Proposal of 5th clas boy to 7th class girl.

Proposal of 5th clas boy to 7th class girl.
Boy-I luv u. Girl-Stupid I m older than u.
Boy-I m madly in love with u.
Girl-Get lost!
Boy-Didi plz...

Santa-aaj party kyo de rhe ho?

Santa-aaj party kyo de rhe ho?
banta-aaj mera scooter kho gaya, bhagwan ka shukar hai h k main us par
nhi baitha tha varna main b kho jata.

Teacher- Translate, bazaar me goliyan chal rahi hai

Teacher- Translate, bazaar me goliyan chal rhe hain, santa-the tablets
are walking in the market

Wife: pados wale raj ki beti ko English mein 99 marks mile

Wife: pados wale raj ki beti ko English mein 99 marks mile...

Husband : arre yaar...!

1 no. Kahan gaya...?

Wife: Woh hamara beta laya hai..:-)

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.
Badmash= Chal Oye Chal, nahi deni, Tu ki karenga? Santa=veere de de
plz, peeku karani si-)))

Lecture me masti thi

Lecture me masti thi.Hamari bhi kuch hasti thi.Tutions ka sahara
tha.Dil ye awara tha.Kaha aa gaye is DEGREE K afat me, wo 11th 12th ka
time kitna pyara tha.:-)

"Bharat mera desh hai

"Bharat mera desh hai
or
sabhi bhartiya mere
bhai-bahen hai!"
Isse do hi indian ne follow kiya hai
&
that's true indian.
1-Rajiv Gandhi
2-Sania Mirza... :D

Santa: tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

Santa: tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

Banta: ye letter urgent puchana hai.

Santa: kahan?

Banta: Address padhne ka time nahi hai..:-D

Kya ye bacche apke hai

<('.')>chingu
[{'.')>pingu
[('.')>mingu

Kya ye bacche apke hai, agar nahi to aage bhej do, jiske honge rakh
lege. surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge..;

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Kya
Aapko
Maloom
Hai
Ki
.
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Kya Aapko Maloom Hai

Kya
Aapko
Maloom
Hai
Ki
.
.
.*'""* . *""'*.
( :Aap Yaha: )
* :Rehte: *
"*. :Hai: .*"
"*"
AUr
Kiraya Bhi nhi dete