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Friday, April 29, 2011
A seed while growing makes no sound...
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....goodmorng
Funny sms: Boy-I Luv U
Gal-But i luv sum 1 else
B-oK no problem,ur hapines is more important for me dan ur luv
Moral-Jaha or kuch nai kr skte waha dialog ache maar do
Reply sms : Ek peepal ke ped k neeche 1 gunga,1 behra
ped se aam neeche gira toh pehle kaun uthaega....? REPLY FAST..
Thursday, April 28, 2011
2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!
Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
70 Rs. kilo hai:D
"Xpression of Eyes can be read by everyone but....
but
depresion of HEART can be read only by best one".
Care for every one but dont loose the best one.
Gud aftnoon :D
A great thinker was asked- What is the meaning of life?...
What is the meaning of life?
He replied-
"LIFE itself has no meaning, LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to create a MEANING."
GM :) gd
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Going to Goa with wife is just like....
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going to a five Star Hotel with your own chapatis in a tiffin box....!!! ;-)
Successful people always have two things on their lips,
Silence & Smile !
Smile to solve the problem,
And Silence to avoid the problem.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Santa-apni gf ke sath pehli baar date par-ye
Darling-agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye to muje chota bhai smaj kar
maaf kar dena.. :D
Sumtime life brings us 2 such a stage dat if..
best n d worst thing happend 2 u?
We hav same answer 4 both as "Love"
GOODMRG!
santa-yr meri biwi bewafa h. banta-tuje kaise pata. ...
banta-tuje kaise pata.
Santa-aaj mene usse pucha kya kr rhi ho wo boli naha rhi hu, mene upar
se dekha to saali potti ker rahi thi :D
U have not lived a perfect life unless u have....
someone who will never be in position to repay u.:-)
gud day!!!:-)
Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal...
liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee rha hai..Pati: Baap re itna
lamba celebration.:-P
Monday, April 25, 2011
Ek Waqt Tha Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The
Duniya K Sare Log Apne Kam-Kaj Chhod k Mere Msg Padhte The
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<) ) \_
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Aaj Bhi Ye Silsila Jari Hai..
Santa banta sms: Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain...
Loveology sms : Padhai ke sath saath ISHQ bhi zaruri hai....
ISHQ bhi zaruri hai,
Verna student ki puri life adhuri hai
Dono ko sath-2 nibhana padta hai
1 mein dimag to 1 me DIL lagana padta
SLEEP is a language of rest.
SLEEP is a way to get relax.
SLEEP is to visualise our dreams.
SLEEP improves your mental ability.
so SLEEP deeply. Good Night..
Sunday, April 24, 2011
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now...
1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two
digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be
this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone...!! This is the
year of Money..!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays
and 5 Saturdays.
This happens only every 823 years... These particular years are known
as 'Moneybags'... The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in the next four days as is explained in
Chinese fengshui Those who don't continue the chain won't receive..
Its a mystery, but its worth a try.
Good luck!!
Two things never defined in whole life- 1 is love,...
bcoz u nvr kw who Luvs u how much.
2nd is Friends
bcoz u nvr kw how Deeply the stupids care Abt U...:)
Gf bf sms: GF:Kal Mera BirthDay hai, Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Lovely thing to learn from Water."Adjust ....
in any shape"
But Most importantly,
Always find out your "Own way to flow"
"MEANINGFUL HOLY WEEK : his destiny was the cross...
l__*__l destiny
l l was the
l..l CROSS
HIS purpose was LOVE..
HIS reason was YOU..
May U hv a "MEANINGFUL HOLY WEEK
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Gf/bf sms : Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?
Ladki- 20yr
Ladka- 5Saal Pehle B Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha
Ladki- Dekha, Ladkiya Aapni Zuban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti H
Reply sms : Test your IQ If u r a Genius tell me
If u r a Genius tell me
5 + 3 = 28
9 + 1 = 810
8 + 6 = 214
5 + 4 = 19
7 + 2 = (?)
Reply must......:-)
Teacher-jhony ne dophar ko khana khaya, iska ....
sardar-jhony sham ko potty karega...
Facebook addiction: A Lady Updated Her Facebook Status: We Met, Fell madly in love
Her Facebook Status:
We Met, Fell madly in love
Got Engaged,Had a lovely time,
Den Thngs turnd Sour,
We Sepratd n Divorcd!
Wat A Busy Weekend it was!:P
Funny sms: These two words will open many doors in life
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"Push & Pull.."
no
no..
dont clap....
I am born genius!!
;-)
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?
Juz speak d word RADHE very slowly..
RAAH-DE!
It means give me direction..
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA..
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A beautiful girl enter in class. All boys got crzy 4 hr & stand in d way
Al bys wr crzy 4 hr & stand in d way
bt aftr hearing girl's rply they died!
Wat She said:"Bhai sab rasta diyo, jhadu lagani hai"
Always welcome Ur problems...bcoz
Ur problems,
Bcoz problems gives U dual advice.
One, u can know How to solve that, Other how to avoid it in future. !
Santa: Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Banta: Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa: Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau.
Wife jab bi hum kiss kernge to gulak me paise dalenge
aftr 1 mnth
husband-maine isme 10 k note dale the100,50 k kaha se aye.
Wife-har koi tumare jaisa kanjus nhi hota :D
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
A rabbit jumps, runs n lives only for 15 years!....
runs n lives only for 15 years!
A turtle,
dsn't run,
does nthing,yt lives for 300 or more years!
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Moral :"Exercise is hell,
Sleep welL"
GM:-D
Funny sms on comerce: ek commerce k ladki kaise gaali degi? saale
liability, pedaishi bad debt, insolvent aadmi, itna marungi k balance
sheet tally nhi hogi
Monday, April 18, 2011
Funny shayeri : Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho, Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..
Log Kahte H Koshish Karte Raho,
Har Raah Mein Hope Hai..
Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us Zalim Ko Dhundti H, Jisne Kaha Tha Commerce Le Lo
Zabardast Scope Hai..
Funny sms : Remove pimples, dark spot, scars, black heads and wrinckles from your skin by.....
skin by using.....
Photoshop on your pics :d
Funny raging sms:Senior student during raging says to junior: on
Junior says: okay but i'll marry ur sister "hun le salya pappi" :D
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Reply sms : Kal Rat Chand bola-
Tumhara Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi bhejta.
Tum b mat bheja karo.
Mai gusse se bola-
Oye..!
Tamiz se baat kar,
Koi-koi dost..
Gareeb Bhi hote Hain.
Reply sms : Fill it: 1.U love my= 2.U think that i m=
1.U love my=
2.U think that i m=
3.U dislike my=
4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
6.I look like=
7.Color suits me=
8.Song 4 me=
9.Flower 4 me=
Rply
Smart santa : SaNTA-Agar is Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
Ldkiya Dikh Jayegi
BaNTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dkhengi.
What is love? Maine dil ke darwaje per likha
"Andar Aana Mana Hai"
Mohabbat hasti hui aayi
Aur aakar
Bade pyar se Boli..
Maaf Karna..
Main to Andhi hu!!
Reply sms : Oye Hello!So rhe ho kya...!
<')I('> Oye
_/''\_ Hello!So rhe ho kya...!
Aaj mujhe msg tumhare pdosi krenge kya? Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ki nhi?
Chalo utho..
SMS kro
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Funny gay sms: Tha 1 Hara Tota, Alone Baith K Tha wo Rota..
Tha 1 Hara TOta,
AlOne Baith K Tha wO ROta..
Dikhi UskO Maina,
Katil The Jiske Naina..
Maina Ne Ki Aankhe Tirchi,
TOta Offrd Her Mirchi..
Maina Hui Prasnn,
Aftr Seeing Tote Ka Tashnn..
Maina Sayz,
Hum He Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bane,
Tota Bola,
Do U Hv Any Brother Actuly
M Gay... ;)
Funny haryanvi sms: Ladki Ko Teddy Gift Krne Par
English Girl - Oh! So Cute
Urdu Girl- Allah Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Sikh-O Ji inna Sona Teddy
&
Haryanvi-Yo K Bhalu Sa de diyo.....
Friday, April 15, 2011
Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi hai. Aa jao
Santa:tu mere ghar aja, mere ghar sare hain. Tera dil lag jayega!
Remberence is better compliment than love.
Pple never expect tons of love,but only a milligram of rememberence is
enough to keep ur best ones happy...
Gd mrng!!
why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies for you everyday..
why do you love a rose that dies in a day,but dont love me who dies
for you everyday..
Girl replied:
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"Oye hoye english..
Whats d difference between people who pray in..
Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres r damn serious.
Success formula is ___+___=success
1.Tension
2.Smile
3.Sweet
4.Smartness
5.Style
6.Romance
7.Love
8.Silent
9.Attitude
10.Genius
11.Ego
12.Joy
13.Anger
rply fst..
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Punjabi Baisakhi SMS
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaasteTussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaasteEk
vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyoMarr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.Baisakhi
da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste.Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan.
Sansani news: Yeh 1 bilkul sacha wakya h.Kota me 1 bacha paida hua. Uska w8t 80kg tha.15 din mey uska...
tha.15 din m uska wght 280kg ho gya.Yeh sach h? ......................
Wo bacha hathi ka tha
Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya,Fir Lgaya Bread Pe, Aur ftafat Se Kha liye
Aur ftafat Se Kha liya
Moral sare AASHIQ Shrabi Nahi hote,
KUCH BHUKE B HOTE hai....
A Quote so TRUE! "Sometimes life brings you to such crossroads
"Sometimes life brings you to such crossroads that you feel, smiling
is far better than explaining why we are sad".
gudmrng
Hav a nice day
I Never Expect Others To Remember Me..!
I Never Expect Others To Remember Me..!
Bt I Always Drop My Msgs Into Their Inbox To Show 'I Still Love To
Remember Dem.' . . :-) gm
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
D best thing in life is wen sum1 special gets angry wid u n say, I wil never talk 2 u.
never talk 2 u.
Stil d person cums back 2 u juz 2 inform-
Mai gussa hun.!!;-)
Gud mrng
Teacher se badla: A lady jumpd a signal.Police-stop.Lady-pls let
Police-stop.
Lady-pls let me go.I am a teacher.
Police-aah,I hv waited 4 dis moment all my lyf,now write I WILL NVR
JUMP A SIGNAL 500 TIMES
Hum-hum hai Aap-Aap ho.. Na Aap kam ho Na hum kam hai..
Aap-Aap ho..
Na Aap kam ho
Na hum kam hai..
To kis baat ka
gam hai..
SMS bhejte raho
Tabhi to lagega
ki mobile
rakhne wale me
"DuM"hai. Gday
A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts.
Creation is always quiet..
Be quiet,
achive more....good nite
Answer me this. Why a boy wants 2 b a 1st...
girl wants 2 b last girl in a boy's life. Take ur time n give me a
solid answer.
Funny shayri: Bas itna he kha tha zalim se ki-tere pyar me....
Kambhakht ne pipe muh me daal kar motor chala di
Wife: TuSi udaas Q ho?
Snta: Aj meri Maa oR Behn Alag-Alag hogyi!
Wife: Koi Gal Nai Ji
Ab Mai Aa Gyi Hu Na!
Mai Apki Maa-Behn 1 Krdungi..!
Funny PJ: Who was d 1st INDIAN to use 4G???..
Who was d 1st INDIAN to use 4G???..
Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, sunoG :-D
I was in a taxi when d taxi driver said:
"I luv dis job!I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.!"
Then I replied,
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"Aage se left le..":p
Happy Ram Navami :)
prosperity and success. May you be blessed with all the happiness you
deserve. Happy Ram Navami.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
We cheer for Indian People's League and Anna ...
the IPL in a cricket crazy country. Cricket fans say IPL can wait as
they lend a helping hand to Hazare's fight against corruption.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Anna hazare breaks fast and says youth is the power of our Indian nation
nation... He told the media that it is just a beginning of a new phase
for our nation :)
We Hope lokpal bill is not miss used by other and the prominent people....
people who will be a part of the team will do the duty religiously...
Anna hazare will break his fast tomorrow morning..vandey mataram!!
Hope this strong bill is not miss used by other and the prominent
people who will be a part of the team will do the duty religiously...
I wish for a powerful nation... I wish for a powerful india..
Victory for anna hazare...victory for our young youth..emerging India..
lokpal anti-curruption bill will bring new phase for India vandey
mataram :)
sholay PJ :- Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna....
...Basanti in kutton ke saamne mat nacchna! :)
Anil Ambani was sufering frm loose-motions
Everyone makes mistakes but only your girlfriends, wife .....
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
With scams like 2G and common wealth game,...
anti-curruption bill like lokpal.plz stand with anna hazare at jantar
mantar.
Plz stand against curupption, plz stand with anna hazare at jantar mantar
mantar.with scams like 2G and common wealth games, we need a strong
anti-curruption bill to tackle the same.
A strong anti-curruption law is the need of the hour for india
stand against curupption, plz stand with anna hazare at jantar mantar
Stand with ANNA HAZARE: it's now or never. For how long are v going
allow politicians to loot us and create personal wealth from
taxpayer's money? A strong anti-curruption law is the need of the hour
by kiran bedi.
Plz stand with ANNA HAZARE at jantar mantar.
ANNA HAZARE at 78 not fasting to death for
ur future.Will u sit at home and let him die? take off frm ur office n
reach JANTAR MANTAR
(4 April ), Bharatiya Nav Vrsh Mangalmay HoVANDE MATARAM, Dharti Mata ki ...
Shukl Pratipada Vikrami Samvat 2068 ,Yugabd 5113(4 April ), Bharatiya
Nav Vrsh Mangalmay Ho.
The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with your gf - ...
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"Kya khaegi MOTI...?!?"
Rajnikant sms: Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant- 1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano...
1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu..
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Rajni-0.00903329919856294 rs...:-D
Goodnite, swt dreamzzz!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Coca cola ad humour: Sardar 2 wife-janu coka cola peene k baad
raha? wife-sharmate hue.... Karo jee. Sardar-BrrrRrrrRrrrrrraaaaaahhhh
Be positive: Beautiful photo are developed from negatives in
darkness in your life, it means GOD is developing a beautiful future
for u.. GM:-)
Quote: "Two words that can change the way we
Can.'Think which option you would like to choose.." Gudmrng
No matter how crazy, funny or special the scene around you is it's
around you is it's all useless without the person you want to laugh or
enjoy with.
Monday, April 4, 2011
!!!!Happy Navratra !!!!
9 Blessings of:
Fame
Health
Wealth
Happiness
Progress
Humanity
Gyan,
Bhakti
n
Shakti.
!!!!Happy Navratra !!!!
Santa or banta car mai Bumb fit kar Rahe the.
fit Karte karte Phat gya to phir? Banta Bola "Don't worry Mere paas 1
aur Hai.
Desi new year: Bharatiya Nav Varsh Mangalmay Ho.
Shukl Pratipada Vikrami Samvat 2068 ,Yugabd 5113(4 April ), Bharatiya
Nav Vrsh Mangalmay Ho.
sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho... pyara socho..
smart socho..
achcha socho..
sacha socho...
pyara socho..
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i know its difficult , i hv short cut, only mere baare me socho;-) gevn
Saturday, April 2, 2011
India vs srilanka final sms:
India ka map lene jao to unka map sath main free milta hai !! :)
India deekha do .. Go india go!
Nepali ko raat 2 bje phon aya: Aap so to nahi rahe the?
Nepali Gusse me bola:
Kamino.-
Zaruri nhi k hr nepali Chowkidaar ho?
Kuch MOMOS vaale bi hote hain..:-D:-D
Indian world cup champion sms
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This is ours.... Gud nyt sweet drmz :D:D
World cup champion india: phle hraya....... goro ko...
goro ko...
phir hraya......
haramkhoro ko...
aaj haraya.....
sita maa k choro ko...
chak de indians.
Jai hind..:D
Breaking news:-for world cup final now our pm is thinking of inviting the srilankan pm
and the lanka PM has switched of his mobile !:D =))
World cup final sms: World cup wishes-India ka dum dikhana ha
sri lanka ko harana hai.... dikhao itna jajba ki khud sangakara aa k
kahe ke ye world cup tumhara hAi
Cricket world cup final sms: Na dilshan ki.. Na malinga ki.. Na mahela ki... Na malinga ki.. Na murali ki...
murali ki... Bas thoda intezar karo dosto.. Kyonki aaj to LANKA lagegi
pure Srilanka ki. JAI HIND.
The current Cricket World cup situation between IND Vs SRL as this.
India (Ram) married World Cup (Sita) in 1983 and in 1996 Srilanka
(Raavan) took away Sita(World Cup). Now after 14 yrs of Vanvaas, they
meet again and you know the result....
Hai na dam wali bat... Jai ho india.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Happy april fool:-Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu
matar tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu Chawal, Mai hot tu
cool, Mai April tu fool
April fool day sms: Many Many happy returns of the day my dear......
Profesr 2 studnt: Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"
Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"
student: Jimba Lomba Bomba
Prof:ye kya tha...??
Stdnt: pehle tu bta vo kya tha...??
29 runs,for which Rs.251 crore paid to Pak....
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Shocked?
Ye to Aprilfool ki net practise he.;-)
अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )
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