Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saa

Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saab, jaldi chaliye mere pati ko current log gaya hai...
Docter to wife:- pehely to rab ka sukar karo madam...









Aapke ghar main bijli hai :)

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga to..
By God..
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"Sardar to Kohram hi Macha Denge!" :D

Husband wife sms: AURAT KE DIL Me Sirf Uske LOVER / PATI KE Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.. but

Husband wife sms: AURAT KE DIL Me Sirf Uske LOVER / PATI KE Liye Jagah Hoti Hai..
but
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki...!

Usme
Apni Girl Friends DOST Ki GF
Biwi Ki SAHELI
SAMNEWALI
BAZUWALI
UPARWALI
NICHEWALI
SABJIWALI
DUDHWALI
DHOBAN
SAALI
KAAMWALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
aur
Thodi Bahut Biwi Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai...
SACH ME AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..?

Humor on politics: Desh ki 2 tasveer

Humor on politics: Desh ki 2 tasveer:-

1) Ek bachha ilaj k liye 250rs na hone k karan mar jata he

2) Aamir khan ye batane k liye har minute k 5 lakh leta he.
Satyamev jayte.gm

Naughty sms: BioTechr-Btao dunia

Naughty sms: BioTechr-Btao dunia ki sbse dardnak delivry kiski thi? Student:sunny Deol ki Maa ki,Techr:Wo kase?Student-Wo hi kehta hai "Main nikla GADDi leke!..

: Santa banta sms: Santa-log kehte hai

Santa banta sms: Santa-log kehte hai ki mohabbt zindagi hoti hai maut nahi.

magar vo kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi..

No jokes
aaj santa serious hai..

Naughty sms: ‎​Bombay Stock Exchange ke gents toilet me

Naughty sms: ‎​Bombay Stock Exchange ke gents toilet me likha tha...;
Kuch der pakad ke rakho....
Confirmed TIP hai...
YEH BHI BADHEGA :-;):D

Santa banta sms :Santa ek glass lekey dudh lene gaya.

Santa banta sms :Santa ek glass lekey dudh lene gaya.
Dudh wala: arrey. Itni badi bens ka dudh lene aye ho ek chote se glass main? Bada bartan lekey ao.
Santa:- achcha ek kaam ker bakri ka dudh dede :D

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega..,
Jitna Usne Punya kiya hoga, Lekin
"SHANTI" Utni hi Milegi Jitni Uski Biwi ki Marzi Hogi. :)

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshi

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote h...

Koi ye puche, ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail hote hai...
uska kya?

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why?
Santa: Tujhe Parde gift karne hein. Teri wife ko tere ko pyar karte dekh dekh ke bor ho gaya hu.:$
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next month, but why?
Banta: Tujhe Durbeen gift karni hai. Taaki tu dekh sake ki Wife kis ki hai.

GF BF SMS: Boy asked god"Y does she love a rose wich dies

GF BF SMS: Boy asked god"Y does she love a rose wich dies in a day and nt me who die for her everyday.!"God replied"Wat a dialogue man..Upload it on facebook..!"

Naughty sms: Ad on Punjabi channel.. SCENE

Naughty sms: Ad on Punjabi channel..
SCENE: Villain trying to rape a girl, tears her kurti but fumbles with her salwar. He's unable to un-tie or break the naada.
Ad's background voice takes over.. "Thwaadi maa di..... Thwaddi bhen di..... ijjat de rakhwaale.. "KUKKU NAADE" !!!

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types...... If you're below 18 pls don't scroll forward >:/ ......

Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in a Bollywood Movie is like appearing for B.Com exam after topping in CA FINAL X_X =D =))

Funny ryme :Yasomati Mom"se

Funny ryme Yasomati Mom"se
Talking Nandlala
Radha Q fair
Im Q Kala
Boli smiling Maiya
Listen mere lala
Wo City ki Gori
&Tu Village ka Gwala
Isliye Kala.gn

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store:
GIRL: do U have the book called 'GIRL-THE REAL INTELLIGENT'.

The Sales BOY replied:
"Sorry MAM , Jokes Dept is AT 1st Floor.
HA HA HA..

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-
"SUNO ji,aaj se aapke bina mai ni or mere bina aap ni"

4 saal baad wohi biwi:-
"KUTTE ruk ja,aaj ya to tu ni ya to main ni"

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

SAnta- krta to bhot h par papa ji rasgulle gin k jate h isliye choos k rakh deta hun

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony.



Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm beating you .. :)

Movies of college life:- *Classes:- Kabhi Kabhi

Movies of college life:-

*Classes:- Kabhi Kabhi
*Attendance:- Hera Pheri
*Class room:- No Entry
*Teacher:- Khiladi 420
*Vacation:- Masti
*Exam:- Evil Dead
*Examiner:- Don
*Exam Time:- Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
*Friends During Papers:- Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
*Viva:- Encounter
*Course:- Godzilla
*Cheating:- Lagey Raho Munna Bhai
*Question Paper:- Ek Peheli
*Answer Sheet:- Kora Kagaz
*Marking:- Andha Kanoon
*Result:- Sadma
*Pass:- Chamatkar
*Fail:- Devdas

Santa banta sms Santa ki maa: 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Na Hui

Santa banta sms Santa ki maa:
20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Na Hui

Press Reprter:
fir Apne kya kiya?

Maa=Fir Me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa Ne Meri Shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"

Tip Of the Day- Zindgi....! Ek Cigrate Ki

Tip Of the Day-

Zindgi....!
Ek Cigrate Ki Tarah Hoti Hai....


Enjoy Karo...Warna

Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!

Political humor : 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria

Political humor : 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or
1 Bandar Tha.

Shart thi ki jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan lega usey $10,000 milenge.

1st: Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.

2nd: Bush gaya lekin nakaam raha.

3rd: Manmohan gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya ,

Sab hairan.

Manmohan: Pinjrey Me maine kaha Hamare Raaj me India ne khoob tarakki ki hai"
to unme se Ek Hi bola: Ghanta...Baba ji ka :p

GF BF SMS: Girlfriend khana khate hue boli

GF BF SMS: Girlfriend khana khate hue boli:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe
bahut der se ghoor q raha
hai??
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Boy: Tum jaldi se
khana kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai;)

Public Toilet me Likha Tha 'DUNIYA

Public Toilet me Likha Tha 'DUNIYA Chand par Pahunch Gayi aur Tu Yahi Betha hai?'
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Santa ne niche Likh diya-'Bas Dho k ja raha hu, Waha pani nahi hai na':;)

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal- Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi
Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap
Ne Shadi Kar Li.
... Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad
Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti MeriMaa
Ban Gayi,
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo
Meri
Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski Nani Ka Shohar
Tha
Isliye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi
Huyi, Isi
Tarah Mera
Beta Apni Dadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya or Main
Apne Bete
Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Beta Apne
Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya aur
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Dr: Chup Kar Sale Mujhe
Bhi Pagal
Karega Kya ?

Husband wife sms: Wife Pyar se: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho

Husband wife sms: Wife Pyar se: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho ki mai khush bhi ho jaun aur naraaz bhi
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Husband: Tum hi meri Zindagi ho,aur lanat h aisi zindagi par..

Quote on life: The search for happiness is one of the main

Quote on life: The search for happiness is one of the main sources of unhappiness!
Accept life the way it comes!
You ll find happiness in every moment u live.
Gud Nite.. !!:D

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki
Judge: kya hua?
Santa: Meri padosan ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia
Judge: Ab tu kya chahta hai?
Santa: Badla

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google:

"How to handle a wife"


Google search result:
"We are also searching..!!

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale.
Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.
1saal baad wahi aurat sach me mar gayi. Sab log RAM NAAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rahe the, lekin uske pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi.
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KHAMBA BACHA Ke
KHAMBA BACHA KE..

‎​How do boys propose?
kneeling down and propose with a ring in hand.

how do girls propose?
i am pregnant. :p=D=))X_X:*

Humor on weather deptt

Humor on weather department:
Weather dept today sent a message to people that there is
Possibility of rain on today or tomorrow .
Qoute:" do even their children believe on weather dept? :d

Naughty sms: Santa on honeymoon to her wife:

Santa on honeymoon to her wife: Chalo pyaar karen...
Wife... Nahi mere pass maat ana... Santa kyon? ...
Wife:- nahi mujhey haath maat lagana...
Santa:- aarey mat sharmao aaj hamari shuagraat hai...
wife:- nahi main kuch nahi karungi....Mainey aapni mumy ko wada kiya hai ki shaadi ke baad yeh sab kaam chord dungi :D

Husband wife sms: Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh

Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh
aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Husband : Pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat
hai
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"DHakka...

GF BF SMS: Boy-I LUV U

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2;)

Funny sms: Strange but true duniya mein har insan

Strange but true
duniya mein har insan ka naam alag hai..
Lekin jab bheed mein hum
awaaz lagate hai..
Abe O "gadhey"..
To 20 mein se 18 log peeche mudke dekhte h..:D =))

Husband wife sms: Gunehgaar kaun???

Gunehgaar kaun???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi
"bhago
mera PATI aa gaya"
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.