Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Bijli wala:Q sir?

Santa :Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni hai :p

Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....

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"EK ONKAR"
SATNAAM WAHEGURU.
Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....
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Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha

Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha
Wo Raat 3 Baje Dr. K Ghar Gya
Dard Ki Waja Se Dhire Se Bola- Dr. Hai?
Uski Biwi Usse B Dhire Se Boli
Nahi Hai Aajao.. :p

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?
S: Sara

M: Muft da

S: Syapa



Je na kro ta kanjus
Je kro ta vehle..
Je bhej do ta Purane si..
Je na bhejo ta tusi ta wade log ho ji..

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life is like the importance of your heart beats..
Though they are not loud..
They silently support your life.
hv a grt evng:) ahd

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:
"u need Power,
only when u want to do something Harmful,
Otherwise Love is Enough to get everything done..!!"

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the ek ka naam tha apun aur

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the
ek ka naam tha apun aur
dusre ka naam tha sapun
ek din sapun mar gya to ab kutiya ka dudh kaun piyega haso mat yaar jabab do.

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-
" koshish karna umar quid ho phansi na ho....
vakeel :- tum chinta mat karo
court k baad
mujrim :- kya huaa ?
pathan :- bahut mushkil se umar quid karwai , aadalat toe riha kar rahi thi ..............

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se bhar jaye apka Ghar-Baar, Jeevan mein laye khushiya Apaar,Shubhkamnayein hamari kare sweekar *Happy Diwali* Vipul Tandon, Deepti, Vikhyat, Aakashi

Husband wife sms: Husbnd-Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya

Husband wife sms: Husbnd-Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya thi
Wyf-To?
Husbnd-To me 2shadiya or kr skta hu.
Wyf-Draupdi ka naam suna h?
Husbnd-Tu b na!
pagli dil pe le leti h:):D

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Luv - To make u Weak.

Vodka - To make u feel Strong B)

&

Frnds - To Pick u up when Both of d above make u Hit d Floor.

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai
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Yeh sunte hi mai uski aankh pe "MUKKA" mar k bhag aaya ! :-


<(',')>
("(
_/ /_ thik kiya na...!! -?
:D:)

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe ho, tumhe sharam nhi aati..?
santa-janab tusi ta roz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke marr jana chahida hai.....

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem, never say: " O God, I have a big problem!"but smile and say:"Hey problem,I have a big God".. :DGudevng

Quote on life sms: "Talk with someone who makes happy, But

Quote on life sms: "Talk with someone who makes happy, But
Talk more with someone who can't be happy without you!! Feel the difference" Thats life....!
Gudnyt:D

Reply sms: Only smart people can answer this

Reply sms: Only smart people can answer this



if 3+a = 5
7+a = 9
5+a = 7





what is' a' in equation,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Santa banta sms: Boss-mere liye ek shisha le ke aao

Santa banta sms: Boss-mere liye ek shisha le ke aao
Jisme main aapna muh dekh saku
Santa : nahi mila sir
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh
Dikhai de raha tha.

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.? SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.?
SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGAI C. ?
BANTA:Kedi.?
SANTA:"BAARI BARSI KHATTAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR, BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHHE KURI DA YAAR.?
Banta:Fir tan maar paine hi C.
Santa: mainu ta sirf maar hi payee hai, jehra nachiya C ooda parson bhog hai.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money

Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

It gvs Books but nt Mind.

It gvs Luxuries but nt Happiness

So
Transfer it to My Account
I'LL HANDLE IT;)GN

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to god that evryone should have a friend like you.....
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why should only i suffer!!;)
GudMorng:D

Flirty sms : Boy- U Look Exactly

Flirty sms :

Boy- U Look Exactly Like My Wife.
Girl- Oh.
What's ur Wife's Name?
Boy- Im Not Married Yet!
Moral- Learn New Methods 2 Propose.

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy:
Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Girl khush ho k:
Janu i love you.

Boy:
USTRA :p

Ganji krunga bandriya,
Mere b jue kar di tune :(

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club
every member knows the password of club,
the man hide himself beside the wall & tried to listen password,
a member came , watchmen said 'twelve' the member reply' 6 '. Watchman open the door,
another member came , watheman said 'six'. Member replyed 3 . Watchman open the door.
MAN THOUGTH HE HAVE GOT THE PASSWORD, HE WENT TO DOOR , WATCHMAN SAID' EIGHT' MAN REPLYED 4
WATCHMEN DID'NT OPEN THE DOOR
WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD.??
THINK AND REPLY ...
REPLY MUST

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.
"Imagine I m in jail, kya lagta h kaun sa crime kiya hoga? ";)
rply m waitng. .