Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui?

Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui?
Banta:Ghutne tek k mere pas aai thi.
Santa:usne ghutne tek k kya kaha?
Banta:yahi ki bed k niche se nikal aao,ab nhi marungi..!

newly married husband saves wife's no

newly married husband saves wife's no. on mobile as "MY LIFE".
After 1yr "MY WIFE".
5 YR "HOME".
10 yr "HITLER"
after silver anniverary "WRONG NUMBER".

Sri Sri: A hand unseen is behind this creation

Sri Sri: A hand unseen is behind this creation, and every pair of eyes
is looking for that hand wherever one looks, but it is not seen.

Father Watchng FTV, Son Comes In.

Father Watchng FTV, Son Comes In. Father said"Gareeb Ladkiyan
Hain,Kapde Lene K Liye B Paise Nahin Hain!
Son:"Isse B Gareeb chaiye to CD mere pass hai;)

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi Marta Hai..

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chuhiya Maarni Hai.

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab mein fry hota hon to Tumhe cover Kar k Garam Oil se Bacha leta Hu
cz I Luv u.

Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k foran bad Khate h to
M b unki Zuban or Muh Jala Deta hu I luv u 2

Moral of d story:In Dono ki Prem kahani pe na Jayen.
Samosa Thoda Thanda Kar K Khayen.

Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes

Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears.

Now:
Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs&
Ends wid
"Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par VYASTA HAI."

Santa= sir humne ek aisi cheez banayi h jisse hm diwar k us paar ka b dekh sakta he.

Santa= sir humne ek aisi cheez banayi h jisse hm diwar k us paar ka b
dekh sakta he.
Boss= wow...! fantastic, kya he wo?

Santa= Suraakh.!

Aurat: Ye condom kitne ka hai?

Aurat: Ye condom kitne ka hai?
Dukandar: 10 Rs. ka.
Aurat: Hey bhagwan, mehngai to dekho, Saatvi class mein thi to 50
paise ke 3 aate the!!

Santa- Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta h.

Santa- Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta h....!Kya khilate ho isey ?
Banta-wo sher hi h,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padkar kutte jaisa
dikhne laga hai

1 ladka apne papa ki shadi ki CD dekhte hue

1 ladka apne papa ki shadi ki CD dekhte hue-Papa,muje bi apni shadi
me "ITEM GIRLS" nachani hai aapki shadi ki tarah.
Papa-Haram Khor! Ye sab teri Buaa hai..!