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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Santa= sir humne ek aisi cheez banayi h jisse hm diwar k us paar ka b dekh sakta he.

Santa= sir humne ek aisi cheez banayi h jisse hm diwar k us paar ka b
dekh sakta he.
Boss= wow...! fantastic, kya he wo?

Santa= Suraakh.!

Aurat: Ye condom kitne ka hai?

Aurat: Ye condom kitne ka hai?
Dukandar: 10 Rs. ka.
Aurat: Hey bhagwan, mehngai to dekho, Saatvi class mein thi to 50
paise ke 3 aate the!!

Santa- Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta h.

Santa- Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta h....!Kya khilate ho isey ?
Banta-wo sher hi h,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padkar kutte jaisa
dikhne laga hai

1 ladka apne papa ki shadi ki CD dekhte hue

1 ladka apne papa ki shadi ki CD dekhte hue-Papa,muje bi apni shadi
me "ITEM GIRLS" nachani hai aapki shadi ki tarah.
Papa-Haram Khor! Ye sab teri Buaa hai..!

Q: Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai..??

Q: Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai..??

Ans: Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
kahe, hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya... :D

Height of HARAMIPAN

Height of HARAMIPAN -pappu naha raha tha ki 1 ladki ne bell bajai
,usne nange hi darwaza khola.woh boli kuch to pahen lo,

woh ander gaya

aur

condom pehan k aa gaya.

Height of Far Sightedness
Once an old man ws waitin 4 a train.
A young boy asked him d tym.
Old man refused to tell d tym.
Boy insisted bt old man denied.
Boy asked d reason?
Old man said if i tell u d tym,
den u'll ask abt me,my name,job etc.
Den i'll ask abt u.
Both of us ll b frank.
Den u may get d seat wid me & also get down at my station.
My daughter ll come 2 receive me.
She'll meet u.
She's beautiful.
U may fall in love wid her,she 2.
Den she may insist to marry u,even may threaten me.
& i'm sorry,i dont want such a poor son in law who hasnt got his own
watch to see d tym.. :p ;D