Q: Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai..??

Q: Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai..??

Ans: Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
kahe, hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya... :D

Height of HARAMIPAN

Height of HARAMIPAN -pappu naha raha tha ki 1 ladki ne bell bajai
,usne nange hi darwaza khola.woh boli kuch to pahen lo,


woh ander gaya

aur

condom pehan k aa gaya.

Height of Far Sightedness

Height of Far Sightedness
Once an old man ws waitin 4 a train.
A young boy asked him d tym.
Old man refused to tell d tym.
Boy insisted bt old man denied.
Boy asked d reason?
Old man said if i tell u d tym,
den u'll ask abt me,my name,job etc.
Den i'll ask abt u.
Both of us ll b frank.
Den u may get d seat wid me & also get down at my station.
My daughter ll come 2 receive me.
She'll meet u.
She's beautiful.
U may fall in love wid her,she 2.
Den she may insist to marry u,even may threaten me.
& i'm sorry,i dont want such a poor son in law who hasnt got his own
watch to see d tym.. :p ;D

Son was crying, dad came and asked y r u crying?

Son was crying, dad came and asked y r u crying? tel me, i m ur frnd
na? son-kuch ni yaara! bournvita zyada maang liya to teri wali ne
maara...

Care is the sweetest essence in d worl

Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it
means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. SO__ALWAYS
TAKE CARE!

Gf-aaj me tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi

Gf-aaj me tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera apndix operation hua
tha. Boyfrnd gets excited then Girl says-ye dekho apollo hospital

sita-bhuk lagi hai, Ram-ruko main papita tod kar lata hu

sita-bhuk lagi hai, Ram-ruko main papita tod kar lata hu, itne me
Ravan sita ko utha kar le gya, Ram-sitey-sitey....... laxman-aur khila
papitey

TEACHER- Oxygen ki khoj 1858 me hui thi.

TEACHER-
Oxygen ki khoj 1858 me hui thi.
Santa-Thank god mera janam usse pehle nahi hua
Varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar he jata...!!

Master To Student:A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale Alphabet

Master To Student:
A B C D Se
Shuru Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dejiye

Birds that live in a lake will fly away when

Birds that live in a lake will fly away when the lake dries up, but
the lotus in the same lake dries up with the lake. Thats the
commitment in true relation.:)

girl mere husband ko andar bula lejiye

girl mere husband ko andar bula lejiye. doctor-ghabrayie nhi main
shareef aadmi hu, girl-no, doctor aap samjh nhi rhe aapki nurse bahar
akeli hai