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"I have walked many miles in my life

"I have walked many miles in my life..
I really dn't care how many miles are left for me.
But Iam happy that I met u before my journey ends...
Gudevening:D

Wo kaun he jo laakhon croro ki baate karte he

"Wo kaun he jo laakhon croro ki
baate karte he,

par unke pass 1 phuti kaudi bhi

nahi he" ??

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Accounts Ke Student

2Mchr Bate Kr Rhe The.

2Mchr Bate Kr Rhe The.

1st Bola-Mai Dctr Bnuga.

2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.

Itne Me Aurt Ne MoRTIN Jla Di.
Mchr Bo le - Sali Ne Career barbad kr diya.

Punjabi is a mathematical language

Punjabi is a mathematical language.

Dil v 13
80 v tere.

Hor 10
ki haal A 13?

11 nu ainj nae 27 da.

Ok G
ijazat 2

32 bujhao
te
100 jao.

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka
man kiya.
Sab taraf
Match box dhoonda, par kahi nahi mila..
Aakhir me B-)niraash hoke CANDLE bujha ke so gaya...

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob Baja

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob Baja,

DULHAN Ne Thapad Maar Diya..

Ringtone Thi-
Dil Me Chupake Pyar Ka Armaan Le Chale,
Hum Aaj Apni MAUT Ka SAMAN Le Chale:)

Man in God's Shop : What Do U Sell

Man in God's Shop : What Do U Sell ?
God : Whatever Your Heart Desires..
Man : I Want Success & Hapiness..
GOD Smiled & Said : I Sell Only Seeds Not Fruits.;)

Rowdies 9 - Sab Q-tiyapa hai !

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Funny but true.. read....laugh

Funny but true.. read....laugh

Read it.. You Will Say me "Thanks" For Sharing This Story :-)

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

Hope U Will Share It Too And thus Give Your Friends Some Good Laugh :p

Without your love my days are

Without your love my days are: sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday.

What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration

What is The Minimum Area With
Maximum decoration...
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GIRLz FACE...:D;)

Reply sms : 'SACH KA SAMNA'

'SACH KA SAMNA'
Jawab sirf HAA ya NAA me dena hai.
Aapke liye 1 sawal:-
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Kya Aapne Bhikhari ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya?
Himmt h to rply karo.

Daru Pine K Liye Kisi Ko Force Nahi Krna Chahiye

Advice-

Daru Pine K Liye Kisi Ko Force Nahi Krna Chahiye

Qki
Agr bychance kisi ne Haan kr di toh ....

Bad Me Kam Pad Jati hai :p

Reply Sms Plz ye msg wapas snd jrur krna aj wishday h

Plz ye msg wapas snd jrur krna
aj wishday h
agr aap ye padh rhe ho to apki wish puri hogi
wish mango or 4wd kro
agr 3msg waps aye to aapki wish puri:)Trust me.

Mam(boy se)

Mam(boy se)-
Kaha h copy
Kaha h pen,
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha h kya copy or kya pen.
Tere Mast-mast 2 NaiN,
Mere dil ka le gye chen,
Gayab h copy or kho gya h pen

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

H /),,/) /),,/) T U ( '.' ) ( '.' ) U M (,,)(,,)(,,)(,,) M

H /),,/) /),,/) T
U ( '.' ) ( '.' ) U
M (,,)(,,)(,,)(,,) M

BEST FRND

it's vry swt pic

HAPPY TeDDY DAY...:D

Love has one law "Make the person

Love has one law "Make the person happy whom u love".
In the same way friendship has one law
"Never make your friend feel alone until u r alive!:D

Once 3 eggs fall on d ground bt only 2 eggs broke..!!

Once 3 eggs fall on d ground bt only 2 eggs broke..!!
Why..?

Hota h aisa kabhi kabhi..
Tu tension mat le..
Frwd kar! Frwd!

Snday ko h gale lgane ka tyohr

Snday ko h gale lgane ka tyohr, bst wish mere yar.
mile apko khushi or dher sara pyr,
dosti ka ye silsila sda rkhna barkrar.
HAPPY HUG DAY *^_^*

What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ??

What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ??
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Pta hota h k kuch bhi nhi h fir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hain !:D g.N

Think: "Beautifully" Talk: "Simply

Think: "Beautifully" Talk: "Simply" Laugh "Loudly" Work "Hardly" Love "Sincerly" Feel "Frindly" Read "Slowly" Remember me "Daily" HAPPY VELANTIN

A man asked to explain this in eng

A man asked to explain this in eng. "dukh hamesha sath rehta hai aur khushi aati jati rehti hai"the ans is=my wife is with me but her sister comes and goes.

Doctor: which sope u use?

Doctor: which sope u use?
Sardar: Gopal sope, Gopal paste,Gopal brush...
Doctor: Is gopal an international company..?
Sard: No Gopal is my room mate.....:p

A Small But Very Meaningful Qoute

A Small But Very Meaningful Qoute :

Said By A Philosopher -

"Nothing Is Interesting In Life..

If You Are Not Interested....!!!"
Gud Mrng

Why do boys prefer arranged marriges ??

Why do boys prefer arranged marriges ??
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Coz an 'unknown namooni'...
Is btr den 'well known' kamini.....

Bachcha maa se : mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ? ..

Bachcha maa se : mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ? ..

mom ne gusse se dekha,to wo samjha k gusse ko pregnant kehte hain..

2nd day bacha school se ate hu

Wife-tum meri taraf muh krke soya kro ji

Wife-tum meri taraf muh krke soya kro ji, muje raat ko dar lagta hai. Husband-waah ri smajhdar aur main chaahe raat bhar dar-dar ke hi mar jau

Its a valentine game...

Its a valentine game...
Snd dis msg to al ur frnds..
If 5 ans. R d same den someone realy luvs u!
Ques.- Which color suits me d bst?
Black or white?

Dis is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk

Dis is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk persn
Frm a fiv star frnd 4 a melody reasn
n a kitkat tim on a munch day
In a perk moOd 2 say!
HaPpi Chocolate Da?.! ^_*

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

"Life is not a rehearsal

"Life is not a rehearsal.. Each day is a real show.. No retakes.. No rewinding.. So give the best performnce in all ur roles"..
Be a star..

:*gud nite:*

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

School life: Paltu kutte

College life: Awara KUTTE

Service Life: Khujli wale Kutte
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Married LiFe: Wafadar kutte
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Old Age: Pehredar Kutte

Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha

Girl to Shopkeeper:-
Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
'YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST & LAST LOVE...?'

Shopkeeper :-
Ha hai..

Girl:
"Theek hai 20 de do"..

What's Marriage.

What's Marriage.
Answer ;~
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and makes the person....
***"NONSENSE"**

"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

KeHte Hai Khuda_Se KisMat Mango HuNar Nhi;
Qki Agar Aap K Pass A6ii KisMat HoTo..
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"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

Police Constable To Son:

Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,

Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?

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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!

Aakhon me noor hai

Aakhon me noor hai
Chehre pe suroor hai
Koi mange mera 'Number' to de dena
kyu ki

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valentins kreeb aur Meri Shaadi abi
Bahhhot dooR h..

Feb month of love n romance 7 feb - rose day

7 feb - rose day
8 feb - propose day
9 feb - chocolate day
10 feb - teddy day
11 feb - promise day
12 feb - hug day
13 feb - kiss day
14 feb - valentines day

A suicide bomber enters a PET

A suicide bomber enters a PET store : -
" EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE !!! "

Turtle : " madarchod "=))

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?
Dr-Yes,1st 3 mnths normal, next 3 like dog & the last 3 like fox.
Man-How do fox do it?
Dr- Sleep near hole & cry.

1 ladke ko chirag

1 ladke ko chirag mila
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaand Fat Gyi

Alladin ka Zamana Gaya
bhosdiwalo
Lawaris chizo se door raho..

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh Diya HumKo......,
Ki
Jaane do Yaar "Ye Gareeb Hai", Mohabbat Ke Siwa or Kya Dega...

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Ayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q
Ldka- Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi.......,

Baat Krti Hai.

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya main mehnat ki Qadar hoti To Gadha sub se zyada izzatdar hota"..! Dedicated to all hardworking and busy friends...

What is WIFE?

What is WIFE?

'Wife langar ke prasad ke jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,

shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khaye jao..

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BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO pai

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?

SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?

BANTA: KIDDAN...?

SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??

Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.

Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso chautha hai

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,
or
andhera ho gya,
Tabhi church me ghanta baja,
to sardar chillaya
O teri
"UNDERTAKER" aa gaya.:D

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui 1st night Machchar room ke bahar baita tha us ke dost ne pucha kya hua? Macchar Bola- yaar teri bhabhi all out lagake soi hai.