Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart, I broke Her Apple

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart,
I broke Her Apple iphone 64 Gb

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Baaki Tum khud Hi Hisaab Laga Lo k kaun zyada Roya Hoga".

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u? 1 busy person

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u?
1 busy person
2 Sweet Heart
3 Gud luking
4 True helper
5 cool person
6 Lazy
7 Cute
8 Emotional
9 Baby
10 flirt
11 irritating reply must plz....,

Sardar sms: Height Of

Sardar sms: Height Of Sardarism......Sardar Searching for Trial Room in a ............Shoe Store..

Tv addiction: Din Rat TV k addiction

Tv addiction:
Din Rat TV k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha k,


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BIG BOSS Chahte Hain Ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal jaye...!!;)

Quote on life sms: "Being special isn't always

Quote on life sms: "Being special isn't always a requirement 4 being close.
it just takes sum thoughts & memories 2 feel d presence of someone who is missng.
:)

Friendship sms: U r strong as rum, as as wine,

Friendship sms: U r strong as rum,
as as wine,
as risky as whisky,
as sophisticated as vodka, n believe me yaar i m totally talli on u, buraaahhh....

Quote on life sms: A Paper flying in air is due to Luck...

Quote on life sms: A Paper flying in air is due to Luck...
But
A Bird flying in air is its Effort..
So
be a Bird & struggle with hurdles to become Successful Person !
Gudnyt:D

Funny sms: Kya fayada? 10th 12th BA BSC B.TECH B.COM B.M.S MBA LLB MBBS CA M.PHIL PH.D KARNE

Funny sms: Kya fayada? 10th 12th BA BSC B.TECH B.COM B.M.S MBA LLB MBBS CA M.PHIL PH.D KARNE ka, jab ye hi pata na chale ki golgappe ko English me kya kehte hai ? :p

Quote on life sms: "Response" is one of the powerful weapon

Quote on life sms: "Response" is one of the powerful weapon to occupy a place in others "HEART". . .
So, always give response who cares for U:D. . .:D Gudmorng:D. . .:D

Naughty sms: Ek baar aloo ki shaadi "pattagobhi" se ho

Naughty sms: Ek baar aloo ki shaadi "pattagobhi" se ho gayi:
aloo subah thakkar bahar aaya to doston ne pucha: "kaisi rahi suhagraat"...
aloo haarkar bola





































"mat pooch yaar ghoonghat uthate uthate subah ho gayi"..
:D:D:D:D..

Husband wife sms: A young man to Doctor-Is there any medicine for long life?

Husband wife sms: A young man to Doctor-Is there any medicine for long life?
Dr.-Get married soon.
Man-Will it help?
Dr.-No.,but it will help you to avoid such thoughts:DGudevng

Quote on life sms: Life never leaves u empty...

Quote on life sms: Life never leaves u empty...
It alwayz replaces everything you lost...
If Life asks u 2 put
smthing down,
Its bcz it wants u 2
pick up smthing better
Gudmorng:D

Friendship sms: Pyar wo h jab ham ek nariyal me do pipe d

Friendship sms: Pyar wo h jab ham ek nariyal me do pipe dal k pite h
But
Dosti wo h jab ham ek nariyal me ek pipe dalkar apne dost se kehte h
"Le be bhikhari pura mat peena".

Quote on life sms: " Telling a lie is Fault

Quote on life sms: " Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man"

Quote on life sms: BEST INSPIRATION LINES FOR SATISFACTORY LIFE:

Quote on life sms: BEST INSPIRATION LINES FOR SATISFACTORY LIFE:

The life that you are living now..
Is also a dream of millions.
Think about it..! Gudmorng:Dhav a nyc day:D

Happy Dushera!

Kissi Nu Kisse Di Jawani Maar Gai,Ditti Hoi Pyar Di Nishani Maar Gayi.Ravan V Nice Banda C,Doston!Ohnu Sri Ram Di Butiful Janani Maar Gai.
Happy Dushera ! !

Quote on life sms: A beautiful line : 'Care' is to 'express' not to 'impress' people...

Quote on life sms: A beautiful line :
'Care' is to 'express' not to 'impress' people...
coz when care is 'expressed' truly, people get 'impressed' naturally...:DGudnyt

Quote on life sms: It is not that people stop smiling when they grow old

Quote on life sms: It is not that people stop smiling when they grow old. In fact people look old when they stop smiling. So Always keep smiling and feel young...:DGudnyt:D

Quote on life sms: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,

Quote on life sms: Sugar & Salt May Be Mixed Together,
But Ants Reject The Salt & Carry Away Only Sugar,

Select The RIGHT People In Life & Make Ur Life Sweeter.

Quote on life sms: "Trust A Person To That Extent, That He Feels Guilty To Cheat YOU, & Love A

Quote on life sms: "Trust A Person To That Extent, That He Feels Guilty To Cheat YOU, & Love A Person To That Extent, That He Fears To Loose YOU... Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Time moves on and later we regret,

Quote on life sms: "Time moves on and later we regret,
for things not done,
for words not said
for love not shown
life is too short
so do what makes other happy":D

Teacher: where were u born ?

Teacher: where were u born ?
student: Punjab....
Teacher: which Part in Punjab ?
Student: ki which Part..?
Paagal di bachchi..! Puri body born in Punjab..

Naughty sms: 1 Pinjre mein kuch tote ek Toti ko chhed rahe the...Jabki

Naughty sms: 1 Pinjre mein kuch tote ek Toti ko chhed rahe the...Jabki dusre pinjre me ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,

Malik ne socha "kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti safe rhegi."

Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me dal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gayi to puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola...

"Utho Khan sahab, dua qubool ho gayi..." -!!

Naughty sms: Ek Husband THAILAND Gaya,

Naughty sms: Ek Husband THAILAND Gaya,
Bahut Din Tak Nahi Louta..!

Wife ko Shaq Hua,
Usne SMS Kiya..



"DARLING, Wahan Tum Jo KHARID Rahe Ho,
Wo Main Yaha BECH Rahi Hun.

Sardar sms: SARDAR -Ye Aap k sir pe Choti kyo Hai?

Sardar sms: SARDAR -Ye Aap k sir pe Choti kyo Hai?
PANDIT-Isse Mere Dimag Me Vichaar Aate Hain
SARDAR-SALA Hamre sir par pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai
Fir Bhi kuch nhi aata..
SHA

Friendship sms: uIts very nice to discuss problems with frnds! Not coz dey'll solve it, but dey'll

Friendship sms: uIts very nice to discuss problems with frnds! Not coz dey'll solve it, but dey'll give such stupid suggestions dat u'll laugh & 4get about the problem..:D

Quote on life sms: The tree doesnt withdraw

Quote on life sms: The tree doesnt withdraw its shade even from the wood cutter.
So, love even those who hurt you. They'll realise your worth someday.
Gm.

Naughty sms: 1 bachcha muskurata hua paida hua

Naughty sms: 1 bachcha muskurata hua paida hua
Nurse-kyun hans rahe ho?
Bachche ne mutthi kholi aur
unwanted -72 ki goli dikhakar bola
Jaako rakhe saiyaan maar sake na koi..

Sharabi sms :In plane after some drinks-

Sharabi sms :In plane after some drinks-

British-I will sleep now.

American-I want to do some work nw.

German-I will relax now.

INDIAN - Aaj tera Bhai Plane Udaayega!! .=))=))

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.
Banta rushed home angrily and aftr some time, cum back n slapped Santa:u fool, he is not my friend

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby,wife , husband, Sweety, Son,Sister, Daughter,Lover,heart, Enemy,brother, teacher, frnd,mom, dad)snd this to ur frds. rply

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality..
Its an art of saying that i remember u in
"My First Minute Of Day...!!":D

Gud morning Hav a Nyc Day...:D

Pappu n papa: Photographer studio me pappu se

Pappu n papa: Photographer studio me pappu se:"Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega."Pappu: "Focus adjust kar gawaaro wali baat mat kar, Portrait Mode use kriyo Macro ke saath, High Resolution may pic aani chaiye warna paise nahi milenge SAALA . kabutar nikalegaa" !!! :p

Boy friend girl friend sms: Log kehte hain kaash..Padhai pyar ki

Boy friend girl friend sms: Log kehte hain kaash..Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,apne aap ho jati!.Hum kehte hain ki kaash..Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,parents maar maar k karwate!

Quote on life sms: Its easy 2 mak memories bt hard 2 4get dem..

Quote on life sms: Its easy 2 mak memories bt hard 2 4get dem..
I hope d memories I left behind wil be strong enough 2 let u remember me sumtym in ur lyf ahead:D
Gudmorng:D

OM SAI RAM''.:)

"OM'' Bolne se mann ko shanti milti hai.
"SAI'' bolne se mann ko shakti milti hai.
"RAM'' Bolne se paapon se mukti milti h To Dil se boliye
''OM SAI RAM''.:)

Husband wife sms: Dulhä-Tmhare Saadi se phle kitne ByFrnd the?

Husband wife sms: Dulhä-Tmhare Saadi se phle kitne ByFrnd the?

Dulhän silent!


Dulhä chilla k-Mein is Khamösi ko kya samju?

Dulhän-Haye Rabba

Gin tö rahi hu Chilla Q Rhe Ho..

Informative sms: U.S.A. CHEMICAL Research Center

Informative sms: U.S.A. CHEMICAL Research Center Gives New Result. Dont Drink Tea in Plastic Cups and Dont Eat Any Food on Polythene Paper, the plastic reacts to heat & It Will Cause 52 Types of Cancers. So This Good sms is Equal to 100 Waste sms Please Forward to All whom you care.

Flirty sms One day if i die,dont think that i will

Flirty sms One day if i die,dont think that i will forget u.just have a look at sky! My tears will be a rain drop on your cheek to say....."I m still with u":) Gudevng:D

Qoute on life sms: "Life is not about the people who

Qoute on life sms: "Life is not about the people who are sincere in front of you"

"Life is about those who are honest behind your back"

Friendship sms: ''*."*."*." *."*."*." Kehte Hai Achhe Log upar

Friendship sms: ''*."*."*." *."*."*." Kehte Hai Achhe Log upar Ja Kar Sitare Ban Jate Hai, Magar Hum Kehte Hai Acche Sitare Gir Kar Aap Jaise Dost Ban Jate Hai.

Friendship sms: There exists a place at every corner of dis

Friendship sms: There exists a place at every corner of dis world where almst all frnds recommend d other one to visitN dat place is commonly known as "BHAAD";):p

Husband wife sms: Marriage is a workshop..........how

Husband wife sms: Marriage is a workshop..........how ??????? o_O






Coz in marriage husband works & .....

Wife shops B) :D

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: call me shona
Girl: shona babu

B: nai nai.. call me sweetheart
G: swthrt..

B: are col me honey..
G: honey

B: gadhe ki bachi col kr mje
G: oh ok ok..;)

Happy Navratri

Maa Durga Aapko ApneAsht Bhujao SeSukh,Shanti, Swasthya,Shakti,Sampda, Satbuddhi, Sarlta,Safalta,Pradan Karen !JAI MATA DI.
Happy Navratri.

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya kahu?
Bahar khada Santa ka BAAP bola- Beta,ek baar "MAA" keh de baaki main sambhal lunga.

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....
Because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.:DGud aftrnoon:D& hav an awesome day:D

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad in dis world but thinking makes it so... what people call'SUFFOCATION' in a local train, becomes'ATMOSPHERE' in a Disco!!:) true..

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for ye

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for years."

Keep the HEART always happy whether it is 'yours' or 'others'..... Gud mrng.

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
An sms seems to be small,but a sending heart remembers U a lot..
Gudaftrnoon:D

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?
Beta:6,7
Baap:waah Hoshiyar h tu to..
Bolo uske baad..?
Beta:8,9,10
Baap:arre waah. fir..?
Beta:Gulam,begam,Badshah..:p:D

Quote on life: Having Lips and Not Using Them To SMILE, is

Quote on life: Having Lips and Not Using Them To SMILE, is like Having A Million Dollars In The Bank And Forgetting The Account Number.

So Keep Smiling:)
Gud aftrnoon:D

Quote on life: Relations never break, we just reduce communication

Quote on life: Relations never break,
we just reduce communication,
Relation once made can't be broken
Hearts r always connected and the care doesn't fade.!
Gudmorng:D

Husband wife sms: BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye

Husband wife sms: BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye kale kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui

Pati:Tum Kon

BV:Chudail

Pati:Haath mila
Mai teri behen ka pati