Height of Far Sightedness

Height of Far Sightedness
Once an old man ws waitin 4 a train.
A young boy asked him d tym.
Old man refused to tell d tym.
Boy insisted bt old man denied.
Boy asked d reason?
Old man said if i tell u d tym,
den u'll ask abt me,my name,job etc.
Den i'll ask abt u.
Both of us ll b frank.
Den u may get d seat wid me & also get down at my station.
My daughter ll come 2 receive me.
She'll meet u.
She's beautiful.
U may fall in love wid her,she 2.
Den she may insist to marry u,even may threaten me.
& i'm sorry,i dont want such a poor son in law who hasnt got his own
watch to see d tym.. :p ;D

Son was crying, dad came and asked y r u crying?

Son was crying, dad came and asked y r u crying? tel me, i m ur frnd
na? son-kuch ni yaara! bournvita zyada maang liya to teri wali ne
maara...

Care is the sweetest essence in d worl

Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it
means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. SO__ALWAYS
TAKE CARE!

Gf-aaj me tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi

Gf-aaj me tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera apndix operation hua
tha. Boyfrnd gets excited then Girl says-ye dekho apollo hospital

sita-bhuk lagi hai, Ram-ruko main papita tod kar lata hu

sita-bhuk lagi hai, Ram-ruko main papita tod kar lata hu, itne me
Ravan sita ko utha kar le gya, Ram-sitey-sitey....... laxman-aur khila
papitey

TEACHER- Oxygen ki khoj 1858 me hui thi.

TEACHER-
Oxygen ki khoj 1858 me hui thi.
Santa-Thank god mera janam usse pehle nahi hua
Varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar he jata...!!

Master To Student:A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale Alphabet

Master To Student:
A B C D Se
Shuru Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dejiye

Birds that live in a lake will fly away when

Birds that live in a lake will fly away when the lake dries up, but
the lotus in the same lake dries up with the lake. Thats the
commitment in true relation.:)

girl mere husband ko andar bula lejiye

girl mere husband ko andar bula lejiye. doctor-ghabrayie nhi main
shareef aadmi hu, girl-no, doctor aap samjh nhi rhe aapki nurse bahar
akeli hai

judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe ho

judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe ho, tumhe sharam nhi
aati..? santa-janab tusi ta roz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke marr
jana chahida hai.....

Boss asked Santa to buy two corner tickets

Boss asked Santa to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with
his Girlfriend. Santa bought two corner tickets: A1................A26