Monday, August 29, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Husband wife sms: Husband TV Ke Samne Baitha ro raha tha
Husband wife sms: Husband TV Ke Samne Baitha Ro Raha Tha
Wife:-Tum Kaunsa Serial Dekh Rahe Ho Jo Itna Ro Rahe Ho
Husband:-Ye Serial Nahi Hai Humari Shadi Ki CD hai.;-)
GN
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Anna victory is a nation victory
Anna victory is a nation victory.we all as kdwebworld team will
celebrate this victory in ram leela maindaan.. It was worth for us to
join the anna team today.. Great day with remarkable history created
by passing a 43 year old bill. It is almost a decade for the bill to
get pass in making history today.27 august will remain a special day
for our mother land.
celebrate this victory in ram leela maindaan.. It was worth for us to
join the anna team today.. Great day with remarkable history created
by passing a 43 year old bill. It is almost a decade for the bill to
get pass in making history today.27 august will remain a special day
for our mother land.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Humor on anna hazare:Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai hoti to
Humor on anna hazare:Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai hoti to yeh andolan kabhi na hota.
1. kahan ja rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki?
3. yeh kejariwal ka saath chhodo, wahi aapko bhadkata hai.!!!
4. woh boycut baal wali ladki kaun hai? baar baar bagal mein akar baithti hai..
...5. sham tak aa jaoge na?
6. pahunchte hi fone karna...
7. udhar se wapis aate hue 1 kilo aalu aur payaz bhi le ana.
1. kahan ja rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki?
3. yeh kejariwal ka saath chhodo, wahi aapko bhadkata hai.!!!
4. woh boycut baal wali ladki kaun hai? baar baar bagal mein akar baithti hai..
...5. sham tak aa jaoge na?
6. pahunchte hi fone karna...
7. udhar se wapis aate hue 1 kilo aalu aur payaz bhi le ana.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Chai Ke Liye Jaise Toast Hota Hai
Vaise Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Aise Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Koi Subah Paanch Baje Neend Se Jagaye
Koe Raat Ko Teen Baje Jaan Bachaye
Ek Teri Kadki Mein Sharing Kare
Aur Ek Tere Budget Mein Sneak In Kare
Koi Nature Se Guest.. KKoi Host Hota Hai..
Par Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Ek Ghadi Ghadi kaam Aye Par Kabhi Kabhi Call Kare
Ek Kabhi Kabhi Kaam Aye Aur Ghadi Ghadi Call Kare
Gossip Ka Koi Ghoomta Phirta Satellite
Koi Saath Rahe To karde Sab Alright
Koi Effortless, Koi Forced Hota Hai
Lekin Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota hai
Chat Room Friend, Koi Class Room Friend
Koi Bike Pe Race Wala Vroom-Vroom FriendShopping Mall Wala Sopping Friend
Koi Exam Hall Wala Copying Friend
Movie Buddy.. Groovie Buddy
Hi Buddy.. Bye Buddy
Joke Buddy.. Poke Buddy
Gana Buddy.. Shaana Buddy
Chaddi Buddy.. Yaar Buddy
Kutte… Kaminey..Everybody.. Sab Buddy
A To Z
Gin Gin Ke Naam Bheja Roast Hota Hai
Par Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Lekin Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Vaise Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Aise Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Koi Subah Paanch Baje Neend Se Jagaye
Koe Raat Ko Teen Baje Jaan Bachaye
Ek Teri Kadki Mein Sharing Kare
Aur Ek Tere Budget Mein Sneak In Kare
Koi Nature Se Guest.. KKoi Host Hota Hai..
Par Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Ek Ghadi Ghadi kaam Aye Par Kabhi Kabhi Call Kare
Ek Kabhi Kabhi Kaam Aye Aur Ghadi Ghadi Call Kare
Gossip Ka Koi Ghoomta Phirta Satellite
Koi Saath Rahe To karde Sab Alright
Koi Effortless, Koi Forced Hota Hai
Lekin Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota hai
Chat Room Friend, Koi Class Room Friend
Koi Bike Pe Race Wala Vroom-Vroom FriendShopping Mall Wala Sopping Friend
Koi Exam Hall Wala Copying Friend
Movie Buddy.. Groovie Buddy
Hi Buddy.. Bye Buddy
Joke Buddy.. Poke Buddy
Gana Buddy.. Shaana Buddy
Chaddi Buddy.. Yaar Buddy
Kutte… Kaminey..Everybody.. Sab Buddy
A To Z
Gin Gin Ke Naam Bheja Roast Hota Hai
Par Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
Lekin Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
GUYS GUYS.. PRINCIPAL.. PRINCIPAL.. PRINCIPAL..HAR FRIEND ZAROORI HAI YAAR
LOKPAL SURVEY - Times of India
LOKPAL SURVEY - Times of India:
Please share views on the Lokpal bill by just answering the 5 question
survey being conducted by Times of India
It takes less than 2 minutes of your time
Please share views on the Lokpal bill by just answering the 5 question
survey being conducted by Times of India
It takes less than 2 minutes of your time
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/survey.cms
Also please forward it to your known contacts, requesting them to do
the same.you can share it to social comunity by clicking on the button
below:-
It will help create a public referendum through authentic source which
will be presented to the public and the government :)
Together we can modify our future
Do it for your child.
Join anna team: We as a kdwebworld team feel so pathetic on govt behavior with Ann
Join anna team: We as a kdwebworld team feel so pathetic on govt
behavior with Anna hazare team today.Now its time to do or die. We
request all our reader and visitor to Please join our team in ram
leela maidan tomorrow morning.let's make our life worth for our
motherland... Join us! Jai hind!
behavior with Anna hazare team today.Now its time to do or die. We
request all our reader and visitor to Please join our team in ram
leela maidan tomorrow morning.let's make our life worth for our
motherland... Join us! Jai hind!
LETTER OF THE EDITOR OF "THE TIMES OF INDIA" TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Husband wife sms: WIFE: I am going 2 LONDON
Husband wife sms: WIFE: I am going 2 LONDON.what gift do u want?
HUSBAND: a british girl. Wife Returns to india. Husband: where is my
gift. Wife: wait for 9 months ...! ;) :P
HUSBAND: a british girl. Wife Returns to india. Husband: where is my
gift. Wife: wait for 9 months ...! ;) :P
Friday, August 19, 2011
Funny kamwali: Dhadkane ruk gai meri ye sun kr,
Funny kamwali: Dhadkane ruk gai meri ye sun kr,
Jb light gayi to kaam wali baee ne kaha
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"wat the hell is this ;-)"
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Sardarji and waiter:Sardar gussey se:
Sardarji and waiter:Sardar gussey se:
waiteeeeeer! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nhi hain!
waiteeeeeer! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nhi hain!
Waiter: sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hai...!
Sardar: han yaar sorry..%-)
Humor on facebook:Pind vich ghumde kutta te
Humor on facebook:Pind vich ghumde kutta te facebook te mile kuri da
koi bhrosa nhi,
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kuri kdo chad de te kutta kdo vhad de
koi bhrosa nhi,
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kuri kdo chad de te kutta kdo vhad de
So be Careful.... ! ! ! :P
Papu and papa: GHOR KALYUG
Papu and papa: GHOR KALYUG
Papu: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday he. Use kya du..
Papa : Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Papu: Mast hai.
Papa : Mera number de de..........:P:P:P
Papu: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday he. Use kya du..
Papa : Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Papu: Mast hai.
Papa : Mera number de de..........:P:P:P
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Join anna hazare team: 'Join Anna hazare
Join anna hazare team: 'Join Anna hazare anshan against corruption'
forward to all indians, and spread this message all over india,
forward to all indians, and spread this message all over india,
Humor on anna hazare movement: If all the black money comes back to India,then: Beer
Humor on anna hazare movement: If all the black money comes back to
India,then: Beer Rs 8 VodkaRs 20 Whiskey Rs 35 At least support Anna
Hazare now.
India,then: Beer Rs 8 VodkaRs 20 Whiskey Rs 35 At least support Anna
Hazare now.
Humor on anna hazare: Mother to child:
Humor on anna hazare: Mother to child: Look.That (Anna Hazare) uncle
did not eat food and police took him to jail :D
did not eat food and police took him to jail :D
Pj on anna hazare :What will you say If Kiran leaves Hazare midway?
Pj on anna hazare :What will you say If Kiran leaves Hazare midway?
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:
Ghar ki Bedi Anna dhaye :D
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:
Ghar ki Bedi Anna dhaye :D
Attitude sms: My way of Life People laugh...
Attitude sms: My way of Life People laugh because I am different. And
I laugh because they are all same. Thats called "Attitude" Live it you
own way .
I laugh because they are all same. Thats called "Attitude" Live it you
own way .
Humor on indian politics : Jailer to KASAB: y r u so happy???
Humor on indian politics : Jailer to KASAB: y r u so happy???Kasab : I
am not Indian, I Hate India, I killed Indians,
but I am sure I am safe in
India.??
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Journalist to Anna Hazare : y r
u so sad???
Anna : I am Indian, I love my
India n Indians,
but I am not sure when I wil b
killed.??
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This is INDIA.!
.
Forward this message
am not Indian, I Hate India, I killed Indians,
but I am sure I am safe in
India.??
.
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Journalist to Anna Hazare : y r
u so sad???
Anna : I am Indian, I love my
India n Indians,
but I am not sure when I wil b
killed.??
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This is INDIA.!
.
Forward this message
Flirty sms: Wen sum1 is flirting wid u,
Flirty sms: Wen sum1 is flirting wid u,
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Please Co-operate...!!!
Yahi to din hai yar...;-):-P:-D
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Please Co-operate...!!!
Yahi to din hai yar...;-):-P:-D
Husband wife sms: Patni mobile Pati simcard Dono mile to
Husband wife sms:
Patni mobile
Pati simcard
Dono mile to
hua recharge
Beta hua to incoming
Beti hui to outgoing
Twins hue to
Bonus Talktime.
Kuch na hua to
NetWork problem.
Patni mobile
Pati simcard
Dono mile to
hua recharge
Beta hua to incoming
Beti hui to outgoing
Twins hue to
Bonus Talktime.
Kuch na hua to
NetWork problem.
Reply sms: Tell me..Agar Hum aap ki zindagi mein....
Reply sms: Tell me..Agar Hum aap ki zindagi mein"Non Living
Thing(nirjiv- vastu)" hote Toh aap hume Apne pass kis cheez ke roop
mein rakhte aur kyun? reply...i m w8ting
Thing(nirjiv- vastu)" hote Toh aap hume Apne pass kis cheez ke roop
mein rakhte aur kyun? reply...i m w8ting
Funny Honeymoon: Ek PYAJ ne PATTA GOBHI se shadi kr li..
Funny Honeymoon: Ek PYAJ ne PATTA GOBHI se shadi kr li..
Agli subah ek dost ne pucha kesi rhi suhag ki raat.
Pyaj ne kaha 'arre yaar ek dusre ko kholte kholte hi subah ho gayi..
Agli subah ek dost ne pucha kesi rhi suhag ki raat.
Pyaj ne kaha 'arre yaar ek dusre ko kholte kholte hi subah ho gayi..
Husband wife sms: "Always Consult WIFE
Husband wife sms: "Always Consult WIFE Before Doing Any Important
Work in Your Life,
And
Do Exactly OPPOSITE of Her Advice"
Success Guaranteed ..!!
Work in Your Life,
And
Do Exactly OPPOSITE of Her Advice"
Success Guaranteed ..!!
Sardar jokes: Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,train aai
Sardar jokes: Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,train aai,upar likha
tha Bombay Mail,wo bhag ke chadh gaya,aur apni biwi se bola:Jab Bombay
Female aye to tum b Chadh jana:)
tha Bombay Mail,wo bhag ke chadh gaya,aur apni biwi se bola:Jab Bombay
Female aye to tum b Chadh jana:)
I'm desperately trying to find out who are those 4 people so interested in my life.. :D
I'm desperately trying to find out who are those 4 people so
interested in my life.. :s
interested in my life.. :s
coz
Mom keeps saying "Chaar LOG dekhenge toh kya bolenge" :D
;) :)
Thursday, August 11, 2011
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