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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman chalisa Download kiya hai

Tabse tumhare Msg band ho gye

Sach hi kehte hai k Bhut pishach nikt nhi aave

mahabir jb nam sunave :p

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir?

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir? Banta-badam
milk,seviya te bread pakora nal chaaa.. Air hostes-sir u r in plane
nt in guruduwara PARBHAAT FERI.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things. . . A gud heart can
win many relations. . .But a gud nature can win many gud hearts :) "

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Santa amrud bech rha tha Banta :

Santa amrud bech rha tha Banta :(Kharidte Huye-Agr amrud me kida nikla
to?Santa:To saaf bat h,hum kide k alag Paise lenge, kyu ki non veg,veg
se jyada mehnga hai. :p

''Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk.....

''Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk.....
Design your character like the sky where everyone desires 2 reach.....' : )

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida.":-(

Kudi da baap-"kamineya main ki kudi de SPARE parts vechda ha...??

Two thoughts decide the progress in life:

Two thoughts decide the progress in life:
The way u interact when u have nothing in hand & The way u manage when
u have everything in hand.

DAD-What was your result?

DAD-What was your result?
SON-I failed in 5 subjects!
DAD-From now onwards don't call me DAD.
SON-Oh come on DAD, it was my school test, not a DNA test.....:D:P

Teacher-tense kitne tarah k hote h, boy-past, present,future,

Teacher-tense kitne tarah k hote h, boy-past, present,future,
teacher-very gud n example. Boy-kal apki Beti ko dekha, aaj pyar karta
hu, kal bhaga ke le jaunga

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times..We never thank
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya to dekha,biwi boss ki god mein baithi
thi..Santa bola-chal laajo,aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jaha staff ke
liye kursi bhi na ho..