Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?
Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!
Monday, March 31, 2014
History of april 1st:
. History of april 1st:
April 1 is called as FOOL'S day aftr Steve April. Steve April was born on 1st april 1579. He did 105 business in his lyf tym. He lost all his father's assets. Every1 started calling him as father of d fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 aged woman. She divorced him aftr a year coz of his foolishness. He used 2 hear all kind of fake stories like u. Its a great idea to fool U ...Ha..ha.. April Fool..😆😆😝😝
April 1 is called as FOOL'S day aftr Steve April. Steve April was born on 1st april 1579. He did 105 business in his lyf tym. He lost all his father's assets. Every1 started calling him as father of d fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 aged woman. She divorced him aftr a year coz of his foolishness. He used 2 hear all kind of fake stories like u. Its a great idea to fool U ...Ha..ha.. April Fool..😆😆😝😝
Friday, March 28, 2014
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Boy went to a girl's house 🏠 to propose to her 💏
Boy went to a girl's house 🏠 to propose to her 💏.
He bought a lotus for her and was planning to kneel down before her with it.
He rang the bell. The door was opened and it was the girl's mom standing in front of him.
Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was..
"Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena.. Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar".. 😜😜😜😜
He bought a lotus for her and was planning to kneel down before her with it.
He rang the bell. The door was opened and it was the girl's mom standing in front of him.
Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was..
"Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena.. Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar".. 😜😜😜😜
Haryanvi joke:एक आदमी ने जाट से लिफ्ट मांग ली। आगे रैड लाइट थी ज
एक आदमी ने जाट से लिफ्ट मांग ली। आगे रैड लाइट थी जाट ने बड़ी तेजी से गाड़ी को निकाल दिया पीछे बैठा आदमी डर गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"
फिर रैड लाइट आई फिर निकाल लिया, आदमी और ज्यादा डर गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, मरवाओगे क्या रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं जाट रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"
आगे ग्रीन लाइट आई तो जाट ने जोर का ब्रैक मारा और वही रुक गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, अब तो चलो ग्रीन लाइट है"
चौधरी : "अबे मरवावैगा के, उधर से तेरा फूफा कोई दूसरा जाट आ रहा होगा तो..??
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"
फिर रैड लाइट आई फिर निकाल लिया, आदमी और ज्यादा डर गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, मरवाओगे क्या रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं जाट रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"
आगे ग्रीन लाइट आई तो जाट ने जोर का ब्रैक मारा और वही रुक गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, अब तो चलो ग्रीन लाइट है"
चौधरी : "अबे मरवावैगा के, उधर से तेरा फूफा कोई दूसरा जाट आ रहा होगा तो..??
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke
Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi"
Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi lagta tha......., kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen" 😂
Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi lagta tha......., kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen" 😂
Dear friends, If you have a function/party at your
Dear friends, If you have a function/party at your home and when you see lots of food may get wasted ,Pls don't hesitate to call 1098 (IN INDIA ONLY) - child help line. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON 'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips"
copy n paste takes only few seconds.
copy n paste takes only few seconds.
Arvind kejriwal Live from Varanasi: House full here
Arvind kejriwal Live from Varanasi: House full here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3na6c-dl2w |
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Idea Ad humor:-Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya :
Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya :
"Baby i am a super star in 'Bollywood'.."
Aradhya to AB after looking at the mobile :- "No Ullu banaaing.. No Ullu baanaing...."
😁😁😂😝
"Baby i am a super star in 'Bollywood'.."
Aradhya to AB after looking at the mobile :- "No Ullu banaaing.. No Ullu baanaing...."
😁😁😂😝
Friday, March 21, 2014
Solve this. There are a few Indian States and Citi
Solve this. There are a few Indian States and Cities......guess and name them
1- Face
2- Unmarried Girl
3- No Zip
4- Go and Come
5- Answer State
6- G reen Gate
7- Kings Coat
8- Snake land
9- Make Juice
10-Mr. City
11-rhythm of eyes
Genius people dimaag lagao.........
Example
1- Surat
1- Face
2- Unmarried Girl
3- No Zip
4- Go and Come
5- Answer State
6- G reen Gate
7- Kings Coat
8- Snake land
9- Make Juice
10-Mr. City
11-rhythm of eyes
Genius people dimaag lagao.........
Example
1- Surat
Husband wife sms: जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...
जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...
1. पढाई
📝
📕
📗
📓
📝
2. खेल
🎾
🚴
⚾
🎳
3. मौज मस्ती
🏂
🎼
🏀
🏉
🎳
4. प्यार
💖
💞
💘
💕
💓
💜
5. शादी
👫
🙇
6.
7.
8.
क्या ढूंड रहे हो...?
शादी होने के बाद खतम...!
सब कुछ खतम...!!
गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!
😜😀😜😂
विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
😳😁😜
"समुन्दर से कह दो, अपनी
लहरों को समेट के रखे,
ज़िन्दगी में तूफान लाने के
लिए, घरवाली ही काफी है....!!"
1. पढाई
📝
📕
📗
📓
📝
2. खेल
🎾
🚴
⚾
🎳
3. मौज मस्ती
🏂
🎼
🏀
🏉
🎳
4. प्यार
💖
💞
💘
💕
💓
💜
5. शादी
👫
🙇
6.
7.
8.
क्या ढूंड रहे हो...?
शादी होने के बाद खतम...!
सब कुछ खतम...!!
गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!
😜😀😜😂
विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
😳😁😜
"समुन्दर से कह दो, अपनी
लहरों को समेट के रखे,
ज़िन्दगी में तूफान लाने के
लिए, घरवाली ही काफी है....!!"
Thursday, March 20, 2014
हरियाणा कंडक्टर- ताऊ बीड़ी बुझा दे !
हरियाणा कंडक्टर- ताऊ बीड़ी बुझा दे !
ताऊ - क्यूँ छोरा ?
कंडक्टर - ऊपर देख ताऊ लिखा से 'धुम्रपान मना है'
ताऊ - लिखे से के होवे ?
तेरी सीट के ऊपर वाले बोर्ड पे लिखा से 'कोपर्टी लगवाइए' तो तेने लगवा ली के ?😀
ताऊ - क्यूँ छोरा ?
कंडक्टर - ऊपर देख ताऊ लिखा से 'धुम्रपान मना है'
ताऊ - लिखे से के होवे ?
तेरी सीट के ऊपर वाले बोर्ड पे लिखा से 'कोपर्टी लगवाइए' तो तेने लगवा ली के ?😀
Quote on life sms:Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching
Always Remember Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching statements:-
1st- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles..
2nd- I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears..
And
3rd MOST IMP- the most wasted day in life, is the day, in which, we have not laughed..
Keep Smiling and Pass it to everyone whom you want to see smiling 😀
1st- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles..
2nd- I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears..
And
3rd MOST IMP- the most wasted day in life, is the day, in which, we have not laughed..
Keep Smiling and Pass it to everyone whom you want to see smiling 😀
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.
Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke number hote hai
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke number hote hai
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aap
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.
Sardar got an sms from his
Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".
😂SARDAR ROCKS 😂
😂SARDAR ROCKS 😂
1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...
1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Monday, March 17, 2014
HAPPY HOLI !!!
HAPPY HOLI !!!
Celebrate with Crackers & Diyas
Bhang bilkul mat peena
Maine bhi nahin pi
Chad jati hai
Merry Christmas once again
Take Care
Happy Birthday
Celebrate with Crackers & Diyas
Bhang bilkul mat peena
Maine bhi nahin pi
Chad jati hai
Merry Christmas once again
Take Care
Happy Birthday
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Political humor :- हे भगवान आपका लाख लाख शुक्रिया।।
हे भगवान आपका लाख लाख शुक्रिया।।
आपने अरविंद केजरीवाल को औरत नहीं बनाया
वरना आधा देश रेप के झूठे इल्जाम में अन्दर होता। ...
आपने अरविंद केजरीवाल को औरत नहीं बनाया
वरना आधा देश रेप के झूठे इल्जाम में अन्दर होता। ...
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Political Humor : When Arvind Kejriwal says "Everyone is corrupt... Only I am honest."
When Arvind Kejriwal says
"Everyone is corrupt... Only I am honest."
... it reminds me of Sunny Leone's
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"Yeh Duniya Pital Di....
Baby Doll main Sone di"
"Everyone is corrupt... Only I am honest."
... it reminds me of Sunny Leone's
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"Yeh Duniya Pital Di....
Baby Doll main Sone di"
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