Two thoughts decide the progress in life:

Two thoughts decide the progress in life:
The way u interact when u have nothing in hand & The way u manage when
u have everything in hand.

DAD-What was your result?

DAD-What was your result?
SON-I failed in 5 subjects!
DAD-From now onwards don't call me DAD.
SON-Oh come on DAD, it was my school test, not a DNA test.....:D:P

Teacher-tense kitne tarah k hote h, boy-past, present,future,

Teacher-tense kitne tarah k hote h, boy-past, present,future,
teacher-very gud n example. Boy-kal apki Beti ko dekha, aaj pyar karta
hu, kal bhaga ke le jaunga

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times..We never thank
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya to dekha,biwi boss ki god mein baithi
thi..Santa bola-chal laajo,aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jaha staff ke
liye kursi bhi na ho..

Proposal of 5th clas boy to 7th class girl.

Proposal of 5th clas boy to 7th class girl.
Boy-I luv u. Girl-Stupid I m older than u.
Boy-I m madly in love with u.
Girl-Get lost!
Boy-Didi plz...

Santa-aaj party kyo de rhe ho?

Santa-aaj party kyo de rhe ho?
banta-aaj mera scooter kho gaya, bhagwan ka shukar hai h k main us par
nhi baitha tha varna main b kho jata.

Teacher- Translate, bazaar me goliyan chal rahi hai

Teacher- Translate, bazaar me goliyan chal rhe hain, santa-the tablets
are walking in the market

Wife: pados wale raj ki beti ko English mein 99 marks mile

Wife: pados wale raj ki beti ko English mein 99 marks mile...

Husband : arre yaar...!

1 no. Kahan gaya...?

Wife: Woh hamara beta laya hai..:-)

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.
Badmash= Chal Oye Chal, nahi deni, Tu ki karenga? Santa=veere de de
plz, peeku karani si-)))

Lecture me masti thi

Lecture me masti thi.Hamari bhi kuch hasti thi.Tutions ka sahara
tha.Dil ye awara tha.Kaha aa gaye is DEGREE K afat me, wo 11th 12th ka
time kitna pyara tha.:-)