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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"Bharat mera desh hai

"Bharat mera desh hai
or
sabhi bhartiya mere
bhai-bahen hai!"
Isse do hi indian ne follow kiya hai
&
that's true indian.
1-Rajiv Gandhi
2-Sania Mirza... :D

Santa: tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

Banta: ye letter urgent puchana hai.

Santa: kahan?

Banta: Address padhne ka time nahi hai..:-D

Kya ye bacche apke hai

<('.')>chingu
[{'.')>pingu
[('.')>mingu

Kya ye bacche apke hai, agar nahi to aage bhej do, jiske honge rakh
lege. surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge..;

Sms

Kya
Aapko
Maloom
Hai
Ki
.
.
.*'""* . *""'*.
( :Aap Yaha: )
* :Rehte: *
"*. :Hai: .*"
"*"
AUr
Kiraya Bhi nhi dete

Kya Aapko Maloom Hai

Kya
Aapko
Maloom
Hai
Ki
.
.
.*'""* . *""'*.
( :Aap Yaha: )
* :Rehte: *
"*. :Hai: .*"
"*"
AUr
Kiraya Bhi nhi dete

Today is SCD i.e. SECRET COMPLIMENT DAY

Today is SCD i.e. SECRET COMPLIMENT DAY.Tell me one compliment u ever
thought 2 give me but never gave.Reply without hesitation.. Reply is
must.

Sri Sri: Your taste is nothing that cannot be changed

Sri Sri: Your taste is nothing that cannot be changed. Your aversions
bind you, robs the freedom from you. Stand back and look at them.

Sri Sri: You have to drop the Holding rock

Sri Sri: You have to drop the Holding rock in order to pluck the
flowers in your life.

Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchayi

Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchayi Dekhi 1st-Ye Kya
Hai? 2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.1st- Saale Ghar Chal Hum Chand Par Pahunch
Gaye h.

Techr:- prasang sahit vyakhya karo

"Bheege honth tere, pyaasa dil mera"

Student: Ye pankti bollywood ke prasiddh kavi sant shri Imraan Haashmi
ji ki rachna 'murder' ke "bheege honth" gaane se li gayi hai. Is
kavita mein kavi mayavi Mallika Sherawat ko sambodhit karte huye paani
ka mahatwa samjhate hain ki agar aapke honth par ek boond bhi paani ho
to saamne jo bhi pyaasa hai usey pila do. Aur in panktiyo se humko
kavi ke kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai..:)

Height of Possessiveness:

Height of Possessiveness:
A boy dying of cancer..
Friend:y do u keep tellin people ur dying of AIDS??
Boy:So,whn I die, no 1 wil dare touch my Grl Frd!