stupids care Abt U...:)

Friday, April 22, 2011

Lovely thing to learn from Water."Adjust ....

Lovely thing to learn from Water."Adjust yourself in every situation &
in any shape"
But Most importantly,
Always find out your "Own way to flow"

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge

Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge,
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=

Fill it:
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
Rply

What is love? Maine dil ke darwaje per likha

Maine dil k darwaje pr likha

"Andar Aana Mana Hai"

Mohabbat hasti hui aayi

Aur aakar

Bade pyar se Boli..

Maaf Karna..

Main to Andhi hu!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Remberence is better compliment than love.

Remberence is better compliment than love.
Pple never expect tons of love,but only a milligram of rememberence is
enough to keep ur best ones happy...
Gd mrng!!

why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies for you everyday..

Boy to girl:
why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies
for you everyday..

Girl replied:
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"Oye hoye english..

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?

Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?

Snta: Aj meri Maa oR Behn Alag-Alag hogyi!

Wife: Koi Gal Nai Ji
Ab Mai Aa Gyi Hu Na!
Mai Apki Maa-Behn 1 Krdungi..!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Coca cola ad humour: Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad

Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad kuch karney ko dil chah
raha? wife-sharmate hue.... Karo jee. Sardar-BrrrRrrrRrrrrrraaaaaahhhh

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Happy holi: Color is love, Color is life Color is inspiration..

Color is love, Color is life Color is inspiration, Color is
innovation. May dis festvl fil ur life wth colors.. HaPpY HoLi

Monday, March 14, 2011

"LOVE"means- L=Lake of ROYALSTAG.

"LOVE"means-

L=Lake of ROYALSTAG.

O=Ocean of VODKA.

V=Valley of RUM.

E=End of stock.

-<bar Closed>-

chalo ghar jao.
LOVE is injurious to health.! Ok.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is..

People are Made to be loved and money is made to be used ; the confusion is
that People are being used and money is being loved.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Smile is language of love,

Smile is language of love,
Smile is a source to win heart,
Smile creates greatness in your personality,
So keep smiling. :-) :-) :-) hv gr8 fun evry1

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!

Wife 2 Santa: tussi mere naal pyar ni karde!


Santa gussay se apney 9 bachon ki taraf ishara kartey huye: Te ae fer
main NET to download kite ne...?

Husband and wife sms: Wife(seeing stars)- Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh

Wife(seeing stars)-
Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Husband-Mai nhi bataunga
.
Wife-Bolo na plz
.
Husband-Tera MOOH...

Friday, February 25, 2011

A great & awesom words by a hard lover-

A great & awesom words by a hard lover-
"I am a lover
Not a fighter,
But i wil fight for
What i love".

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

What is love..?

What is love..?
Asked in a survey & a svt answer by a boy..
"Luv is when u tell a girl that u like her smile..
&..
She starts smiling even when her eyes r wet..!

Love anthem: one one 2 i remember u two two 4

Sweet poem:
one one 2
i remember u
two two 4
miss u more
three three 6
our friendship is fix
four four 8
our relation is great
five five 10
take care my friend.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Love Marriage Kaa Matlab Apni Girlfriend Ko ...

Love Marriage Kaa Matlab Apni Girlfriend Ko Wife Banaanaa.
Arranged Marriage Ka Matlab Kyaa?
Socho...
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Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Ko Wife Banaanaa...

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