Husband: tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai.._

Wife: kya_?

Husband: mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi.._

Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing....

Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts

Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words

Wife strts her 30000.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman ...

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts

Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words

Wife strts her 30000.

Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai

Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai ki aaj ke din Sadbhavna aur
Dheeraj se kaam le. Bhukhi Sherni Khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai.:-)
"HAPPY KARVACHOUTH"

Best Msg from Forest Dept

Best Msg from Forest Dept
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Pedo se bhi utna pyar karo jitna pedo ke neeche karte ho

Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?

MADRASI SPECIAL

Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?
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BEST PJ EVER 2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the...

BEST PJ EVER
2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the... Pehla
cockroach: "Kya 'Baygon' se...?" Dusra: "Nahi re 'Paragon se'..!

Sri sri: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred
days of sorrow. -
Good morning india

Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet..

Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet... Bcz by being
frank in life, we may get lot of true enemies but surely not untrue
friends...

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?

KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE, JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......

Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE,
JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......and reply me. I will
send U the answer.

Plz msg me only between these timings:

Plz msg me only between these timings:
6am-11:59am
12pm-3:59pm
4pm-7:59pm
8pm-5:59am

Remaining time I was büsy.So plz Cooperate..!!

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta hai?

Celebrat FACE DAY..

Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta h?

Romantic
Angry
Cute
Bore
Shy
Happy
Lovely
Sad
Sexy
Flirty
Innocent
Naughty..

REpLy mUsT.....

Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf...!Don't love

Anybody can love a rose,
but it takes a
great deal to love a leaf...!
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

Santa- Aaj breakfast me kya khaya?
Banta- Sandwich.
Santa- lier, u might had a radish chapatis?
Banta- How do u know?
Santa- Lips Can Lie but Hips Don't Lie.

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and doesnt end in evening..

A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and
doesnt end in evening.. It starts wen u dont need it and ends wen u
need it most...

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him. Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?

Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him.
Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people? son-kill the extra
man.... So simple

Do not count wat u hav lost. Just c wat u hv now, bcz past nvr cums
back but sumtimes future can give u back ur lost things.....

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena

Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena. 3 din baad
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"

To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart.

To,
The Khas Frnd,
In My Heart.

Sub-i miss u lot.

oye,
I beg 2say tht,I m alone just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me
so dat I Can get a hichki..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every ..

May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every evil out of ur life and
bring light of prosperity, truth and joy to ur life!
Wish you Happy Dussehra.

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

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DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad kia Karungi..

Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad
kia Karungi
Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Kar lena k Kamine ne Ring Nahi di.

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na.?

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na..Darasal "james hawk"ne aj k
din pressure cookr k dhakkan ka aviskar kiya tha.Socha sare dhakkano
ko wish kr du..

Apple= Vitamins Vitamins=Power Power=Work

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha Apple..

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h? Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.

Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h?
Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.
Doctor-dawai khali thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor-I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa-Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor-Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor-Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa-Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha.

Patient- Muje bemari hai. khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.

Patient- Muje bemari hai.
khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.
Sone k bad Nind nahi aati.
Kam karu to thak jata hun.
Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup me betho Thik ho jaoge.

If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will say-dushashan,...

If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will
say-dushashan,pehna do bhabhi ko sari,hm bhi dekhe ye vastron me kaisi
lgti hai..

Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,

Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,
Kyuki ap kisi ko apna TIME dete ho to ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal
dete ho jo kabi vapis nahi aata.

Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega

Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega. Pyar se padha jayega
ya yuhi mita diya jayega. Agar gaya kisi sachhe sathi k pas to 1pyara
sa sms zarur ayega.

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. - Good morning india

If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. -
Good morning india

If you don't risk anything you risk even more. -
Good morning india

Ye message 46 din baad padhna...

Ye message 46 din baad padhna

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Abhi nahi padhna

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Nahi manoge

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Tho ye padho
"HAPPY"
"DIPAWALI"
Sabse pahele "WISH" kiya na..

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real..

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india

If you have a good friend, you don't need a mirror.
Good morning india

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its...

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."
Good morning india

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india

LADKI ne Ghar chhoda, Sasural mila...

LADKI ne
Ghar chhoda,
Sasural mila.

Bhai chhoda,
Dever mila.

Behan chhodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chhode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Chhoda
JO PATI mila..
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