Sri Sri: Your forgiveness should be such that the person

Sri Sri: Your forgiveness should be such that the person you forgive
does not know that you are forgiving them.They should not feel guilty

Sri Sri: If you want to grow in Divine Love,

Sri Sri: If you want to grow in Divine Love, you have got to drop the
pride and the artificial wall you build between yourself and others.

Sri Sri: If you want to grow in Divine Love

Sri Sri: If you want to grow in Divine Love, you have got to drop the
pride and the artificial wall you build between yourself and others.

Sri Sri: Though you exist with a body, in the state of samadhi

Sri Sri: Though you exist with a body, in the state of samadhi you are
not there at all. Live as though you do not exist-this is samadhi.

Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui?

Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui?
Banta:Ghutne tek k mere pas aai thi.
Santa:usne ghutne tek k kya kaha?
Banta:yahi ki bed k niche se nikal aao,ab nhi marungi..!

newly married husband saves wife's no

newly married husband saves wife's no. on mobile as "MY LIFE".
After 1yr "MY WIFE".
5 YR "HOME".
10 yr "HITLER"
after silver anniverary "WRONG NUMBER".

Sri Sri: A hand unseen is behind this creation

Sri Sri: A hand unseen is behind this creation, and every pair of eyes
is looking for that hand wherever one looks, but it is not seen.

Father Watchng FTV, Son Comes In.

Father Watchng FTV, Son Comes In. Father said"Gareeb Ladkiyan
Hain,Kapde Lene K Liye B Paise Nahin Hain!
Son:"Isse B Gareeb chaiye to CD mere pass hai;)

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi Marta Hai..

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chuhiya Maarni Hai.

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab mein fry hota hon to Tumhe cover Kar k Garam Oil se Bacha leta Hu
cz I Luv u.

Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k foran bad Khate h to
M b unki Zuban or Muh Jala Deta hu I luv u 2

Moral of d story:In Dono ki Prem kahani pe na Jayen.
Samosa Thoda Thanda Kar K Khayen.

Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes

Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears.

Now:
Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs&
Ends wid
"Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par VYASTA HAI."