Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye"

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye" Dr- "Main OBC quota se
doctor bana hoon, is bar operation agar safal hua to mere liye varna
tumhare liye..."

Naughty new year sms: INVITATION 2all my Frnds-

INVITATION 2all my Frnds-
NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalefa DUBAI
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Jarur ana
HPY NEW YEAR

naughty new year sms : H A P P Y N E . . .

H
A
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P
Y

N
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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di. Aaj panchait bulaai hai.

Agle k ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye
saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho???

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din baad Dunia ki 6 bhikari
Companies
TATA
RELIANCE
AIRTEL
BSNL
VODA
IDEA
apni apni aukat pe aa jaengi..!

Santa got confused while filling Aplication form;

Santa got
confused
while filling
Aplication form;
He asked
his father:
MotherTongue
me kya likhu?
Dad just
Replied:
very long
Likh dey.....

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya
Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi
Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai
3rd tym vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:yes
Sardar:us kamini ko bhej yaha,
me rasta bhul gaya hu..

Happy New year: We have come to d last days of d year..

We have come to d last days of d year..
Just felt i should thank everyone who made me smile this year n U r
one of dem..So here's a big THANK U....

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der...

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der se SITI baja raha tha
aap ruki q nhi"? BUDHIYA-"Beta ab meri siti sun kar rukne ki umar hai
kya"??

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi hai? Girl-tere ghar...
boy-mein b aata hun... Girl-aaja besharam, ammi ko bataungi apni behan
ko chedta hai

Naughty sms: Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi Chudel, Prde-k-...

Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi
Chudel, Prde-k-piche sr-kti Lash, In sbki trf dhyan mt dena, Aaram se
sona. Good night :-)

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to achche-achche ke haath me
katora pakada dunga.
Papa:- Well said.! Par wo kaise.?
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Beta:-Gol Gappe bechunga :P

Success and Excuses do not talk to each other...

Success and Excuses do not talk to each other. So if you give Excuses,
forget about Success and If you want Success, forget about
Excuses....hv a gd day ..

Smart qoute: Progress has little to do with the speed but...

Progress has little to do with the speed but much to do with
direction. So always concentrate on your direction, not on the speed.
Good day.

Punjabi sms: Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai

Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai
1 Jisne paida kia
1 Jisne padhaya
1 Sasu Maa
1 Wo jiske bare me mumy kehti h
OYE KANJRA ah RAAT de 2 vaje KEHRI MAA NAL GALLAN MARI JANA

Reply sms : "Cool Question" Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche..

"Cool Question"
Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche to kya bataoge..
1: _______
2: _______
3: _______
Jo dil me ho batao..
Frwd to ur frnds n get rplies

Lovely qoute: “A man sooner or later discovers that he is the...

"A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his
soul, the director of his life."Sep

Qoute on belieaving on your vison: “We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream....

"We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be
weaving, and we all have the power to make wishes come true, as long
as we keep believing."

Nice qoute : “The best and most beautiful things in this...

"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or
even heard, but must be felt with the heart."

Qoute on life: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to

"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be
honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that
you have lived and lived well."

Lovely qoute : “Too often we under estimate the power of a...

"Too often we under estimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind
word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of
caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

Qoute on Attitude: “Our attitude towards what has happened to

"Our attitude towards what has happened to us in life is the important
thing to recognize. Once hopeless, my life is now hope-full, but it
did not happen overnight. The last of human freedoms, to choose one's
attitude in any given set of circumstances, is to choose one's own
way."

Nice qoute: “Since you get more joy out of giving joy to

"Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a
good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give."

Life is a game: Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness,

Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and
finding happiness, appreciating the memories, learning from the past,
and realizing people change

Santa: do you know what is the significance of R on our new indian currency sign?

Santa: do you know what is the significance of R on our new indian
currency sign?

Banta: after thinking for a moment said... No I do not know.

Santa: idiot it is a sign initail of our star rajinikanth.

Christmas! Merry Christmas!!

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of

Christmas! Merry Christmas

Merry christmas : Bells r ringing d wishes of xmas day,

Bells r ringing d wishes of xmas day,
the flying snowflakes send ma most sincere blessings 2 u n ur family..
MERRY XMAS....:-):-)

Facebook and love today: Boy: Do you love me?

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes

(Boy starts running)

Girl: Where are you going?

Boy: Catch'ya later. Gotta update my relationship status on facebook ;-)

Rajnikant and bigboss:Once rajinikant got angry on his friend, and told him not to show his face ever again..

Once rajinikant got angry on his friend, and told him not to show his
face ever again..
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Today that friend is known as Bigg Boss.

Reply sms: Q. ________________?

Q. ________________

is blank me esa sawal likh kr bhejie jo kbi apki himat nai hui mjhse
puchne ki,...
Snd it to ur frndz n see wat they want to ask u.

How do FRENZ help in problems?

How do FRENZ help in problems?
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They give the most stupid suggestion that will make us laugh and
forget d problem-:-)

=*GooD*= *MornInG*

=*GooD*=
*MornInG*
*"Alway$ B Khu$h in Every Lamha of Zindagi"*
*"In Da Khu$hbo of Pyar"*
*"Jo Alwy$ Aap K Around Rahe"*
*"Hv a Achha Achha Day"*

Respect the old when you are young.Help the weak when you are strong

Respect the old when you are young.Help the weak when you are
strong.Forgive the one when one is wrong.because one day in life you
would be old,weak &wrong HAVE A NICE DAY

"With a BAD attitude you can never have a POSITIVE DAY" & "With a POSITIVE attitude...

"With a BAD attitude you can never have a POSITIVE DAY" & "With a
POSITIVE attitude you can never have a BAD DAY"HAVE A NICE DAY

Three Great Philosophy's qoute :

Three Great Philosophy's:
1. Abilty can never remain hidden.
2. No injury is deeper than an insult.
3. Birth of tension is death of talent. GOODMORNING

Flowers blossom in grand style even when

Flowers blossom in grand style even when there is no one to admire its
beauty, so continue your work honestly even when nobody is
watching.HAVE A NICE DAY

Sum people says "Never forget me...."

Sum people says "Never forget me...."

Sum people says "Remember me always..."

But
I love my attitude...

so I say
"FORGET ME IF YOU CAN." gud nyt

Every One who Stays With You All Time

Every One who Stays With You All Time Doesn't Become A Dear One.
But One Who Fills Your Soul With Love & Wipes Your Tears is the Dear
One.GOODMORNING

Everything is "Pre-written" But...

Everything is
"Pre-written"
But
With prayers it can be
"Re-written"
may God fulfil all ur wishes!

Good morning !

BHAGWAN se pyara kisi ka naam nahi hota,Unke simran se bdkar koi kaam nahi hota.

BHAGWAN se pyara kisi ka naam nahi hota,
Unke simran se bdkar koi kaam nahi hota.
Dunia ki mohbbat me hoti hai ruswai,
Par unki mohbbat me koi badnam nahi hota.

Shubh Savera !

Amazing: If u re-arrnge these letters you'll get d following:

Amazing:
If u re-arrnge these letters you'll get d following:
*Dormitory=Dirty-room.
*Astronomer=Moon-starer
*The eyes=They see.
*A Decimal Point=I'm a dot in place.
*Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one.
*Princess Diana=End is a car spin.
*Mother-in-law=Woman-Hitler.
so awesome that cant resist forwarding.

"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"

"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"
ap k khyal me meri d0sti ne apko kya dia?
Khushi, Mohbat, Wqt, Bhrosa, Hosla, Nfrat, Tension, Time Waste, Apnapan.?
rply

Dear Santa claus: All I want for Christmas is ...

Dear Santa claus: All I want for Christmas is the person reading this
to always be in my life... Send this to everyone who matters.:-)

Strength does not come from winning. Your ...

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your
strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender,
that is strength.

Christmas Tree on ur phone.

, * ,
,*@*,
,*@*@*,
"""""I I"""""
I Hope that I'm the 1st person 2 put a Christmas Tree on ur phone.
.. Enjoy d last month of d year.

Biwi-jab tum desi pite ho muje paro kehte ho,

Biwi-jab tum desi pite ho muje paro kehte ho, whisky pike Darling, aur
wine pike jaan, aaj kya piya hai jo bhootni keh rhe ho? pati-aaj main
hosh me hun...

Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di..

Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di.. Kyuki ladki kunwari
thi... Sardar bola jo aaj tak kisi aur k nhi hui wo meri kya hogi..

Girl friend se Pyaar mat krna Qki

Girl friend se Pyaar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah. :-D

We take few seconds to hurt someone, but sometimes we take years to say sorry...

We take few seconds to hurt someone,
but sometimes we take years to say sorry,
so before this year ends, i'm sending
this msg to everyone whom i hav hurt.Sry.

Congrats! our national anthem "Jana Gana mana...."

Congrats! our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana........" is declared as
"THE BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD" by UNESCO...... Kindly frwd this msg.
PROUD 2 b an INDIAN

Tribute to motherhood: HOW TIME CHANGES ?

Gud morning

HOW TIME CHANGES ?

KaL Jab Hum Chote The Aur Koi
Hamari Baat Samajh Nai Pata Tha,
Tab Sirf Ek Hasti Thi Jo Hamare Toote Phoote Alfaaz Bhi Samajh Jaati Thi
Aur Aaj Hum Usi Hasti Ko Ye Kehte Hai Ke:::
(Aap Nahi Jaanti.!!)
(Aap Nahi Samajh Payengi. .!!)
(Aapki Baatein Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aati.!!)
(Ho Gayi Ab Aap Khush.!!)

Respect Dis Honorable Personality B4 The Companionship Ends.

" ITS TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY MOM "

Sakht Raston Me B Aasan Safar Lgta He,
Ye Meri MA Ki Duaon Ka Asr Lagta Hai,

Ek Muddat Se Meri MA Nahi Soi Jab.!
Mene Ek Bar Kaha Tha,
" MAA Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai "

Happy new year: D year's almost endng....D new year's comin up

D year's almost endng

D new year's comin up

&

I wanna change myself 4 d better

Any suggestions u hav Or any changes u want in me??

Be honest...Reply must..

Optimistic approuch:Beautiful tomorrow never comes...

Beautiful tomorrow never comes...
When it comes, it's already TODAY...!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful today...!
Gud mrg :-)

Flirty:Zindgi k 7 hisse hote hai

Zindgi k 7 hisse hote h
1Padhai

2Khel

3Mauj-masti

4Pyar

5

6

7

Kya dhund rahe ho

Payr hone k bad sab hisse

khtm ho jate h..:D
gud mrng have nyc day

Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:

Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:

Your Name?

Patient-Santa.

Nurse-age

S:40,

N:You Married?

Santa-NO NO No !
Car Accident !

Optimistic line : An arrow can be shot higher only by dragging it backwards.

An arrow can be shot higher only by dragging it backwards..
So whenever life pulls u BACK, don't WORRY.
It's going to LEAD you to ULTIMATE VICTORY.

GM Angel.

Truth about life:" Anything is valuable only in 2 situations

" Anything is valuable only in 2 situations ;

1st- Before getting it ......

2nd- After loosing it .........

Gd mrng Dear !

Shayeri sms: Kya fark hota hai khuda or peer me,

Kya fark hota hai khuda or peer me,
Kya fark hota hai kismat or tkdeer me,
Agar kuch chaho or na mile to smjh lena k kuch or achha likha hai tkdeer me.

Good mng Angel !

Great thought: Living with: "TO GET" & "TO GIVE"

Living with:

"TO GET" & "TO GIVE"

Creates too many Problems, But Living with simple Attitude:

"FORGET & FORGIVE"

solves all the Problems.

GOOD NIGHT G !.Living with:

"TO GET" & "TO GIVE"

Creates too many Problems, But Living with simple Attitude:

"FORGET & FORGIVE"

solves all the Problems.

GOOD NIGHT G !.

Priceless qoute : Feel the depth of this sentence

Feel the depth of this sentence ~
"God Does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart...
That is why he made them boneless"GOODMORNING

KUCH LOG HASIN YADO KI TRAH HOTE Hai

KUCH
LOG
HASIN
YADO
KI
TRAH
HOTE
H

JINHE
YAD
KAR K
DIL
KHUSH
HO
JATA
H

OR
JINKO
BHULANA NMUMKIN
H

AAP
UNHI
ME

se

1

ka
msg padh rahe ho.. Gevn;-)

Shayri sms: Bewafa se wafa mat rakna lut jaoge apna..

Bewafa se wafa mat rakna lut jaoge apna darwaja khula mat rakhna,
khwaish h agr jannat ma jane ki maa baap ko apne se juda mat rakhna..
true heats touching line

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any..

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any number
1
2
3
4
5
6
7

Plz Reply
.

mat karna.
Tmhe koi 10 rupay na de, jaan kaun dega...!!

A boy was going with his G.F.

A boy was going with his G.F.

A frend asked: Who is she?

BOY: My cousin.

The frend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.!" gm.

Reply sms: 2010 Is Almost Over, confess 1 thing you

2010 Is Almost Over, confess 1 thing you always wnted to tell me :-)
REPLY MUSTTTT !!

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.
Bahut der ho gai to 3ra Pandit ne pucha kya hua to 1 Pandit Bola..
Jb me Lahsun Pyaz nhi khata to isne mere Chiken me dala kyo..

Sardar in a computer exam was asked. "Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar in a computer exam was asked.
"Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar - It is similar to surf excel to clean computer ...

UNBEATABLE quote: "Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain Because

UNBEATABLE LINES:

"Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart
But
Keep Me In Ur Brain Because
The Bigger Empty Place Gives Much Comfort To Me..."

gdmrng

Reply sms : New Slam book 2011...

Hi...fill dis for me n i promise u.dat i'll keep dis forever in my
cell if you fill it truely.

New Slam book 2011...
Name:
Pet name:
b'day:
Best friend

A very true quot sayinG :" Words don't have the power to huRt you.. Unless,

A very true sayinG :
" Words don't have the power to huRt you..
Unless,
The person who said it means a lot to YOU..... :-)
Gud mrng...

A very Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-

A vry Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-
Excuses r d easiest things to manufacture..

But..

Hardest things to sell..
So,think b4 u refuse
GUDDAY.!.........

Right thought : Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society

Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society.
Remember when d game of CHESS is over, both KING and PAWNS go in same
box.

Have a nice day.

Good mng Dear !

A True Saying-Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST

A True Saying-
Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your
mind when you want to SHARE something to anyone.
Gud mrn'g.

New year 2011: Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue...

Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue Apko dhara 1/1/11 k teht 14 din phle
'Happy New Year'khte hue jindgi Bhr khush rhne Ki sza di jati H.......:-D

Good One liner : Strength grows when we DARE

Strength grows when we DARE,

Unity grows when we CHEER,

Love grows when we SHARE

and

Relationship grows when we Care..!Tckr

Dad n son sms : Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

No money,
No fun,
Your son.

Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad...

Meaning of life in sms: life is short, live it! luv is rare,grab it! anger is bad,dump it! fear is...

life is short, live it! luv is rare,grab it! anger is bad,dump it!
fear is awful,face it! memories r sweet,cherish it! sender is genious,
accept it!

Double meaning sms: Wo maza! Na red label me, Na Taaj me, Na...

Wo maza! Na red label me, Na Taaj me, Na puri duniya k raj me, Na sur
me-na saaz me,
Na kuber k khazane me,
Jo maza hai Subah Uthkar..

... fir sO jaane me :d
G.MRG.

Famous quotes: MOTHER TERESA "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect

MOTHER TERESA ;
"Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person"
But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person..!

Facts of life : Always take extra care of 3 things in life

Always take extra care of 3 things in life-

(1) trust .
(2) promise,
(3) relation.
because they don't make
noise when they break !

Good mng G !

Meaning of life: There r only 4 ways, in which v contact with the world.

There r only 4 ways, in which v contact with the world.

We are evaluated and classified by these 4 contacts:

what v do,

how v look,

what v say,

and how v say it.

Good mng G !

Husband wife sms : Two Most Imp People in our Life

Two Most Imp People in our Life:
1. Mother,2. Wife :-
One brings You into this World Crying: & ; the other Ensures that You
Continue to do So..

Gud night !

"CHEERS".HAVE A NICE DAY sms

Never think hard abt past,
it brngs "Tears" :Dnt think more abt future, it brngs "Fears" Liv dis
moment wth a Smile,it brngs "CHEERS".HAVE A NICE DAY

Lovely sms : "googly woogly woosh.."

Hold ur right cheek wid ur right hand.
And
hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.
U know wat it iz
Mere tarf se,
"googly woogly woosh.."

Friendship sms : "FRIENDS"

Voda"(F)"one
Ai"(R)"tel
A"(I)"rcel
Id"(E)"a
Relia"(N)"ce
In"(D)"icom
B"(S)"nl

Dekha "FRIENDS"
K bina sare network bekar hai.

Luv sms : "Ppl think d worst thing is losing d one u luv in..

"Ppl think d worst thing is losing d one u luv in ur lyf. But d truth
is..The worst thing in lyf is losing urslf in d process of luving sum1
too much"..:

Good morning thought: Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &,

Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &, people can USE it As They
Wish..So,Always Try to stay COOL,
If U Wish to be STRONG.GOODMORNING

Serious thought : "What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday

"What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, And our
present thoughts build our life tomorrow: Our life is the creation of
our mind!GOODMORNING

Morning thought: The SMALLEST good D E E D is better...

The SMALLEST good D E E D is better than the GRANDEST good INTENTION..
SUPRABHAT

Success formula: Think About it.. Its Not a Mistake To Do a Mistake

Think About it.. Its Not a Mistake To Do a Mistake ,But , Its a
Mistake To Repeat a Mistake...Good Morning.HAVE A NICE DAY.. !

Wise thought: Be more concerned about your character than

Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because
your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think
of you.GOODMORNING

Nice thought: The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy...

The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are,But,How
happy others can be because of you'! Gud day & have a nice.

Thought of the day "Good behavior can cover the lack of Good Looks"

Thought of d day "Good behavior can cover the lack of Good Looks.HAVE
A NICE DAY.

Smart thought : A life without an aim is like a Letter without...

A life without an aim is like a Letter without an address. A life with
an aim, but not Followed is like a Letter with address never
posted.GOODMORNING

Wise man lines : Stay Committed To Your Decisions,But Stay Flexible

Stay Committed To Your Decisions,But Stay Flexible In Your
Approach...GOOD MORNING

Happy new year 2011 sms: One Intersting NEWS

One Intersting NEWS
what is This..?
1111

Coming NEW YEAR Date 1-1-11.
I think I am First Person to Inform This News to You.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
1-1-11.

Have a nice day : Always learn compromises...

Always learn compromises...

Because its better to bend slightly, rather 2 break the relation forever !

HAVE A NICE DAY !

Optimistic approuch: The happiest people dont have EVERYTHING in life..

The happiest people dont have EVERYTHING in life They just make
The Best of everything that life brings their way Wishing U A
Happy Life

Nice thought: Very True Thought

Very True Thought:
"Victory is always at our feet.
But the problem is that we are lazy to bend! HAVE A NICE DAY

Lovlely message: Make a friend it is a Gift!

Make a friend it is a Gift!

Have a friend it is a Grace!

Keep a friend it is a Virtue but be a good friend it is an honor !

Good mng G !

Positive attitude: If your eyes are positive you would like all..

If your eyes are positive you would like all the people in the world.GOODMORNING

Motivate life: Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness

Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can, apologize when you should and LET GO of what you
can't change.
This is the perfect way of living life.:-)
Good morning

Optimistic line: Being sad with the right people is better than

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the
wrong ones
And if u r happy with the right people then

Mauja Hi Mauja

Motivational line : Yr life today is d result of ur attitudes & choices in d past Ur life tomorow will b result of ur attitudes & d choices u make today Use ur 2day wisely.HAVE A NICE DAY.

Your life today is d result of ur attitudes & choices in d past
Ur life tomorow will b result of ur attitudes & d choices u make today
Use ur 2day wisely.HAVE A NICE DAY.

Lovely lines : The Stone is Broken by the Last Stroke,That doesn't mean that First Stroke was

The Stone is Broken by the Last Stroke,That doesn't mean that First
Stroke was Useless.Success is the Result of Continuous Daily
Efforts.Hv a joyfull day.GOODMORNING

Optimistic line : The PESSIMIST complains about Wind.

The PESSIMIST complains about
Wind...The OPTIMIST expects it to
Change...The REALIST adjusts the
Sails...SUPRABHAT

Nice lines: Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called

"PART OF LIFE",

But smiling in all those situations is called

"ART OF LIFE"

Good mng dear !

Reply sms: Choose 3 Numbers betweeen 0 to 9

Choose 3
Numbers
betweeen
0 to 9
koi Bhi continue
hone chahiye.
.
.
Example.-123
and i will tell u ki Tum kisse Shadi Karoge.

ANS SAHI DO

Friendship sms: Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx

Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx

But D Real Fact Is Dat
Smtms A Relation Remains 4ever
By Sayng these 2 Words at Right Time.
Gud mrng

Santa banga jokes : Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?

Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?
Banta - Aasman me bhagwan bnata h.
Santa - yar galti ho gye
Banta - kya hua ?
Santa - me to darzi ko de aaya . . . .

Gf bf sms: Whenever an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..

Wenevr an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..
he closes hs eyes,
thinks a lot,listens 2 his heart,
uses hs head and finaly does wat his gf says!!

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi

bhikhari-amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi bni h baad me aana...
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena

Santa jokes: 1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab

1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab tum kya krte ho?
santa-heater k pass beth jata hu? Man-aur agar fir b thand lage to?
santa-heater on kar deta hu

Santa banta sms:Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili

Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya

coz

1st caler: mera vodafn ka sim block ho gya h
Santa:to pgal Airtel ka le le.

Flirty sms:Crazy fact of today's generation

Crazy fact of today's generation:

Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
.
.
.
.

But now they drink like their Fathers :D

Flirty sms:"GIRLS POLICY"

"GIRLS POLICY"-
Proud with innocent BOYS!
Fun with handsome BOYS!
Friendship with good BOYS!
Love with faithful BOYS!
Finally Marriage with Rich Uncles...!!;-)

Gud nite:"G"o to bed

"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day
"T"ak cre!
&
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

DoLLy bindra sms:Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll

Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll,

After mariage beautful doll

After 1year
Nice doll

After 2year
only Doll

after 5year
Dhol

after 10year
DoLLy bindra.

Political humour: Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal.

Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal. Lady-hey, I am sheila dixit chief
minister of delhi... chor-accha, to phir hamare paise nikaal.

Ascai sms: good morning!

. - - .
.' _ _ '.
'. ._, .'
.._"GUDMORNING"_..
To WisH U...
A Sweet Morning WiD happiness.. Have A Lovely 'morning". Dear :-)

Nice sms:Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.

Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.Every problem comes 2
make or break us.Choice is ours Whether we becom Victim or Victorious!
Good Morning

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

ONE OF THE BEST MSG :

Kaun kehta hai ki ISHWAR nazar nahi aata??

Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch naZar nahi aata..

Gdmrn,tc!

Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....

Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!

Sweetest expression of Love

Sweetest expression of Love
A girl askd a boy
Is there any festival which can be celebrated everyday?
Boy replied
Wait till u fall in love with me...!!

Flirty sms : Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai

Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai.
Ladkiyo se batein hme pasand nai..
Ye to dosto ki zid h 'BHABHI' chahiye..
Warna hme girlfriend banani pasand nai..GN SD

Love sms : A Touching lines said by a true lover

A Touching lines said by a true lover :

"I will go out of your life, if u can promise me that somebody will
love u more than me" .

Double meaning sms : Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

jo Mili wo jami nhi

Jo jami uske sath mza aya nhi

Jiske sath mza aya

wo hamesha k liye rhi nhi

Naukri chiz hi aisi hai...

School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

Gay sms:Definition of gay...

Definition of gay...
.
.
Another useless effort by man 2 prove he can do everything widout women ;-)

Masti sms:Only4 Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H

Only4 Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H
Koi 1Select Kare
A
B
S
N
E
F
T
Y
R
K
Reply itz true by german astrology.

Flooding sms:Msg free ho to Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.

Msg free ho to
Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.

"I LOVE GOD"

.

After 10 minute ur love will call(or)msg u..

Love sms:Boy:I LOVE U

Boy:I LOVE U

Girl:I Hav a Boyfriend

Boy:Look.

A goalpost always has a goalkeeper bt dat dosnt mean U cant score GOALs!

Attitude matters

Nice sms:-Sea is common for all,

Sea is common for all,
Bt some take pearls,
some take fishes &
some come out with jst wet legs.Wrld is common 2all
Bt we gt what we try4. Gudhelo:)

Asscai sms: good morning!!

////// Here"
I"""""l") Fresh
L___I" Nescafe ##### COFFEE specialy made 4U. Sorry I didn't add
sugar bcz ur already so sweet...... GOOD MORNING'.

The best thing in life is finding someone who

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all ur mistakes
and weaknesses and still thinks...

U r completely amazing...!

Boy: i can do anythng 4u

Boy: i cn do anythng 4u.
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

Political humour:Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya "Vichar"khilaya

Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya
"Vichar"khilaya "Achar"to ho gya "Chamatkar" aaj sardar chalata hai
INDIA KI "SARKAR".. :-)

Informative sms:"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Meaningful sms:insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata

1.wo jo mushkil halat me sath de

2.wo jo mushkil halat me sath chod de.

Reply sms:According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u

According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u hav ever met till now.
Rply soon...
M wtng 4 a true answr.....

Reply sms:Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti hai

Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti h
or
ladka khata b h or pahnta b h
challenge 4 u.... Agr right ans de diya then i will salute your mind. . .

Reply sms:It's A Game...

It's A Game...

ye Msg Apne10 frnd ko bhejo Agr10Me Se5 k Ans1jese Hue To Samajh Lena
k Apse koi Bht Zyda pyar krta H.
Q-mujpe konsa color acha lagega?
Plz rply

What is 1+4+3 ?

What is 1+4+3 ?

I+Love+U

No

I+Like+U

No

I+Miss+U

No

I+Kiss+U

No

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3 = 8

MATHS pe Dhyaan do..

ROMANCE pe nahi. ;-)

Gm sms:Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya

Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya rang chhaya hai. Khamosh
Q ho ab to muskurao. Aapko Good Morning kehne mera SMS aaya hai..! GM
Have a gud day

Good morning:Open ur noni noni eyes ! So the Sun can rise,

Open ur noni noni eyes ! So the Sun can rise, Flowers can Blossom,
Birds can sing Bcoz all r waiting to see ur Sweet-sweet S+M+I+L+E. Gd
mrng :-)

Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya rang chhaya hai. Khamosh
Q ho ab to muskurao. Aapko Good Morning kehne mera SMS aaya hai..! GM
Have a gud day

Arz Kia He
"SmS"
Dosto Ko Itne Kiye K
Jeet Gaye SmS Ki Race
.

.

"MOBILE" Bhi Unke
Chikh Chikh Kar Kehne Lage?

Love sms:It hurts when u break

It hrts whn u brk up wid sm1 it hrts mor whn sm1 brks up wid u bt it
hrts d mst whn d prsn u lov dsn't care of being lvd by u.

ASCAII sms:

44 44
44 44
444444
44
44
Magic sms.
Ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi
hoga.Try it.:I m also shockd

Reply sms:Tell me any planet name,

Tell me any planet name,
I' ll tell ur life partner's character..
Reply to know the answer. Its
Quite interesting...

Ascaii sms:Come on bull go

(__),,=.____
"\,/" :. : :.)\
_!,!,!"""!,!,!"_,_

Come on bull go

Mere apno
k pas jana
Or
Jor se
ek
Laat mar kar kehna.
Ki
Humne yad kiya h.
Gd nt

Flirty sms:i LOVE YOU"

" I
LOVE
YOU"

Ya sms 10 "GIRLS" ko bhajo aur jeeto
Apna nazdike "POLICE" station jane ka mauka.
Sath me rehna khana aur body masaj ekdam MUFT

Love sms:"The love which you go in search of,

"The love which you go in search of,
may expect a lot of thingz from you.
But the love that comez your way,
expectz nothing more than you...!!!!
.....!!!! :-)

MeaNiNgful Quote:"We Never pay atteNtioN to a part of body till

Very Cute But MeaNiNgful Quote:

"We Never pay atteNtioN to a part of body till it paiNs."

"DoNt let it happeN iN relatioNship.,"

Funny sms:IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS

IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS
.
BRAHMA-System instaler
.
VISNU-System suporter
.
SHIV-System Programer
.
NARAD-Data transfer
.
YAM-Deleter
.
APSRA-Virus..

Friendship sms:Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..

Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..

But Whn u Lose

Only True Frnds Hold ur Hand & Say:

"Tu saale Hamesha Zaleel hi Karwaya Kar" ;-)

Sardar sms:1 Man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

1 Man jumpd in2
sea n nvr came out

Next Day-2nd man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

Santa aftr watching diz concluded:

"MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER!!":-D gud 9t

Rajnikanth joke:once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as

Dis is d best...
.
.
once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as
.
.
.
.
"BOBBY DARLING"

Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

Raahon me khade intezaar kiya tha

Bhool unki nhi, bhool hmari thi..

...kyunki unhone hum se nhi, humne unse pyar kiya tha....

Shayeri sms:Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nhi hota,har dil

Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nhi hota,har dil mohabat ke kabil nhi
hota,rota wo bhi hai jo duba ishq mein or rota wo bhi hai jise ishq
hasil nahi hota..

"In the game of Life,it's not important 2 hold

"In the game of Life,it's not important 2 hold all d GOOD relations,
But it's more important how GOOD u behave with the relations which u
HOLD...
Gd mrng

Reply sms:Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]

Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]
Selfish:
Crazy:
Sincere:
Rude:
Caring:
Cool:
Talkative:
Smart:
Loving:
Sweet:
Cute:
U like me :

Question:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai Ans:

Q: College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai
Ans:4,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi.. :-)

A sweet thought: ''Never get tired of doing little things 4

A sweet thought:
''Never get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons" Bcoz,
Sometimes Those little things occupy d biggest part In their Hearts.''

Naughty sms:sheela ki jawani

Message of the WeeK :
Dad (caught his s0n watching 'Shiela ki jawani s0ng')- "Padh le beta!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan rahegi !!":p

Never assure urslf dat sry is enough 2 ma

Never assure urslf dat sry is enough 2 make sum1 cum back to u..cos
wen pain strikes d heart,reltnshps fades away no matter,How gr8 it
was.!:-)gudnyt tc