Ladki patao sms: CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy

CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy
Boy: can u plz close ur eyes for a moment?
Girl: ok,done
Boy:thanx,what a darkness isn't it?
Girl: ya
Boy: that's my life without u

Teacher 2 Boy: 1 Taraf paisa Hai

Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa H,
1 Taraf Dimag.
Dono me se Kya Loge?
Boy-paisa.
Techr-Galat Agr Me Hoti To Dimag Leti,
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Nhi H Vo Wahi Lega na.

ladka ladki dekhne gya. thodi der chup rehne baithne ke baad ladka bola-english chalegi ?

ladka ladki dekhne gya. thodi der chup rehne baithne ke baad ladka
bola-english chalegi na... ladki sharmate hue-soda sath me ho Desi bhi
chalegi......

A boy romantically to his gf: I can see d whole world in ur eyes.....A passerby listens n

A boy romantically to his gf: I can see d whole world in ur eyes.....A
passerby listens n says:......peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai
zara dekhna......

1 baccha har din maths teacher ko call lagata hai.

1 baccha har din maths teacher ko call lagata hai.

teacher's wife: kitni bar kaha, wo mar gye h,bar-bar call kyu karte ho?

boy-sun ke acha lgta h isliye.

An interesting fact revealing the small truth:

An interesting fact revealing the small truth:
"A poor person begs outside the temple..,,
where as a rich person begs inside the temple:-)
Gud mrng.

Today's Joke to gf from bf :-

Today's Joke to gf from bf:-

A boy said
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Trust me.!;-):-P

Universal truth we learnt:-

Universal truth we learnt:-
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"sun rises in the east"
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Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"
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Moral:-
"Education spoils our commonsense!"

Techar:who was AKBAR?

Techar:who was AKBAR?
Boy:Akbar was gay!!
Tchr:why?
Boy: v hav heard.
Laila-Majnu,
Heer-Ranjha,
Adam-Eve,
Soni-Mahival
&
only

Akbar-Birbal...:-P

.*"*.*"*. '*.Pyari Si '*.subha Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyari Si
'*.subha Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Thandi Thandi
'*.Hawaao Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyar Bhari
'*.Duaaon Ke Saath
I wish u
Good-Morng

Confidence and love at its best:

Confidence and love at its best:

Girl-do u luv me?
Boy-Yes!
Girl-Prove it! Jump down frm d roof.

Boy walked up 2d edge n said wd a smile-

Push me If u can:-)

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it,

Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,

it will add taste 2 ur life,

but if u try 2 cut it,u will have tear in ur eyes..

"Truth" is a Debit card - Pay first and enjoy later.

"Truth" is a Debit card -
Pay first and enjoy later.

"Lie" is a Credit card -
enjoy first and pay later...
Gud morning....:-)

Dis wil surely touch every heart some day...!!! :-|

Dis wil surely touch every heart some day...!!! :-|
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"STETHOSCOPE" ;)) :D.. :p..

No claps plz!!!

Thnk u:)Thnk u:)!

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50
hajar. Sonu: agar plastic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kar
chipka bhi Lena..

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50
hajar. Sonu: agar plastic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kar
chipka bhi Lena..

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,
wat wil b d 1st thought dat would come in ur mind..?"
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Smart wife: U r a gay
:-):-):-)

Humor on Lokpal Bill :- Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions.

Humor on Lokpal Bill :-Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"

Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...

1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?

2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against corruption?

Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."

Just then the recess bell rang.

Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".

After the recess...

Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?

RAM raises his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...

1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?

4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?

5. Where is Rahim?

Wish U a Very Happy Married life.!

Wish U a Very Happy Married life.!

Aise kya ghoor rahe ho?

phone mera

paise mere

msg mera

to mrji b meri

jo chahe bheju

tum
shadi
k
bad
padh lena.

Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...

Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...

Husband: Achcha mein bhale dar k mar Jaun.....::-D

Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.!

Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.!

AND
God has decided a perfect time to make you meet that person

Till then,
Enjoy your own "Setting";)

Mst swt line by a boy...

Mst swt line by a boy...

Every One ask me Why I Love Her?
I Stay Quiet Coz IF I tell dem d reason of My Love, they will Love Her
too & I dont wanna share

iTNi DuUR nIKal aAye hAI hUm uNkI cHAhaT mE.......

iTNi DuUR nIKal aAye hAI hUm uNkI cHAhaT mE.......
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.aB tO RiCkSHe wAlA bHi hAaZar RuPae MAng rAhA HaI...:-P;-)

an important lesson of life: ther is no one busy in this world..

an important lesson of life:
ther is no one busy in this world..
it's always abt priorities!u
will always find time for d prsn u feel is important..!!:-):-)gm

An awesome logic ;)

An awesome logic ;)

wen gurlz hav balnce in der cells dat means dey hav boyfrns..:P
n wen boyz hav balnce in der cells dat means dey dun hav ny gurl frns ;D

Said by True FLIRT "I dont hate you but I cant love you"

Said by True FLIRT
"I dont hate you but I cant love you"

means

" tu itni b mast nhi k shadi krlu pr itni buri bhi nhi k flirt mare
bina jane du.."

"ANMOL qoute" Achchhe dost kitni bhi bar ruth jaye unhe mna lena chahiye.

"ANMOL qoute"

Achchhe dost kitni bhi bar ruth jaye unhe mna lena chahiye.

Qki...

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wo KAMINEY apke sare raaz jante hai,
pata nhi Kab
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TELECAst kr d

What boys gift to another boy?:Gals Ek Dusre Ko Gift Deti He

Gals Ek Dusre Ko Gift Deti He
Flower
Perfume
Necklace
Earrings
Suit...
Boys Kya Dete H?

ANS-Ye Le Ladki Ka Number,Bas mera naam mat bataio..

One of the best quote on 'Home':

One of the best quote on 'Home':

"Home is the place where u can scratch ur bumms exactly where it itches...!!

Home Sweet Home!!

Reply sms: Fill my result Helpfull= (_/100) Friendly=(_/100)

Fill my result

Helpfull= (_/100)
Friendly=(_/100)
Cute=(_/100)
Nature=(_/100)
Nakhrey=(_/100)
Gussa=(_/100)
Loving=(_/100)
Caring = (_/100)
Reply! I m waiting

Very touching lines on Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic

Very touching lines on Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic

"For you, it may be just your Urine and Potty...
But for us,

it is our Daal and Rotti..!!

Very touching lines on Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic

Very touching lines on Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic

"For you, it may be just your Urine and Potty...
But for us,

it is our Daal and Rotti..!!

full on insult: Dhirubhai Calling From Swarg.

full on insult:
Dhirubhai Calling From Swarg.
"Beta Anil,Kaisa Chal Raha hai Apna Reliance?
ANIL: Papa,Kuch Sunai Nhi De rha.Ap Mere vodafon No.Pe Call karo.:D

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai.19000 Rs.

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai.19000 Rs. salary hai,Bas SHAKAL dikha ke
mariz behosh karna hai.Jaldi FORM bhardo..aapka selection To pakka
hai........

Ha,ha..ha........ Last Nite d Devils Came To My

Ha,ha..ha........ Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room. They Wanted To
Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We
Can't Disturb Our BOSS!'gud morng ;)

Best and true quote:

Best and true quote:
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'you and your feelings are important to your friends till they are single !!! :(

Jony Jony Yes papa Drinking water

Jony Jony Yes papa
Drinking water
NO papa,
Drinking QUATER
Yes PAPA,
Mixing WATER
NO papa,
Neet piyoge
Yes papa,
Desi pee Lo
No papa,
English piyoge
HA HA HA...

Facebook addiction to youth,Reason xplained by a boy after Breakup:

Facebook addiction to youth,Reason xplained by a boy after Breakup:

Aagar wo jaan bhi maang leti to hans ke de deta..

Par Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password maang liya ..:-P

When someone msgs U, don't think k iska sms free hai to kar raha hai,

When someone msgs U,
don't think k iska sms free hai to kar raha hai,

but think that he gives 1 minute of his life for sending msg &
rembering U..:-) gn

Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?

Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?
Kid:12!

Teacher:How did u know?

Kid: learn from bollywood song from ready :)Baara mahine me bara
tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! :D

DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika:-D

Go indians Go for ur motherland.Baba ramdev, anna hazare says:kala dhan

Baba ramdev, anna hazare says:kala dhan vaps lao.
Kya aap jante hain 400lakh crore agar vapas aayega to kya hoga?
1. Bharat financialy no.1 banega.
2.ek jile ko 60hajar crore aur ek gaon ko100crore.
3. 20 sal tak kisi bhi tarh ka tax nai dena padega.
4.petrol-25rs.disel-15rs.cng-15o rs. Dal-20rs. Milk-8rs.
5.light ka kabi bill nai dena hoga.
6.bhart ke border charon tarf se china wall se bhi zayda strong ban jayega.
7.pure desh mein 1500 oxford jaisi univercity khul jayengi.
8. 28,000km.ki rubber road(as in paris) taiyar ho jayegi.
9- 2,000 hospital (inc.all facility) all med. Free.
10.aur 95 crore logon pas apna ghar hoga. Ghuma dalo is msg ko itna k
khud sarkar k pas pahunch jae....... Go indians Go for ur motherland.

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Krti.. .?

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Krti.. .?

Intresting Jawab:
Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Ni.. .

OBAMA's latest Nightmare...:D

OBAMA's latest Nightmare...:D
Osama Bin Laden's Body seen floating near the statue of Liberty
Singing ..Saat Samundar paar mein tere peeche peeche aa gaya..:D

What Is Success?

What Is Success?
In Simple Words ...
..When Your "SIGNATURE" Changes in To "AUTOGRAPH" That Is Success..!

Dad son sms: Son: dad what will you gift me if I clear my examinations?

Son: dad what will you gift me if I clear my examinations?
Dad:- I will gift you a bycycle if you clear the exam.
Son: and...if by any chnace I don't clear the exams?
Dad: then I will give you 10 bycycle.

Son:- what? But why?

Dad:- then I will open a bycycle seller shop for you. No need to wait
money in education:D

Funny mendak:2 mendak baithe the

2 mendak baithe the

1 bola - tarrr

2ra bola - tarrr

1phir bola - tarrr

2ra phir bola - tarrr

1 bola - farrr

2ra bola - yar tu topic mat change karr..

Funny truth about facebook- No one is as ugly as their driving licence's pic,

Funny truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving licence's pic, nor as good-looking
as their Facebook profile pic.

Everything is fair in "LOve n War"

Everything is fair in "LOve n War".

But I suggest ppl 2 do War,
bt NVR Love,

coz

"Bullets r cheaper
than dating a girl..."!! ;-):-P

Jis gali se tum gujro.Jis rah se tum gujro.Kuch....

Jis gali se tum gujro.Jis rah se tum gujro.Kuch aisa kar gujro . Ki
har baar jab bhi gujro . Har gali se awaz aye

chor . Chor . Chor .Chor.....!
chor

Quote on life: "Life is story written by God's own hands. I

Quote in life: "Life is story written by God's own hands. I dont know
how u came in my story. But I request God 2 keep u in my story till he
writes my last chapter!"
gud evng

Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se

Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya.

Banta-Phir kya hua?

Santa- bewkoof kal raat se apni behan ko romantic msgs bhej ra hai.

AIRPORT Pe Patni: Dekho, Woh Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai...

AIRPORT Pe Patni: Dekho, Woh Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai
De Rahe Hai...
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Pati: Woh Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai, RECEIVE Karne Nahi! ;)

Humour on patrol hike: Petrol ke rate badane ke baad.... Santa bike le

Petrol ke rate badane ke baad.... Santa bike le ke petrol pump gya,
salesman-kitne ka daalu. Santa-10 Rs. ka bike ke upar chhidak de, aag
lagani hai.

Perfect example of generation gap:

Perfect example of generation gap:

Aamir Khan- " Papa kehte hai bada naam karega "

Imran Khan- " Daddy mujhse bola , tu galti hai meri.. :D :p:)

Wo Bhul Gyi k Use Hsaya kisne tha,,

Wo Bhul Gyi k Use Hsaya kisne tha,,
Jb Wo Ruthi thi to Mnaya kisne tha,,

Wo-kehti h vo Bahut Achhi hai,,

Shayd Wo Bhul Gyi k Use ye Btaya kisne tha..

Anna,congress,Ramdev : The politics within

Myth of Manmohan Singh being Honest, busted by Former IT Commissioner (Adl)

A true frndship quote:If i came to know tht i wil die soon., i wud hide it frm u all till i die....

A true frndship quote:
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If i cm to knw tht i wil die soon., i wud hide it frm u all till i die....
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Coz.,
kamino., tum uski bhi party maang loge..!! ;->

Gay sms:- SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai

SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai
PAPA: To tumne use mara kyu nhi ??

SON:I can't papa

HE IS SO HOT...:-P

Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti hai k kya batau.

Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h
k kya batau

Banta:Kaise

Santa:Kal mene Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola
"main Kon?
To boli
"DUDHWALA"

Ramlal : Thakur, Gabbar Chhoti Bahu Ki Izzat Lut Raha He.

Ramlal : Thakur, Gabbar Chhoti Bahu Ki Izzat Lut Raha He.
Thakur: To Me Kya Karu.
Ramlal: Nahi Bahurani Puchh Rahi He Aap Badla Loge Ya Me Paise Le Lu.

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai?

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai
....

Socho
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socho

nai pata
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Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
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Abe Ye To Meri Wali hai

Once in 823 Years:THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT

Calendar for July 2011

July

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat           1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

Money bags

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.


Kinda interesting - read on!!!


This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.

1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...

Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add
the age you will be this year,

The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of
the Money!!!

The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends money will
appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.

Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......

Its a mystery, but it's worth a try. good luck. "I GET BY GIVING"

Avoidence is the best punishment you can give to your loved ones....

Avoidence is the best punishment you can give to your loved ones..
&
it is the most painful experience u can receive from your loved ones.;-). . . .

Fquote rom NAARAD : D If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,...

SUGGESTION 4m NAARAD :

If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,
Bt
think who is sending dose msgs to ur lover?

My job is ovr!

Narayan Narayan...

"It s nt dat People Stp Smiling wen dey Grow Old....

"It s nt dat People Stp Smiling wen dey Grow Old.
Pple Look Old wen dey Stp Smiling.
Share a Smile n b Yong alwys"...
GM

Love quote: Very hurting n meaningful quote ever- "I compromised everything for my

Love quote: Very hurting n meaningful lines ever-
"I compromised everything for my
Love,

But

At d end my love compromised me for everything.."

People say 'Never expect anything in return from any1'....

People say
'Never expect anything in return from any1'.
But the truth is,
when v really love someone, we naturally expect a little care from
them..........

A smile to start a day,

A smile to start a day,

A prayer to bless your way,

A song to lighten a moment,

A cheer to say have a wonderful day!

''Good Morning''

Choose 1 COLD-DRINK Then i'll tell u aapki shaadi kaun se Year me & kaise hogi...

Choose 1 COLD-DRINK Then i'll tell u aapki shaadi kaun se Year me &
kaise hogi...
7up
Sprite
Dew
Pepsi
Mirinda
Cocacola
Reply Fast...
Its Interesting..

TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???

TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???

STUDENT: my father's Cheque book..

Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta
FACEBOOK ke Keedo..:)

We don't know the actual meaning of maturity..

We don't know the actual meaning of maturity..

Maturity is when- "a person hurts you and you try to understand their
situation and don't hurt dem back!

Funny love calculator:Calculate ur LOVE percentage..

Funny love calculator:
Calculate ur LOVE percentage..

Type LOVE<ur name><ur lovers name>
Send to

Ur father's mobile.
He wll tell ur future!try it.
Its very interesting.;)

We think there iz enough time to live but we....

We think there iz enough time to live but we never know which moments
iz the last.
so share ,care,love and celebrate every moments of life...!!!

Funny quote on New Economic Analysis:

Funny quote on New Economic Analysis:

Its Better To Have A Long Distance
Relationship Because STD Rates Are Much Lower Than Fuel Rates. . .

Nice quote:"BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU.."

Quote "BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU.."

Read again.. It has a very beautiful meaning in it..
gmrg take care

In a class, Mam- Bachho U have 2 write an essay on 'MY TEACHER'

In a class,
Mam- Bachho U have 2 write an essay on 'MY TEACHER'

After 5 minuts
A child stood up & asked-
Mam mast chhamiya ko english me kya kahte hai ?;:-)

Next genaration sharabi Poem.. Drinking...

Next genaration sharabi Poem.. Drinking Drinkng litle Peg.. How i
Wondr wht a BAR..Quarter rates r up so HIGH..Drink a smal with chickn
fry. . . ;)

boy(romantically): i wanna tel u sum thing

boy(romantically):
i wanna tel u sum thing

gal:
its not gud 2 talk while eating

(after eating)

gal:now tel me?

boy:
der was a cockroach in ur food
now teach me table manners heroine.. :D

There are 3 Kinds of Men: ASIAN

There r 3 Kinds of Men:
ASIAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most.
AMERICAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most.
ARAB
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most!!:-D

Awesome quote: Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple,

Quote : Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple, Laughing too
is Simple, Winning is also Simple, But, being "Simple" is not very
"Simple" ...

Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..

Bryan Dyson-Former CEO coca cola 30 sec speech

santa banta sms :- English paper result

Santa:- yaar bata english exams ka result agaya hai...
Banta:- ok mere result kesa raha ?
Santa:- yaar tu fail; hogaya
banta:- no yaar it is ampissible :D