GF BF SMS Girl Apne Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu

Girl Apne
Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu
BOY:Naheeeee
.
GIRL:Abe Sun to le
Sale Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose kia hai,
.
Mai teri Maa Banne Wali hu..

GF BF SMS Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend

Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend-
soniye tension na lai tu paper di,
tenu pass zarur asi karawange,
bharosa rakh tu mitran te
tenu 1-1 parchi farawange.
girlfriend-
barosa kita c main pehla v tere te,
tu insult c meri kara diti,
kanjra paper c mera history da
tu punjabi di parchi fra diti.?

Some changes in newtons theory

Some changes in newtons theory..

Socho Physics kitni easy hoti agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... . . . . . . .

Apple ki jagah Bomb gira hota...

Sala Newton wahi KHALLAS..

Vicky donor sms Teacher : "Why sperm donation is

Teacher : "Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation ..?"
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.
Vicky donor"Very simple madam,
"HAND" made things are always costly..."=))

Quote on life You may not be

You may not be
Perfect in many things
But..
Many things cannot be
Perfect without YOU.
Stay special in your own Little
Ways.
Good Morning:D

Husband wife sms An unmarried man writes on his

An unmarried man writes on his facebook wall -

"Wife chahiye"
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2 girls liked It
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& 140 Men Commented

" Hamaari Le Ja".

Santa banta sms SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his

SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his WiFE NAME at the BACK.
WiFE READs it, SLAPs him & DiVORCEs him bcoz it's WRiTTEN :-

JASWINDER KAUR
FOR HIRE..
FULLDay RS.1000

Santa banta sms Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per

Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per litre. Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes. Dekha sardar ka revenge

Husband wife sms Ek super kaala husband apni

Ek super kaala husband apni biwi se bola-'Main jaisa bhi hu,mujhe bacha acha chahiye'
Biwi boli-'Dekhoji choice is yours..Achcha chahiye ya apna chahiye..;)

Country once again does not get lokpal

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GF BF SMS Height of irritatng sum1

Height of irritatng sum1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.

Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.

Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar p
ucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera.

Kuch der baad
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen?? :):)

Reply sms Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen

Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen h jo hm roz dekhte hai.spelling thek karna h:

>bloemi
>lanbeac
>beutghtil
>rtaslpsu@
>rirorm
kr di to jo chahoge milega.

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe The..1 Ladki Ne Hello Kiya.
Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?
Hus:-Tum Plz Mera Dimaag Kharab Mat Karo Abhi sochne do Usko b to Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho

Santa banta sms Santa k tapasya se khus hokar

Santa k tapasya se khus hokar bhagwan bole VAR MANGO VATS santa- prabhu jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein waisa nahi hu... MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

Santa banta sms Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Banta: toh border pe bhej De =D =)) >=)

Funny sms Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha

Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gae. Customer care-to mai kya karu, haryanvi-re tu mannne bas yo bta ki roaming to na lagegi

Quote on life Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai

True Quote:-

Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai, b

Jab Kuch Bura Karna Ho.

Warna..

Duniya Me Sab Kuch Pane

Ke Liye

Pyar Hi Kaafi Hai..

Funny sms Written on an Enquiry counter

Written on an Enquiry counter: "Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time X_X =))!!!"

Husband wife sms Why do most indian women request

Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge:p

Quote on life

Quote on life
If you want to enjoy...

Always think life is long...


But If you want to achieve something...



Always think life is very short...

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai..

Ab Mujhko Kisi Ka B Intjar Nhi Hai..

Khamosh Agar Hu To Ye Andaaj Hai Mera..

Wo Ye Na Samajhe Ki Unse Pyaar Nhi Hai..

Husband wife sms Koi bhi SUBH KAAM karne

Wife-Main Marrne ja rahi hu,

Husband-Ye le Dairy Milk

Wife-Kyu?

Husband-Koi bhi SUBH KAAM karne se Pehle kuchh MEETHA kha Lena Chahiye
Kaam ACHHA hota hai.

GF BF SMS Wen U Cry-Koi Nhi Dekta

Wen U Cry-Koi Nhi Dekta
Wen U R Woried-Koi Nhi Dekta
Wen U R Hapy-Koi Nhi Dekta

But

1Din DATE Pe Chale Jao to Sala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai.

Husband wife sms Who is a male.?

(For d 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it)
Who is a male.?

A male is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising @ a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife & boss.

His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.

Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth..:)

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Husband wife sms

Patni:-
Tum mujhe apne sath Bangkok kyon nahi le ja rahe ho ?
Pati:-
Pagli hotel mein khane jao to tiffin sath nahi le ke jaate !!

Funny sms on five star ad

Please forwrd! Touching msg from mother to sons.Beta Ramesh & Suresh agar pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi to ghar aa jao pitaji yuhi ghoom rahe h..:p

Double meaning sms Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas

Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas 2h?
Pappu:madam leg.
Mam: wo kya h jo tumhare pant me h & mere paticoat me nhi?
PAPPU: pocket.
Mam:wo kya h jo din me lene k bajay rat ko bistar pr lete h?
Pappu: Neend
Mam: wo kya h jo ldki 1st time karwane pr chillati h?
Pappu: kaan me chhed.
Mam: wo kya h jo aadha jane pr dard hota h pura jane pr maja aata h.
Pappu:Hatho me kangan.
Tum B Pappu ki tarah apni niyat saf rakho,
SOCH BADLO :p

Double meaning sms Arth ka Anarth

Arth ka Anarth-

Ek lift me 2 notice likhe the..

"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe"

Aur uske neeche likha tha..





"Ek baar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe.."

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody stands with u
Just Remember what Einstien Said:
"I am thankful to those who left me bcoz they taught me.i Can Do it ALONE 8-)

Nirmal baba

Girl-baba mere mobile me balance ni rhta kya kru.Nirmal baba-boyfrnd h ke nai, girl-nhi Baba-bus isliye he kirpa ruki h boyfrnd bana balnce kbi b khatam ni hoGa

For All My Drinker Friends

For All My Drinker Friends
1 Bahut Bade Sharabi Ki Car Ke Pichhe Likha Tha-

"Daru Piyo Insaan Bano.,
Dudh To Sala Kutta Bhi pita Hai
cheers!

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki Video

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki video dekh ke bola-"Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Baarat Me Aisi Hi Item Girl Nachwani Hai.!"
Papa-"Saale! kaminey!
BUA Hai teri.. ;):D:p:p

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele b smjaya ta ki mujse ese bat na kre.u know wat?usne apne naam se muje gift b beja.tuje to pta hi hai.Aur sabse zyada hairan to me is baat pe hu ki kuch bewakuf log kitne dhyan se ye msg padh rahe hai jaise mera koi secret msg galti se send hogaya ho.....:D

Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti

1 Maa ki request hai,
Plz agr free msg ho to itna felao k us k bete tk pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,Suresh
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti ho gyi ho to ghar aa jao

Double meaning sms

Double meaning sms
Agr Adhi Rat ko Apka Dil kre Or Biwi ka Mood Na
Ho To..
Biwi ko tang na karen..








khud Uthkr apne hath se



Pani Pee le..
Ek Bar Fir Apki Soch ko Salam!

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe Lal rubr Bndha ho,Giri h kya?

Sbne Hath uthaya.

Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr pda Mila hai jiska h le lo

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare..

Boss khushi se: Good, Aaj kya kiya?
Sardar:Keyboard ki ABCD aage pichhe lagi hui thi wo $ahi kr di.

Satyamev jayate sms

Satyamev jayate
DIARY OF A BABY...

15 June:- I get attached with mom.

17 June:- I m a tissue now.


30 June:- Mom said to dad, 'u r going to be a father'.

MOM-DAD are very happy

15 July: My food is what my mom eats.

15 Sept: I can feel my heart beat.

14 Oct: I have little hands,legs, head n a stomach.

13 Nov: Today i was scan ultrascan.

WoW...!

I am a girl...

14 Nov : I was DEAD..!

My mom n dad killed me..
WHY...?

Is it just becoz i was girl...?

People love to have a

MOTHER,

A WIFE,

and ofcourse
a GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN

WHY NOT A DAUGHTER..?

If u r A Human...!

PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX..

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Grammer teacher to santa

Grammer teacher to santa....!!!!!

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi or 12 Baj K 12 Min 12 Sec. Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh...
O My God??
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"Sardar Toh Kohraam Hi Macha Denge";)

Mountain Dew's New ad

Mountain Dew's New Ad :-

Come Lets Do Something Dangerous..
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai....!!

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Golu-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..