Happy Nex Year 2012 ! !

Just few hours and this year shall come to an end and New Year begins.
Let us pray that it will be a year with peace, happiness, and success in future endeavors. God bless you throughout the year.

Happy Nex Year 2012 ! !

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peaceful New Year 2012...

On the last day of current year
I wish you a very happy, healthy, prosperous & peaceful New Year 2012...
Enjoy.......:)
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*Happy New Year*-don style

*Happy New Year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
DON jab chahata hai tab wish karta hai
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Happy New Year!
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New is the year, new r the hopes

New is the year, new r the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new r the spirits and 4ever my warm wishes are for u. Happy 2012
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Punjabi shayri: Yaad tenu kina krde ha kde ajma k dekh lyi,teri har 1 yaad te mrde

Yaad tenu kina krde ha kde ajma k dekh lyi,teri har 1 yaad te mrde ha ajma k dekh lyi,tenu labna ni "SADE"wrga Dost ,chahe pandtan nu hath dikha ke vekh lai..!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Machli Ko English Me Kehte Hain
FISH
Hm Apko Bahut Karte Hain MISS
Hmse Pehle Koi Kr N De
WISH
Isliye 2 Din Pahle Kr Rahe Wish

HAPPY NEW YEAR
2012
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Reply sms : U have 30mins to tell 10 Dear

U have 30mins to tell 10 Dear friends that u love them , or 2012 will be ur worst year !"(sorry m in a chain) So... LOVE U my frd !!! ;) GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"HAPPY NEW YEAR" in advance'

Dekho ji!
Saaf khna sukhi rhna!
Abi msg kar diya hai,
Q ki 31 DEC. KO paise katenge.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" in advance'
Dil apni jagah h,
aur bill apni jagah,
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Husband wife: Train mein ek husband apni wife se:

Train mein ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi kar ke pachta raha hun dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke aage daal dun, samane wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!
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Reply sms : Is msg ka rply krna plz plz..

Is msg ka rply krna plz plz..
Mohabbat i lv u kahne se badti hai ya miss karne se?
Sabko send karo agr 3 logo ka answer same hua to apko koi bohot chahta hai...
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Dil or duniya mein sirf itna frq h

Dil or duniya mein sirf itna frq h
Ki
Is Duniya Mein Bahut log Rahte hn
Or
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"-._dil_.-" Me SIRF
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Ki "bhabhi ji"Rehti h
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Shayri sms : Tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhoond

Tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhoond lena.Is Dunia se nahi apne dil se pooch lena.Apke as pas hi kahi rehte hain hum,Yadon se nahi to sath guzare lamho se pooch lena.
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Love sms : Pyar jab milta nhi to hota kyu

Pyar jab milta nhi to hota kyu h,agar khawabo me wo aaye to insaan sota kyu h.jab yahi pyar aankhon k samne kisi aur ka ho jaye,to dil itna rota kyu h...
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Shayri sms : Bhulna chahoge jitna aap humko

Bhulna chahoge jitna aap humko utna aapko yaad ayenge hum dil se nikaalne ki kabhi koshish na karna warna dil ke aur karib ajayenge hum
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Kisise Pyar Kro To Ye Kbi Mat Chaho Ki Wo Apke Liye Sb Kuch ChOd De.

Kisise Pyar Kro To Ye Kbi Mat Chaho Ki Wo Apke Liye Sb Kuch ChOd De.
Jo Aaj Apke Liye Sb Kuch Chod Skta H
Wo Kisi or k Liye kbi Apko B Chod Skta H. .
It's TRUE
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Din beet jate hain suhani yaade

Din beet jate hain suhani yaade bankar,Baate reh jati hai kahani bankar,Par aap to hamesa dil k karib rahenge, Kabhi muskan to kabhi aakhon ka pani ban kar.
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Haskar dekha Rokar b dekh liya,

Haskar dekha Rokar b dekh liya,
Paakar dekha Khokar bhi dekh liya.
pyaar b kia aur jaan b liya zindagi wahi ji sakta hai,
Jisne akele jina seekh liya.
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LIFE Me Kitne Changes aate he

LIFE Me Kitne Changes aate he


Clasroom to office



Jeans to formal



Pocket Money to salary



GF to Wife



Lekin Dost?



Nalayk K Nalayk

no change !!
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2 GIRLS bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.

2 GIRLS bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye!
Bas phir kya..
Dono poore raste khadi hi rhin..:D
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Adult movie: Naughty sms

Dr 2 pregnant Girl- Ye kb hua?

Girl- Mom Dad film dekhne gaye the Aur boyfrnd ghar aa gaya tab.



Dr-Tum kyu nahi gayi film dekhne?


Girl- Adult film thi na., . I am not adult till date :D
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Marry Christmas: Punjabi style

‎​Isayia de pehle guru shiri guru Issa masi saheb de parkash utsav di twanu lakh lakh wadai hove ji.. Happy Christmas.
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A UNIVERSAL PRAYER-

A UNIVERSAL PRAYER-

Aye Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Maaf karna Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi 'Ruki' Huyi Hai.

Note: Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe.

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Life never changes..!!

Life never changes..!!

Only our thoughts change..!!

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For example-
Bachpan mein darr lagta tha..

aur

Ab Fat-ti hai. . . .!!! :) :p
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Husband wife sms : Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Darr:Jab Girlfriend Pregnant ho

Khauf:Jab dono Pregnant ho

Haadsa:Jab pata chale k aap un dono bachon k Baap nahi ho.....
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Mother father sms: Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi..

Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi.. 1 pul par paani bahut tezi se bah r tha..
Papa- beta daro mta,mera hath pakad lo..

Bacchi- nahi papa aap mera hath pakad lo..

Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar hai..?

Bacchi- agar main aapka hath pakdu, or achank kuch ho jae, to shayad, main aapka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge,to main janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE...

:)GREAT LOVE isn't..!

"Aaj bhi Bacchey hath chhod dete hai Maa-baap nhi"
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Reply sms : Ladki k paas esi kya chij hai jo shadi k pehle

Ladki k paas esi kya chij hai jo shadi k pehle
bhi hoti hai,
or
Shadi k baad bhi,
Lekin shadi k din nahi hoti........
Reply fast........,

=CHALLANGE=
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Bollywood humor :Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota

Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota pani b na Maang saka.
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Kyuki usne khud hi kaha tha ki
"MUJHPE EK EHSAAN KARNA,, KI MUJHPE KOI EHSAAN NA KARNA"
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Naughty sms: Do ladkiya ek mote bacche ke pait

Do ladkiya ek mote bacche ke pait ko dekhkar boli : oye kake,ye pani ka matka kitne ka diya? Baccha gusse me apni nikkar utarkar bola : tooti samet 50 ka ;)
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Jab pathr ko log khuda mante

Jab pathr ko log khuda mante hai.To pyar krne walno ko kyou juda mangte hai.Jb jmana hi ptathr dil hai. to log ptathr se kyou duwa mangte hai.
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I asked God to keep u happy..

I asked God to keep u happy..
God said-ok only for 4 days
I said ok,summer,winter,rainy, & spring days.
God said-no, only for 3 days
I said ok,Yesterday,today &tomorrow.
God said-no, only for 2
I said day & night.
God said-no,only 1 day
I said ok,'Everyday'.
God laughed & said ok......
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Husband / wife sms: 2 wise advices

2 wise advices-

1. Never laugh at your wife's choices.
You are one of them.

2. Never be proud of your choices.
Your wife is one of them.

Enjoy :p
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Shayri sms : "Apno" ne "Apno" ko "Auro" k liye rula dia, kya hua agar aap ne

"Apno" ne "Apno" ko "Auro" k liye rula dia, kya hua agar aap ne hume bhula dia, akele to hum pehle hi the fark bas itna hai k "Akele" hone ka ehsas dila dia.
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True quote "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hum apna..."

True quote "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hum apna..."

"Pta nahi tha ki kimat to chehro ki hoti hai dil ki nahi..."ITS TRUE.
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Agar lyf mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..

Agar lyf mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..
To 2 minute apni aankhen band kro or socho ki..
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Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye.!
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SMs of d week : Santa gone 4 Interview in bank.

SMs of d week
Santa gone 4 Interview in bank. Bank Manager asks "What is Cyclone?"
Santa answers:"Its a smallest Loan given by d Bank 2 purchase a cycle..!" :D
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Punjabi Shayri sms: " teri doli de v

"""Teri doli de v 4 kinare honge.""""


"""Meri arthi de v 4 kinare honge."""


"""ful tere te v barsan ge."""


"""phul mere te v brsn ge."""


"""lok tere lyi v ronge te mere layi v ronge."""



"""farak sirf
ehna hoga ki
tera kise nu
intezaar hoga"""
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"""te sada Antim
sanskar hoga."""
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True and best quote ever. . .

True and best quote ever. . .

Agar Zindagi Itni Aachi Hoti. . .

To Koi bhi yahan Rote huye Nahi aata.
Gud9t dude
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Boyz spirit:-Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane

Boyz spirit:-

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Dunga,

Uski Doli Jo Uthi


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koi baat nhi...
Smart hu dusri fasa lunga..$
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True quote.Kisi Se Sirf itna Hi Dur Hona Ki Use

True quote.



Kisi Se Sirf itna Hi Dur Hona Ki Use Aapki Ehmiyt Ka Ehsaas Ho Jaye,


Lekin Kabhi itna Bhi Dur Mat Hona


Ki
Wo Apke Bin Jina SikhJaye.. :)
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What is real love? I tell u a sweet

What is real love? I tell u a sweet luv story...suniye... Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gya usne gulab ko propose kiya gulab ne jawab diya ki jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga jawab sun ke chidiya gulab ke aas pas kanto mein litne lagi or uske khun se gulab lal ho gya ye dekh gulab ne usse kaha ki wo b tumse pyar karta h par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi ........!.So the moral of the story is LUV IS Life.
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Love vs God.

Love vs God.
Gifted to all the lovers,,,

Mujhse kaha khuda ne, mat kar intezar iss janam me uska milna mushkil hai,

maine bhi keh diya lene de maza intezar ka agle janam me to mumkin hai,

usne kaha mat kar itna pyar bahot pachhtaega,

muskura k maine kaha dekhte hain tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega,

fir usne kaha hata use chal tujhe jannat ki hoor se milata hu,

maine kaha aa niche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra use jannat ki hoor bhoolata hu,
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Golden quote BY RATAN TATA :

Golden quote BY RATAN TATA : "Tajurba Insan Ko Galat Faisle Se Bachata Hai, Magar "Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Haasil Hota hai" Hv a nc day:)
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Short love story: 1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,

1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,,

Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phr itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,

Aalu-ghobi,

Aalu- bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-palak,

Aalu-matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR...
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Moral of the story : Story: Once i was smoking at airport

Story: Once i was smoking at airport
Girl askd: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti h ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki h?
Girl: No
Boy:Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi h.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati h..
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Shayri sms: Kyu insan hasta h rone k bad,

Kyu insan hasta h rone k bad,
Jina fir b padta h sab kuch khone k bad,
Socha aaj sabhi ko salam bhej du
Kya pta kal aankh hi na khule sone k baad.

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Murga Mirchi Cheque Phat Gaya

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Radio Mirchi Murga by Naved (Online Chalan)

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Flirt sms: Bhakt:-Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,Dukh De,Tension De,Mujhe

Bhakt:-Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,Dukh De,Tension De,Mujhe Barbaad karde,Mere Dimag Mein Halchal Macha De. Bhagwan:-Abe 1 Line Me Bol Na.. "Girlfriend" Chahiye.
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Naughty sms : Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.

Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.
Bacha~ mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. 
Ladka~ Le yar tu B karle,
Bacha kafi try karta h, pr uska khada hi nhi hota,

Baccha chaddi pehnte hue

"Maa ki chut duniyadari ki" jo kam galat h vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.. :
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Shayri: Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya

Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya
AnkhoMe aansu the magar Ro na paya
1 Roz Usne kaha k Hm miLenge khwaboMe
Or Badkismati usi Din mai so Na paya.
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Did you ever notice:

‎​Did u ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties, p****? No wonder men suffer from high BP.
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~THEORY OF BOYS :-

~THEORY OF BOYS :-

Dhoka mila jb pyar me,
Zindagi mein udasi cha gayi,...

Socha tha AAG LAGA dunga is duniya ko,
kambhakt colony me dusri aa gayi....:p
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Funny shayri

Shayri fever is back
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GULAB k KANTE NA dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHUL.

DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE.!

Wah wah

Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.

The number u have dialed is currently switched off

wah wah

Chehre pe hai smile
ankho mai hai tear.

objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear

wah wah

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
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Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:D;)
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Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think ...

Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think abt the past... love d
present,live 4 d future wit a beautiful & sweet smile..
Gd nt

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai...

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai,
friend-chor ko ghar se nikalte q nhi? baap-wohi toh kamata h baki sab
berozgar hai...

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire ?

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire ?

YES !!!

If you are a billionaire..... ;)